When Wang Xiaoliuer heard this, he blinked and looked at Feng Nan with a cute look on his face, "How can I reward you?"
"That's up to you. How do you want me to reward you? It's up to you."
"Ahem."
Wang Xiaoliuer couldn't help but feel a little excited, and laughed naively, "I won't tell you!"
"What?"
"I told you, you'll get beaten easily!"
"Hey, look at your virtue! Even if you don't tell me, I know what you want!"
After Feng Nan finished speaking, he glanced at Wang Xiaoliu'er. Seeing Wang Xiaoliu'er acting curious, he curled his lips again and said, "This man, no matter how big or small, has two things, one is money and the other is a woman, except
This is also a bit different, but it’s not at the forefront.”
"Then what do you think of me?"
"You have a lot of both, but I think you should be more enthusiastic about the latter."
Feng Nan smiled ambiguously, "Tell me, what do you want? If you want money, just make a price. If you want a woman, sister, I will find you a young and beautiful one!"
"Young and beautiful?"
Wang Xiaoliuer blinked, "Like Chen Lu?"
"Hehe, you let it slip! I knew you were having an affair with Chen Lu!"
"No, no."
Wang Xiaoliuer waved his hand quickly, "I mean, what you are looking for for me is like that."
"Yes, maybe a little bit worse, Lulu may not be as beautiful as she is."
"That's great!"
Wang Xiaoliuer quickly waved his hand, "I don't like that."
"What's going on?"
"What's the point of having a front without a front and a back without a back!"
"Hey, the gadget is not big, but the taste is quite high! Then tell me! What do you want?"
"I won't tell."
"Why don't you say it?"
"I'm afraid you'll hit me."
"Why should I hit you? Just tell me."
"Then I said it."
Wang Xiaoliuer coughed dryly, "Actually, I really don't like those vulgar and powdery things! I just like the kind of people with fair skin, good looks and good temperament! Like Sister Feng Nan!"
"laugh."
Feng Nan was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.
She grinned and gave Wang Xiaoliuer a dumbfounded look, "No, is it really okay for you to be like this?"
"What's wrong?"
"Hey, I noticed that you, little kid, are not big, but your ambitions are not small! What do you mean, what do you mean by this, are you targeting my sister? Hey, are you not giving my sister a lot of work?
You can’t even sleep?”
"Hey, it depends on what you said."
Wang Xiaoliuer lowered his head and fiddled with his little hands, "I have absolutely no intention of blasphemy towards you, I just love you."
"Adoration."
"Adoration."
Wang Xiaoliuer took a deep breath, "Actually, I also know that someone like me is not worthy of you. However, it is guiltless to like someone, don't you think so?"
"Huh, I believe you, you idiot!"
Feng Nan was very happy to be praised, and she pursed her lips happily.
The feeling of being able to conquer a handsome boy with her own charm is not unfamiliar to her, but the feeling of satisfaction is still indescribable. Even Feng Nan knows that she is in her thirties this year and is younger than Wang.
Liu'er is at least ten years older! It's impossible for the two of them!
"You don't call it admiration, you know? You call it greed."
Feng Nan looked like she understood very well, and she did understand very well, "You say it's admiration, but in fact, you're not greedy for my body?"
"Hey, how do you know?"
Wang Xiaoliuer bared his teeth and smiled.
"When you came out of the elevator, you kept peeking at me. What don't I know? Huh, I've seen a lot of gadgets like yours. I'm not bragging to you. I just took a quick look.
I just know what’s going on in your little kid’s head!”
"Really?"
"Then look!"
"Then tell me, what am I thinking about now?"
Wang Xiaoliuer raised an eyebrow and smiled evilly. Feng Nan rolled her eyes at him and said, "Do you even need me to tell you?"
After saying that, he raised his other hand and held the steering wheel, "However, I still have to remind you, give up on this idea as soon as possible! Sister, I am not something you can control! There are some things, I want to
Just think about it! Do you understand?"
"I know."
Wang Xiaoliu'er nodded, "Actually, I'm not helping you entirely for you, I'm also doing it for myself. I'm helping you here, but if you turn around and I can't get the medicine you want, I'll turn around and turn around.
There is no room for relaxation."
"What does this mean?"
Feng Nan was stunned, "What, you can't handle that pill? I'm going to tell you the ugly story first, if you can't handle it, I won't listen to you!"
"I can handle it, probably."
Wang Xiaoliuer touched his nose and said, "But there are unforeseen circumstances, and there are some things that I can't do just because of what I think. Don't you think so? I think that if I really can't do it, Sister Feng Nan can't do it."
I won’t make things difficult for you!”
"Stop doing this with me!"
Feng Nan curled up her little mouth and glanced sideways at Wang Xiaoliu'er, "You have to know that for you and your cousin, I gave away such a big project! Now that you say you can't do it, what were you doing?
?Since I invested, I have to get what I deserve! I’m not trying to scare you. If you slip up at the critical moment, you’ll be in good hands!”
"Will you find someone to beat me up?"
"What's the point of beating you? If I don't castrate you, my surname won't even be Feng!"
"Oh my god."
Wang Xiaoliuer looked disgusted, "There's something, I'm actually quite strange."
"What's going on?"
"I'm just curious."
"What are you curious about?"
"I'm curious, why do you good-looking women like to say this?"
"What to say?"
"If you dare to be serious, I will castrate you!"
"laugh."
Feng Nan glanced at Wang Xiaoliu'er leisurely, "What, who else has said this to you?"
"Ahem, this..."
Wang Xiaoliuer quickly touched his nose and pretended not to hear. When Feng Nan saw it, he couldn't help but become curious, "Hey, let me ask you something! How do you know that eel is poisonous?"
"I read it in a book."
"Then, how do you know that there is another one in the pool in my hotel that is the same as the previous one?"
"Because I saw it."
"Did you see it? But, according to my observation, that eel looked no different from other eels before it was put into the pot! Why can you see it right away?"
"Because when I went downstairs, I saw an eel poking in the water."
Wang Xiaoliu'er stretched out a finger and pointed at it, "It was looking at the lamp hanging above the pool. It stuck its head in the water, standing straight like a stick! It's like an ordinary eel.
Fish don’t have this ability!”
"Light? You mean, that LED light?"
"right."
Wang Xiaoliu'er nodded, "Do you know what another name is for the bone eel?"
"What?"
"Moon-looking eel."
Wang Xiaoliuer wrote out of thin air, "Looking at the moon, looking up at the moon. I have seen records of this thing in ancient books. It is said that in the Qing Dynasty, there was a great talent named Ji Xiaolan who was working as a local official.
When I was a child, I met a woman. The woman was accused of poisoning her husband. But when Ji Xiaolan asked about it, she found out that this woman and him
The husband who died had always been respectful to each other and had a good relationship. Looking at the woman's face, he didn't look like someone who could do such a thing. After several investigations, he felt more and more that there was something fishy about this matter, so he asked the woman,
How did his husband die? What did they eat at night? The woman said that her husband came back late and was hungry, so she cooked an eel for him.
I didn't eat anything else. When Mr. Ji heard this, he asked people to buy all the eels that could be bought nearby, many of them together. When he looked carefully, he found that the eels were densely packed in the basin.
But there was a fish that stuck its head out among the fish pile and looked at the moon in the sky in a daze. As soon as someone came near, it disappeared. After a while, it came back. He was a famous and talented man.
, I read all kinds of ancient books, and suddenly I remembered that it seemed to be recorded in the ancient books that there was a kind of eel that was extremely big and liked to eat rotten dead cats and dogs. Therefore, it was highly poisonous in the body, and whoever ate it would die.
!So, he concluded that the woman most likely accidentally cooked this kind of eel for the man to eat, and then poisoned the man to death. In other words, the woman was wrongly accused."
"Is that really what happened?"
"I said, this is an inference. He told his own inference, but after hearing this, the villagers were very unconvinced. They said that we have been eating eels for thousands of years, why haven't we heard about it?
, can eating eels poison people to death? Let’s talk about Jida
You must be sick. You must be interested in a woman's beauty and want to favor her! You know, Ji Xiaolan, the bachelor of Ji, is really a bit irregular in history. He has two hobbies in his life. One is
Reading, one thing is to have sex with women."
"Fuck women? Are you a pervert?"
Feng Nan was very surprised, "How is that possible!"
"How is that impossible? It is clearly recorded in the history books. The original text of the history books says so."
Wang Xiaoliu'er pointed and said eloquently, "Ji Wendagong said that he was a wild monster who turned around. He used meat as food, had no grain of rice in his mouth, and kept several women in his house every day. The five drums are like once in the morning, once at home, and once at noon.
, once in the evening, come
Sleeping once. Indispensable. This sentence probably means that Ji Xiaolan never eats rice, only meat. At the same time, he is also very lustful. He does that with women every morning, morning, noon, afternoon and before going to bed.
"
"Really or not, there is something wrong with him..."
"There must be something wrong."
Wang Xiaoliu'er nodded, "Because, history books also record that once Emperor Qianlong summoned this Ji Xiaolan to discuss something. There were many things at the time, so he asked him not to go home and stayed in the palace for two days. As a result,
In the past two days, Mr. Ji has been so depressed that he said that his eyes were red and his cheeks were as red as
Huo. Qianlong was shocked when he saw it, and said, Hey, what's wrong with you? Ji Xiaolan couldn't hold it in anymore, so he told the truth. When Qianlong heard that Ji Xiaolan wanted a woman, he laughed and rewarded two palace maids.
He, as a result, as soon as Mr. Ji got through that, he was as good as before."
"..."
Feng Nan blushed when she heard this, but she couldn't help but believe Wang Xiaoliu'er's words, which were based on scriptures.
She didn't want to waste any more time on this matter, so she quickly coughed and said, "This, that's it for now, you, you should talk about the resolution of the case!"
"Where did I just say that?"
"Those people suspect that Master Ji has fallen in love with that woman, and want to favor her!"
"Yes, those people think so! When Ji Xiaolan heard this, he was afraid that people would poke his spine, so he asked people to buy all the eels that could be bought nearby. At that time, there were tens of thousands of eels.
We were all together, so we all watched from a distance, and we actually saw an eel stretching its neck to look at the moon! However, no one can catch this eel. As soon as you pass by, it will be gone, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.
It can be distinguished that later this person
Mr. Ji had an idea, so he asked someone to bring in several pots and separate the eels. If there was a moon-watching eel in any pot, he would divide the fish in that pot into various pots again, and divided them many times in succession.
After that, a
There was only one fish in the basin, and when it poked its head out, it was concluded that it was it. As a result, the guards went over, killed the eel, and fed it to the dog. After the dog ate the eel, it not only died, but also turned into a human being.
The pool is full of blood."
"Turn into a puddle of blood?"
"That's what the book says, but it may be an exaggeration."
Wang Xiaoliuer shrugged, "But the general meaning is this."
"Then, how do you know that mung bean powder can make the eel jump out of the water?"
"this……"
Wang Xiaoliuer blinked.
He hesitated.
He didn't want to say it.
He can't say that I read it from an ancient book that my grandfather kept!
If this was said, it might cause a lot of trouble!
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoliuer touched his nose and said, "I won't tell you!"
"Oh, you are so stingy! What a big deal, and you still keep it a secret!"
"Let me say, that's okay, but there's a condition."
"What's the condition?"
"Kiss me and I'll tell you."
"roll!"
Feng Nan reached out and pinched Wang Xiaoliu'er's thigh, pinching Wang Xiaoliu'er so hard that he almost flew out!
"Oh, it hurts!"
"Nonsense, why pinch you if it doesn't hurt!"
Feng Nan rolled her eyes at Wang Xiaoliuer and said, "If you act like a hooligan with me again in the future, I will pinch you!"
"Whoever acted like a hooligan, I just told him and he didn't do anything."
"It's impossible even if you have that intention!"
"cut."
Wang Xiaoliuer curled his lips and groaned, saying in his heart that if you don't come here, sooner or later you will fall into my hands!
Feng Nan looked at Wang Xiaoliuer's dissatisfied look and giggled, "By the way, there's one thing I want to ask you! Just now, you went out with Mr. Wang and the others, didn't you mean that all three of Mr. Wang and the others were there?
Sick?"
"Yes."
"Then, what disease do they have?"
"Flower disease."
"Is it serious?"
"It's not serious, but it's difficult to treat and it's contagious."
"Then, can you cure that disease?"
"Why do you ask?"
Wang Xiaoliuer was slightly startled and looked up and down, "Don't tell me that you are still having an affair with that Mr. Wang!"
"Get out of here!"
When Feng Nan heard this, she was very angry, "Who do you think I am? I'm afraid."
"What are you afraid of?"
"I'm afraid, those men always hang out together and mess around. Don't let the infection get to me again!"
"That's impossible to say."
Wang Xiaoliuer must have known that Feng Nan didn't have that problem, but he still pretended to be very worried, "If it really happens, it will be troublesome! I'm most afraid that it won't be obvious at the beginning. If I don't check it carefully, I will take it.
Not allowed."
"examine?"
Feng Nan was stunned and blinked his big eyes, "How to check?"
"you guess."
"Hmph, little gadget..."
Feng Nan curled up her little mouth and raised her eyebrows with a smile, "Do you want to see a doctor, or do you want to see me~"