When Miss Mi heard this, her body tilted and she was stunned. With a look of shock on her face, she couldn't help complaining, "Bah! Bah, bah, bah, bah! Who would plot evil against you! Look at your ugly face
You are talking as if you are a piece of cake!"
"I'm not a hottie, then you are?"
Wang Xiaoliuer chuckled, "Anyway, I won't accept you as my teacher no matter what!"
"Then, why is that? Aren't my skills enough for you to become your disciple?"
"That's different."
Wang Xiaoliuer curled his lips, "I want to take you as my teacher. Isn't that a big deal? In the future, if we really fall in love or something, it will be even more troublesome!"
"Hey, who has been in love with you for a long time!"
Miss Mi rolled her eyes at Wang Xiaoliuer and said, "If you don't want to become a disciple, that's not a problem. If you call me good sister three times, I can consider teaching you one or two more moves!"
"Call me sister during the day and call me sister at night?"
"roll!"
Miss Mi laughed and scolded, and couldn't help but kick Wang Xiaoliu'er, "Don't drive! I'll beat you up while driving!"
"Oh my god, this is awesome for you!"
Wang Xiaoliuer curled his lips, lay down on the side, and said lazily, "Hey, let me ask you something, let's not make trouble, let's talk seriously!"
Miss Mi couldn't put it down and played with the Tai'a sword, "What's the matter, just ask!"
"I'm serious, tell me, what kind of boyfriend do you want in the future?"
"Well, well, there doesn't seem to be any fixed standard! It mainly depends on your taste. Anyway, if I like it, that's fine, nothing else!"
"snort."
Wang Xiaoliuer bared his teeth in a treacherous manner, "I said before that you didn't like men! Now you like them again, right?"
"I'd love to!"
Miss Mi was a little embarrassed, she rolled her eyes at Wang Xiaoliuer shyly, and then she was also very curious, "What about you?"
"I'm pretty much the same as you. You have to like it first, and everything else is easy to discuss."
"Then what kind do you like?"
"The front is curved, the back is curved, and the middle is thin. She is gentle, kind, and will love others!"
"Humph, the second half of the sentence doesn't look like your style!"
Miss Mi curled her lips and said, "I see, you kid, you just like that kind of vixen!"
"Not really."
"Come on, I don't know you yet?"
Miss Mi curled her lips and said, "In the future, if you let those vixens drain you dry, you will regret it!"
"Come on, it's not yet certain who will deal with who."
Wang Xiaoliu'er straightened his legs and crossed them again. His ankles trembled, looking a little proud, "You don't even know that when I was young, I got into trouble outside and was beaten to death."
It is said that the old yellow man has a strong background and is not something that ordinary people can afford to offend. Although there was indeed a reason for this incident at the time, the people in the village were afraid that the old man's backers would retaliate against us.
They wanted to capture me and burn me to death to make amends with Wong Tai Sin. At that time, my grandfather was scared, so he asked a sensible person for help. The sensible person pointed out a way for me, which was to go up the mountain to find a fairy family to be my wife. As a result,
, I searched and searched, and I really fell in love with it.”
Miss Mi blinked her big eyes, "What then?"
"Then, I got a wife and came back that night. I didn't see anyone during the whole process. However, the wife seemed to be a bit powerful. At least she calmed down Wong Tai Sin and saved me."
Miss Mi sat up straight, looking curious, "Well, have you seen her?"
"I've seen a little girl. She may not be older than you! I'm surprised! If you think about it, there's a high probability that that girl is also a fox or something!"
"What's wrong with you?"
"You are wondering."
"Then, you can still survive until now?"
Miss Mi couldn't believe it, "The fox spirits in the mountains are the worst. They can help people, but they often ask for more things! You probably didn't have any knowledge at that time, how did you survive?"
"I don't know either."
Wang Xiaoliuer sniffed and said, "Who knows."
"Then what happened? Then they didn't bother you anymore?"
"No."
Wang Xiaoliuer smiled faintly, "When I was a child, I encountered a lot of evil spirits, but until now, nothing seems to be able to do anything to me!"
"Bragging you!"
"Really not."
Wang Xiaoliuer smiled ambiguously, "Hey, have you ever heard of a kind of person who is different from ordinary children when he is born?"
"Are you a big fool?"
"Not a fool!"
Wang Xiaoliu'er stared angrily, "I mean, that kind of thing, how should I put it? As soon as I was born, I flew into the sky and escaped from the earth, as if I knew something!"
"What do you mean about yourself?"
"Um!"
Wang Xiaoliuer nodded solemnly, then sat up straight, "I didn't understand it very well before, so I couldn't explain it, but since I started practicing so-called ghost arts, I gradually understood that it turned out that a long time ago
, I seem to have learned the use of 'Qi' in a subtle process. Although I didn't know any magic at the time, it is true that I can use this so-called 'Qi' in a fight."
Miss Mi blinked her eyes, "How does it manifest?"
"I can jump so high and run so fast! I'm not tired from fighting, and my endurance is amazing!"
"Amazing endurance?"
"Um!"
Wang Xiaoliu'er nodded, "How should I put it? I just feel like I have so much energy that I don't feel tired even if I do anything!"
"Oh, I see!"
Miss Mi said as if she suddenly realized something, "No wonder those little rich ladies like you so much. Co-authorship must have something to do with it! Hehe!"
"Can you be more serious!"
Seeing Miss Mi showing her little white teeth and smiling evilly, Wang Xiaoliuer glanced at her sideways, "I'm telling you something serious!"
"I'm not being immoral with you either!"
Miss Mi said that, but she still smiled and said, "Hey, tell me the truth. The last time you asked me to help you with a sword, it was that woman! What is the relationship between you two?"
"That Mrs. Han you're talking about? That's a client introduced by others. Why do you ask?"
"I'm asking, what is the relationship between you two?"
"Don't tell me, I'm just a customer."
"Then you two didn't do anything in private?"
"Why are you so nosy!"
"It's none of your business, tell me honestly, are you two having an affair?"
"That's right."
Wang Xiaoliuer stretched out and did not hide anything, "However, it may be different from what you imagined. How should I put it at the time? It was impulse."
"I don't think so."
Miss Mi curled her lips, "As soon as I looked at that woman, I felt that she was definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp. An ordinary man would definitely not be able to control that kind of woman!"
"How did you see that?"
"It feels good."
Miss Mi curled her lips and looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er again, "How about it, sister, am I right to judge people?"
"Hey, sometimes I really don't understand. You are a little girl, how come you seem to understand everything?"
"Then look!"
Miss Mi was still a little proud, then she looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er, "It's just observing words and expressions, it's nothing more!"
"snort."
Wang Xiaoliuer snorted coldly, "Mrs. Han, you are quite a nice person."
"It's well maintained and has perfect temperament. If I were a man, I guess I wouldn't be able to pass that test."
"Yes."
Wang Xiaoliuer smiled and said, "To be honest, few men can stand up to a woman like her."
"You can't stand it either?"
"That's not true."
Wang Xiaoliu'er touched her nose, "If I had been born a few years earlier, I would have been obsessed with her, but it's fine now. After all, I still like Feng Nan more."
"But people don't like you."
Miss Mi made a mocking gesture, "You think you're pretty good, but in other people's eyes, you might not even be considered a spare tire!"
"I'm happy to."
Wang Xiaoliuer curled his lips and said, "I'm happy with it, but can you take care of it?"
"Who cares about you? If you are so beautiful, no one cares about you!"
Miss Mi gave Wang Xiaoliu'er a stern look, then tilted her head and muttered, "You love to be your little licking dog, who can stop you?"
"Hey, speaking of this, do you have a little licking dog or something like that around you?"
Wang Xiaoliuer patted her with a smile. When Miss Mi heard this, she was slightly startled, then looked away with a slightly blushing face, "Of course!
"Is there any? Seriously!"
"No."
Miss Mi pouted, lowered her head and plucked her little hands, and then muttered, "I don't know why, I think I look pretty good, but I don't know why, ever since I was little, I don't seem to be...
There are a lot of people chasing me..."
"I know why."
Wang Xiaoliuer raised his eyebrows and said, "Your conditions are so good that it makes people feel ashamed."
"Um?"
Miss Mi looked sideways at Wang Xiaoliu'er. Wang Xiaoliu'er rubbed his face and muttered to himself, "Do you know what kind of girl a boy in his twenties likes the most? It's not that.
A pure and pure little princess, the kind of big sister who has a curvy front and a curvy back. The best one is a little bit immoral. A woman who is too outstanding will also be one that no one dares to pursue. Not to mention others.
, given my condition, as soon as I see you, I don’t dare to stretch out my hand!”
"I kissed you on the mouth, but you still said you didn't dare to reach out!"
Miss Mi was so angry that she kicked him, "Don't come here, you!"
"I, it's just what I mean. There's nothing more extreme. Don't you think so?"
After Wang Xiaoliuer finished speaking, he sighed and said, "I made a bet like Xiao Feng Feng before."
Miss Mi looked sideways at Wang Xiaoliu'er and raised her eyebrows, "Then what? Did she let you kiss her too?"
"Yes."
Wang Xiaoliuer smiled evilly, "But when I kissed her, it was completely different from when I kissed you."
"Why is it different?"
Miss Mi's face was filled with confusion.
"It's just different, far from it."
"don't know."
Miss Mi saw Wang Xiaoliuer pretending to be mysterious, and her face became more curious.
Wang Xiaoliuer looked at her and suddenly smiled ambiguously, "How about I show you a demonstration?"
"don't want."
Miss Mi gave him a fierce look, making a shy look.
Wang Xiaoliuer also smiled and was not surprised.
He patted his belly and pillowed his arm, "Actually, I think it's okay? Look, you owe me a lot of money, and then I helped you find the legendary Tai'a sword. If you really
If you are prepared to exchange this sword for your mother's freedom, then, logically speaking, it seems that you should really thank me a little!"
"You want me to give you a big fat son again, right?"
Miss Mi looked disgusted, "You're overthinking, it's impossible!"
"Then, one more kiss, okay?"
"don't want."
Miss Mi turned her head away and continued to dig her little hands, "You are so beautiful now, no one seems to care about you!"
"Then, all my hard work these days has been in vain? Eat my food, drink my food, let me work for you in vain, and spend so much money, you can't even kiss me!"
"You've already kissed me!"
"That doesn't count, they are just fooling around!"
"Then, then, what does that mean?"
"Come here and I'll show you!"
Wang Xiaoliuer bared his teeth in a smile and raised his fingers. Miss Mi just rolled her eyes at him, looking like a fool and said, "Go aside, I don't want to pay attention to you!"
She twisted her body and stood up to leave, but Wang Xiaoliu'er gently stretched out his hand to hold her, and immediately moved back. Before Miss Mi could react, Wang Xiaoliu'er leaned forward!
He did this job very skillfully and professionally, but he didn't expect that as soon as he got closer, his body trembled and he stopped immediately.
I saw that Miss Mi was holding a long and narrow dagger in her backhand. The sharp edge of the dagger directly touched Wang Xiaoliu'er's jaw.
Miss Mi blushed slightly, bit her lower lip and rolled her eyes.
She said nothing and gave him a look to let him understand.
Wang Xiaoliuer, on the other hand, said with a sad face, "If you disagree, you'll go under the knife, right?"
Miss Mi and Wang Xiaoliuer wrinkled their noses and said fiercely, "Get out of here."
"Why don't I drive?"
"Kill you!"
"Then do it! If you don't kill me, you're just a puppy!"
"you!"
Miss Mi was so angry at Wang Xiaoliu'er's words that she didn't know how to move forward or retreat. However, Wang Xiaoliu'er gently held Miss Mi's little hand and returned the favor.
A kiss on the back of the hand.
Miss Mi was startled, and popped up as far as she could. Then she looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er, her body tilted, and she looked at him like a fool, "Hey, why are you reacting like that? Why don't you just give me a kiss? Look at you.
Scared!"
"you!"
Miss Mi was speechless. In desperation, she flicked her hand, and the dagger in her hand turned into a bolt of lightning. With a click, she went straight towards Wang Xiaoliu'er. Wang Xiaoliu'er couldn't dodge and screamed strangely in fright.
Call!
"puff!"
Wang Xiaoliuer did a backflip on the spot, and Wang Xiaoliuer, who could not dodge, fell on the sofa with a bang. Miss Mi looked up and saw the dagger in her hand stabbing Wang Xiaoliuer's chest squarely. Miss Mi
There was a buzz in my head, and my face turned pale with fright, "Wang Xiaoliu'er!"
She rushed over and pushed Wang Xiaoliu'er, "What's wrong with you! You, why don't you hide!"
Looking at Wang Xiaoliu'er, he was lying on the sofa, his face was bloodless, and his expression was extremely painful, "I, I, I... I have to hide..."