Wang Xiaoliu'er saw that he was disliked, and became more energetic. Like an aggressive little rooster, his face was full of dissatisfaction, "Little girl, in the film, you have to have the front rather than the front, and you have to have the back without the back! Who cares?
You look like you! Humph, you look like this, and in my hands you are just a foot-washing maid!"
"Just die for me!"
Miss Mi's nose was so angry that she glared at Wang Xiaoliu'er, "What do you mean there is no front, no back? Are you blind?"
She stood up with a bang, threw the book in her hand to the side, then pinched her waist and straightened her chest, raising her head, "This is called having the front without the front, and the back without the back? What are you thinking about washing your feet? It's just like you.
Want someone else to serve you? Bah!"
"A person who can't even pay the rent can still speak so harshly? Why, you still look down on me?"
"I'm a bit tight on money. Who doesn't have to worry about it? It's not like I won't give it to you! Besides, didn't I give you my bracelet? You can just sell it for the money and buy this house for you!"
"
"Hey, let's talk about this."
Wang Xiaoliuer leaned forward and said, "You said you are already in such a miserable state, why do you still have such an expensive bracelet? Tell the truth, did you steal it?"
"Of course not!"
Miss Mi rolled her eyes at him, "That's mine!"
"your?"
"Um."
Miss Mi nodded, "My grandma left it to me, saying it was some kind of token."
"What's the token for?"
"When I was a child, I arranged to marry a baby, and this bracelet is from that time."
"Is this proof of recognition of your husband?"
"Whose husband? What are you thinking! What does the marriage arranged by the elders have to do with me! What age are we in, and there are still arranged marriages!"
"Have you seen him?"
"I've never seen it, but I guess it's not that good! And I don't like this kind of thing. Firstly, I really don't have much interest in men. Secondly, even if I really want to get married in the future,
Yes, I have to find someone I like! One I like!"
"Then do you have someone you like now?"
"Not really."
"Hahahahaha..."
Wang Xiaoliuer laughed so hard, "You also say that others are single, aren't you the same?"
"What!"
Miss Mi shouted angrily, glared at Wang Xiaoliu'er, looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er again, waved her hands and quickly avoided this embarrassing topic, "Actually, it's nothing. You are so good-looking, and it's normal to have high standards."
"I just said that I want the front without the front, and the back without the back!"
"Isn't that just what I said casually?"
Wang Xiaoliu'er leaned on the sofa, "Let me tell you something from the bottom of my heart, you are really beautiful!"
Miss Mi raised her eyebrows and looked at Wang Xiaoliuer with a smile, "How pretty is she?"
"Better looking than those female celebrities on TV."
"real?"
"Really! What's rare is that not only does she look good, but she also has a first-rate figure!"
"Then you're still saying that if I can't do it in the front, I can't do it in the back?"
"It's also true."
Wang Xiaoliuer said with a serious face, "However, I really think that is not important. I know a young lady who wants Yang Anqi, you know? She is very beautiful and has a good figure, but she always feels that her hips are not good and flat.
Her buttocks are not straight enough and are a bit out of touch with public aesthetics, but I really feel that her flat buttocks are not a shortcoming at all, and they also have a natural and unique beauty."
"Eh-"
Miss Mi felt embarrassed and said, "What are you studying this day? Don't be ashamed!"
"What I said is the truth!"
After Wang Xiaoliuer finished speaking, he smiled ambiguously and said, "Besides, I plan to delve deeper into the field of cosmetic surgery. If I really want to do this in the future, it would be pretty good. At least money is not an issue."
"Specialize in serving female customers?"
"Yes."
Wang Xiaoliuer curled his lips, "It's easier to make money with women's money, and all of my clients are big spenders. Making money from them is not that troublesome, and there is no worry in my heart."
Such a big burden! After all, if the money is not given to me, they will have to send it to other hospitals or something. After all the calculations, it is better to give it to me. At least I will suffer less and the effect will be better."
"Do you usually give people plastic surgery?"
Miss Mi looked curiously.
She really doesn't understand how Wang Xiaoliuer makes money.
"It's not plastic surgery, it's plastic surgery."
Wang Xiaoliuer smiled ambiguously, "Let me tell you about my current business, which is mainly skin care, weight loss, breast enlargement and leg enhancement! There may be others in the future!"
"Then, then, how did you do it?"
"I have some secret recipes that can make this, and the effect is great."
Wang Xiaoliuer raised his eyebrows, "How about I give it a try?"
"I don't want it."
Miss Mi's face turned red, "I don't need it! Besides, if I want to do it, I'll find a girl, not you!"
"You're so picky, I've never seen anything like that!"
"Hey!"
Miss Mi was furious and slapped Wang Xiaoliu'er. Wang Xiaoliu'er shrank his neck and hid, laughing, "It's just a joke, I didn't see anything!"
"Get out of here!"
Miss Mi didn't believe his nonsense. She gave Wang Xiaoliu'er a hard look. She went to get some hot water and came back with the cup. She seemed to have remembered something and said, "Hey, Wang Xiaoliu'er!"
"Um?"
Wang Xiaoliuer raised his eyebrows.
"Let me ask you, did you do anything to me that day when you took off my clothes?"
"I don't."
"Don't lie!"
"I really don't."
Wang Xiaoliuer spread his hands and said, "I'm not that kind of person! If I wanted to do something to you, I would have come out in the open. What's the point of taking advantage of others' danger!"
"Then, why not take advantage of such a good opportunity? Don't I look good?"
"It looks good, but what does the saying mean? There is a difference between a full meal and a full meal."
Wang Xiaoliuer smiled ambiguously, "If I don't like you, everything I do will be in vain. It's not interesting. It's not like I haven't seen women before! But if I like you, I won't be in a hurry. Besides, you were in poor health at the time.
It's so empty, my life is gone, how can I have that thought?"
"After all, I heard it, and you still want to pick me up!"
Miss Mi looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er sideways, then pointed with her hand, "Wang Xiaoliu'er, I'm warning you, I don't know what other people are like. Sister, I am not something you can control. You should die as soon as possible."
This heart!"
"Hey, you are so awesome, why do you say it as if I want something from you? I have never seen a woman? Why do you take yourself so seriously!"
Wang Xiaoliuer also rolled his eyes at Miss Mi and leaned aside lazily, "I treat you as a friend and that's why I'm telling you this. Don't think that you are good-looking, and all the men in the world will look at you."
What do I want to do to you! What are you thinking about!"
Wang Xiaoliu'er clicked her lips, as if she didn't think this was convincing, and curled her lips again, "Have you seen that little girl from my family? Can you tell me with your conscience, does that little girl look good-looking?"
"It is indeed very beautiful, what next?"
"Such a pretty little goblin lives with me every day, and I haven't bullied her yet. How much do you think you are better than her? Really!"
Wang Xiaoliuer was quite angry, patted his clothes, stood up, "I won't tell you anymore, I'm leaving!"
"Eh!"
Seeing that Wang Xiaoliu'er had a straight face and seemed a little angry, Miss Mi quickly chased after him and grabbed him, "You, don't be angry, I'm just joking with you!"
"I'm already angry!"
"Why are you so petty? You are just kidding!"
"Is this such a joke? Come on, let's start the honey trap or something!"
"roll!"
Miss Mi kicked over, but Wang Xiaoliuer dodge deftly, "Hey! It's easy to talk and discuss, don't do anything!"
"I'll take action, what can you do!"
"Hey, you are capable of this. Believe it or not, I shook my body and made you safe?"
"Humph, little gadget, do you think you can do it again?"
Miss Mi curled her lips and said, "Here, you try?"
"Ahem..."
Wang Xiaoliuer blinked his eyes, feeling that although he was powerful, he still didn't have much chance of winning against this terrifying woman, so he didn't dare to continue pretending. He waved his hand, "Forget it, I won't be as knowledgeable as you!"
"That's it?"
Miss Mi giggled, seeing that he was timid, "You are gesticulating and cooperating, so all the effort is in your mouth?"
"Don't be so stubborn with me! Thirty years to the east of Hedong, thirty years to the west of Hexi! Maybe one day my strength will increase greatly and I will surpass you. You will watch by then, or I will figure it out for you.
, I will take your last name from now on!"
"Well, Mi Xiaoliu'er, I'm waiting for you!"
"You just die! My name is Wang Xiaoliu'er!"
"Don't worry, sooner or later you will have to bear my surname too!"
"you!"
"What are you looking at? Are you not convinced?"
"I'm telling you seriously, how about we compete with each other! Let's agree first, if we don't use weapons, we will compete with fists and kicks!"
"Hmph, are you my opponent?"
Miss Mi wanted to laugh a little, "Have you forgotten? The last time we fought, I defeated you with one move!"
"You can defeat him with just one move. I'm too lazy to fight you!"
"Then come here and let me see how capable you are."
"Humph, forget it, good men don't fight with women."
"What, are you scared?"
"Whether you're a coward or not, I'm not shy about attacking you."
Wang Xiaoliuer curled his lips, "It doesn't look good if you win, but it doesn't look good if you lose, and I don't care!"
"Say it as if you can really win."
"Hey, if I had known you were so arrogant, I should have done something in your soup to make you weak and honest. I guess you wouldn't be as arrogant as you are now!"
"Hmph, please stop coming! If it weren't for the fact that you saved my life, I would have killed you with a sword!"
"Yo ho!"
"Yo fart!"
The two sides looked at each other and disliked each other. Wang Xiaoliuer still couldn't resist. He raised his hand, turned around, and leaned lazily on the sofa. "Besides, that's not fair. You come from a famous family and you have learned everything."
Even if I don’t use the best spells, it’s still the crooked way you mentioned! I definitely can’t beat you!”
"If it doesn't work, it won't work. Why is there so much nonsense?"
Miss Mi felt a little disgusted, and rolled her lips and gave Wang Xiaoliu'er a rollicking look. Wang Xiaoliu'er had nothing to say, and was muttering to the side. He didn't know what he was muttering about.
This made Miss Mi giggle, "What did you say? Louder!"
"I said, I told you to wait, and sooner or later you will be settled, let's see how good you are!"
Miss Mi blinked her big eyes, and suddenly raised her eyebrows, "It's a sure thing to do? What do you mean it's a sure thing to do?"
"Just tidy up and be submissive! You're the honest kind!"
"Are you being a gangster?"
"Where do I have it?"
"You have."
"Forget it, if you have it, just do it. It's only a matter of time anyway!"
"What's the matter sooner or later?"
"Let me tell you this, no matter how capable you are, you are still a woman. You will always get married, start a family, and have children in the future. Although you are like a fairy girl now, you can still live a lifetime without eating the fireworks of the world.
Ah? Tell me, you run around with a sword box in your arms all day long. Those little brothers and the like will be frightened when they see you. Who would be interested in you? You don’t really want to become an immortal or something, right?"
Wang Xiaoliu'er seemed to have remembered something, and suddenly smiled evilly, and leaned towards Miss Mi, "Hey, I heard someone said that there are some sects that cultivate immortals, and they need a Taoist companion when cultivating immortals.
Yes, have you?"
Miss Mi blushed and glared at Wang Xiaoliu'er, "Why are you asking me? I'm a swordsman, not a cultivator!"
"Aren't those who wield swords all cultivators of immortality?"
"Who told you!"
Miss Mi curled her lips and said, "I came to the mountains to learn martial arts in order to escape from marriage. I originally wanted to hide away, but I didn't expect that I am extremely talented. After two years of studying, I defeated all the apprentices on the mountains.
Well, the elders on the mountain all say that I am a genius that is not seen in a century!"
When she said this, Miss Mi curled her lips and did not hide her pride at all. Wang Xiaoliuer also had no doubts. Wang Xiaoliuer always thought that he was a genius, but since he met Miss Mi, he slowly
I slowly felt that Miss Mi was so capable at such a young age, but given time, would it be enough?
He couldn't help but look curious, "Hey, how old are you now?"
"I'm still young, only eighty-six."
"What the hell?!"
"Eighty-six."
Miss Mi's big eyes flashed, and she said, "In terms of seniority, I am your great-grandmother!"
"Get out of here!"
"Hey hey hey hey!"
Seeing Wang Xiaoliuer baring his teeth and glaring angrily, Miss Mi laughed so hard.
"Why are you still swearing!"
"Why don't you say you're making people angry!"
Wang Xiaoliuer glanced at her sideways, put his hands in his pockets and stood up, "I bought some food and put it in the hall. Don't eat instant noodles all the time. A girl can cook all the time."
No! Really!"
"You don't have to worry about it!"
"No one cares about you!"
Standing at the window and watching a car coming outside, Wang Xiaoliuer waved his hand, turned around and went downstairs, "I'm leaving, I won't play with you anymore!"