The woman pinched her fingers and said quietly. The other women were stunned. Not only her, but also the waiters next to them looked at them.
The best friend's face was a little confused, and she coughed dryly, "Ahem, then, according to what you said, it's not easy to find a man like this!"
"What's so hard to find?"
When the woman heard this, a look of disdain appeared on her face. She wiped her eyebrows, which were at least as thick as a finger, and then raised her hands toward herself, "Sisters, I am a fairy, with this look, this appearance, and this temperament!"
Is it difficult to find a man like this?"
"laugh--"
The waiter who was passing by was a young man. When he heard this, he couldn't help but laughed.
"What are you laughing at?"
No matter how heartless a woman is, she can still tell that people are laughing at her. She was not happy at that time, her face changed slightly, "Hey!"
"Hello, miss."
"Who are you laughing at?"
"I, I didn't laugh."
"Fuck you, you are obviously laughing, I ask you who are you laughing at!"
"I'm sorry, miss! I'm really sorry, I really wasn't laughing at you!"
"Then who are you laughing at?"
"Me? I..."
"Crack!"
The woman poured the drink in the cup onto the waiter. The waiter's expression changed and he stood aside at a loss.
Li Hongxing'er stood aside and saw something was wrong and quickly came over, "What's going on?"
"Sister, it's okay! It's okay!"
The waiter wanted to calm down the matter and said hurriedly.
"You are the person in charge here, right?"
The woman didn't seem to want the matter to end like this, and she glared at Li Hongxing'er.
Li Hongxing'er was stunned for a moment, then nodded, "Hello, I'm the manager here. What can I do for you, young lady?"
"How are your waiters educated?"
The woman's eyes widened at the boss, and she slapped the table. In an instant, everyone around her looked over.
Li Hongxing'er saw something was wrong and said quickly, "I'm sorry, what's wrong with our waiter?"
"What's wrong? Ask him!"
The woman pointed at the waiter. The waiter lowered his head and looked at Li Hongxing'er, hesitating and not daring to say anything.
Wang Xiaoliu'er saw it and turned aside, "He didn't do anything. He just heard a joke and was amused. Then the woman thought the young man was laughing at her, and then she became anxious. That's all."
"is that so?"
Li Hongxing'er looked at the waiter.
The young man nodded and said quite honestly, "I, I just couldn't help it."
"What's going on? Are you still laughing?"
"this……"
He was a little afraid to say it.
Wang Xiaoliuer couldn't help but bared his teeth, "Nothing, I just heard a general idea. It seems that the lady just went on a blind date with someone, but she didn't fall in love with him. Then the man left, and her friend asked him if he wanted to find someone.
What, she said, the man is over 1.8 meters tall and handsome, and the man’s bride price must be at least two million, and his family must have a house of 200 square meters and five cars. It seems like,
Two Rolls-Royces, two Ferraris, and a more low-key one, a Panamera or something, and by the way, both parents must be dead."
"laugh……"
Upon hearing this, everyone watching the excitement laughed, looked at me, looked at you, and all turned their attention to the woman.
At this time, Wang Xiaoliu'er didn't even raise his eyelids, "Then the little girl next to him asked him if it was hard to find such a man? She said..."
Wang Xiaoliu'er pinched his throat, imitating a woman's appearance and accent, and pressed his hands down, "Then what's so hard to find? With my appearance, appearance, and figure, is it difficult to find someone like this?
"
"Hahahahahahahahaha..."
More and more people were watching the excitement around. Seeing Wang Xiaoliuer imitate the painting so vividly, the whole hall burst into laughter.
I don’t blame everyone for laughing. The main reason is that Wang Xiaoliu’er not only has a superb memory, but also has a terrifying imitation ability. Between his frown and smile, it was like something had taken hold of him, which made everyone very happy at the time.
"Oh my God, let me see what the conditions are like! Fairy daughter!"
"Hey, mom, is this it?"
"Hahahahahaha, that's it, such high conditions? I have a car and a house, my parents are both dead, oh my god! Hahaha!"
"Oh my god, it can't be done, it can't be done. Is this person so confident now?"
"Incredible confidence!"
"It's not that bad, hey, I'll go, it's so evil, it's so evil!"
"Haha, I can't stop laughing!"
Everyone burst into laughter. Every time you said something or I said something, they all looked at me like a fool.
The woman's best friend couldn't help it, her face turned red with embarrassment, and she quickly pulled her and signaled her to leave.
But unexpectedly, the woman suddenly stood up and pointed at the diners who were making noises, "Smile, laugh, laugh at your grandma! Let's see who laughs again, it's a bunch of stupid old men!"
There was silence all around, followed immediately by another burst of laughter.
Wang Xiaoliuer couldn't hold it back and started laughing.
"Let's go, stop making trouble!"
Her best friend quickly pulled her away.
The woman was obviously a little crazy, and the more she pulled her, the more she couldn't do it. She stepped forward, picked up the bowls and chopsticks on the table, and turned them towards Wang Xiaoliu'er, "Laugh at your grandma! I'll make you laugh!"
She threw the bowl over, intending to stagger Wang Xiaoliu'er, but she didn't expect that Wang Xiaoliu'er lowered his head and dodged away.
When the woman saw it, she was dissatisfied, so she picked up another one and threw it at Wang Xiaoliu'er. This time, she was very accurate, but she didn't expect Wang Xiaoliu to raise his hand and slap the small bowl away.
When I got back, in an instant, he slapped the woman with all the oil and sauce. The woman looked down and quickly reached out to pat her, but the pat became bigger and bigger, and the woman became anxious at that time.
"You, what the hell!"
"Hey, stop making trouble!"
The best friend was also anxious. She already felt embarrassed enough and didn't want to make the matter bigger. She grabbed her and dragged the woman out. The woman looked full of fighting spirit and was dragged out.
He walked away, pointing at Wang Xiaoliu'er's nose and shouting, "You guys, if you have the guts, don't leave! Whoever leaves will be the grandson!"
"Hahaha, oh my god, I don't look very good, but I'm quite crazy!"
Those who watched the excitement did not think it was a big deal and were extremely happy.
"Hey, you said there are some women nowadays, I really don't understand! Why don't you have a good idea?"
"But it's not good. I don't know what you think. Do you really think of yourself as a fairy daughter?"
"She doesn't know anything about her conditions!"
"you do not say!"
Li Hong Xing'er stood aside with a look of helplessness. She turned to look at Wang Xiaoliu'er as if asking.
Wang Xiaoliu'er looked at the waiter and said, "Okay, don't blame yourself, go clean up and get to work."
"Eh!"
The waiter nodded quickly. At this time, several more waiters came over and quickly cleared the table on the floor.
Here, Wang Xiaoliuer was thinking about what happened just now, and still wanted to laugh.
Seeing that Wang Xiaoliu'er hadn't eaten, Xiao Nizi hurriedly picked out some more sauce and handed it to Wang Xiaoliu'er.
Wang Xiaoliu'er took it and saw that everyone around was talking about the woman. He couldn't help but look curious, "Hey, little girl, how much financial resources are you going to need when you get married? What are your requirements?"
Xiao Nizi tilted her head, looking confused.
Wang Xiaoliuer chuckled, "That one just now is a weird one, don't imitate her! But then again, in this world, some people are really giving people a headache!"
Wang Xiaoliuer sniffed, "When you grow up, you will know! Some women go too far! Not only do they treat themselves as treasures, but they are also unreliable in doing things!
If a man does something to her, someone will be held responsible at every turn, but as for her, if she does the work herself, it will be as if nothing happened, and she will not admit anything when she looks back.
! People like this should be careful, no matter they are men or women, they are not a toy! You will have to keep your eyes open to see clearly in the future! Do you understand? "
Xiao Nizi tilted her body and opened her mouth slightly in a gesture of shock.
She was stunned.
"Especially men, none of those stinky men are good. You have to remember this first!"
Wang Xiaoliuer thought for a while and then added, "Don't look at some people who are well-dressed on the surface, but secretly they are just beasts! Don't let their sweet words fool you! Don't look at them on the surface, they are treating you badly."
How considerate and kind, in fact, if you open their heads and take a closer look, they are all thinking the same thing!"
Xiao Nizi raised her head slightly, her eyes widened, and she continued to be shocked.
"What are you talking about today! Can you have some positive energy?"
Li Hongxing'er came over and after hearing the general story, she couldn't stand it anymore.
She brought a plate of cold dishes and put it down, while giving Wang Xiaoliu'er a rollicking look, and said coquettishly, "All men in the world are bad, but you are the only one who is good, right?"
"I'm telling the truth."
"What's the truth! Just eat, I can't stop your mouth!"
Li Hongxing'er raised her eyebrows, "Would you like some noodles?"
"Okay! Have some."
Li Hongxing'er turned away.
As soon as Li Hongxing'er left, she heard a noise outside, followed by a bang, and someone kicked the door open.
Everyone was startled and looked outside the door, and at a glance, two men rushed in from outside.
These two are quite ugly, but they are quite big and strong. They don't look like ordinary people. I guess they are probably fitness instructors or something.
One of them was followed by the woman who was dragged away just now. The woman rushed forward and pointed at Wang Xiaoliu'er with her hand, "Second brother, it's him! It's him!"
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"It's none of your business!"
A man pointed at Li Hongxing'er and the others, causing the waitress to scream. At the same time, the big guy rushed towards Wang Xiaoliu'er. He stretched out his hand and held Wang Xiaoliu'er down.
shoulder, "Hey! I'm talking to you!"
"what?"
Wang Xiaoliuer looked at him sideways and smiled lightly, "What's the matter?"
"Is it you who just insulted my sister in front of everyone?"
"What are you talking about? Don't talk nonsense! If your sister is like this, can I do anything to her?"
"What do you mean!"
"What do you mean? Your sister hit me with a bowl, but I blocked it, right?"
"You don't want to talk nonsense!"
The man picked up Wang Xiaoliu'er and said, "I won't tell you useless things! I'm just asking you, what do you want to do about this matter today!"
"What do you think we should do?"
"Kowtow to my sister and apologize!"
"Is there anything else?"
"Compensate!"
"How much?"
"Twenty thousand!"
"Do you want face?"
Wang Xiaoliuer looked at him sideways, "Who do you think you are? Are you here to cause trouble?"
"Haha, you kid, you have such a bad tone! I am always making trouble, what can you do!"
"Second brother! Beat him!"
The woman jumped up and said, "Beat him to death!"
"Sister, don't worry!"
The big man gestured "ok" and then looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er, "I'm just asking you, do you want to pay?"
"What if I don't give it?"
"If you don't give it, I will kill you!"
"laugh."
Wang Xiaoliuer grinned and was immediately amused. He looked up and down, "Let's go out and talk, okay?"
“Just what I wanted!”
After the man finished speaking, he dragged Wang Xiaoliu'er and walked out. The people eating inside saw the excitement and followed him out.
Wang Xiaoliuer didn't talk nonsense, signaled everyone not to call the police, and then followed the big man outside.
As soon as they got outside, they heard a "pop" sound, and when they looked at the time, they saw the big guy lying on the ground with blood on his nose.
Wang Xiaoliu'er stood aside with his hands in his pockets, looking at him like a fool, "Is this all you can do for gesticulating?"
"You kid, you have a lot of trouble!"
The big man got up, howled, and rushed towards Wang Xiaoliu'er. He grabbed him. Wang Xiaoliu'er dodged sideways, and he grabbed a handful. Wang Xiaoliuer dodged sideways again, and the man grabbed Wang Xiaoliu'er again.
I tried several times but couldn't catch it. The clumsy look was like a blind bear trying to catch a butterfly!
Wang Xiaoliuer knew at a glance that the other party was not very capable, that is, he was big, so he felt that it was not interesting at that time. He sneered, took two steps back, "You are no match for me, go away, it's the first day of business, I don't want to be in trouble."
Looking for trouble!"
"Are you scared?"
The woman hugged her shoulders and said proudly, "Second brother, beat him to death! You can't let him go like this!"
"Don't worry! Sister! It's just a little thing for me to deal with this little brat!"
The man was quite confident and pointed his finger at Wang Xiaoliu'er, "If you're scared, kneel down and call me daddy! I won't hit you today!"
"Pah——"
Before he finished speaking, Wang Xiaoliuer's figure flashed, and a standard right uppercut hit him on the cheek!
The man was caught off guard. With a groan, he spun around and fell on the steps with a bang. In an instant, several teeth popped out of his mouth like jumping beans!
Looking around at the people watching the fun, everyone was dumbfounded.
He was stunned and motionless.
It was as if time stood still at that moment.
"What did you just say?"
Wang Xiaoliuer walked up to the man with his hands behind his back. When he saw the man shaking his head as if he had lost his memory, he raised his legs, stretched out his feet, and kicked lightly!
The man staggered, fell to the ground, and turned over. When he looked again, he was lying down, half of his face was distorted, and his nose and mouth were bleeding.
He looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er with extremely frightened eyes, as if he had seen a ghost. His two hands subconsciously stood between him and Wang Xiaoliu'er, swinging randomly in a defensive posture, but that
Both hands were trembling, trembling...
Wang Xiaoliuer stepped forward and said slowly, "Hey, I want to ask you something, what do you want me to call you?"