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Chapter 206 Battery Killer

"You ask me why I'm laughing?"

Wang Xiaoliuer bared his teeth and smiled even brighter. He even turned around and looked up and down, "Hey, please ask, have you been so shameless since you were a child?"

"What did you say? Who are you calling shameless? Say it again!"

"I can say it a hundred times. Don't get excited. Let's have a good chat."

Wang Xiaoliu'er raised one leg and put it on the other leg, shaking his ankle and baring his teeth with a smile, "This guy gives you what you can do. Now he says he's not good at cooking. When he goes back to farming, he talks about steak and red wine."

Yes, you are eating leftovers here while you are drinking? When people give you a mouthful of leftovers, it is because you are pitiful! And they force you to pick and choose, are there any like you? How shameless are you!

"

"It has nothing to do with you whether I want to be shameless or not."

The boy pointed at Wang Xiaoliu'er's nose, "What happened to me has nothing to do with you! Do you understand? Who do you think you are, and you still criticize me? If the food is not good, it is not good. What does it have to do with whether I spent money or not?"

I said this cook is not very good, and that is a fact! To put it bluntly, I just think the food this cook cooks is not delicious, I just think she should go home to farm, and I just think she should go to work in an electronics factory! What the hell!

No?"

"Okay, you can think about whatever you want, but the key thing I want to ask you is! You don't like this or that, what do you do?"

"What do I do? Oh, you ask what I do? I must be better than you at what I do!"

The boy stood up, pointed at Wang Xiaoliu'er, and said bit by bit, "Let me tell you the truth, I have the boss of my superior company, and I have three companies under my name!"

"Ah, then you are quite powerful."

Wang Xiaoliuer grinned and chuckled, "Come on, bosses of listed companies are like this, they love to eat leftovers! Come on, tell me which company boss you are and how many properties you have under your name!"

"How many properties do I have in my name? Haha, you deserve to know how many properties I have in my name? If I don't say anything else, I will scare you to death if I tell you. This street and these stores are all mine!"

"Ah, it's so awesome!"

Wang Xiaoliuer sniffed, "So, how much income do you have per year?"

"Tens of millions!"

"It's not over 100 million?"

"Sometimes, it's over 100 million!"

"Oh my god, that's really awesome! Hey, if I follow what you say, am I in trouble?"

"That's not good! You'd better be careful what you say. Don't force me. I'm telling you, I can make you disappear from Jiangcheng tomorrow with just one phone call! Do you know who I am? Talk to me like this! I

Tell you!"

Before he finished speaking, someone came over and patted him, "Hey!"

"What are you doing!"

"Eh!"

"what!"

The guy turned his head suddenly and suddenly his expression changed, "What are you doing? Don't pull me."

"Hey, do you know this guy?"

The visitor held a mobile phone in his hand and showed him a video. The boy gulped and said, "What is this? I don't know?"

"Are you still pretending to be stupid? Isn't this you?"

The visitor sneered and grabbed him by the collar, "Little bastard, I've been looking for you for a long time! I finally caught you!"

"Hey, don't touch me! Do you know what I do?"

"Hey, eh, eh."

Wang Xiaoliuer waved his hands quickly, "What's wrong with him? What's going on?"

"Are you with him?"

The visitor looked up and down, "Are they from the same group?"

"No, we are not in the same group. He is bragging to me here! If he is not the boss of a listed company, why are you looking for him!"

"The owner of a listed company, why doesn't he say that he is the president of a beautiful country?"

After the kid finished speaking, he went up and gave the braggart a big mouth, "I'm talking to you, do you know why I hit you?"

"I don't know..."

"Crack!"

The visitor gave him another big mouth, pulled his neck collar with one hand, and pointed at his nose with one hand, "Do you know now?"

"I, I really don't know. Brother, if you have something to say, please tell me..."

"Don't cry yet. Come on, let me give you a heads up! Did you remove my battery just now?"

"Brother...misunderstanding...misunderstanding..."

"I misunderstood your grandma!"

The visitor pushed him to the ground and beat him violently, "You little bastard, you stole the battery and stole it on grandpa! Do you know what I do? Tell me what to do about this!"

"Brother, brother... I was wrong..."

"It's no use being wrong! Pay money!"

"Brother, I have no money..."

"Hey!"

Wang Xiaoliuer watched with interest on the side and hurriedly stepped forward, "Aren't you the boss of a listed company? You earn tens of millions a year and you still steal people's batteries? If you steal it, you just stole it. Just pay for it! What are you doing!"

"

"He's selling steamed buns, he's selling them!"

The waiter on the side came over to serve beef noodles, "Listen to his bragging! He is a listed company! Day by day, he looks down on this and that! What kind of serious person do you think he is? I have known him since I was a child. He is a petty thief.

, there is nothing serious at all! If he hadn’t seen his father die a long time ago and no one has educated him, he would be pitiful, and no one would care about him! What a shameful thing!"

The aunt scolded her harshly, but she still waved her hand towards the visitor, "Brother, how about this, it's almost enough! Maybe what he said is true, he has no money!"

"No money? He just stole my battery from me! What can I do if I don't have money?"

"Brother, if you don't do this, I'll steal another one for you! Do you think it's okay?"

"Why the hell do I need the battery you stole? I want mine! Where did you sell the battery? Get it back quickly! I tell you, if you don't come back today, I'm not done with you!"

"Brother, I sold all those batteries! If I really don't come back, even if you let me go, I won't come back either! Otherwise, if this doesn't happen, I'll write you an IOU, and I'll have money later.

, I’ll give it back to you!”

"How can a person like you speak accurately? You still write an IOU! Where can I find you later?"

"I swear, I swear I will return it, I swear on my milk!"

"Get out of here, you want some face!"

The aunt who was clearing the table scolded angrily, "You say this again! If you say this again, get away! You even learned to swear on your milk. You don't know what you are doing!"

"

"Look at your character!"

"Then what do you think we should do?"

"Hey, that brother."

While Wang Xiaoliuer was eating noodles, he turned around and said, "I think he has a mobile phone! Otherwise, you can take the mobile phone away and pay for it!"

"What the hell? Do you still have a mobile phone? Let me see!"

When the visitor heard this, he immediately became excited.

"Brother, I only have this mobile phone."

The boy covered his sleeves.

"Are you looking for a fight? I'll say it again, show it to me!"

"Brother!"

"Crack!"

This guy didn't seem to be a good person, so he went up and gave him a big mouth. The kid grinned and cried, "Brother, don't take my phone, I have money! Just tell me, I

How much does it cost to accompany you?"

"Are you rich now?"

"Why don't I borrow it..."

The boy grinned and cried, while the other person thought about it and said, "One thousand!"

"What the hell, it's only one thousand! That's an old battery! The new one is only over five hundred!"

"Then how much did you say?"

"I, I will give you at most three hundred!"

"You really want to die!"

"Really, I only sell it for 200!"

"Three hundred is fine! Give it to me now!"

"I-I'll make a call."

"OK."

The boy took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and raised it to his mouth, "Hey, wife, please lend me some money to help us in this emergency..."

"What the hell? Borrowing money again? How much money do you want to borrow?"

"Three hundred, it won't take me long to pay you back..."

"Wait a moment!"

The woman over there had a bad temper and scolded her. At this time, she snatched his phone away. He looked through the chat history and said, "Hey, I'll go? Hey, you are so shameless! What's your name?"

What is this? Nie Nie? Hey, brother, do you know these two words? What is this called? Why do you look like a bitch?"

"Let me see."

Wang Xiaoliuer turned around and took a look and found that the man's nickname on his mobile phone was actually "Saki". He was stunned for a moment and then became speechless, "Brother, you don't know this word? That's not true."

The pronunciation of 'nie' and the pronunciation of 'xiao' are rarely used in China now, but people from the island country love to use this."

"Hey, when you said it, I remembered that this word exists in Japanese movies! Yes!"

After the visitor finished speaking, he looked at the pretender and gave him a big mouthful!

When it clicked, it was quite crispy.

"Why did you hit me! I said I would pay you for it!"

That guy was quite unhappy.

"Why are you still beating you? I'll beat you for your parents! What does your name mean? Grandma, you are from the island country! You have watched too many movies and you are addicted! But look at the things you do

, it’s a bit out of tune with good people, why, you want to recognize your ancestors and return to your clan, right?”

"My father is from the island country! What! No!"

The boy got even more awesome and stared, "I am from the island country! I am proud! I am proud, what the hell!"

"Hey, should I go?"

When the elder brother heard this, his eyes widened and he became even more angry. The aunt on the side went up and grabbed him, "Hey! Brother! Stop fighting!"

"I'll teach him a lesson for his parents!"

"Okay, he's already like this, what else can he do!"

After the aunt finished speaking, she put her hands to her mouth and said, "Maybe what he said is true. He always thought that he was from the island country!"

The eldest brother was shocked, "Why?"

"You don't know what he does. If you knew, maybe you wouldn't ask."

"What the hell do you do?"

"Fuck..."

The aunt covered her mouth with her hand and whispered a few words to the elder brother. When the elder brother heard this, his expression immediately became ferocious, "I'll go... No, it can't be..."

"Then why did I lie to you?"

The aunt let out a long sigh, shook her head, looked at the person again, pointed at the boy, "Be happy and give me the money!"

"Ah, here you go!"

When the boy's transfer arrived, he angrily handed the elder brother three hundred yuan, but the other party didn't bother to bother with him and turned around and left.

"If you fall into my hands one day, I'll give you three hundred yuan to send you on your way!"

He waited until they were far away before he muttered something viciously, then lowered his head to eat and drink, which was quite impressive.

Wang Xiaoliuer looked at him sideways, shook his head, and curled his lips, "Alas..."

"What, you, your uncle! You are going to die!"

"I think you are really pitiful."

After Wang Xiaoliu'er finished speaking, he sighed again, "Tell me, you are not serious and live by stealing batteries. How do you get such a sense of superiority? You still look down on those who farm and those who work. You

You say you have hands and feet and live by stealing batteries and eating leftovers, so you don’t think you have any serious illness?"

"I'd love to!"

The man snorted coldly and pointed at Wang Xiaoliu'er, "Even if I can't do it, I'm still better than you! At least I have a wife, unlike you! I'm single!"

When Wang Xiaoliuer heard this, he was also amused, "Hey, speaking of this, call your wife over and let me have a look. Let me see what she looks like!"

"Why should I let you see it? Who are you, that I should let you see it? My wife is so beautiful, I'm afraid she will starve you to death!"

"How beautiful are you? How beautiful?"

"How beautiful, model! Do you know?"

"Your wife is a model! Is it true?"

"What do you think? All in all, better than! You!"

"Crack!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the boy was slapped on the back of the head. The force was so strong that it almost knocked him over.

He subconsciously covered the back of his head and turned around suddenly. When he turned around, he saw a fat woman standing behind him.

The woman is between forty and fifty, with a thick face, weighing at least two hundred and fifty pounds, her hair is permed and curled, and she can still see some hair loss. There are folds on her waist and belly, and her legs are full of wrinkles.

Her legs were also stretched so tightly by her pants that they looked like they were about to fall apart at any moment.

When the man saw it, he was shocked. He quickly stood up, looked at the woman again, and slapped her with a big mouth, making her cry, "Daughter-in-law, why are you hitting me!"

"Who are you calling your wife? Isn't your wife a model? I understand. Does this mean I'm not good enough for you, or do you have someone outside?"

"Daughter-in-law, I didn't mean that!"

"Crack!"

The woman gave him a big mouth again, "You said I came out to play mahjong for a while, and you asked me for three hundred yuan! What, are you causing trouble outside again? Where are you? Let me see what's going on.

!”

"Daughter-in-law, what else can happen? It's not because of that boy!"

When the boy saw the woman asking this question, he pointed directly at Wang Xiaoliu'er, "It's all because of him! Just him!"

"What the hell, what are you talking about? Are you shameless? You were caught stealing someone's battery, what does it have to do with me?"

Wang Xiaoliuer curled his lips and said, "This kid is really not a toy. You have to take him back and educate him properly!"

"No matter how bad I am, I'm still better than you! I have a wife, do you have one? Look at how good you are, you can't even order three dishes for a meal! Who can have a relationship with a poor guy like you?

Bah! Not too shabby!"

"Hey, I'll go..."

Wang Xiaoliuer was immediately amused. Before he could speak, a brand new white supercar parked on the side of the road behind him.

As the car door opened, a beautiful woman wearing big sunglasses, a mask, and a white suit stepped out on high heels.

This woman has a slim waist, long legs, and an extraordinary aura.

When walking, he habitually puts one hand in his pocket and twists his buttocks.

Those priceless high-heeled shoes poked on the ground, making a clicking sound, as if they were playing in rhythm.

She held her head high and ignored the onlookers at all. After slamming the car door, she walked straight over this way.

The aura was so powerful that for a moment everyone was so overwhelmed that they didn't dare to look directly at him, so they subconsciously gave in.


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