Breakfast in Yas is roast beef, roast chicken, roast swan... there are about six kinds of barbecue.
As a symbol of wealth and status, he must have meat as the main food in every meal.
Yas is consistent with the barbarian tribe leaders on this point. From him to the Loro dignitaries, they are all keen on filling their diets with various meats.
He felt uncomfortable in his stomach. After thinking about it, it seemed that the roasted swan meat in the morning was not cooked well enough. When he bit into it, it was still bloody and had a strong fishy smell.
He waited for the messenger to leave somewhat nonchalantly, and then went to the toilet to deal with the problem in his stomach.
It might be good to have more, so you can have more for dinner.
The top Luoluo figures in this era were most passionate about holding banquets and eating and drinking like crazy.
It seems ignorant, but in fact it is because there is no means of entertainment. What else can you do besides eating and drinking?
sleep?
There were some scandals between the emperor and those ladies from time to time, which were talked about by many people, but the waist couldn't stand it!
Therefore, Emperor Luoluo of this era either liked to eat, drink and have fun, or he was bored and looking for other fun, such as war.
"Luoluo is in danger!"
Yang Xuan's words made everyone laugh.
Alarmist!
Danbas smiled and said: "What does the messenger mean?"
Yang Xuan said: "Since the founding of the People's Republic of China, the imperial family of the Tang Dynasty has never fallen into a foreign country. Just before the foreign ministers set off, His Majesty personally confessed that this is a shame for the Tang Dynasty!"
Danbas said calmly: "So what?"
This is Lolo!
Yang Xuan said: "Emperor Wu once said that when the country was founded, the Northern Liao dominated the Tang Dynasty, which was the shame of the Tang Dynasty."
He looked at those unruly generals and said, "Then the army attacked and defeated Bei Liao in one battle."
He said categorically: "The Tang Dynasty will never accept the royal family falling into the hands of a foreign country!"
Danbas glanced at the emperor, "The young man said he was persecuted by the emperor and sought protection from Luo Luo. Although Luo Luo is weak, he is still willing to fight for justice... Is Datang ready for this?"
A general sneered and said: "Bei Liao is on the side and it is said that they suppressed the Tang Dynasty. Don't you feel blushing when you say this?"
Yang Xuan looked at him, "So, do you dare to take a gamble on behalf of Luo Luo?"
General: "..."
Of course he didn't dare.
"Envoy, please go and rest."
Yas spoke, relaxing the tense atmosphere.
Yang Xuan knew that this was just a preliminary confrontation, and the main course would come next.
Watching him leave the hall, Danbas frowned and said: "Your Majesty, the envoy has just arrived, and I can see his fatigue. We should take this opportunity to suppress him. Now that he has tested our attitude, he will go back and think about countermeasures."
, it will be even harder to deal with next time.”
Yas sighed.
"Quick, toilet!"
…
Danbas left the hall and asked, "What's going on with the envoy?"
The official following him said: "King Guangling said that Yang Xuannai is an outstanding figure of the younger generation, and his previous mission to the Southern Zhou Dynasty was a great success."
"What a great lobbyist!" Dambas said.
"Prime Minister, King Guangling has explained a lot, maybe we can abandon him!"
"It doesn't matter whether you abandon him or not. What matters is how strong the Tang Dynasty is now. According to King Guangling, the situation in the Tang Dynasty is not good now. The Chang'an people are the emperor's imperial guards, but they have become watchdogs.
If so, this Tang Dynasty is just an empty house, crumbling and can be knocked down with just a push from us!"
"Prime Minister, the envoy is accompanied by Chang'an Zuowuwei."
"Did King Guangling tell you this?"
"yes."
"This is news worth a thousand dollars." Danbas said with a smile: "I think we need to see the strength of our distinguished guest."
"Your Majesty..." The emperor nodded at this.
"Let's talk later." Danbas looked indifferent.
Yas is in La.
It's very refreshing when you pull it, but it makes you speechless when you can't stop.
"His Majesty."
An official stood at the door of the toilet, not minding the smell. "The guards accompanying the envoy are Chang'an Zuowuwei. The Prime Minister wants to give them a try. However, the Prime Minister wants to report to His Majesty later."
The emperor snorted softly, "That's a good idea. If the Chang'an Imperial Guard is as corrupt as the young man said, then I think Luo Luo's eyes may shift from the barbarians to the east."
"Your Majesty is wise."
Your wise Majesty was almost exhausted.
But San Luo is enjoying hero-like treatment.
When he returned home, his mother and brothers and sisters surrounded him. They were delighted at first, and then asked him about his trip.
While eating barbecue, San Luo said: "Those barbarians are ferocious. The guards are brave, but they are no match. Soon, I will face a group of barbarians alone."
"oh!"
The family members exclaimed.
San Luo swallowed the roasted meat, "I also wanted to escape at that time, but the reputation of Earl Zorton could not be lost because of me. I mustered up the courage and rushed forward. I used all the sword skills taught by my father, my God!
When I felt the long sword cutting through the human body... it felt like you were cutting through a barbecue... I was obsessed."
Everyone watched him cut into a piece of barbecue, and their throats couldn't help but throb.
San Luo said: "I killed him in one breath, and the remaining barbarians looked at me blankly..."
His mother put her hands on her chest, "Barbarians are stupid!"
"Yes, that's right!" the brothers and sisters all said happily, but the eyes of several brothers were a little melancholy.
It is true that the eldest son should inherit the title, but when other children are particularly outstanding, in order to further enhance the family's earl title and territory, will the Suffolk family change his mind and let the more outstanding San Luo become his heir?
San Luo saw those melancholy, and his heart moved.
yes!
If I become the heir... wouldn't it be okay?
Many people say that their ambitions are instigated by others, but without the devil deep in your heart constantly tempting you, no matter how others encourage you, it will be of no use.
"They ran away." San Luo nodded slightly to his brothers and ended his performance.
"The count is back." The maid came in to report.
The tall Suffolk Earl of Zolton entered the room.
"Sang Luo, my child."
The father and son hugged tightly, and San Luo wiped the meat juice from the corner of his mouth on his father's clothes.
Um!
What do I smell?
The smell of other women.
San Luo let go of his hand, "Father, I have never missed you so much."
"I heard you encountered a crisis?"
"Yes, I encountered barbarians. All the guards died in the battle. I killed the barbarians by myself."
"My child, what makes you so brave?"
"The reputation of Earl Zorton, father, I think at that moment, the only belief that supported me was to maintain the honor of the family."
Suffolk waved his hand and the others went out.
The father and son were relatively silent.
"Sang Luo, tell me, you killed those barbarians."
"Yes father."
"But you used to be a timid child. Sorry, I shouldn't use the word timid, but you are."
"It's my family that gives me courage."
"So, what happened to that mission?"
"I met them on the way home."
"Are you sure you're on your way home?"
"Father, what are you doubting?" Sang Luo frowned.
Suffolk looked at him carefully and nodded for a long time, "The Suffolk family has given birth to a warrior. I think we should celebrate it with countless banquets. San Luo, are you right?"
This is the last trial.
San Luo nodded without hesitation, "Yes, but mother will feel sorry for the money spent."
"You don't have to worry about money."
Suffolk leaned against the wall, bounced up slightly, came over and touched San Luo's head, "I'm very happy that you can come back."
At this time, you are still testing... San Luo's eyes are pure, "I will fight and return with your faith."
Suffolk walked out of the room and said loudly: "Go and tell our friends that San Luo of the Suffolk family used a barbarian's head as his coming-of-age ceremony. Tonight, let us celebrate this together."
After hearing these words, San Luo raised the corners of his mouth slightly.
He ate a piece of barbecue and whispered: "I am a warrior!"
He raised his head with firm eyes, "I am a warrior."
Outside, Suffolk ordered: "Sang Luo can return safely, and the envoy from the Tang Dynasty also played a role in inviting him."
…
"Yang Xuan and the others are here."
Zhuang Mo found King Guangling with a pale face.
"I know he will come, what does Luo Luo mean?" King Guangling remained calm.
"Say they are messengers."
"This is a lie."
"Your Majesty, maybe Chang'an gave him something before leaving."
"Impossible!" King Guangling was a little confused, "Luoluo needs me as an excuse. Why did they follow Yang Xuan in lying? Go and ask."
Zhuang Mo nodded and stopped talking.
"Say it!"
"Your Majesty, Yang Xuan did an outstanding job as an envoy to Southern Zhou Dynasty."
"That was the weak Southern Zhou Dynasty, but here is the barbaric Luo Luo."
After Zhuang Mo left, King Guangling walked to the window, looked at the dozen or so sergeants opposite, and said with a bitter smile: "Aye, did you ever think that I would face such a situation?"
Escape to Luoluo was the prince's plan. King Guangling remembered the mute servant's words...
"Your Majesty, His Highness has said that the Tang Dynasty is so heavy that it will inevitably collapse. At that time, the Northern Liao Dynasty will rush in, and the Southern Zhou Dynasty will rush in. Once the Northern Liao Dynasty and Southern Zhou Dynasty successfully capture the Tang Dynasty, the fate of the royal family will be miserable.
But the Luoluo people are different...
After the aristocratic families and gentry saw that the Tang Dynasty was in deep trouble, they would surrender to the Northern Liao and the Southern Zhou without hesitation.
Luo Luo's skin color and customs were very different from those of the Tang Dynasty, and those aristocratic families would not join forces with them.
Therefore, even if Luo Luo can invade the Tang Dynasty, he can only grab a sum and go back.
At that time, the king will be completely free and spread his wings in Luoluo..."
It has to be said that the prince has not been completely neglected in these years, and he still has a unique perspective on the overall situation.
…
The place is nice, but the smell outside is unbearable.
"Messenger, it's okay that it's late autumn now. If it's hot summer..." Songda felt that it was an exaggeration when he saw Yang Xuan wearing a veil.
Luo Bing squatted beside him and said: "The Tang Dynasty was at its peak, but it refused to attack Luoluo. Some people said it was because they didn't like it. I think it was too stinky."
Wu Da came in and gave Yang Xuan a wink.
The two found a place to talk.
"There are more than a hundred sergeants guarding us outside, saying they are protecting us."
"Can't wait any longer!"
Yang Xuan summoned everyone to discuss matters.
"What does Luo Luo pursue?" Yang Xuan asked Song Da in the first sentence.
"Power!" Songda said: "If your power is strong, then you are the king."
"Then the logic doesn't make sense here." Yang Xuan nodded, and Wu Da stood up, "I feel uncomfortable all over, Song Da, let's go for a walk."
Songda knew that he would have to avoid him in the future.
She knew that if she wanted to live a better life, she had to please Yang Xuan, so she opened her mouth and said one thing, "Luo Luo and his ministers are not in harmony."
Yang Xuan tried his best to imitate Uncle Liu Huang's smile and said, "Continue."
Songda was deeply encouraged, "Prime Minister Danbas is good at political maneuvering and has won over many people."
"Where is the emperor?"
"Yas once plotted to attack Danbas, but it was leaked."
"Denbas didn't take advantage of the situation to rebel?"
"He thought, but the barbarians were attacking Luoluo at that time. And Yas pushed out his wife, Queen Luoluo, as a scapegoat."
"He took advantage of the situation and changed his wife?" Yang Xuan asked.
"Yes." Songda said: "For this reason, Yas kept clean for a while until he got tired of the queen's body."
Yang Xuan nodded, "You are fine."
Uda said: "Sunda, I'm not tired of your body yet."
Damn!
Yang Xuan said with a dark face, "Get out!"
After the two went out, Luo Bing said: "What if the Luoluo people are soft and hard and refuse to eat?"
"For the sake of King Guangling, would Luo Luo and his ministers dare to fall out with the Tang Dynasty?" Mo Congduan felt that this possibility was very small.
"But they won't send King Guangling up with both hands."
"So, we have to do something."
Yang Xuan touched his still smooth chin and thought again of his father-in-law's smooth chin.
"What can they do?" The old thief thought for a moment.
"For them, King Guangling is a chess piece that helps them understand the Tang Dynasty," Luo Bing said.
"No." Yang Xuan shook his head, "He might still be a puppet."
Luo Bing: "Does Luo Luo still dare to invade the Tang Dynasty?"
Yang Xuan saw the guards outside the door, stood up and said, "If the Luoluo people see Zuo Wuwei fighting against the barbarians for the first time, will they be tempted?"
Hitting someone is not a slap in the face... Luo Bing: "..."
Yang Xuan walked over and the guard said: "Sang Luo's family invited the master to celebrate San Luo's adulthood and invited the master to a banquet in the evening."
The old thief said: "There is no good banquet."
Wang Laoer's eyes shone, "They have a lot of meat!"
"This is also an opportunity." Yang Xuan said with a smile: "We need to break the situation, and tonight is an opportunity."
…
After taking a long nap, taking a bath and changing clothes, Yang Xuan was full of energy.
Luo Bing was eager to give it a try. He had already decided the outcome with Mo Congduan just now. He followed him to the banquet while Mo Congduan stayed behind.
Yang Xuan came out, "Old thief, second brother, Tu Gong, Songda and Uda, bring twenty people."
Luo Bing looked at him with earnest eyes.
"that's all."
Mo Congduan gloated: "Envoy, be careful."
Yang Xuan led the people out of the station. Outside the door, servants of the Sanluo family were waiting.
"Let's go!"
The San Luo family is very lively today, and there are constant guests outside the mansion.
“There’s so much traffic!”
Yang Xuan praised.
Tu Shang whispered: "There is someone diagonally opposite the gate looking over here."
Yang Xuan glanced at it quietly, but couldn't see clearly.
Diagonally opposite, Danbas said: "King Guangling said that this man is a new generation of famous generals, so we need to test his quality and get rid of him personally."
A big man staggered past.
Boom!
He bumped into Yang Xuan, glared and stretched out his hand, "I want to duel with you..."
Danbas laughed and said: "What will he do? He will defend himself or roar loudly."
Yang Xuan shook his fist.
Boom!
The big man fell at his feet, and Yang Xuan just stepped over him.