Wang Xiaoliu'er nodded, "I can't tell how the medicine was mixed, but when it was being administered, Gou Chengzi and I watched the fun! Oh my god, I was so confused at the time!"
Wang Xiaoliuer moved forward and said, "My father gave Uncle Zhao a packet of powder, but not a little! Uncle Zhao dissolved the powder with a ladle of water, poured it into the pig food, and fed it
The big boar ate it, but after a few mouthfuls, the big boar started to stagger, as if he had drunk too much, you know?"
"puff……"
When Chen Lu heard this, she couldn't help laughing. Although she had never seen it, she could imagine the situation, "What happens next?"
"Then, something happened to that pig."
"What's wrong?"
"That thing is out!"
Wang Xiaoliuer was too embarrassed to speak directly, and gestured with his hands in circles, "That, that's it! Hey, have you seen it? It's different from human ones, the kind with a spiral!"
When Chen Lu heard this, her little face, which had just recovered a little, suddenly turned red. She quickly hit Wang Xiaoliu, but Wang Xiaoliu said innocently, "Why are you hitting me!"
"What do you want to say?"
"You asked me to say it!"
Wang Xiaoliuer curled his lips and groaned, "Then will you let me talk?"
"Then, then you say it!"
"That pig, after taking the medicine, was shaking as if he had drunk too much. Then that thing came out. It grew older. It wandered around in the pig pen, fell down, and got up.
I kept walking and fell again, and after a while, I flipped over and couldn't get up!"
"What's there to say?"
"That's not what you're talking about!"
Wang Xiaoliuer stood up and said excitedly, "Then I saw something was wrong with that pig!"
"What happened to it?"
"He started twitching! Shivering, shaking! And then, he started peeing out!"
"What?"
"That pig is lying on the ground and peeing out! It sprays everywhere!"
Wang Xiaoliuer said vividly, "You almost bitten my grandfather and Uncle Zhao! They were still cursing! After that, it lasted for half an hour, and then the pig stopped biting.
Lying on the ground, breathing heavily, drooling all over the place! It was in that pigsty, my God!"
Wang Xiaoliu seemed to recall some very bad memories, "There is a strange smell, fishy and fishy! It smells terrible! You can smell it from far away!"
He turned to look at Chen Lu, and suddenly found that Chen Lu's pretty face was blushing, and she was covering her pretty little face, wondering what she was thinking about!
He stretched out his hand and touched the back of Chen Lu's thigh gently. Chen Lu trembled, quickly opened his little paws, raised her little fists, and pretended to beat him!
Wang Xiaoliu leaned back slightly and looked at her with one big eye and one small eye, "What's wrong with you? What are you thinking about?"
"No, no, I was wondering what you said just now."
Chen Lu swallowed, walked over, and squatted in front of Wang Xiaoliu again, "Is what you just said true?"
"Of course, when have I ever lied?"
Wang Xiaoliu curled his lips, "That pig was lying on the ground wheezing and panting. It looked like he couldn't survive. But for some reason, he recovered after that and could eat and drink! Later
I raised him for about a month and then killed him. Uncle Zhao even gave my grandpa a pig head and half a rib. The meat was so delicious and didn't smell at all. Huh, at that time, this
I didn’t think too much about it, but now that I think about it, I can generally understand what my grandfather and the others did to that big boar.”
After Wang Xiaoliu finished speaking, he turned to look at Chen Lu, and then, blatantly, he put his hand on Chen Lu's big white legs that were tightly wrapped in jeans, and squeezed them gently, "I'm sorry to say this."
, your brother-in-law, that Wu Guangcai! I feel that his current situation is the same as that big boar! He usually does a lot of this and that, but now he has no place to hold back his energy. It’s not going to work.
, you can do anything!"
"Your brother-in-law is a pig!"
Chen Lu rolled her eyes at Wang Xiaoliu, smacked Wang Xiaoliu's hand from her thigh again, but she didn't look angry.
She pulled up a chair and sat next to Wang Xiaoliu. She also put her hands on her cheeks and crossed her legs. She turned slightly and raised her eyebrows and said, "However, what you just said doesn't mean that you are not in touch with others! That's right.
I don’t know how the medicine you mentioned works or what it’s used for!”
"I don't know, but it's true that the pig doesn't do anything wrong after it's used up!"
"Did it have any problems before?"
"I heard that he has a bad temper and won't eat! How else can Uncle Zhao ask me to take a look at him?"
"Then what did your father say at that time?"
"My father said there is nothing wrong with it, it just misses women!"
"woman?"
"No, it's the same as when a man misses a woman and can't do it! Lovesickness makes you sick, understand?"
"Hey, little thing, do you know what it means to be lovesick?"
Chen Lu looked up and down, with a bit of ambiguity in her eyes. Wang Xiaoliuer smiled faintly, raised her hand and patted Chen Lu's thigh, "You just asked me if there was anything I could do.
I just remembered this after I castrated that Wu Guangcai! Anyway, I told you about it, I guess that medicine can be of some use! As for whether to use it or not, you decide for yourself!"
"Then give me a pack and try it."
"I don't know if there are any more."
Wang Xiaoliu scratched his face, "And..."
"And what?"
"Besides, you can't take someone's things for free, right?"
After he finished speaking, he raised an eyebrow with a smile. The crooked smile could not cover the small tiger tooth at the corner of his mouth, and it looked rather evil.
Chen Lu saw this and couldn't laugh or cry in her heart. She curled her lips, moved forward, and looked at Wang Xiaoliu at close range for a while, "Hey, Wang Xiaoliu'er! Did you make me busy today?
You can’t even sleep when you go back?”
"That's not true."
Wang Xiaoliu blinked his eyes and gave a silly laugh, "She is such a beautiful girl, right in front of her eyes. If she doesn't do something with this good opportunity, she always feels that she is somewhat sorry for God's blessing~"
"Then tell me what you want to do."
Chen Lu curled her lips and said, "Let me hear your conditions first."
"What conditions?"
"What do I need to do before you are willing to help me?"
"Hey, we agreed in advance!"
Seeing that Wang Xiaoliu was about to speak, Chen Lu took the first step and directly signaled him to wait for a while.
"You better not go too far!"
She pouted her little mouth with a wary look on her face, and pointed at Wang Xiaoliu's nose, "You and I are not the same thing! You should give up on this idea!"
After saying that, Chen Lu turned sideways and blushed slightly.
He waited for a while and found that there was no movement. He turned around to look at the guy, only to find that Wang Xiaoliu'er was holding his chin on one side and giggling!
His eyes were curved, and his little look was extremely ambiguous.
"What are you laughing at?"
Chen Lu pinched her waist and looked quite angry.
Wang Xiaoliuer still smiled and said nothing.
"I'm asking you! Why are you laughing!"
Chen Lu was so stunned by him that she couldn't help but start shouting.
"It's nothing, I just think it's fun."
Wang Xiaoliu coughed dryly, "Since you are so loyal, I can't hold on any longer! Let's do this!"
He sniffed and spread his hands, "Give me money! Ten thousand yuan!"
"What did you say?"
When Wang Lu heard this, she immediately became furious and hit Wang Xiaoliu hard on the palm of her hand, "You! Did you make a mistake?! What? It's only ten thousand yuan! I haven't made any money yet, how can I?"
There’s so much money for you!”
"It's okay if you don't have money, just owe it first."
Wang Xiaoliu had a clear purpose. He held his cheek and said leisurely, "When you have money in the future, just give it back to me!"
"Then you're not afraid that I'll default on my debt?"
"Then what do you think?"
Wang Xiaoliu curled his lips, "You have to know that this matter is also risky! If something goes wrong, you will be unlucky! If there is no benefit from this, who will mess with you! Anyway, I
Make your words clear! If you want me to help, you can! Either give me money or give you something else."
"The thing hasn't been done yet, and I'm just thinking of benefits!"
"That doesn't do any good, who would do this?"
Wang Xiaoliu said, curling his lips, "You can also pay a deposit!"
"No money!"
"Then let me kiss you!"
"Are you still coming?"
"What do you mean, come again? Last time, we weren't done yet!"
"roll roll roll!"
Chen Lu laughed and scolded, "I haven't even finished my horoscope yet, so I'm going to kiss you! What if you can't get it done?"
"What are you afraid of? When the time comes, I'll let you kiss me and it'll be over!"
"Fuck you uncle!"
Chen Lu couldn't help but kicked Wang Xiaoliu, but missed.
Wang Xiaoliuer is very clever.
"I'm telling you something serious!"
Chen Lu packed the medicine box, locked it, put it aside, and picked up the key, as if she was going home.
Wang Xiaoliu followed her and became serious, "Don't you not want to hear what I say! That Wu Guangcai is not a good person at all! He can do anything in his haste! You really have to be careful.
Something!"
"That's my business, why are you so nervous!"
"I, don't I care about you?"
Wang Xiaoliuer was quite anxious and frowned angrily, "Although you are not a good guy, but seeing a good cabbage being eaten by a pig makes me feel a little unhappy!"
"
"Tch, you still say that others are not fun, but you are? You are not like him! You are full of evil ideas! In the final analysis, you are not obsessed with sex?"
"That's not true!"
Wang Xiaoliu touched his nose and curled his lips, "If you think so, I can't help it, but to be honest, it's not that serious here! I just don't want to see you let such a thing happen in your life.
My son is ruined!"
"laugh."
Chen Lu sneered and glanced sideways at Wang Xiaoliu'er, "It sounds like you are being righteous! Do you dare to say that you are not greedy for my body?"