Chapter 20 Eat My Spicy Peas! Pounce on the Street!
Chapter 20 Eat my spicy peas! Street boy!
Author: Ye Langyan
Chapter 20 Eat my spicy peas! Street boy!
Zhang Chulan, who was watching the battle next to him, was shocked. He turned to Wang Situ and stammered: "I don't want to give that Peashooter doll as a gift anymore. Can you give it back to me?"
Wang Situ was furious and kicked Zhang Chulan aside.
He turned around and said fiercely: "Bah! I have never seen such a shameless person!"
With the peashooter's meal~
Groups of zombies on the opposite side were also falling down one by one, and the two people watching the battle said they were enjoying themselves.
There was a black business car parked on the road next to the cemetery.
Xu San leaned against the car to watch short videos, and by the way, he bought some small gifts in the live broadcast room of a marginal anchor.
Amidst each other's tingling thanks, I gradually lost myself.
As footsteps approached in the distance, Xu San quickly sent the anchor's contact information in the private message and hurriedly stuffed his phone into his pocket.
After a while, a little girl emerged from the woods on the roadside. This person was Feng Baobao.
Xu San said with an embarrassed look: "Baby, I'm sorry, I came here late. How is the matter?"
Feng Baobao shook his head and said in Sichuan dialect: "I'm late. Zhang Xilin's grave has been dug up and his body can't be found."
Hearing this, Xu San sighed and said, "Okay."
Xiang Shi thought of something, and Feng Baobao said calmly: "Oh, by the way. I was also attacked by zombies."
Xu San thought for a moment and responded: "Zombies? The ones who did it should be the corpse exterminators in Xiangxi."
Feng Baobao tilted his head and said he didn't understand.
Xu San simply waved his hand and said: "Forget it, it's nothing. Is there anything else?"
Feng Baobao recalled: "I saw Zhang Chulan in the village today."
"Zhang Chulan?" Xu San thought for a moment, patted his thigh and said, "He is Zhang Xilin's grandson, right? Where are the others?"
"We are surrounded by zombies." Feng Baobao said calmly.
"What? Where did you leave Zhang Chulan? Did you run back alone?" Xu San said in surprise.
"Bao'er, it's not like you don't know that ordinary people can't be involved in what we do!"
As he spoke, Xu San put his hands on Feng Baobao's shoulders and said in a solemn tone: "If it's really because of you that ordinary people are involved in danger, I won't wipe your ass!"
Feng Baobao opened Xu San's hand and said calmly: "Don't worry, that baby won't die."
Seeing that Feng Baobao still didn't listen to his words, Xu San couldn't help but said and gestured: "Why don't you worry? You never let me worry!"
While the two were still arguing, a loud noise came from the cemetery~
Xu San swallowed and said, "Let's go inside and take a look."
Feng Baobao also looked towards the cemetery, his eyes firmly said: "That baby will never die."
After that, the two of them ran towards the direction where the sound came from.
In the cemetery, Wang Situ and Zhang Chulan squatted on the ground, studying the pea shooter who had just defeated many zombies.
At this time, the Peashooter looked aloof and arrogant, looking like he was the boss of heaven and the second boss of earth.
The news in the cemetery just now was that Wang Situ and Zhang Chulan were testing the pea shooter.
It was caused by breaking a thick tree surrounded by two people.
At this time, the two of them looked at each other, and the arrogant pea shooters at the scene had their eyes shining.
Zhang Chulan swallowed, and then wanted to touch the pea shooter, but was stopped by the other party's contemptuous eyes, and then touched his head in embarrassment.
As the master, Wang Situ didn't have this worry. He picked up the pea shooter and pointed it into the woods like a machine gun.
Zhang Chulan, who was watching the battle from the sidelines, almost stayed.
At this moment, Feng Baobao arrived with Xu San.
The two groups of people looked at each other and were both stunned for a moment, and then they all became alert.
In the end, it was the experienced Xu San who was the first to speak: "May I ask if the person opposite you is Wang Situ, the Supreme Protector of Divine Movement who is the most powerful in Qinggong?"
The first time he heard such a name, Wang Situ felt that it was awesome at first, and then he felt the slightest hint of a middle-class aura.
Then, under the cover of night, Wang Situ blushed, waved his hands in embarrassment and said, "Yes, it's me!"
Zhang Chulan, who was about to run away next to him, heard this and thought to himself: "Oh my god~ This guy next to me is not that good looking, but he is the best in Qinggong right now??? This is a big deal!"
Then, like a dog fighting against a human, he stood beside Wang Situ.
He asked softly: "Brother Situ, what do you call me?"
Wang Situ replied in the same low voice: "When you return to Longhu Mountain, you will most likely be my nephew, just call me uncle!"
Then Zhang Chulan looked incomprehensible and shouted to the opposite side: "Yes, this person is my uncle!"
Everyone present was a stranger, and their little moves naturally could not escape the ears of Xu San and Feng Baobao.
Feng Baobao looked unfazed, but Xu San was embarrassed by Zhang Chulan's shamelessness and pressed her toes hard in her leather shoes.
At this time, Xu San only felt numb all over his body, as if there were many ants crawling around, and just wanted to escape from this embarrassing place.
After scolding him countless times for being shameless, Xu San took a breath, calmed down and said to Wang Situ: "There is some misunderstanding between us. I hope you can leave Zhang Chulan to us for the time being."
Seeing that the other party really took him seriously, Wang Situ suddenly felt like a person.
Then he imitated the lines from the old Hong Kong movies he secretly watched while working and said: "What if I don't pay?"
As if sensing the change in Wang Situ's tone, the pea shooter in Wang Situ's hands had already turned the muzzle in the direction of Xu San and Feng Baobao.
It was dark at this time, and Xu San couldn't see clearly. He could only see something turning in Wang Situ's hand.
A breeze stirred the clouds in the sky, and a ray of moonlight shone down, illuminating the postures of both sides.
Xu San took the lead and stood in front of Feng Baobao. He said with a smile on his face: "I heard that Brother Situ's Qinggong is the best in the world, and only the old heavenly master can compete with him. Why are you using hot weapons now? I'm afraid it will taint the gods."
Live up to your reputation as a Taibao!"
Wang Situ looked down and saw that the pea shooter had found a helmet somewhere. At this time, he had evolved into a "machine gun shooter".
At this time, the machine gun shooter was hiding behind Wang Si's bare hands, like a mini version of a small four-barreled machine gun.
No wonder Xu San in the distance looked away.
Zhang Chulan, who was standing on the sidelines, also raised his head to take a look. He patted Wang Situ on the back excitedly and shouted to the two people opposite him: "My uncle is super awesome! You two can run away now!"
Feng Baobao, whose eyesight was far beyond ordinary people, saw clearly, and then moved Xu San aside, who was blocking him.
Xu San turned around and looked at Feng Baobao in surprise and said: "There are hot weapons on the opposite side. We are no match. Let's retreat!"
Unexpectedly, Feng Baobao had already seen through everything. A kitchen knife slipped from his sleeve and was held tightly in his hand.
He said in a calm tone: "That's not a thermal weapon, it's just a doll!"
Having said that, rush forward!
Unexpectedly, the machine gun shooter stretched out two leaves and placed them on Wang Situ's hand, like a real machine gun position, and started to shoot at Feng Baobao~