"I'm stupid and can't coax people. It's okay if I put in some effort, but you won't give me a chance."
Wang Xiaoliu'er said, spreading his hands bitterly and looking at Chen Lu.
Look at Chen Lu again, standing next to Wang Xiaoliu'er, her face flushed.
She stretched out her hand, went straight to Wang Xiaoliu'er and pinched her. She kept saying, "You can't do anything, you're the first pornographic person! Why, if you don't make others busy, I think you don't want to give up."
of!"
"You're still talking about it! You're telling me, can you wear jeans that are not so tight? These long legs are dangled in front of me, and they make me angry!"
"Haha, look at your potential! Just now, you are angry? Then if I ask you to go to college tomorrow, you will still be angry?"
"Is the university that good?"
"Nonsense! Those slim waists and long legs are all there! Especially for some majors, let alone that!"
"Really? I don't believe it. There is someone better looking than you."
"You know something, there must be some, but it's really not many."
Chen Lu put her hands in her pockets, feeling a little proud, "Anyway, sister, I was also one of the top ten school beauties."
"laugh."
Wang Xiaoliuer smiled.
"Why are you laughing? You don't believe me?"
"That's not true."
Wang Xiaoliuer coughed dryly, "I just find it interesting. It seems that every good-looking girl likes to say that she is the school beauty or something like that."
"What, what does this mean? Someone told you?"
"No, no."
"Come on! There must be!"
Chen Lu thought for a while and suddenly raised her eyebrows, "You're not talking about Li Hongxing'er, right?"
"Li Hongxing'er?"
"I can't think of anyone else besides her."
"How can Li Hongxing'er still be the school beauty?"
"She also went to college and is a talented woman."
Chen Lu curled her lips, "It's a pity that she was born at the wrong time. She was tricked by her parents, and they were tricked very hard. However, there is nothing that can be done about it. In fact, it is her own fault. She is still too young.
Otherwise, we wouldn’t be able to take advantage of Zeng Laosan.”
Wang Xiaoliuer blinked on the side and saw that Chen Lu also knew a lot about Li Hongxing'er. However, this was not surprising. Chen Lu and Li Hongxing'er had a very good relationship and had a common language. Just imagine, his own man
It's not good for them to talk about such a very private topic, they must be very close in private.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but smile bitterly, "That Zeng Laosan is also quite unlucky! Sometimes, I even feel a little pitiful for him."
"Pitiful?"
"There's a beautiful woman sleeping under the covers, but I can't do anything. I'm so anxious about doing it, won't I get angry?"
"Oh, you said this."
Chen Lu sighed, "Now this guy, when he was young, he played so hard that his body collapsed early. Things like him are so common that I don't even think it's a big deal."
"Then, if your boyfriend is like him, can you follow him?"
"Come on, I kicked him into the ditch a long time ago!"
Chen Lu looked disgusted, "As a man, he doesn't have the most basic abilities, so what's the use of him? Then how about I find a good sister to live with?"
"That too."
Wang Xiaoliuer smiled bitterly and sat on the bridge opening, swinging his arms. Chen Lu saw him, walked over and squeezed him with her calf, "Hey, let me ask you a serious question, are you sure about Feng Nan?
?”
"How do I put it? Seventy to eighty percent."
Wang Xiaoliu'er stared at a large gourd-shaped water surface in front of him and clucked his lips, "If she comes, I will go over and talk to her. At worst, I will give her two pills and let her go back and try them."
If you think it works, take the next step; if you think it doesn’t work, then think of other ways.”
"Are you confident in your elixir?"
"certainly."
Wang Xiaoliu'er nodded, "In the past, it was given to the emperor in the palace."
"But since ancient times, few emperors have lived long."
"Of course, let alone men, women can't stand it! Just think about it, as soon as it gets dark, a hundred gentlemen will be waiting for you in the backyard! I won't squeeze you dry.
, even if you don’t give up, how can you withstand it if it’s you?”
"Get out of my way!"
Chen Lu laughed and scolded, "Why is it that when something comes out of your mouth, it's so, so, weird?"
"That's what it is."
Wang Xiaoliuer still looked disgusted, "It means that there are only exhausted cows and no damaged fields, but this kind of thing is not absolute!"
"You're right about that."
Chen Lu also sat on the edge of the bridge hole with Wang Xiaoliu'er, "I used to have a classmate who was a girl, and she died because of this."
"Dead?"
"Um."
Chen Lu nodded, "There's a pretty little girl in my dormitory. I dated someone online before, and then I fell in love. The man said he was so handsome. They fell in love at first sight and got together, but it didn't work out.
I think she died in the hotel the next day. At that time
, I remember very clearly during the autopsy. At that time, it was said that the woman's abdomen suffered a blunt external force impact, which caused a sudden increase in the pressure gradient in the thoracoabdominal cavity, causing the weak left diaphragm to rupture, pleural hemorrhage, and eventually respiratory and circulatory dysfunction.
Obstacle death'."
Chen Lu said, curling her lips, "Later, we did some research in class, and the teacher said that that man is indeed a bit evil. You won't meet someone like him in decades."
"What happened to the man in the end?"
"He was caught. At first, the public prosecuted him for intentional homicide, but later he was convicted of manslaughter and sentenced to two years. This matter is particularly amazing. Everyone is talking about it. Although there is no evidence, it seems that the man,
It must have been an overdose, otherwise it wouldn't be possible for him to be as careless as an animal."
"Oh my god, that's so scary."
Wang Xiaoliuer grinned, "That is to say, if a man is not very good, he will be disliked. If a man is too good, he must be extra careful?"
"That's not, like this, an exception."
Chen Lu curled her lips and said, "Generally speaking, as long as it's not too extreme, there should be no problem. The big deal is, just communicate with the girls more. How can they be like that? Are they really going to die? Are they male?
The one who has never seen a woman, or the one who has never seen a man?”
After Chen Lu finished speaking, she curled her lips with disdain.
She turned her head and saw Wang Xiaoliu'er sitting aside in a daze. She couldn't help but pat him gently, "Hey, what are you thinking about?"
"ah?"
Wang Xiaoliuer blinked hurriedly, "What did you say?"
"Hey, what were you thinking about just now? You were distracted!"
"Ah, nothing."
Wang Xiaoliu touched his nose, "I'm wondering if I can think of a way to narrow the gap between me and ordinary people."
"Tsk, what are you thinking about?"
Chen Lu chuckled, "You said this, why do you deserve a beating so much?"
"What's going on?"
"It's nothing, I just need a beating."
Chen Lu pouted her little mouth and said, "Stop thinking blindly. It doesn't even matter to you."
"real?"
Wang Xiaoliuer also looked at Chen Lu cutely.
Chen Lu was amused, "You must be an idiot! Anyway, I don't know about others, but a woman like Li Hongxing'er won't be able to walk even if she sees you!"
"You seem to have a strong opinion on Li Hongxing'er."
"It's not that I have an opinion, it's that I understand."
After Chen Lu finished speaking, she curled her lips and said, "However, this is nothing, it's just human nature! Put yourself in her shoes, if we changed places, maybe I wouldn't be as good as her!"
After finishing speaking, Chen Lu blushed slightly. Wang Xiaoliuer smiled on the side. He raised his hand, gently put his arm around Chen Lu's shoulders, and turned his head. Chen Lu stretched out her hand and pushed him away.
He said, "Go aside!"
"What's wrong~"
"No! I'm annoying you!"
Chen Lu got up and was about to leave. Wang Xiaoliu'er quickly got up and followed. Before the two of them came out from under the bridge hole, Wang Xiaoliu'er couldn't help but hold Chen Lu back.
Chen Lu turned around and raised her eyebrows in confusion, but Wang Xiaoliuer gently pulled her and pushed her under the bridge pier.
"What do you want to do?"
Chen Lu crossed her shoulders and raised her eyebrows.
"Nothing else, I just want to get to know Sister Chen Lu in depth."
"Go away~"
Chen Lu laughed and cursed, turned to leave, but was stopped by Wang Xiaoliu'er. Seeing the guy's anxious look, Chen Lu pursed her lips and smiled. She stretched out her hand and put her arms on Wang Xiaoliu'er.
On Er's shoulder, "Are you a dog? You don't have enough to eat? Everyone is like that and you're still not satisfied?"
"It's not that."
Wang Xiaoliuer raised his eyebrows, his eyes were quite gentle, "I don't like to owe others, you are so good to me, I have to repay you, right?"
"How to repay?"
"You tell me how to repay you, so I will repay you."
"Humph~little gadget~"
Chen Lu muttered and wanted to leave again, but Wang Xiaoliuer pulled her back and hugged her directly.
He lifted Chen Lu's small hips with a gentle push of his hand, picked her up and placed her on the beam under the bridge pier on one side.
Wang Xiaoliu'er was not in a hurry. He supported the upper half of his body with both hands and leaned over with a smile. The look in his eyes made Chen Lu feel embarrassed. She quickly turned her head away and said, "Big pervert, what are you doing again?"
In this case, I will ignore you!"
"I haven't done anything yet, so I'm just a big pervert?"
"You! What else do you want to do?"
"Nothing to do. Like you said, when asking for help, you have to show some sincerity!"
"Then, if you say that, do you mean that you will agree to whatever I ask you to do?"
"It depends on what you want me to do."
"Kiss me."
"Okay!"
Wang Xiaoliuer made a move to kiss her, but Chen Lu put her hand in front of her face and turned her head away.
Wang Xiaoliuer was stunned, "What are you doing? Don't you want to kiss me?"
"I...I...I asked you to kiss me, but...I didn't...I didn't...ask you to kiss me..."
As soon as these words came out, Wang Xiaoliuer was obviously taken aback.
But after a brief period of confusion, Wang Xiaoliuer understood.
He didn't say anything, just curled his lips and smiled.
Those little eyes were so wonderful that Chen Lu's cheeks were so hot that she even shrank her neck and didn't dare to look at him.
But she was still stubborn, and she didn't forget to take off her white shoes and kick him on the shoulder, "Look, look, what are you looking at! Look again! Look again and I'll pluck out your eyeballs!"
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