Chapter 88 Bullshit? It doesn’t exist! (Please order first!)
Author: Ye Langyan
Chapter 88 Bullshit? It doesn’t exist! (Please order first!)
Night, at the pavilion.
Zhi Jinhua was discussing with Cang Long and others about closing the net tomorrow.
At this moment, there were some chaotic footsteps on the mountain road in the distance.
Looking around, he saw Lu Linglong staggering over from the mountain road with a look as bright as a pear blossom.
Seeing this, Zhi Jinhua quickly apologized and closed the mobile conference.
Then he stood up and went to greet him
Seeing Lu Linglong's devastated look, Zhi Jinhua probably guessed something.
He quickly stepped forward to hug Lu Linglong and whispered in her ear.
"Linglong, what's going on?"
"What the hell happened to you two?"
"Speak quickly! I'm so anxious!"
Hearing this, Lu Linglong seemed to have found an outlet to vent her anger. She didn't speak and just cried.
Tears soon wet Zhi Jinhua's shoulders.
Seeing Lu Linglong crying so sadly, Zhi Jinhua didn't ask any more questions.
She just stood quietly with Lu Linglong, letting the other party vent as much as she wanted.
After a while, Lu Linglong calmed down.
Seeing this, Zhi Jinhua quickly comforted her softly: "Linglong, if you don't want to talk, just stop talking. Let's go down the mountain."
After saying that, Zhi Jinhua took Lu Linglong's little hand and was about to turn around, but was grabbed by the other party.
Lu Linglong was choked and said, "I just went up and saw Wang Situ and Feng Baobao kissing me in the yard."
Hearing this, Zhi Jinhua recalled Feng Baobao's character and said with some doubts: "Shouldn't it be?"
"With Feng Baobao's character, it is absolutely impossible for her and Wang Situ to be together!"
Seeing that Zhi Jinhua didn't believe it, Lu Linglong wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes.
I took a deep breath and relaxed my mood.
Then, with red eyes, he said: "What's impossible? You underestimate Baby Feng too much!"
"I saw with my own eyes that it was Feng Baobao who took the initiative to pull Wang Situ's neck and kissed him!"
"Could it be that what I saw with my own eyes was fake?"
Seeing Lu Linglong's emotions gradually getting agitated, Zhi Jinhua quickly admitted her mistake.
"Don't get excited yet. Sit here and tell me the whole story. I'll review it for you."
Seeing that her best friend looked serious, Lu Linglong sat in the pavilion and told her what happened.
Hearing this, Zhi Jinhua was also a little confused. She also knew a little about Feng Baobao, and it was true that such a thing as Lu Linglong said would not happen.
Since Lu Linglong has seen it with her own eyes, there can be no lies.
But Zhi Jinhua’s sixth sense told her that there was something weird about this matter, and it was definitely not as simple as Lu Linglong thought!
Under Zhi Jinhua's repeated questioning, Lu Linglong confessed the situation at that time.
At that time, she was standing outside Situ's Courtyard, far away, and she really didn't see clearly whether the two of them were kissing or not.
But when two people face each other, if this isn’t a kiss, what is it?
Seeing Lu Linglong tell the truth, Zhi Jinhua knew better.
Immediately, Lu Linglong was asked to reproduce the original movements of the two of them.
The two of them stood up. Zhi Jinhua stayed still and played Wang Situ, while Lu Linglong played Feng Baobao.
Then, Lu Linglong followed Feng Baobao's example and leaned forward.
He grabbed Zhi Jinhua's head and started to fight her.
At this time, the two of them were forehead to forehead, big eyes staring at small eyes.
With the current posture of the two of them, even if Zhi Jinhua didn't say anything, Lu Linglong already knew what it meant.
This is obviously teaching Qigong
Seeing this, Zhi Jinhua breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Linglong. What do you think this looks like?"
Seeing that Lu Linglong was speechless for a moment, Zhi Jinhua stepped forward to hold the back of Lu Linglong's neck, tilted her head and prepared to kiss her
Right now, Zhijinhua is about to kiss her.
Lu Linglong closed her eyes tightly in fear, looking like she was being manipulated, which made Zhi Jinhua happy.
After stepping away, he scraped Lu Linglong's nose with his index finger.
There is no strange feeling on the lips
At this time, no matter how stupid Lu Linglong is, she still knows what is the correct way to start a kiss.
Seeing Zhi Jinhua's "you know" look made Lu Linglong want to find a crack in the ground and crawl in.
Seeing that Lu Linglong was completely relieved, Zhi Jinhua felt relieved. She was worried that Lu Linglong would do something stupid because of her excitement.
Then, without waiting for Zhi Jinhua to say anything else, Lu Linglong took the lead and took the other person's hand and walked down the mountain.
After returning to the room, Zhi Jinhua finished changing her clothes and walked into the bathroom.
Feeling the comfortable water temperature flowing through the graceful curves, Zhi Jinhua couldn't help but sigh.
She also wants sweet love.
Then I thought of the series of bloody incidents that happened to Lu Linglong recently.
This impulse stopped again——
Inside the Situ Courtyard
After Wang Situ received the old farming skills taught by Feng Baobao, another electronic notification sound came from the system in his head.
"Congratulations on successfully uploading the Xiantian Kung (remnant chapter)!"
"Please host upload the complete technique, the remaining parts will not be included in the reward scope!"
Hearing this, Wang Situ was stunned and thought in his heart: "How did this old peasant skill turn into an innate skill?"
“Don’t they all say that Lao Nong Gong is a god???”
"Could it be said that the divine spirit is part of the innate skill?"
"It seems that Brother Monkey will have to be invited out for questioning later."
Just as he was thinking this, Feng Baobao let go of his hand.
Then the two separated
Seeing Wang Situ looking thoughtful, Feng Baobao waited quietly at the side.
After Wang Situ came to his senses, Feng Baobao spoke up to attract his attention.
"Since the old farming skills have been passed on to you, I hope you won't break your promise tomorrow."
Seeing this, Wang Situ quickly patted his chest and promised, "Don't worry, I won't break my promise tomorrow."
"But you have to promise me not to tell anyone about the practice."
"Including Xu San, Xu Si and Zhang Chulan."
Hearing this, Feng Baobao agreed without hesitation, and then said seriously: "However, you must also promise me three things."
Seeing Feng Baobao negotiating terms, Wang Situ was a little unsure of what the other party meant.
Then he said: "Old Nong Gong has already suffered a loss by changing his position as a Heavenly Master, right?"
"I just want you to keep a secret, but I have to agree to three conditions!"
"Isn't this too dark for you?"
Feng Baobao looked indifferent and said, "Well, if others ask,"
"When the time comes, Xu San, Xu Si, Zhang Chulan, the Heavenly Master will come."
Then, just like telling the names of dishes, everyone he knew Wang Situ was told one by one.
Seeing this, Wang Situ was so angry that his teeth itched.
I really want to rectify this Feng Baobao on the spot!
Suppressing the unknown fire in his heart, he persuaded himself in his heart: "Be calm! Wang Situ! Don't be angry!"
"Think about Wang Ye's Fenghou Qimen, think about Zhang Chulan's Qi Ti Origin, and think about the other eight magical skills."
"You must be calm!"
"As long as you collect the remaining talismans, it's up to you to decide the next tens of thousands of years, right?"
After a while, Wang Situ finally convinced himself and agreed to Feng Baobao's conditions.
Then, Wang Situ looked sideways at Feng Baobao, with an expression that said you know what you are doing, and said: "I can agree to your three conditions, but you can't violate my three principles!"
"First, you must not violate benevolence, justice and morality!"
"Second, it must not harm my personal reputation and that of Longhu Mountain!"
"Third, we must not hinder him, Wang Situ, from collecting other techniques!"
Seeing that Wang Situ was speaking eloquently, Feng Baobao turned his head and looked like he was hesitating to speak.
It wasn't until Wang Situ finished speaking that Feng Baobao was speechless and said, "Are you Wang Situ or Zhang Wuji?"
"You got this all from reading martial arts novels, right?"
Seeing that his little thoughts were exposed by Feng Baobao, Wang Situ was also a little embarrassed.
He simply said shamelessly: "This is the condition for me to promise you three things!"
"Say it!"
Hearing this, Feng Baobao shook his head and said: "I haven't thought about these three things yet."
"I'll call you when I think about it"
Seeing that Feng Baobao was serious, Wang Situ looked at him with dead eyes and said slowly: "This is how Zhao Min deceived Zhang Wuji back then."
"You said that to make fun of me, right?"
Seeing this, Feng Baobao turned around and left without explaining.——
Just then, the phone rang.
I picked it up and saw that it was Ninth Senior Brother Rongshan.
After the call was connected, Rongshan's voice came from the other side.
"Situ, come to Master Tian's place. He's looking for you."
"Okay, I'll be there right away."
Putting away the phone, Wang Situ went out.
In just a few breaths, he appeared at the door of Mr. Tian’s yard.