Dana Zhou was very clever. He knew that once this matter could not be explained clearly, he was afraid that he would have to go far away, so he quickly pretended to be innocent and said: "Brother Changgui, it's all my fault. I drank two kilograms."
Ma Pei couldn't control himself. I'm sorry for you, brother Changgui. You can hit me or scold me, but it's simply unfair for you to say that I miss your wife!"
"Ugh... Changgui, if you are still a man, beat this bastard to death..." Xie Erni quickly wiped away her tears when she saw this.
"You said that I have been married to you for so many years and worked hard without complaint. When did I ever have other thoughts?"
"I just want to be like those women on the Internet and take a beach bath, but you can't give it to me..."
Xie Erni's crying became louder and louder, "There happened to be a small beach here, so I was thinking about sunbathing while no one was here. Unexpectedly, I met Dana Zhou, and made you misunderstand that we are having an affair. I, I, I...
…I’m not alive anymore…”
A woman's tears are the ultimate weapon against men. Coupled with Xie Erni's rationale, Wang Changgui was confused for a moment and hurried to coax him, "What nonsense are you talking about? It's a matter of life or death. It's really death. It's Zhou Dana who picked this dog inside and out."
thing."
"Yes, yes, I'm a bitch, I'm obsessed with things." Zhou Dah said, and he understood immediately after hearing Xie Erni's words, "It's all my fault. I didn't sleep well at home on such a hot day. I had to go to the river to wash myself."
Take a shower, brother Changgui, we are all men, tell me, if you see a beautiful woman like Er Ni with no one around, can you bear it?"
Faced with the question about Dana Zhou's soul, Wang Changgui was completely speechless. Dana Zhou struck while the iron was hot and said: "Fortunately you came in time, otherwise..."
Snap!
He was also cruel and gave himself a loud slap in the face before he finished speaking, causing the other side of his face to become swollen.
Seeing his sincere attitude, he slapped himself again, and then thought about his wife also slapping him. If there was really an affair between the two of them, why would his wife hit him?
Besides, he didn't succeed anyway, so Wang Changgui lost a lot of his anger and said gently to Xie Erni: "Erni, you go home first, and I'll have a little chat with Dana."
"Don't fight me anymore. If word gets out about this... wuwu, I'll be really embarrassed to see anyone!"
"Okay, okay, don't worry, it will never spread." Wang Changgui glared at Dana Zhou fiercely.
Dana Zhou nodded with a look of lifelong regret, "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone even if I die."
Xie Erni walked out of the reed swamp with an aggrieved look, and soon returned to normal. She looked around, but she didn't find Zhang Dabiao, and her heart finally fell back to her stomach.
She glanced at the reed marsh with disgust and cursed inwardly that these two old dogs had ruined her good deeds. At the same time, she was glad that it was not Zhang Dabiao who came, otherwise Wang Changgui would definitely catch her.
"Are you really here to take a shower?" Wang Changgui snorted and looked straight at Dana Zhou.
Dana Zhou nodded, "Brother Changgui, don't you still understand me? If I can do that, am I still a human being?"
"That's true!" Seeing that he didn't seem to be lying, Wang Changgui finally felt relieved.
Dana Zhou secretly breathed a sigh of relief, pretended to be embarrassed, and said: "Brother, you know that the person I like is Han Meili, but only you can help me with this matter."
If you like it, I still like it!
Wang Changgui despised Zhou Dana's idea of a toad wanting to eat swan meat, but he didn't show it. He just nodded and said, "This matter needs long-term consideration."
"Well, don't be anxious. I'm anxious that I won't be able to eat hot tofu. But that idiot Zhang Dabiao is so capable. We didn't notice it before." Dana Zhou quickly changed the subject.
As expected, Wang Changgui thought of that bastard Zhang Dabiao, and his teeth itched with hatred, "Don't pay too much attention to that fool. I got the news that the big bald man was discharged from the hospital in the morning. He was stabbed by the fool. I guess I won't let it go."
"It makes sense. As long as we catch that fool, Han Meili, an orphan and a widowed mother, shouldn't we just let us have the final say?"
Dana Zhou smiled and said, "By the way, Brother Changgui, why are you here suddenly?"
"Huh? Can't I come?" Wang Changgui's expression changed again, and his eyes gradually narrowed.
"No, no, no..." Dana Zhou quickly waved his hand and explained, "That's not what I meant. If you hadn't arrived in time, I would have made a mistake."
"Erdan told me. Okay, go back to bed early. I guess it will be lively in the afternoon."
"Hmm!" Dana Zhou nodded, but cursed in his heart, "Damn, it's that little brat, no, how old is that brat? There must be someone behind this, who is he?
"
Zhou Dana's head was buzzing with seeds, and he had no idea who was behind it, so he went directly to Erdan's house after breaking up with Wang Changgui in the village.
"Erdan, please tell me who instigated you, and I promise not to beat you." Dana Zhou touched Erdan's head, smiled like a good uncle, and asked pleasantly.
Erdan raised his head and looked at Dana Zhou eagerly, "No one is instructing me!"
This week Dana is just a street kid wandering around, and he is not afraid at all. Besides, Brother Da Biao said that if Dana Zhou comes to trouble him, just go and tell him, and let him do whatever it takes to make him angry.
Spread it back.
And there was also a summer of ice cream. Erdan was worried, thinking that even if you beat me, I would not betray Brother Da Biao.
Dana Zhou took a deep breath and really wanted to kick this little bastard out.
"Then who told you to meet you at the same place?"
"I don't know where to meet you at the same place." After saying that, he burst into tears. When Mrs. Erdan heard her son cry, she ran out carrying a fire stick.
Dana Zhou was startled and quickly explained, "Erdan, damn, I didn't touch Erdan..."
"You didn't bully my son, why is he crying?" Erdan was so big and thick, he looked even stronger than Dana Zhou, and he looked like a glaring King Kong holding a fire stick.
At this moment, Dana Zhou was also afraid. After all, Erdan's mother was famous for being unreasonable in the village, and it was unreasonable for him, an adult, to make a child cry.
Thinking of this, he dared to ask Erdan again, so he ran away.
Erdan's mother snorted and touched her son's head, "Cry, cry, cry, just cry. If he bullies you in the future, you come home and tell me. See if I don't skin him!"
"Mom, you are so powerful! Even more powerful than Ultraman." Erdan raised his head and looked at the majestic old lady, with unspeakable admiration in his little heart.
"Hey, this child... has been playing with fools for a long time, and he still says stupid things. He is not allowed to play with that fool Zhang Dabiao in the future." After saying that, she directly put Erdan under the creaking nest and went in.
The yard.
Noon was the hottest time of the day, and all the folks who had had lunch were hiding indoors and didn't want to show their heads.
But as the loud siren sounded from far to near, the whole village was boiling, and soon many villagers appeared on the street outside.
"What's going on? Someone's family is in trouble?"
"I think they are heading towards Zhang Dabiao's house. I guess they are here to catch fools, right?"
"Let's go and have a look. I haven't seen law enforcement arrest anyone yet..."
Zhang Dabiao was startled when he heard the siren. He instinctively wanted to jump over the wall and run away, but by then the siren had already reached the door.
"Open the door, is this Zhang Dabiao's house? We are from the Jinshan Town Law Enforcement Station." There was a rapid knock on the door, accompanied by a loud voice.