Wang Xiaoliu'er seemed to know what Miss Mi was talking about. He was not surprised at all, but rather seemed to have a plan in mind.
"I remember that there were records in ancient books that long before the Shang Dynasty, dragons existed at that time. The most famous story at that time was that there was a king of the Xia Dynasty named Kong Jia. Kong Jia
This man, it is recorded in history books that he respected God very much. Later, when the Emperor of Heaven knew about it, he was very happy and gave him two dragons. These two dragons, one male and one female, happened to be the same.
Yes. Kong Jia was very happy when he first got them. He was extremely happy, but soon he became troubled, because although Kong Jia got these two dragons, he didn’t know how to raise them. He was afraid that the two dragons would die, so he
I searched everywhere for someone who knew how to raise dragons. After being introduced by someone, it turned out that someone really knew how to raise dragons. When this person came, he said his name was Liu Lei, and then he said that he had learned the art of raising dragons from an immortal."
"Dragon Changing Technique?"
Miss Mi looked puzzled.
Wang Xiaoliu'er pointed with his finger again, as if correcting her idea, "It's a dragon that is raised. The dragon dragon technique means raising a dragon."
"Well, what next!"
Miss Mi's big eyes twitched and she listened very seriously.
Wang Xiaoliu'er continued, "But this guy named Liu Lei seems to have a few tricks, but he doesn't seem to be that powerful. He has been raising dragons for a while, but for some reason, he let this guy go without two dragons."
He raised one to death. It is said that the dead dragon was a female dragon. When he saw the dead dragon, he was very scared, fearing that the king would kill him if he found out. Then he thought of a way and gave the dead dragon to
After cooking, it will be made into meat and vegetables. He thought well at the time. He would be dead anyway. It would be a pity if he didn't use it. Maybe the king would be very happy after eating this meat and wouldn't kill him then.
Unexpectedly, King Kong Jia was very happy after eating the dragon meat. He told the people below that he never thought there was such a delicious thing in the world! Then he asked this guy named Liu Lei to pay more tribute."
Miss Mi's eyes lit up, "Then what? Did he kill the other one too?"
"No."
Wang Xiaoliuer shook his head, "He heard that the monarch still wanted to eat but didn't mention the reward. He didn't know it at that time. He thought that the monarch had given the order and still wanted to eat the dragon meat, but the dragon meat was gone, so he had to
He killed another male dragon, but when he took the knife to kill the male dragon, he found that the male dragon was looking at him eagerly. He was very frightened and did not dare to do anything. In the end, he was so scared that he threw the knife away overnight.
Escaped."
"Then where did he go after he ran away?"
"Hiding and living in seclusion."
"Didn't Kong Jia go after him?"
"Later, his whereabouts were indeed exposed, but Kong Jia did not pursue him, but instead forgave him."
"So this Kong Jia is a very kind person?"
"That's not true."
Wang Xiaoliuer curled his lips and said, "This Kong Jia was a famous fatuous king during the Xia Dynasty. This man was dissolute and immoral, and he also believed in ghosts and gods. Under his rule, the Xia Dynasty turned from prosperity to decline, so later there were
The saying that 'Kong Jia disrupted the Xia Dynasty' should be regarded as a negative figure from a historical perspective."
"You know quite a lot."
Miss Mi thought for a while, then looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er, "Hey, tell me, are there really dragons in history? Is the one they ate a dragon?"
"How do you say that?"
Wang Xiaoliuer also thought about it, "No one can say for sure. It may be the case, it may not be the case."
"It's like I didn't say anything!"
"When today's experts interpret history, they usually believe that the dragon Kongjia ate at that time was not a real dragon, but a crocodile. To be precise, it was an alligator. They said that people at that time were not very knowledgeable and saw
Crocodiles are considered dragons, and of course some say they are lizards, but they are all similar."
"Then do you think what they said makes sense?"
"It still makes sense, but, how should I put it, I feel that there are too many elements of interpreting the supervisor's imagination. In fact, many pseudo-experts who study history are just like this, talking to themselves and making wild guesses.
Sometimes I can’t speak without thinking. What’s the point of watching TV before? It was said that a group of people found Cao Cao’s tomb and then dug up Cao Cao’s tomb.
Later, it was discovered that there were two skulls in the tomb, one big and one small. People at the time were very puzzled, which of the two heads belonged to Cao Cao? What did the experts say at the time? Experts said that both of them were.
They belong to Cao Cao! The older one belongs to Cao Cao, and the younger one belongs to Cao Cao when he was a child! Oh my god, I was speechless at the time. No person with a tenth level of brain retardation can say such a thing?"
Wang Xiaoliuer snorted coldly, and saw Miss Mi giggling, and became angry, "Sometimes I really accept these pseudo-experts and talk nonsense. Now the same goes for those self-media who think they are experts.
Lard deceives people and makes nonsense. For example, it is said that Zhuge Liang invented the wooden ox and the flowing horse, which can walk on its own while carrying things. Current expert research
If we don’t find it out, we’ll just say that a wooden cow and a flowing horse are a wheelbarrow. Then let’s talk about Zhuge Liannu recorded in history. We can’t study it now, so we’ll say that it’s all made up. It doesn’t exist at all. Anyway, there wasn’t a bald man talking about traditional Chinese medicine before.
Are they all lies? Aren't there some scientists who say that agriculture and farmers are meaningless? It's the same in every industry, and there are a lot of fake goods."
"Um."
Miss Mi nodded sharply, then looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er, "I don't think the dragon they are talking about is a crocodile."
"I don't think so either."
Wang Xiaoliuer pursed his lips, "But, I can't say whether dragons exist or not. The key is that I haven't seen them with my own eyes. There are many records in ancient books. However, things like dragons,
I do know a little bit about it, and I guess that if dragons exist, then there should be real dragons as well."
"However, sometimes the things in ancient books are not true."
"right."
Wang Xiaoliu nodded, "Many times, the official histories we see are written by the victors. For example, the "Historical Records", which is very important in historical works, the version we can see now is actually written by the victors.
They have all been tampered with, the most obvious of which is "The Chronicles of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty". The length we see now is a supplement.
Most of the content was continued by later generations based on the "Book of Fengchan" and other documents. As for the original, it is gone. How can I say this? It is said that Sima Qian, who wrote "Historical Records", was writing about Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.
It contained a little personal grudge and wrote a lot of bad things about Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was very angry after reading it and destroyed that part."
"There must be some personal grudge or something."
Miss Mi bared her little white teeth and said, "Didn't Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty castrate him? Do you think that if your boss castrated you, how could you not bear to hate him? It's only human nature!"
"If I were castrated, I might not have the courage to continue living like Sima Qian. After all, a castrated man is no longer a complete man."
"Humph, I think it's because after being castrated, the joy of life is gone!"
Miss Mi looked sideways at Wang Xiaoliu'er, as if she was disgusted, "Humph, for a big pervert like you, if I castrate you, wouldn't it be more uncomfortable than killing you?"
"Hey, you're here again?"
Wang Xiaoliuer frowned slightly, "Don't talk like a big pervert. It's like I did something to you! If I were a big pervert, maybe you would still be able to follow me now that you have a big belly."
Is it weird here?"
"Yeah, yeah, this is awesome for you!"
Miss Mi rolled her eyes, "It's a good thing you didn't do anything to me at that time, otherwise, do you think I can keep you till now, sister? If I don't want your life, I will definitely castrate you!"
"I will be castrated if I disagree with you."
"What's the matter? Are you dissatisfied?"
Miss Mi raised her chin provocatively, but Wang Xiaoliu'er ignored her and walked straight to the edge of the tent, picked up a water bottle and drank some water, then sat down next to it and sighed, "It's a fuss, so why bother?"
What about picking your eyes? You touch your conscience and say, "Did I treat you badly? How much hatred is there, is it worth such a death blow?"
Miss Mi walked up to Wang Xiaoliu'er with her hands behind her back and said proudly, "My name is, my name is to eliminate harm for the people! Let you become a eunuch so that you don't come out to harm the little girl!"
"Hmph, you can pull me down!"
Wang Xiaoliuer smiled coquettishly, "It's as if I have really caused harm to someone! Not to mention, this is simply not a thing. Even if it is true, it is not at all what you think! I am a person
, although it is not the kind of peace of mind, but at least it can achieve two things."
Wang Xiaoliuer made a "two" sign with his hand, "First, I never touch married women or destroy other people's families. Second, I never bend others' will and never go against other people's wishes."
Miss Mi looked sideways at Wang Xiaoliu'er, her little mouth curled up and she remained silent.
Wang Xiaoliuer took another sip of water, "I'll tell you the truth, I've had sex with a few women, but when I look back and think about it, it seems that it's not like my wishful thinking, it's all done willingly by others. Besides,
This kind of thing can be settled as long as we agree with each other. If people don't like it, what are you busy with? We don't understand!"
Wang Xiaoliuer curled his lips, shook his head, then stretched out his legs and punched her twice. Seeing Miss Mi's eyes looking strange, she couldn't help but laugh, "Why do you look at me like that? Am I wrong?
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"Hey, there's something I'm curious about!"
Miss Mi also walked up to Wang Xiaoliu'er, turned aside, and sat diagonally across from Wang Xiaoliu'er, crossing her legs with a curious look on her face, "How many women have you slept with?"
Wang Xiaoliuer was stunned and blinked, "Can I not answer such a private question?"
"Can't."
"I won't answer, what can you do!"
Wang Xiaoliuer didn't like her, so he lazily screwed the bottle cap on, "You're not my wife, why do you care so much!"
"Then I can't even ask you!"
"What's the use of asking about this?"
"cut!"
Miss Mi continued to be disgusted, "Big pervert, I know even if you don't tell me, he must be much older."
"It's not a lot, but it's not a lot either."
Wang Xiaoliuer curled his lips, and then sighed, "It's just that most of the time, it's either because of sex or just to make fun of the situation."
He lay down, shaking his legs, and grunting, "But it doesn't matter. It's better to just let nature take its course."
Miss Mi turned to look at Wang Xiaoliuer, "May I ask you another question?"
"Just ask."
Miss Mi hesitated for a moment, then moved closer, "Is your favorite woman that little Feng Feng?"
"Definitely."
Wang Xiaoliuer's eyes were filled with excitement, "That's my goddess."
"I think it's just average."
Miss Mi looked puzzled, "Don't you think I'm prettier than her?"
"What do you mean?"
Wang Xiaoliuer touched his nose again and said, "I have to admit with my conscience that you are indeed better-looking than Xiao Feng Feng. But, what can I say, you two are not the same type."
Miss Mi looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er with one big eye and one small one. Wang Xiaoliu'er noticed his confusion and continued after thinking, "Feng Nan, you are a woman, and you are just a little girl."
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"Who is a little girl! I may be older than you!"
Miss Mi started yelling with a look of dissatisfaction. After Wang Xiaoliu heard this, he couldn't help but smile, "You can do it, just you? If I say something unpleasant, you don't know what's going on with men."
I don’t know!”
"Who said that? No!"
Miss Mi rolled her eyes, "I, I know!"
"You know nothing!"
Wang Xiaoliuer snorted coldly, "What kind of men have you called?"
"How do you know you haven't seen it?"
"You can't even kiss a man, how can you meet a man?"
"You, go aside!"
Miss Mi frowned and said angrily, "There's nothing you can't do about kissing. Only a fool can't!"
"Come on, look, you've never kissed me before!"
"I kissed you!"
"I don't believe it!"
"You've kissed me twice and you still don't believe me!"
Miss Mi stared with big eyes, fiercely, as if she wanted to stare Wang Xiaoliu'er to death. Wang Xiaoliu'er laughed stupidly when he was told, "I just bit you the first time, so it doesn't count."
"What about the second time?"
"The second time you kissed me doesn't count."
"Then, what else do you want?"
"What don't you want to do?"
Wang Xiaoliuer sniffed and yawned lazily, "Sometimes, when I think about it, I regret it!"
"Regret? Regret what?"
"I regret it. I was impulsive."
Wang Xiaoliuer scratched his face, "Tell me, when your man asks you in the future, who did you kiss for the first time, what will you say?"
Miss Mi lowered her head and dug her hands, "What can I say? Just tell the truth."
"Don't!"
Wang Xiaoliuer was so frightened that he almost sat up, "If you tell the truth, then I won't be miserable! Your man will definitely kill me!"
"Is there something wrong? How is that possible!"
"able!"
Wang Xiaoliu'er thought for a while and then replied, "If you think about it, there's nothing difficult to understand about it! If I married a pretty little fairy like you, I know she
My first kiss was given to someone else, and I must have hated that guy in my heart!"
Miss Mi bared her teeth when she heard this, covered her little face and became embarrassed. When Wang Xiaoliuer saw it, she was so amused that she couldn't laugh or cry, "Hey, what's wrong with you? What's so beautiful over there?"
"You finally told the truth!"
Miss Mi said proudly, "Now you know that I am a little fairy?"
"That's what it is!"
Wang Xiaoliuer was amused and giggled, "But no matter how fairy you are, it's useless, she's not my type!"
Wang Xiaoliuer clucked her lips, "No matter how beautiful the fairy is, she always floats in the sky, ethereal. If I were to marry a wife, I wouldn't choose something like this!"
"I know what you like!"
Miss Mi curled her lips, then stood up, "That's the kind you like, convex at the front, curved at the back, and thin in the middle! It's charming and attractive!"
"Hey, how did you know?"
"My guess is that with your eyes, that's all it is! Look at the women you like, they all look like fairies. From my perspective, none of them are cheap!"
Wang Xiaoliuer glanced sideways at Miss Mi, seeing how angry she was, and was immediately amused, "I asked you to say this!"
"That's right! Wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, and sex is a steel knife that scrapes bones. I advise you to stay away from them, or they will drain you dry sooner or later!"