Chen Lu looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er, who was carrying a small yellow leather bag, her big eyes blinking, looking curious.
Wang Xiaoliuer looked at him sideways, swaying his arms, hesitantly refusing to say anything.
Chen Lu looked a little angry when she saw that he was trying to hide something. She stood up and stamped her feet, pinching her waist and said, "Hey! I came all the way to help you and ask you such a little question.
You don’t even talk about trivial things! This is so uninteresting!”
"It's not that I don't want to say it, it's because I'm afraid you won't believe it."
Wang Xiaoliuer touched his nose and said, "Do you know what a turtle treasure is?"
"Hold the treasure? According to legend, there has always been a technique for stealing treasures through magic."
"No, it's not the holding treasure, it's the old turtle's turtle, the precious treasure."
"I don't know, I've never heard of that."
Chen Lu shook her head.
"Then you should know by now. The thing on the ground just now must be..."
"You mean, that thing is the treasure of the old turtle?"
"right."
Wang Xiaoliu'er nodded, "A long time ago, I read an ancient book, which was written by a person named Ji Xiaolan during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty. It contained a story, which probably said that Ji Xiaolan's mother was particularly fond of
Drinking turtle soup. Once when the old man was celebrating his birthday, he bought a very big turtle. He couldn’t kill it himself, so he invited a cook to stew meat for the old lady. The cook was very good at killing turtles.
He stepped on the old turtle's back with his foot, then stretched out the old turtle's head, and chopped off the old turtle's head with a knife. Unexpectedly, as soon as the old turtle's head fell off, a man fell out of his neck.
Little man, that
The little man, with his head and face, circled around the big turtle Diliu'er, and then quickly got into the old turtle's neck again. When everyone saw it, they were very surprised, and the cook used chopsticks to dig out, and as a result, he was crippled.
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With the power of two tigers, the little man was finally dug out, but the little man was already dead. He felt strange and didn't know what this thing was. He asked several people but couldn't explain it clearly. Later, some knowledgeable people
The man told him that this thing is called 'turtle treasure', and it is something that can only be found in the body of a thousand-year-old turtle! Unfortunately, when you find him, he is already dead. Otherwise, you can open a hole in your arm and
Put it in and use
If you feed this thing with your flesh and blood, you will gain a kind of magical power. Even the treasures buried very deep underneath can be seen by you at a glance! It's a pity that it is dead, otherwise with this hand
Why do you want to be a cook if you are capable? You have already become rich and happy! When the cook heard about it, he became angry. As a result, within a few days after returning home, he became more and more angry the more he thought about it, and finally depressed himself to death. "
"Where did you get this story? Why haven't I seen it before?"
Chen Lu was stunned for a moment after hearing this, obviously a little doubtful.
Seeing that she didn't believe it, Wang Xiaoliuer chuckled and said leisurely, "What the hell, do you think I made up a story for you?"
"That's not what I meant."
"I told you a long time ago, but you don't believe me even if I say it, so you don't want to say it at all! But if I don't say it, you say I'm not mean enough!"
"Hey, I told you, that's not what I meant! It's just that this story is too unbelievable!"
"I'm not sure if it's that thing, but when I saw it, I did think of it."
Wang Xiaoliuer touched his nose and said, "If that thing is really the legendary 'turtle treasure', it would be really valuable!"
"That's not true!"
Chen Lu also nodded, "It's a pity that he's still dead, but I actually think it's quite strange. Do you think that thing was born from the old turtle's body?"
"I think it's like a parasite, it should be hidden in the mouth of the old turtle."
Wang Xiaoliu'er said and shrugged, "In this world, there are many things that exist together, either parasitically or symbiotically. However, if that thing needs to be supported by flesh and blood, I think it is better.
The possibility of parasitism is higher."
"Then why didn't you stop them just now?"
"I didn't react! I hadn't seen it before, so I couldn't be sure at the time! By the time I looked more and more like it, it was already too late!"
"Then do you regret it now?"
"Regret? Not really."
The records in the ancient book appeared in Wang Xiaoliu'er's mind, and he sighed leisurely, "Even if that thing is really the legendary 'turtle treasure', I won't keep it for myself."
"Why is that?"
"Do you think that since turtle treasure can bring people money, there will be no side effects?"
Wang Xiaoliu'er shrugged, "Although people who know how to use that thing can be rich and wealthy throughout their lives, most of them will be slowly eaten away by parasitic things in their bodies. If your body and bones are okay, you can only live for ten or eight years. If your body and bones are not good,
Yes, there will be no more people in a few months! That’s scarier than the red and pink skull!”
"Red pink skull? Scoff."
When Chen Lu heard this, she burst into laughter, "You are the only one who knows what a pink skull is?"
"Then what don't you know?"
Wang Xiaoliuer smiled ambiguously, "Isn't that you?"
"I'm not."
Chen Lu curled up her little mouth and said, "I'm not qualified enough! If you want to be a pink skull, you have to destroy a few men! For example, like Li Hongxing'er! Or, for example, like Teacher Feng.
Damn it!"
"Hey, you mentioned this, what is your teacher Feng's name?"
"Feng Nan, what's wrong?"
Chen Lu looked up and down, "Why, do you like her?"
"No, no, I'm just curious."
"What are you curious about? Humph!"
Chen Lu hugged her shoulders and said, "I'm not trying to scare you. You'd better give up on that idea as soon as possible! I, Teacher Feng, am not an ordinary person! That is definitely not something that a gadget like you can control!"
"Who can I control? Not even you or I can control you, let alone others!"
"screw you!"
Chen Lu rolled her eyes at Wang Xiaoliuer and said, "I know Teacher Feng well. Although she looks quite dignified, in private, she is quite coquettish! This means that she has very high standards and most people look down on her.
Otherwise, I don’t know how many men would have been ruined by her!"
"I'm not very interested in her."
Wang Xiaoliuer clicked his tongue, "But, I am quite interested in that man."
"I'll go."
Chen Lu was stunned for a moment and looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er with strange eyes, "No, you..."
"Don't think too much about it, I mean, I think I've seen that man before."
"Have you seen him? Where?"
"He has been to our village. It seems that he is Zeng Laosan's boss. I didn't take a closer look at that person, but from the sound of his voice, he seems to be close to him."
"Really?"
Chen Lu was a little surprised, "Are you sure?"
"I'm not sure, that's why I asked you."
Wang Xiaoliu'er said, as if he remembered something, "Hey, I want to get acquainted with that man. Can you, Teacher Feng, help us get acquainted with him?"
"What are you going to do? You want to compete with Zeng Laosan for work!"
"I don't have that ability. I just want to recommend my ancestral secret recipe to him."
"What's the secret recipe handed down from our ancestors?"
"Ancestor's secret recipe for curing diseases."
"What disease is it curing?"
"Cure men's diseases."
"What's wrong with men?"
"Men can't suffer from that disease."
"Um?"
Chen Lu looked Wang Xiaoliu'er up and down with a surprised look on her face, "How do you know he's not good?"
"I……"
Wang Xiaoliuer blinked, "I can pinch and calculate."
"Come on! Who are you bluffing?"
Chen Lu saw that Wang Xiaoliuer was not serious and was amused, "Tell me the truth, how did you tell?"
"I can tell by looking at my face. I'm a Chinese medicine practitioner. I look, listen, and ask questions. Do you understand?"
"Really or not?"
Chen Lu looked very surprised and couldn't help but look up and down for a while, "Then show me, look at me, what's wrong with me?"
"Hey, I can't see anything else, but I can see a little bit."
"What did you see?"
"If I don't say anything, I'm afraid you'll hit me."
"Cut~"
When Chen Lu heard this, her face suddenly turned red and she didn't dare to ask further.
She was afraid that what Wang Xiaoliuer said was right, and she would be so embarrassed when the time came.
"I don't know how you saw it, but you did see it well."
Chen Lu grabbed the strap of her backpack with her hands and walked side by side to the station with Wang Xiaoliuer, "Mr. Feng, we chatted for a few words. From what he said, that man is really not very good! However, this is okay.
It’s no big deal, it’s normal! Think about it, with a woman like her by his side, who works like a juicer day after day, steaming people dry and boiling them down without stopping, what man can withstand it?
"
"That's what you said."
Wang Xiaoliuer didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I see, that woman looks quite dignified and elegant. Why do you think she looks like that?"
"Didn't I tell you? She seems to be honest, but secretly she's so evil!"
"Then how do you know?"
"What don't I know? How many years have we known each other? She used to run a dance school and I took lessons from her. At that time, she was much wilder than she is now. That boyfriend changed in a few days.
One by one, all of them look like thieves are fierce, but after thinking about it, after so many times, it seems that none of them satisfy her. In this way and that, it just doesn't work.
Later, we were joking in private and asked her what kind of man would satisfy her. Guess what? She told us little girls that if we want to find a man, we need one of two things.
, let you live comfortably, or let you play comfortably. If you have one of the two, it's almost the same. If you have both, that's good luck, don't hesitate, just get it done."
"I can understand what it means to let her live comfortably, as long as she has money and face. But what does it mean to have fun and be comfortable? I don't understand."
"Tsk, what's wrong with that?"
Chen Lu curled her lips and said, "In her words, it's just a few numbers."
Wang Xiaoliuer looked at her with one big eye and the other small, "How many numbers? What do you mean?"
"Don't you understand this? You must be a fool!"
Chen Lu rolled her eyes at Wang Xiaoliuer, her face flushed slightly, "You fool, you want to go!"