Chapter 14: The golden hoop is at the head, if you want to talk, give up
Author: Ye Langyan
Chapter 14: The golden hoop is at the head, if you want to talk, give up
"At that time, the hand was only 0.01 cm away from my head, but a quarter of a second later, the owner of that big hand would accept me as his disciple because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have told countless lies in my life, this one
I think it’s the most perfect.”
It can be seen from the eyes of the old master that if I take another half step forward, he will crush me to death.
I originally thought, you should do this, and maybe I should die too.
But in order to live, I have no choice.
There was once a sincere master-disciple relationship in front of me, but I didn't cherish it.
I only regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this.
If God could give me another chance, I would say three words to that master: Hello, master.
If I have to add a time limit to this master-disciple relationship, I hope it is... ten thousand years."
The old Heavenly Master nodded and said happily: "Yes, children can be taught."
Zhang Lingyu next to him was dumbfounded, and the other brothers and sisters also looked confused.
Later, Mr. Tian said with a confused face: "I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the ending."
The apprenticeship process went smoothly, and Wang Situ also explained the cause and effect of the incident.
Of course, only he himself knows about time travel.
In fact, Wang Situ himself is very resistant to confessing, mainly because the time and place where Wang Situ appeared in the hands of the Heavenly Master are too detailed. There is no privacy at all, so it is better to just confess everything.
On the same day, through the intervention of relevant departments, Wang Situ obtained his ID card and social security number.
After paying for medical insurance, Wang Situ settled down in Longhu Mountain.
Wang Situ has been in the mountain for a week, and he has eaten all the special dishes of Longhu Mountain this week!
I ate all the clear tofu, roasted local chicken with chestnuts, Tianshi Bagua Banquet, steamed eggs with pickled vegetables, shredded bacon with winter bamboo shoots, and steamed pork with rice noodles.
Nowadays, the proprietresses of those restaurants are very enthusiastic when they see Wang Situ. He is handsome and generous.
The next morning, Wang Situ followed his senior brother Zhang Lingyu to do morning classes.
While the brothers were reciting scriptures, Wang Situ got up late and missed breakfast.
He took out a small bag from his pocket, which contained dried eggplant, a local specialty.
When no one is paying attention, take a bite and chew slowly in the corner of your mouth.
Strangely enough, this dried eggplant can be said to be a special flavor of Longhu Mountain.
Freshly picked eggplants are combined with raw materials such as peppers, garlic, and glutinous rice, and are finally made through various traditional techniques such as steaming, boiling, sautéing, wrapping, seasoning, and hiding.
It can be said that the process is complicated, so after tasting it, it tastes refreshing and makes you want to eat it again. What is unexpected is that Yujiang dried tomatoes have obvious effects on symptoms such as motion sickness and vomiting in pregnant women.
The taste was right to Wang Situ's taste, so he took another bite without anyone noticing.
While he was enjoying the meal, a hand stretched out from beside him and hooked his fingers, indicating that he wanted it too.
Wang Situ thought to himself, we are all brothers in the same sect, so we have to give it to others. Besides, we are all adults, so we must understand the ways of the world, right?
Besides, I already have wealth and freedom, so this dried eggplant doesn’t matter.
He grabbed a handful and put it on the big hand, then withdrew his hand.
Wang Situ stuffed another piece of dried eggplant into his mouth. Why did his hand suddenly feel so familiar?
Whose hands are they like?
Why can't you remember?
Just when Wang Situ was puzzled, the big hand stretched out again, with finely chopped eggplant residue still on it.
Wang Situ looked along the opponent's palm and saw the Heavenly Master standing next to him, chewing dried eggplant, and stretching out his hand to ask for it.
Wang Situ forcibly swallowed the dried eggplant that he had not finished chewing. He was a little choked and said hello to the Heavenly Master: "Good morning, Master."
The Heavenly Master grabbed the small bag containing dried eggplants in Wang Situ's hand, weighed it, then picked up the small bag and poured it into his mouth.
While chewing the dried eggplant, he looked at Wang Situ with dead fish eyes.
After finishing the meal in two or three bites, he clapped his hands.
He raised his fingers at Wang Situ and motioned for Wang Situ to follow.
Then turned and left
Wang Situ was very panicked, thinking, "Isn't it because I went to Qianshan yesterday to take pictures with the girls and was caught by the master?"
Isn’t it said that Taoist priests can also get married?
I was thinking wildly along the way, and soon I arrived at the residence of the Heavenly Master.
Master Tian opened the door, picked up the teapot from the table in the main hall and poured a cup of tea. Then he remembered that there was someone behind him and poured another cup.
Then he patted the stool next to him and said to Wang Situ, "Come and sit."
Wang Situ saw that the old Heavenly Master looked calm and probably would not get angry, so he licked his smile, ran over and sat next to the Old Heavenly Master.
The Heavenly Master picked up the tea, gargled it in his mouth, and then swallowed it in one gulp.
Wang Situ also followed suit. After drinking tea, both master and apprentice took a long breath.
After the tea was finished, the Heavenly Master said, "Situ, how long have you been on the mountain?"
When Wang Situ heard this, his heart skipped a beat. "Does this old man want to drive me away? I hated this place at first, but after living there for a while, I had food, drink, scenery, and a young lady on the front mountain.
, there is no shortage of various supermarkets and restaurants. The key is to help pay for the five insurances and one housing fund. Where can I find such a good place?"
Then Wang Situ replied cautiously: "Go back to the master, it will take more than seven days to go up the mountain."
According to the routine in Journey to the West that I have read before, from what the master said when Sun Wukong was learning skills when he drove him away, the next sentence should be said by the Heavenly Master: "Wherever you come from, just go from there."
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Then Wang Situ should say: "I have been away from home for more than seven days. Although I am looking back on my old relatives and friends, I remember that Master has not repaid his kindness, so I dare not go."
Finally, the Heavenly Master waved his sleeves and said: "Get out of here! You idiot!"
Then Wang Situ came down the mountain in tears.
Just when he was thinking this, Master Tian saw that Wang Situ was distracted and hit him on the head with a burst of chestnuts.
In pain, Wang Situ covered his head and gasped.
Then the Heavenly Master said with an unhappy face: "My master asked you to go down the mountain to help find someone, why are you still nagging?"
Seeing the old Heavenly Master raising his hand again, Wang Situ hurriedly explained: "I was just thinking about how to find someone when I went down the mountain. I really am not deserting! You have to believe me!"
Seeing Wang Situ's sincere face, the Heavenly Master felt a little embarrassed and slapped down his raised hand, and then smoothed his hair with his raised hand.
He said pleasantly: "Master came to you because he valued your ability to work hard in the world."
"Originally I wanted Lingyu to go, but Lingyu grew up in the mountains and doesn't understand the principles of the world. If I go there, I'm afraid there will be many complications."
"So this mission is entrusted to you. The main reason is that the mission is difficult. If there is another time in the future, I will let that boy Lingyu do it. What do you think?"
Seeing the smiling expression of the old Heavenly Master, Wang Situ felt a chill on his back.
If you don't agree, it is estimated that the medical insurance that was just opened will be used.
Then Wang Situ replied categorically: "If something happens, I will do my best to help you!"