Chapter 155 You are humiliating me (for the beaten sister Yu 5)
Behind the restaurant.
Zhao Sanfu leaned against the wall and Yang Xuan squatted.
"The imperial concubine and the empress are fighting openly and secretly. It's a whirlpool. You'd better stay away." Zhao Sanfu warned.
But without the imperial concubine, who can I rely on in the court? Yang Xuan laughed, "I am in northern Xinjiang, and the whirlpool is far away from me!"
Zhao Sanfu was about to go back, "By the way, I almost forgot something."
"What's the matter?"
Yang Xuan stood up and patted his butt.
Zhao Sanfu walked up to him and whispered: "You look so pretty, remember, you must be firm when facing a woman's temptation."
Yang Xuan was puzzled.
"I haven't eaten meat yet!"
"Women like young men like you who don't eat meat the most."
"Who are you worried about?"
"Concubine."
Yang Xuan gestured at him with the middle finger he saw on TV.
"Be careful and be strong-willed."
"My will is as strong as iron."
"That's nonsense. A pure young man like you has one spot on your body that's like iron."
"where?"
"Three inches below the navel!"
Yang Xuan stretched out his hand three inches below his navel and cursed: "Fuck!"
…
"drink wine!"
In the brothel, Liang Jing raised his glass.
Sitting opposite was Jiang Di, a member of Zhongshushe.
Jiang Di smiled and raised his glass, "Please."
The two of them exchanged cups, and the female prostitute beside them, Hong Xiu, added wine. They were so happy.
The two had known each other for a while, and Jiang Di, who was having trouble with his official career, was only reserved when faced with the solicitation of his 'uncle', and then he was willing to do everything for the imperial concubine.
"I will talk to you about your matter later." Liang Jing smiled reservedly.
"Thank you very much." Jiang Di raised his glass, "I will just give you orders from now on."
Liang Jing shook his head in displeasure.
Jiang Di was startled, then smiled and said: "We will be a family from now on."
"Ha ha ha ha!"
The two wine glasses clinked together gently.
Ding!
In the next room, the old thief didn't ask for a female prostitute. He said he was waiting for someone, so he sat alone in the room.
However, the sound never ceases.
"Mr. Lang, how are you?"
"What's wrong with me?"
"Mr. Sir, why don't you have a glass of wine?"
"What do you mean? Impatient?"
"How dare you, slave?"
…
Wang Laoer squatted outside the brothel, with a dull expression on his gray face, and followed the old thief's instructions and looked at the thighs of the female prostitutes inside.
What’s so good about thighs?
Looking at the white thighs, Wang Laoer couldn't help but think of fat sheep, and his saliva almost flowed out.
"Pervert!" A female prostitute escorted the customer out. Seeing Wang Lao Er's appearance, she said contemptuously, then twisted her waist and went in, "Ouch! Isn't this Wang Langjun? Wang Langjun hasn't been here for a long time? What?
I have no guests today. What? Make the same mistakes as your predecessors? Today I will never let you make the same mistakes as your predecessors."
After Liang Jing and Jiang Di came out arm in arm, Wang Laoer followed quietly.
Later, the old thief came out and wandered outside Pingkangfang, where he found a carriage.
Yang Xuan was in the carriage.
The writing of Datang is also good and subtle.
"Mr. Lang!"
Yang Xuan did not open the car curtain, "How?"
"As expected, we hooked up."
"good!"
The old thief sat on the shaft, gently lifted the reins, and the carriage drove away slowly.
I met Wang Laoer halfway.
"Liang Jing has entered the palace."
"This is seeking death!"
Yang Xuan was speechless.
…
Liang Jing went to the palace to see the imperial concubine.
"Drinking?"
The imperial concubine frowned, "You should do some serious things outside."
"How can those things be improper?" Liang Jing burped, and when he saw his sister holding her nose, he took a step back, "The Jiang Di I told you about last time is from Zhongshushe, and now he is considered appropriate, Amei,
If you tell His Majesty earlier, it will at least give you a boost in foreign affairs."
The imperial concubine stretched out her hand and flapped it in front of her nose, "Have you checked this person?"
"Are you still worried about what I'm doing? I've checked and found that there's no back-up, so when I got to Zhongshushe, I couldn't get in, and I wasted a lot of years."
"That's good. I'll talk to Erlang later when he comes."
"Will Your Majesty blame you?"
"Won't."
The imperial concubine looked around, and after Jiao Li led the people out, she said: "The queen is the daughter of the Yang family, and the crown princess is the daughter of the Chunyu family. I am left alone and helpless. You have to know..."
The imperial concubine said softly: "Your Majesty is not satisfied with them, so he honors me everywhere. But what is the use of honor? If no one outside the court speaks for me, it will be in vain. So do you understand why you have become so successful?"
"Let there be someone behind you so that you can fight with them." Liang Jing nodded, "Your Majesty, do you want to sit on the mountain and watch the fight between tigers?"
"Vulgar!" the imperial concubine said angrily, "This is Your Majesty's concern."
"Oh oh oh! I know."
"Go back quickly."
"Well, by the way, Jiang Di needs to be dealt with urgently, otherwise he will think that our actions have no weight."
"I know, please go back and stop drinking."
"I see, women are trouble!"
After drinking in broad daylight, Liang Jing felt sleepy and yawned when he left the palace.
"Jiang Sheren!"
Jiang Di happened to be outside the palace. When he saw him, he smiled and said: "I just happened to be here to do something. What are you..."
"Your business is settled." Liang Jing knew that his family's foundation was too weak and he had to establish prestige for the imperial concubine. "Don't worry, His Majesty will know about your virtue later."
The two of them smiled at each other, and Jiang Di whispered: "Tell me, Madam, I am deeply grateful."
Liang Jing snorted softly.
"Wrong, one family, one family."
Jiang Di handed over and walked away.
Liang Jing got on his horse and met Yang Xuan not far away.
"Brother Liang, where are you going?"
"Go home and sleep."
Yang Xuan glanced at Jiang Di's back and asked, "That was Jiang Sheren before?"
"You know him too?"
"Of course I know you."
Liang Jing wanted to win over Yang Xuan, so he showed off smoothly: "He is a knowledgeable person. No, I just went to the empress to say good things for him, and I'm waiting for him to become famous later."
The Liang brothers and sisters have no background, so they rely on Liang Jing's experience in mixed society to win over people.
How to win over the younger brother in a mixed society?
Power, that is, power.
Being able to fight means that the emperor has great trust.
There is no shortage of these concubines, so Liang Jing is not nagging, and uses his future to seduce them as soon as he gets started.
Follow the empress and eat some meat!
Yang Xuan's expression changed drastically, "Is it him?"
"What? Something wrong?"
"Absolutely inappropriate!"
Yang Xuan said hurriedly: "Hurry back and tell the empress that this matter is inappropriate and cannot be told to His Majesty."
"Zitai, you..." Liang Jing was stunned.
"Brother Liang, can you trust me?"
"Of course I believe it." Liang Jing said with a look of brotherly love.
You will see the devil if you believe it... If the imperial concubine is not half of his thigh, and Cao Ying needs Liang Jing's help for promotion, Yang Xuan will definitely sit back and watch, "Brother Liang, do you remember that I was a bad handsome man in Wannian County?"
"Remember." Liang Jing was a little impatient.
"I met Jiang Di before."
"with who?"
"He Huan!"
Liang Jing frowned, "He Huan from the He family?"
"right."
"Zitai, are you mistaken?" Liang Jing said with a smile: "Jiang Di's career has not been smooth in recent years because he has no one behind him. If he is from the He family, why is he like this?"
"I don't tell jokes."
Liang Jing was half convinced and half doubtful.
"What the hell am I going to do to feed you?" Yang Xuan couldn't help but get angry when he saw that Lao Cao's promotion was gone and half of his thigh was about to fly off.
"Have you told your Majesty?"
"Probably not yet."
"Can you take it slow then?"
"good!"
Liang Jing patted him on the shoulder and immediately entered the palace again.
"He's family?"
"Yes, I don't know if it's true or not."
"Just postpone it for now."
Liang Jing smiled and said: "Maybe he saw it wrong."
The imperial concubine said: "It won't be a problem if you wait for two days."
The third day.
Liang Jing is still hungover.
"Mr. Lang!"
The servants at home kicked in the door and desperately woke him up.
"If your mother's life is not at stake, I will hang you in front of your house to dry."
Liang Jing rubbed his eyes, feeling dizzy.
"There is a censor impeaching Jiang Di."
"Um!"
Liang Jing was mostly awake, "What's the reason?"
"Corruption."
"..."
He was confused and felt a little sad to lose a human hand. Then he became excited.
"When did you become corrupt?"
"Just yesterday."
The servant was surprised to see Liang Jing trembling all over.
"Lang Jun, the censor even impeached you! He said that you are Jiang Di's backer, but this is referring to Sang and Huai! No, this is to incriminate... As soon as you hear this, you will know that you are referring to the empress!"
"Brothers!"
"Brothers!"
Liang Jing trembled all over, "Damn it, thank you for my good brother, otherwise I would have been in danger! Zitai, you are my biological brother!"
How could Jiang Di's eyesight be so shallow? To engage in corruption at the critical moment of promotion is not stupidity, but stupidity. If he was stupid, how could Jiang Di be a middle school student?
There is only one possibility.
"This bitch is just a trap, trying to bury A-mei and me!"
In the palace, the imperial concubine was also shocked.
"Has Yang Xuan ever married a wife?"
"Not yet." Jiao Li's heart trembled.
The imperial concubine covered her forehead and said, "What a loyal young man. Remember to remind me when you look back and reward him."
"yes."
A chamberlain came in.
"Your Majesty, there are censors outside who are impeaching Da Langjun, saying that Da Langjun is Jiang Di's backer."
"Nonsense!" The imperial concubine's pretty face was slightly cold.
The chamberlain said: "But the Dalang Lord and Jiang Di have been very close recently."
The imperial concubine said with a cold face, "That's clinging. Why did the eldest brother ever pay attention to him?!"
"Your Majesty is here."
The imperial concubine stretched out her hand to rub her eyes, then stood up, staggered over and knelt down.
Choking and saying:
"Your Majesty, my concubine's crime cannot be forgiven."
The emperor who came in was surprised, "Why is Hongyan like this?"
"Your Majesty," the imperial concubine said, "The eldest brother has recently gotten acquainted with Jiang Di, who is from Zhongshushe, and he thought that this person could help me. The day before yesterday, the eldest brother came to the palace and asked me to speak kindly to Jiang Di for Your Majesty. I scolded him.
, said how can one use a public weapon for personal use... I didn’t expect that someone would impeach Dalang today..."
The emperor snorted coldly, "I wonder why those people impeached Jiang Di today and brought Liang Jing with them. This is a trap. Most of the people who can pull off such a trap are from over there. Interesting, here comes someone!"
Jiang Di was probably a chess piece over there. Throwing this chess piece buried the concubine, the queen and the entire family and made a huge profit.
"His Majesty!"
Han Shitou came in.
The emperor ordered: "Jiang Di was exiled to Chenzhou for peace."
Yang Xuan is the magistrate of Taiping County and is the "person" of the imperial concubine. In this way, when Jiang Di arrives in Taiping, he falls into the hands of the imperial concubine and can be dealt with in any way he wants.
"His Majesty!"
"Um!"
"Erlang."
The imperial concubine was helped up, with tears in her eyes.
The day before yesterday, she wanted to put in a good word for Jiang Di in front of the emperor, but luckily Yang Xuan intervened, allowing her to show her righteous and awe-inspiring attitude today, and gain the emperor's trust even more.
Yang Xuan!
Good name!
…
"It's time to come!"
The old thief squatted in the front yard, a little worried.
Wang Laoer squatted on the other side and said happily: "Yiniang said that the money I save with her will give birth to cubs. She will give me three more cubs every year. Hehe, I can eat more meat."
"If you save money, will you still have babies? You think so!"
These days, it’s considered polite to not charge you a fee for depositing money.
Wang Laoer said proudly: "Yiniang said it, Yiniang will not lie to me!"
Yang Xuan happened to come out, "What's the fuss about?"
The old thief said: "Lao Er Wang is talking nonsense, saying that the money he deposits with Yi Niang can give birth to cubs."
"right."
Old thief: "..."
"This matter is my decision."
Wang Laoer smiled at Yang Xuan, "Mr. Lang is really kind."
The old thief said with a smile: "Lang Jun, I also have some money there."
"Just save it." Yang Xuan said.
Three o'clock!
In Datang, where you have to pay a custody fee to save money, only a fool would give you three points of interest.
"Thank you, sir."
Yang Xuan felt that the old thief's loyalty level had exploded in an instant.
He sighed inwardly: If Yuanzhou Ramen wants to expand, the biggest problem is lack of funds!
The old thief's loyalty level was off the charts, and he immediately thought of that, "Lang Jun, are you sure about the imperial concubine? I'm worried that if I'm not accurate, the imperial concubine will be dissatisfied, and then my thigh will be gone."
"It's half a piece." Yang Xuan said calmly.
"Yes, half a thigh." The old thief said seriously.
This old ghost... Yang Xuan warned him very seriously: "Don't teach the second son bad, otherwise Yi Niang will hang you in the city of Taiping County."
Wang Laoer was lying on the side, "The old thief said... Wuwuwu!"
The old thief covered his mouth and was about to speak.
Bang bang bang!
Someone was banging on the door, banging recklessly.
The old thief cursed: "Who is so rude?"
He rushed over and opened the door.
The door opens.
A gust of wind blew by.
"Zitai, my good brother!"
Liang Jing rushed in like a whirlwind and hugged Yang Xuan without hesitation.
"Uh!" Yang Xuan stretched out his hand, "Brother Liang, you..."
"Good brother!" Liang Jing patted his back, "Thanks to you, otherwise the empress would have been disgraced this time."
Yang Xuan looked confused, "What's the matter?"
Liang Jing let go of his hand and shook his head, "You are good at everything, but you are too upright."
The old thief squatted aside and rolled his eyes, thinking that Lang Jun was a bit upright when he first arrived in Chang'an, just like what Lang Jun said he was.
But if you want to say that the current gentleman is upright, Hongyan, the leader of the horse thieves, will not agree, nor will Hua Zhuo, the Wase Khan, agree, nor will those who have been tricked by him agree.
"What did Brother Liang say?" Yang Xuan asked.
Liang Jing said: "Jiang Di actually harbored evil intentions and was waiting for the imperial concubine to frame him when she went to plead his case. Fortunately, I listened to you and didn't say anything. That idiot turned out to be corrupt yesterday."
The thigh... no, the thigh is saved.
Yang Xuan breathed a sigh of relief, and sincerely sighed, "Okay."
"Zitai, the queen has said, what do you want? Beauty or money. As for power, don't worry, the queen will keep it in mind."
Yang Xuan knew that he had been promoted too quickly and it was unrealistic to be promoted again.
But the attitude must be there.
He smiled bitterly, "Your Majesty, you look down upon me. I have done these things willingly. What reward do you want?"
Well!
He found that Liang Jing was a little sluggish, and he couldn't help feeling a little regretful.
Did I overact?
Liang Jing thought of the imperial concubine's appearance at that time.
"That young man is honest. If he is unhappy when you mention the reward, that's right."
The imperial concubine's expression was a little strange when she said this, as if she was secretly happy, but also seemed to be amused.
He didn't know that in the eyes of the imperial concubine, Yang Xuan was just a young man who admired her appearance and temperament.
From the perspective of later generations, Yang Xuan was a crazy fan of the imperial concubine and a licker.
But the old Liang family can’t be white-eyed wolves!
Liang Jing patted Yang Xuan on the shoulder, "Say, you have to want the same, whether it's money or beauty. If you don't like women, brother, I can help you break up the love. Otherwise, you will be looking down on your empress and your brother!"
I only like women!
Yang Xuan said tangledly: "I am still young, and now is the time to serve the country wholeheartedly. Women don't mention money...does Brother Liang look down on me?"
"Good brother, you have to ask for some, otherwise I will feel uneasy and won't even want to sleep with a woman."
Favors are a burden and a useless thing for noble people. Rather than asking for favors, it is better to ask for impressions.
Yang Xuan scratched his head, "How about... Taiping needs a county magistrate, and there happens to be a county captain who does a good job. Let's get him a county magistrate."
"Just one county magistrate?"
"yes!"
"You look down on your Majesty!"
"Nothing."
"Just a county magistrate, you are humiliating me!"