Neon lights flashed at night, lighting up Wang Situ's way home.
I rode a shared bicycle, munching on the hand cakes I bought on the roadside, and rode slowly back home.
After a tiring day, I finished the snacks I bought on the street in a few bites, took a shower in two or three minutes, and then lay on the bed and started watching short videos.
In Wang Situ's opinion, during a twelve-hour working day, only watching short videos at night is the most relaxing time of the day, so he takes the content of short videos very seriously.
After watching several marginal videos of Internet celebrities, Wang Situ still felt a little empty.
As a result, the content of the next short video aroused his interest.
"If you were asked to choose any three spells from the twelve spells, what ability would you choose?"
Click on the comment area, and the most liked reply is "Snake, cow, and chicken are invincible! Manual dog head.jpg"
The snake talisman makes you invisible, the ox talisman makes you powerful, the chicken talisman makes you fly, and you can do whatever you want.
Someone replied below: "The anti-terrorist troops with thermal imaging will arrive on the battlefield within a minute, please prepare!" Manual dog head.jpg
Another upvoted reply was "The dog makes me immortal, the horse makes me invulnerable, and the dragon makes me have powerful explosive power. How can you beat me? Manual dog head.jpg"
Someone replied below: "Ox, rabbits and rats are fast and strong. Let the living steel bars tie them up and throw them into the sea. They will drown and resurrect. They will never come out." Manual dog head.jpg
After reading the comments for a long time, Wang Situ was happy, and he couldn't help but think about it. If he was really given three of the twelve talismans, what should he choose?
This is the choice: the dog charm for the power of immortality, the horse charm for the healing power, and the sheep charm for the power of spiritual projection.
The urban miraculous doctor who pretends to be a magician, or the Taoist priest who goes down the mountain?
Or choose: horse's healing, dog's immortality, snake's invisibility.
You can follow the obscene development stream, which will be exciting just thinking about it——
Just when Wang Situ was lying on the bed having sex, a text message came from his cell phone.
"A letter: I just received a notice from the head office that leaders will come to our subsidiary to inspect tomorrow morning. All employees will arrive at the company on time at 8 a.m. tomorrow. If there are any problems during this inspection, all employees' bonuses for this month and next month will be deducted.
! The year-end bonus is halved! If you see a deduction of 1, anyone who dares to deduct 丨 will leave immediately!"
After deducting 1, my original good mood was ruined by this news.
I opened the comment area that I just hadn’t finished reading again and started reading.
After all, your rest time is yours, and it's not worth ruining your good mood for other things.
After the various novel genre combinations of the original twelve zodiac signs were reviewed in Wang Situ's mind, Wang Situ had not yet finished YY.
The doorbell rang suddenly
After thinking about it carefully, Wang Situ remembered that he seemed to have ordered a midnight snack just now?
I looked at the time and it was already 11pm. I ordered this takeaway at 9:30.
This time is too long and too much!
Yi Gulu got up and went to open the door angrily!
He had been holding back his anger just now, and now the delivery boy is on the receiving end of a gun!
As soon as he opened the door, he saw a rider wearing a yellow take-out uniform, holding a package of tattered late-night snacks in his hand, standing at the door with an awkward look on his face, looking a little at a loss.
Taking a deep breath, Wang Situ was about to open his mouth and spit it out.
There was a big hole in the knee of the delivery man's left trousers, which was red inside. Blood mixed with dust stained the trousers everywhere.
If you look carefully, you can see that there is a lot of dust on the delivery boy's body.
Eighty percent of the time it was caused by falling or crashing while delivering food.
Although Wang Situ is not a good person, he still cannot do such things that add insult to injury.
He took the package of tattered late-night snacks and waved to the apologetic takeaway boy.
"It's okay, please be safe on the road."
After that, he closed the door without waiting for the other party's reaction.
Even though he said this, Wang Situ was still very angry!
After all, the late night snack I ordered was overdue and turned into a mosaic. Anyone else would be angry!
I turned on my phone and wanted to leave a negative review, but ended up writing the essay and then deleting it.
In the end, I still didn’t comment on the takeout order.
He placed the package of late-night snacks that had been torn into mosaics on the table.
Turn around and pull out the chair, ready to dissect this takeaway
Wang Situ ordered Korean fried chicken with Coke. Fortunately, the Coke came in a plastic bottle. Although the fried chicken was mixed with various sauces in the bag, it could barely be considered as the other party had sprinkled the ingredients in advance.
When he opened the post about the twelve zodiac signs he just came across again, his original idea was rejected!
"Damn, what makes me so cautious???"
As he said that, he chose at random: the power of life of the rat charm [turning into a wife], the power of speed of the rabbit charm [stop when changing shape], and the power of immortality of the dog charm [eternal life].
"You can directly use the rat charm to give life to inanimate objects, and create a superman of your own setting, or a two-dimensional wife."
"Then there is a rabbit charm that allows the holder to move at supersonic speeds, advance and attack, and retreat and defend."
"Another dog spell can make the holder young forever and gain the power of immortality!"
"Tsk, tsk, just take off, even if there are other spells on the opposite side, they can't kill me!"
Just when Wang Situ was immersed in the beautiful fantasy of the future, a "ding" sound came from his mind.
"The system has been bound successfully!"
"Ding! Three talismans have been selected: [Rat Talisman], [Rabbit Talisman], and [Dog Talisman]."
"Transmitting"
——
Before Wang Situ had time to think, his brain became dizzy.
Before I was completely unconscious, I heard the final notification sound from the system.
"Warning, an unknown BUG has occurred in the system, self-test is in progress, self-test failed."
Wang Situ used his last bit of reason to curse: "System, I'm sorry."
He lost consciousness before he finished cursing——
northwest, frontier fortress
When Wang Situ woke up again, the first thing he felt was heat!
Also, the sun is a bit too dazzling
He sat up with one hand supporting his body and shielding himself from the strong sunlight with one hand.
Wang Situ squinted his eyes and looked around
You don’t know this by looking at it, you’ll be shocked when you see it!
At this time, Wang Situ unexpectedly found himself on a huge sand dune!
Surrounded by endless desert!
Wang Situ, who was still unconscious, suddenly stood up.
After slapping himself a few times, Wang Situ was able to confirm that this place seemed to be a real desert.
After Wang Situ calmed down his initial excitement, he recalled the system.
Then in my mind, I called the system!
In an instant, a system personal interface appeared in front of you!
Name: Wang Situ
Backpack: 100 cubic storage compartments
Items: [Rat Charm], [Rabbit Charm], [Dog Charm].
The eye-catching red font below caught Wang Situ's attention.
[An unknown BUG has occurred in the system, and it is now running on a single machine. The repair time is unknown, version number: A-217493]
Seeing this, Wang Situ shouted: "It's over!"
"This clearly tells me that the late emperor was not halfway through his business, but the middle path collapsed!"
The ambition that was just ignited was extinguished by the cruelty of reality.
Sitting back in the desert, I recalled that I came out of the orphanage, came to the big city, and then went to school and worked hard all the way until now.
Wang Situ could only lament.
"Although the system cannot be used, fortunately there are still three spells."
"This opening is not difficult either in ancient times or in modern times."