"No wonder, when I saw your car, I thought it looked familiar. At that time, I asked Shen Yue, that bastard bastard actually looked down upon me. Do you really think I'm so easy to deceive?"
"Sister-in-law, you really misunderstood us. We went to the green bath that day, but it was just a hot spring. Yes, I admit that I wanted to find a woman at that time, but my brother Shen Yue refused to agree, so I We almost got into a fight over this matter."
"hehe……"
"I'm not lying to you. Brother Shen Yue also taught me that if a man can't control his legs, he won't be able to succeed in the future. I admired him so much at that time."
"hehe……"
"Brother Shen Yue also said that he has a good wife in his family who will only be kind to one person in his life, and his body will only belong to one person!"
"Hahaha, Zhang Dabiao, do you want to laugh me to death? You will make it up for him!"
"I really didn't, I was telling the truth." Zhang Dabiao was ready to die. After all, he was not a good liar, and his sudden lies really stumped him.
But having said this, I definitely can’t change my words.
The only thing I'm looking forward to now is that Shen Yue will be stubborn and not tell what happened at that time, but I don't think he dares to say it, unless he really doesn't want to serve this bowl of fragrant and delicious soft rice.
"Really? But that's not what Shen Yue said." Miss Long chuckled, "Do you want to know what he said?"
"Uh? What did he say?" Zhang Dabiao blinked.
"He said he didn't stop you. You found two at once, black and white. He said he didn't want to be with you, and then left early."
Boom!
Zhang Dabiao felt like a bolt from the blue.
Shen Yue's old silver coin is really good. Fortunately, I have erected his image so high. I didn't expect him to be so shameless, spitting blood, and making things out of nothing...
It’s hard to imagine that if this spreads to the village, then Zhang Dabiao’s reputation will no longer be bad on the street? Uncle Li and Aunt Li will have to chase him with a shovel?
Thinking of this, a layer of cold sweat broke out on Zhang Dabiao's forehead.
But seeing this, Miss Long was convinced that her old Shen was definitely a good boy.
If you, Zhang Dabiao, hadn't lied, why were you sweating all over?
At the same time, I was a little scared. Fortunately, I didn't catch my man at that time. Otherwise, wouldn't I have wronged him?
"Okay, okay, you're not married, you're not involved, it's understandable that you can't control yourself, you won't dare to do this next time, your brother is right, men should control themselves That leg." After saying that, Miss Long covered her mouth and giggled again.
Zhang Dabiao's head is full of black lines, and bastard Shen Yue, forget it if you trick me to death.
"Ahem, okay, don't worry about this, it won't get spread."
Zhang Dabiao secretly felt bitter in his heart, what the hell was going on.
You enjoy it, oh, when it’s over, the shit basin will be put on my head.
You Shen Yue are so outstanding!
But at this moment, Miss Long, who was still smiling coquettishly, suddenly stopped talking, her beautiful little face suddenly turned from red to white, her pupils dilated, she raised her hand and pointed tremblingly behind Zhang Dabiao, " Weird...monster...ah!"
The shrill screams sounded at the same time, and Zhang Dabiao felt his ears buzzing and almost lost his hearing.
Looking back, I couldn't help but feel speechless. Isn't this Xiao Hei? Is he that scared?
"Biaozi, run, run quickly..." Miss Long kicked off her high heels, went up and grabbed Zhang Dabiao's arm, then turned around and ran away.
Zhang Dabiao was startled and hurriedly pulled her into his arms. The problem was that the direction she was escaping from was the cliff. God knows what she would end up like if she fell! In short, it would be miserable.
Zhang Dabiao's heartbeat accelerated and he was secretly afraid.
Fortunately, she planned to drag Zhang Dabiao to run away. If she had escaped alone, she would have fallen.
"Sister-in-law, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, take a deep breath, take a deep breath... Xiaohei doesn't eat people." Zhang Dabiao hugged Miss Long tightly and kept comforting her in her ears.
But his words made Miss Long even more worried. He doesn't eat people? He has a ruthless dog face. What is this? A black panther, a real beast.
"Xiao Hei, get out of here!" Zhang Dabiao didn't know what she was thinking. He hugged Miss Long and moved her over, and gave the order to the black panther.
The black panther raised his head proudly, and there was obviously a hint of reluctance in his big, colorful eyes, but he still did as he was told and rolled away.
Seeing this, Miss Long was simply stunned and naturally forgot about her struggle.
Seeing that she stopped struggling, Zhang Dabiao naturally couldn't continue to hold her. After letting go, he walked towards the black panther, hugged its neck, and then stretched out his hand to open the black panther's mouth.
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It’s true that Miss Long has seen a lot of things in the world, but the problem is that the scene in front of her is really a bit scary, isn’t it?
"Come on, show my sister-in-law how fierce she is!" Zhang Dabiao pinched Black Panther's nose and said carelessly.
Miss Long's heart was pounding, she was really afraid that that thing would open its mouth and bite Zhang Dabiao's neck off, so she quickly waved her hand, "Biaozi, forget it!"
"It's okay, it's just like the kittens and puppies raised at home. Come here, touch it, its fur feels so comfortable." Zhang Dabiao grinned and encouraged Miss Long to come over.
Black Panther had already regarded Zhang Dabiao as a friend, but he never expected that his friend would regard him, the king of the jungle, as the cats and dogs in the village. If he could understand, he would have to give this grandson a bite on his neck.
But Miss Long still couldn't accept it.
Touching the black panther with bare hands? She really doesn't have the courage to shake it like a rattle.
Seeing this, Zhang Dabiao had no choice but to give up and patted the black panther twice, "Let's go, don't come out to scare people if you have nothing to do."
Don't look too hard, Black Panther can't understand, but he can read Zhang Dabiao's eyes, stick out his tongue and lick Zhang Dabiao's face.
Zhang Dabiao's heart suddenly skipped a beat, and he hurriedly turned his head and hid, thinking that he couldn't really be like what Miss Long said, with a dog-like face, he would just fall out with him, right?
Even if he is thick-skinned, if he is licked by that barbed tongue, he will have to shed three layers of skin.
But when he saw the Black Panther's soft eyes, Zhang Dabiao knew that he had misunderstood him. Could it be that this was the Black Panther's traditional friendship for his friends?
Anyway, it's better to have this kind of friendship rarely.
Seeing the black panther disappear into the mountains in a matter of seconds, Miss Long finally breathed a sigh of relief. When she looked at Zhang Dabiao again, she couldn't help but admire him, "Biaozi, you are so capable. Others play cats and dogs, but you actually play the black panther."
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"Oh, it's too long to say this..." Zhang Dabiao smiled and recounted the emotional experience of himself and Black Panther from meeting and knowing each other.
Miss Long sighed: "I didn't expect this to happen!"
"Well, I've seen the scenery, so you can carry me down again!"