Wang Xiaoliuer smiled ambiguously, "Let me tell you, I once read an ancient book, which recorded such a thing... Well..."
Feng Nan was looking curious, but Wang Xiaoliu'er thought about it again, and then curled his lips mischievously, "Forget it, let's not talk anymore."
"Hey!"
Feng Nan was ready, but Wang Xiaoliuer stopped talking and was furious at that time, "If you want to say it, just say it quickly! Half words are not annoying!"
Wang Xiaoliu'er saw how powerful she was, and couldn't help curling his lips, "I'm happy, why don't you bite me?"
"Hey, why are you so annoying! Tell me!"
Feng Nan had no choice but to beg Wang Xiaoliuer.
Wang Xiaoliuer sighed, "I told you, but you don't believe it either!"
"You didn't tell me, how do you know I don't believe it?"
"Forget it, don't say it, don't say it!"
"Hey, you say it, you say it!"
Feng Nan looked forward to it, "Sister, I'm so cute to hear your story! Tell me! Tell me!"
"real?"
"Uh huh huh!"
Feng Nan kept nodding.
This is true.
Apart from anything else, Feng Nan really felt that since being with Wang Xiaoliu'er, I don't know the other benefits, but she has gained a lot of experience.
Wang Xiaoliuer thought for a while and subconsciously looked behind him. He saw Mr. Yao and the person in charge talking and gesticulating with a few workers without paying attention to them. He couldn't help but smiled.
Holding Feng Nan's big white legs, he whispered, "Tonight, you go to my place! I will explain it to you carefully! Is it okay?"
"Stop coming!"
Feng Nan still didn't know what Wang Xiaoliuer was thinking about, so she smiled and rolled her eyes at him, "I want to say it now!"
"Now, I have no motivation!"
"You can do it!"
Feng Nan really couldn't stand him. She looked back and saw that no one was paying attention, and she became bolder. She gently patted Wang Xiaoliu'er's thigh and said leisurely, "It's boring if you keep doing this!"
Do you still want to think about it in the future?"
"Tsk, then I told you, don't tell others."
Wang Xiaoliuer signaled Feng Nan to come over and whispered to Feng Nan, "I have read a history book before, which recorded a strange incident. It is said that in the fourth year of the Yuanhe year of the Tang Dynasty, there was a scholar.
I was studying outside. One night, were you free?
I was very depressed, so I went out and played the flute in the thatched cottage by the river under the moonlight. He was really talented, and he played the flute melodiously and gracefully, which was very nice. After a while, I heard a click outside.
The clatter of footsteps clearly means someone is coming."
"Then what?"
"Then he asked outside, who was outside? As a result, a woman's voice came from outside, and she said coquettishly that she was the daughter of Lao Wang's wife at the foot of the mountain. She was passing by here and heard the sound of the flute, and was attracted to it.
The scholar who came over heard this
After saying this, I felt so happy that I secretly took a look. When I saw it, I saw a plump girl with white skin outside half-covering her face and peeking at me. This woman was beautiful and plump.
The scholar was overjoyed, but he was serious,
Pretending to be polite, he said to the woman, "Girl, you are attracted by the sound of the flute. You must be a person who is proficient in music. Why don't you come in and have a chat?" The woman was embarrassed at first and couldn't resist the scholar's persuasion, so she came in. The scholar
He's quite good at it, so just call him a servant.
He came over and made tea, and then he showed off his talents by playing the piano and the flute, making it seem like he was hiding something! The woman saw his talent and couldn't help but admire him a little, so she didn't leave that night.
, went with that scholar."
"Asleep?"
Feng Nan held her cheek and listened intently, so she couldn't help but ask.
Wang Xiaoliu nodded, "Is it still useful? Of course."
Wang Xiaoliuer hugged his shoulders and leaned to the side, "From then on, this scholar and this girl got along well, and they often hung out together in the middle of the night. The scholar looked serious, but in his heart, he was...
Huahua, busy every day
Living with such a beautiful woman was okay at first, but soon it became a bit too much. When his family saw that he looked haggard, they asked him what was wrong, and he was too embarrassed to say that he was tired from doing that.
day, go to the market
While walking, a fortune teller saw him and pulled him away, telling him that he had encountered something dirty. When the scholar heard this, he was not happy and said that the fortune teller was talking nonsense and even scolded him. Who would have thought?
, that gentleman was scolded
I didn’t feel anxious, so I said a bunch of useless things to the scholar. The general meaning was that he should stop indulging in women and be careful about exhausting himself. When the scholar heard this, he felt that the fortune teller had done something wrong.
Looking back, I asked
Why did he say that? As a result, the husband asked, have you fallen in love with a woman recently? Is it true that after being with her, your body is getting worse day by day? Humph, you are so cool, you are awesome.
Forced to meet the master
Damn it, if you had met me a few days later, you would have been doomed! When the scholar heard this, he felt dissatisfied and said that he had indeed fallen in love with a girl and was in love with her. She was a lady among all the people!
She is the daughter of Shanxia Laowang.
! When the Taoist priest heard this, he chuckled and said, "Don't talk nonsense. Lao Wang's wife has no daughter!" After saying that, he gave the scholar a red rope and said, "You must ask for it when you go back today."
Who is that woman’s name?
Whose family it belongs to, if she is secretive and refuses to tell, there must be something fishy about it! You don’t have to be afraid, just find a way to tie the rope around the woman’s ankle, and then follow her to find her.
, you will know who she is."
"Has the scholar gone to find him?"
"Found it."
Wang Xiaoliuer curled his lips and said, "After I went back, the scholar tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. He waited until dark and the woman came again. The scholar said that we have been together for such a long time and I want to come to propose marriage! When the woman heard this
He was so shocked that his family might not agree, so you’d better not ask for trouble! When the scholar heard this, he was unhappy and asked
Woman, what is your last name? As expected, the woman just shook her head and refused to say anything. The scholar remembered what the Taoist priest said, so he remained silent. As usual, he had a lot of talk with the woman. This time, he worked extra hard and went back and forth a few times.
, finally the woman was so exhausted from her work that she fell asleep, and he took the opportunity to tie the rope around the girl's ankles."
"Then what? Did he find her?"
"No."
Wang Xiaoliu'er waved his hand, "The scholar was very tired, but he didn't dare to sleep soundly. In the middle of the night, when it was almost dawn, the woman got up and left. The scholar didn't say anything, just got up secretly, and followed her.
The woman was observing secretly from behind, and ended up following her all the way. When it was almost dawn, she saw the woman walking in front with her butt twisted. Her big butt was twisting and turning, so coquettish! The scholar was so excited!
"
Wang Xiaoliu'er said, as if he was imitating, wagging his head and tail in such a dead way that it made Feng Nan giggle.
"Just tell me, no need to learn!"
"Hey, you don't understand!"
Wang Xiaoliu'er continued, "The scholar was so greedy that he swore in his heart that he would marry the woman back home! As a result, the woman twisted all the way and finally entered the big house of Wang Yuan's family at the foot of the mountain! The scholar was hanging on
He immediately let go of his heart! He cursed the Taoist priest in his heart for being unreliable! He determined that this woman, even if she was not Wang Yuanwai's woman, was still Wang Yuanwai's family member! The next day, he brought many people with him, no matter how many people there were.
The member’s wife has gone to propose marriage!”
"Then, did that woman come out?"
"No."
Wang Xiaoliuer shook his head again, "Wang Yuanwai was confused when he heard people playing and playing outside. When he opened the door and asked about the situation, he was even more confused. Wang Yuanwai said, I have two sons but no daughter! The scholar didn't believe it and said
You must have it, you have it! Member
Feeling helpless, he asked the scholar to lead someone to look for him. As a result, he saw that there were so many people in the house, men and women, and none of them was with the scholar! The scholar still refused to give up, so he let them go.
Shoes, look at their ankles
, As a result, no red rope was found. At this time, the member was not happy anymore and wanted to curse. Just when the scholar didn't know what to do, the corner door opened, and an old sow with snow-white skin walked out, shaking its tail.
, one step, three shakes
, and passed in front of the crowd in a clack. The scholar's eyes were also very bad. Seeing the little steps of the old sow, did it seem a bit familiar? He rubbed his eyes and took a closer look, oh my god! That old sow's
There is a red rope tied around the ankle!"
"..."
Feng Nan was stunned for a moment. He tilted his body and almost blurted out the word "fuck"!
She looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er with disbelieving eyes, "You mean, that woman who flirts with the scholar every day is actually not a young lady at all, but an old sow?!"
"I don't know about that. Anyway, that's what is recorded in the book."
Wang Xiaoliuer touched his nose and twisted his head and tail twice, "That old sow passed in front of the crowd, just twisting and twisting! That white body, that big butt, eh...
"
Feng Nan turned red with embarrassment and hit him quickly, thinking that she would just wait here!
But she was curious and asked Wang Xiaoliu'er, "What next? What's going on with the scholar?"
"The scholar's face turned green and twitched, so he asked the clerk, "Is this your pig? Why don't you tie it up?" The clerk said, "This pig has been raised at home since childhood. It is a pet and I don't want to kill it."
I usually just walk around the house and don’t run out much! Why do you ask?”
"What did the scholar say?"
"The scholar didn't dare to speak, so he left immediately. But the more he thought about it, the more angry he became. He returned home, took a bow and arrows and rushed to Wang Yuan's house. Without any explanation, he was shot to death by the old sow in a few clicks."
Wang Xiaoliu'er also sighed, "Loyalty often results in dog-slaughters, but Wuqing is the best scholar! After that, that woman never appeared again, and the matter of the scholar was spread out for some reason.
Everyone laughed at the scholar and spread the rumor that he got a strange disease because of it. After a while, the scholar couldn't stand the pressure and hanged himself."
"But I don't understand."
Feng Nan thought for a long time, but couldn't help but turn around to look at Wang Xiaoliu'er. His little mouth pursed, and he was curious, "This story doesn't make sense! Why does the old sow want to be friends with the scholar? She is a pig.
, Scholars are human beings, and there will be no results if they are together, right? In this case, is there something wrong with it? "
"You asked me to say this."
Wang Xiaoliuer looked disgusted, "Let me ask you, if a male god stood in front of you and said he wanted to be good to you, would you agree?"
"this……"
Feng Nan hesitated, "That's not necessarily true!"
"Then what if a fairy girl came down to earth, she was so beautiful, and she stood naked in front of a man and wanted to sleep with him! Do you think, among those men you know, who can resist the temptation?"
"You won't be able to withstand it unless you are sick!"
"Isn't that enough?"
Wang Xiaoliuer curled his lips and said, "There are many similar things recorded in ancient books, but most of them are those people who are well-behaved and take the initiative to seduce people. The reason is because of the place people are in in nature.
The reason for the relatively high level and status. Let’s put it this way
Well, in the eyes of you and me, people are people, but in the eyes of those foxes, weasels, cats and dogs, maybe, the people in their eyes are similar to the gods in our eyes. Lower creatures are moving closer to higher creatures.
, it’s just natural, there’s nothing strange about it.”
"Then, according to what you said, is this why you keep clinging to me day after day?"
"Yes, you are my goddess."
Wang Xiaoliuer smiled ambiguously, "You don't know, every time I see you walking in front of me, click, click, click, those few steps, it makes me feel..."
"Get your ass kicked!"
Normally, when Wang Xiaoliu'er said this, Feng Nan would be quite beautiful, but now when Wang Xiaoliu'er comes out of his mouth, Feng Nan feels like she's being cursed!
If it weren't for the difficulty in kicking people in the car, Feng Nan really wanted to kick him hard, but Wang Xiaoliuer laughed and continued to Feng Nan, "Actually, diseases caused by similar reasons are listed in medical books.
, generally belong to the same category, but whether it was the one Mr. Wang encountered before or the scholar I just mentioned, they are not the most troublesome."
"Then what's the most troublesome?"
"The one inside is the most troublesome."
As soon as Wang Xiaoliuer finished speaking, Mr. Yao came over.
Mr. Yao knocked on the car window, and Feng Nan lowered the car window.
Mr. Yao's face turned red and he was about to get angry. "Brother, I, I understand. Can we take a step to talk?"
"Let me take a guess."
Wang Xiaoliuer glanced at Feng Nan, then turned to look at Mr. Yao, "Did they dig a coffin when they dug the foundation?"
"You, how do you know?"
"They divided the funerary objects inside and also moved the things inside. Is that right?"
"I'll go..."
Mr. Yao was stunned at the time, and looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er with a bit of fear in his eyes, "What you said is absolutely correct! These bastards dug a grave when they were digging the foundation! And from
Inside, there was a coffin! There were a lot of good things in the coffin, and they were secretly divided among them. I didn’t know anything about it! What’s even more irritating is that these bastards are so daring!”
When Mr. Yao said this, he felt so ashamed, "They didn't know what they were thinking, but they saw a woman lying in the coffin! They couldn't help it, they got together and burned the woman.