"Anyway, you don't really need it, so why don't you give me two more pills?"
Xiao Nizi lowered her head and picked at her little hands, muttering weakly.
"It's not impossible to give you a few more pills, but I have conditions!"
"You want someone to give you a fat boy again, don't you?"
"That's not the case."
Wang Xiaoliuer smiled ambiguously, "Call me three times, good husband, and I will give it to you!"
"Nope."
Miss Mi turned around, her pretty face flushed slightly, "I don't want it!"
"Humph, you're so silly!"
Wang Xiaoliuer was so amused that he giggled.
"Why are you laughing? That's right! You've given birth to a young girl, and you haven't even kissed her on the lips. So you want people to call you husband? Huh, what are you thinking!"
Wang Xiaoliuer raised an eyebrow, "You haven't even been kissed on the lips?"
"We kissed, that's it! It's not all because of you! Don't mention this, I want to kill you if you mention it!"
"Just a kiss on the lips, and you're going to kill me. If I do something else, will there be a massacre of my family?"
"Then you try it?"
Miss Mi looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er with a look of disgust. Wang Xiaoliu'er thought for a while but didn't dare. He glanced at Miss Mi leisurely and snorted, "Yeah, yeah, that's such a little thing!"
"You, you are just a brat!"
Miss Mi moved forward and pulled Wang Xiaoliu'er's sleeve with her hand, "Just give me two more! Just two!"
"Don't act coquettishly with me, it's useless, you know?"
"Give me two..."
Miss Mi put her head on Wang Xiaoliu'er's shoulder, groaning and shaking her body. Wang Xiaoliu'er leaned forward and looked at him like a fool, "No, you said there is no one like you, kissing or not,
If you can't hug someone, you'll have to torture them!"
"What's bothering you, I'll change it for you!"
"Do you think it's necessary for me to change with you?"
"This is a good thing! For ordinary people, I wouldn't trade it with him!"
"Good things are good things, but to be honest, that thing is of little use to me."
"Why?"
Miss Mi looked puzzled, but Wang Xiaoliuer smiled ambiguously, "Let me tell you a secret!"
"Um!"
Miss Mi nodded.
Wang Xiaoliuer hooked up his fingers and motioned for Miss Mi to come over. Then he put his hands to his mouth and whispered in Miss Mi's ear, "I am a person with a little strange ability."
Miss Mi blinked with big eyes, "What about?"
"I have a photographic memory."
Wang Xiaoliu'er's eyes narrowed, "So, your half sheepskin is of little use to me!"
"Just brag! Why do I not believe it so much?"
Miss Mi looked up and down, "Just you? You have a photographic memory?"
"What, you don't believe it? If you don't believe it, let's make a bet!"
Wang Xiaoliuer smiled evilly, "You point at a few words on that sheepskin and see if I can tell what that word is?"
"real or fake?"
Miss Mi looked up and down, "Then what if you fail? What if you make a mistake?"
"I'll give you all the elixirs!"
Wang Xiaoliuer also turned around, "The question is, am I right? What should you do?"
"Then, then I'll let you kiss me!"
"Who cares!"
"Eh!"
Miss Mi was so angry that she jumped up and down, "What's wrong? You want to kiss me!"
"Kiss me in exchange for all my elixirs! That's not cost-effective!"
"Then what do you want!"
"You have to kiss for at least ten minutes, ahem, no, twenty minutes!"
"You think beautifully!"
Miss Mi's pretty face was slightly red, her big eyes were rolling around, "I don't want it! Just go and die!"
"Girl, don't mind if I say something!"
Wang Xiaoliu'er's eyes narrowed, he leaned forward, and then he imitated the lines on TV with excitement, "Once and twice, it's the same!"
"boom!"
Miss Mi was so angry that she kicked Wang Xiaoliu'er. Wang Xiaoliu'er pouted and didn't hide, "Why did you kick me?"
"You bastard, if I don't kick you, who will?"
"Just wait, you will regret this kick!"
"Threatening me? Am I afraid of you?"
Miss Mi smiled contemptuously, "You are a ninth-grade scumbag, how dare you challenge me, my sister? You probably don't know how to write the word "die"!"
"Stop talking nonsense, do you want to bet or not?"
"Let's bet, no one is afraid of you!"
Miss Mi thought for a while and picked up the sheepskin, "Fourth column, fifth word!"
"Qi."
"Twelfth in the eighth column!"
"body."
"The sixth in the thirteenth column!"
"escape."
"..."
Miss Mi was shocked. She looked at Wang Xiaoliuer like a monster, then lowered her head and said, "The fiftieth column, the first word!"
Wang Xiaoliu'er turned to look at Miss Mi, "It's just for fun, isn't it fun anymore?"
Miss Mi was stunned, "What's going on?"
"There are only forty-nine columns in total. They are written vertically. How can there be a fiftieth column!"
Miss Mi lowered her head, took a look, and then counted them one by one. After counting, she was shocked, "You, you! Did you really memorize it?! How do you know there are forty-nine columns in total?"
"There are tricks here."
Wang Xiaoliuer looked at Miss Mi faintly, "There is a passage in the Book of Changes, which says that the number of Dayan is fifty, and it is divided into forty and nine. Divide it into two to make two elephants, and hang one to make it.
The symbol is three, and it is divided into four to symbolize the four o'clock. The strange thing is that it is a leap, and it is a leap again at the age of five, so it is drawn again and then hung up. The sky is one and the earth is two, the sky is three and the earth is four, the sky is five and the earth is six, the sky is seven and the earth is eight
, Heaven is nine and Earth is ten. The number of heaven is five, the number of earth is five, and the five figures are in harmony with each other. The number of heaven is twenty, there are five, and the number of earth is thirty, and the number of heaven and earth is fifty, there are five. This is why ghosts and gods can change.
Also, the content written on the parchment was deliberately written in forty-nine columns, and the purpose was to coincide with the saying that "the number of Dayan is fifty, and the use of forty has nine", I could see it at a glance."
With a click, Wang Xiaoliu'er turned off the gas, turned to look at Miss Mi, and found that Miss Mi was staring blankly at Wang Xiaoliu'er, looking up and down, as if she was really looking at a monster.
"You know quite a lot, tell me, what is your education level?"
"I think I've graduated from elementary school."
"Go away! Do elementary school students know so much?"
"People with academic qualifications are mostly well-educated, but people without academic qualifications don't necessarily know nothing! Let me tell you this, many veterans in the antiques industry do not have academic qualifications.
It’s not high, but when it comes to playing with things, the details inside are very clear. Can you say that he is uneducated? He just has to specialize in the art.”
"If you say so, that's exactly what happened."
Miss Mi didn't defend herself and shook the half sheepskin angrily. At this moment, Wang Xiaoliuer turned around and hugged her shoulders, "Now, you lose, right? What did we say just now?"
?”
"Um?"
Miss Mi tilted her head, blinked her big eyes, and said cutely, "What are you talking about? I don't understand."
"Scamming again?"
"Ahem, that, um...this..."
"snort."
Wang Xiaoliu'er saw the way she was talking about him, shook his head, and didn't care much. He knew he wouldn't lose, and he was just teasing her. "It doesn't matter if you want to go back on your word, it's not a big deal! But
From now on, don’t be like this, you love to play but you can’t afford to lose, it’s so boring!”
Miss Mi's face became hot when she was told that, she pouted her little mouth and pinched her waist, "Who can't afford to lose! If you lose, you lose, and I didn't say I would default on my debt!"
After saying that, she walked up to Wang Xiaoliu'er with her hands behind her back. Even from a long distance away, she could hear Miss Mi's heartbeat. Although she tried her best to hide it, she looked nervous, and her chest
During the ups and downs, Wang Xiaoliu'er's eyes widened as he looked at her.
"No, don't you just want to kiss? It's like a big deal!"
Miss Mi gasped as she spoke, then stretched out her hands and put her arms around Wang Xiaoliu'er's neck. She was slightly shorter than Wang Xiaoliu'er. She mustered up the courage to move forward, but she didn't expect that Wang Xiaoliu'er had just freed up.
His two hands gently hugged Miss Mi's slender and strong waist, and at the same time, she turned slightly sideways and leaned closer.
The distance between the two people was getting closer and closer, and Miss Mi's heart beat harder, but Wang Xiaoliu'er was not anxious at all. Seeing Miss Mi's embarrassed look, he felt very happy, and he did not forget to whisper in her ear,
"Otherwise, don't force yourself! Call something nice and the matter will be settled!"
"Who, who is calling you something nice? Stop being so pretty!"
"Look at how nervous you are!"
"Who, who is nervous? I, I am not!"
Miss Mi was still anxious. She moved Wang Xiaoliu'er's head hard, raised her toes, and kissed Wang Xiaoliu'er hard as if she wanted to fight for her life. Then she took out her mobile phone and stared at him!
Wang Xiaoliu'er was so frightened that she was stunned. She thought to herself, "What are you doing? Are you going to start a fight?" Only later did she realize that she was looking at the time and counting the time!
Oh My God!
Wang Xiaoliu'er couldn't bear it any longer. His body was shaking and he couldn't hold back his laughter. Xiao Nizi didn't care about that and just stared at the time. At least ten seconds passed like this. Under Wang Xiaoliu'er's hands,
With a push, Miss Mi was startled. Before Miss Mi could understand what was going on, Wang Xiaoliu'er, who could be considered a veteran in this regard, had already turned from passive to active and began to guide her in a persuasive way.
Miss Zhumi should study carefully what the "kissing" thing is all about.
Miss Mi has never experienced this before. Even if she was kissed or bitten by Wang Xiaoliu'er before, it was just a formality. It was the first time she had such contact with a man at such a young age. Even Bingxue was smarter than her.
, for a moment, my mind went blank, and I didn’t know what to do. Fortunately, all this did not last too long. Soon, Miss Mi gradually understood the secret inside. The two of them hugged each other, and it seemed that
Much more harmonious.
After ten minutes, the two people separated.
Miss Mi turned her back, her face flushed, and she wiped her mouth with the back of her hand while protesting, "Now, it's okay now, I, I'm not the kind of person who doesn't mean what she says.
!”
Wang Xiaoliuer returned the smile of an old father and looked at her lovingly without saying a word.
"What are you looking at? Isn't it?"
Miss Mi raised her chin and drooped her eyelids, looking very cool.
Wang Xiaoliuer still didn't speak and continued to look at her with the eyes of an old father.
"Why do you think so of me? I'm telling you something serious!"
Miss Mi put her hands in her pockets, glanced at Wang Xiaoliu'er, and then turned around, with her back to Wang Xiaoliu'er.
I don’t know why, but when Wang Xiaoliu’er’s eyes met, Miss Mi became nervous for a while, and her speech became a little incoherent, “You, don’t think too much! I, I just want to
If you accept defeat in a bet, don’t push yourself too far!”
Wang Xiaoliuer raised his eyebrows, "What do you mean?"
"Just so you don't think too much!"
Miss Mi turned around and said, "Wang Xiaoliu'er, I'm warning you, don't think about it. If someone just, just, just, doesn't like you at all! There's not even a bit of it at all.
If I want to have a date with you, don’t be too arrogant!"
"What did I say about me?"
Wang Xiaoliu'er saw that she was nervous and didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He even reached out and rubbed the back of Miss Mi's head. Miss Mi stepped back in fright, then pinched her waist and glared, "You, what are you doing!"
"Look at how stupid you are, little girl!"
"You, you are just a little girl!"
"Okay, okay, you are not a little girl, you are a little girl, okay?"
Wang Xiaoliuer curled his lips, wrapped the medicine jar in a towel, and walked out. Miss Mi saw her and followed her, "Hey, you, why are you going?"
"I'll let these medicines dry for a while, what do you want?"
"I-I'm okay, I'm just asking."
Miss Mi pursed her lips, her big eyes flickered, and she walked behind Wang Xiaoliu'er with her hands behind her back. She was still shy, and Wang Xiaoliu'er looked up and down without making a sound, until she walked upstairs.
, put the medicine jar in the refrigerator, and then turned back.
"Why are you always following me like a follower?"
"Whoever follows you, I'm just along for the ride!"
"Tell me, what do you want?"
Wang Xiaoliuer sat down on the sofa. Miss Mi thought for a while, walked over, lay down on the back of the sofa, bared her teeth in a flattering manner, "Look, I let you kiss me, Dan."
Where is the medicine? Give me one! Just one!"
Miss Mi raised another finger.
Wang Xiaoliuer looked at the fool in his eyes.
"Wang Xiaoliu'er..."
Miss Mi hummed and walked around in front of Wang Xiaoliu'er. Wang Xiaoliu'er smiled ambiguously, hooked his fingers with Miss Mi, and whispered, "What's the reason? Why should I give you something so expensive?"
"You did that to me!"
"One code equals one code. Are these two different things?"
"Then, then, that's a big deal, just do it again."
Miss Mi groaned and picked her little hands, with her back to Wang Xiaoliu'er, but Wang Xiaoliu'er curled her lips and said, "How can it be so easy to think beautiful!"
"Wang Xiaoliu'er!"
Miss Mi stomped her feet angrily, turned around, and walked up to Wang Xiaoliu'er, clenching her fists and saying, "I'm warning you, don't push yourself too far! Believe it or not, you made me anxious, me! Me!"