Chapter 337 The beggar in the horse (for the light-hearted Wang Er
The emperor's uncle let go of his hand and panted with a red face.
He Lianyan took a few steps back and asked warily: "Uncle Emperor, why did you kill him? How do you explain it to Ning Xing?"
The emperor's uncle pointed to the tea cup, and He Lianyan poured him a cup of tea. The emperor's uncle took out a wooden box from the case with trembling hands.
——Rejuvenating Pill Premium Edition!
He took out a pill of rejuvenation pill, threw it into his mouth, and drank it with tea.
He Lianyan whispered: "Uncle Emperor, this medicine can help you feel happy. If you don't have a woman by your side, you will become anxious later."
Rejuvenation Pill improves yang energy, and the younger the person, the better the effect. However, this medicine should not be taken randomly, otherwise there will be no place to vent it, not to mention getting angry, and it will also harm the body.
He Lianchun panted, gradually calmed down, and said with a smile: "I have no children."
"Uncle Emperor, it will happen sooner or later." He Lianyan comforted him against his will.
She was also quite curious. The emperor's uncle had dealt with many women over the years. Every day the women in the backyard cried and howled, saying that the emperor's uncle was powerful.
But why can't I have a child?
He Lianchun took a sip of tea and said, "But I'm curious why I don't have this ability?"
Helianyan did not dare to answer.
"Back then, I was poisoned and my life was cut off."
This vitality refers to fertility.
He Lianyan whispered: "Uncle Huang, who is that?"
He Lianchun nodded, "The emperor is ruthless and will never leave hidden dangers for himself. Since I have no child, I will kill him in the future, so I will cut off this line. How much trouble will it save?"
He Lianyan's heart felt cold, and He Lianchun smiled and said, "But are you worried that you have also been poisoned?"
He Lianyan nodded, and He Lianchun said: "The poison is very expensive, and he is reluctant to use it on you."
"Yes." He Lianyan felt relieved.
He Lianchun suddenly asked: "Recently, people from Ningxing are also asking for news about you. Are you afraid?"
He Lianyan was stunned, "Afraid."
"You have been mobilizing money frequently recently, do you want to run away?"
"Uncle Emperor, I don't dare." He Lianyan knelt down.
"How dare you." He Lianchun was not angry, "I am like this, Ning Xing is like this, if you don't want to run away, then you are a fool. A fool... I will naturally not keep you."
It turns out that all my little moves are in the eyes of the emperor!
Helianyan's smooth back was covered with cold sweat.
"Uncle Emperor..."
"This is human nature, I don't blame you."
He Lianchun said kindly: "Do you want to save your life?"
He Lianyan nodded subconsciously, "Think..." She glanced at Yelu Gu who was peeing and peeing, "Uncle, Emperor Yelu Gu was a close official of the emperor. He died here, how can he escape responsibility?"
"Did you see me kill him?" He Lianchun asked.
He Lianyan was stunned and thought, does the emperor want me to take the blame?
He Lianchun slapped his fat waist with his backhand, "Can you know how to ventriloquist?"
He Lianyan shook his head, "I don't know how."
"You need to learn more things so that you can save your life in an emergency. Next... continue."
Pick up what?
Helianyan was stunned.
Emperor Shu Ji sat there, drinking tea to moisten his throat.
"Your Majesty has an order for you to lead an army to attack Chenzhou. Why don't you move?"
This voice... actually sounds a bit like Yelu Gu's!
The emperor's uncle glanced at He Lianyan and whispered: "Take it!"
He Lianyan suppressed the surprise in his heart, "The envoy does not know that the army is still gathering, the men and horses of the three major divisions are still on the way, and the emperor's uncle and his five thousand cavalry cannot break through Chenzhou..."
The emperor's uncle smiled bitterly and said, "Messenger, please wait for a few more days. Furthermore, the three major tribes are very ambitious and are unwilling to work hard to attack Chenzhou. The king's five thousand cavalry are more used to intimidate the three major tribes. So.
I threaten Yang Xuan, the governor of Chenzhou, and ask him to come to see him, otherwise I will attack with a large army..."
The emperor's uncle's voice changed, "You are bluffing, Daliao's face has been completely lost by you!"
"Envoy, the situation is like this, and I can only do this. If Your Majesty allows me to use the army, I will attack immediately. If I cannot conquer Chenzhou, I will go to Ningxing to plead guilty."
There was a large army in Tanzhou, but they only obeyed Ning Xing's orders. He Lianchun, the emperor's uncle, seemed to be coaxing, but inside he was an empty frame. The only ones who could use their arms and fingers were the five thousand cavalry.
The emperor's uncle pinched his throat and scolded: "Extremely useless, extremely incompetent! How many people did Yang Xuan bring here?"
"I don't know, but the entire Chenzhou cavalry is less than two thousand."
"Give me five hundred horses, and I will show you what a Daliao man is!"
"Messenger, five hundred is too little!"
Most of the ministers around He Lianfeng have extraordinary backgrounds, and the children of the big family are arrogant, conceited and arrogant. He Lianchun's performance can be said to be very impressive.
"Yan'er!" He Lianchun glanced at He Lianyan.
"Envoy, that Yang Gou is a newly famous general in Northern Xinjiang. Even Huang Chunhui is full of praise for him. Five hundred horses are too few."
"You timid people, give it or not give it?"
The emperor's uncle was silent for a while and lamented: "Here!"
When the people outside the tent heard this, they couldn't help shaking their heads and sighing, feeling aggrieved for the emperor's uncle.
He Lianyan came out, her eyes a little red.
"Lei Chong, ordered five hundred horses and set off with the envoy."
A general stepped forward, cupped his hands and said, "Five hundred horses are too few."
He Lianyan slowly looked around, and everyone outside the tent lowered their heads.
"How dare you go against the emperor's uncle's decision?"
"Don't dare!"
Lei Chong was He Lianchun's confidant and immediately entered the tent.
Seeing Yelugu's body, Lei Chong was shocked and then said: "Please give me your instructions, uncle."
The emperor's uncle was not in good spirits, "Let someone of similar stature come over, change his clothes, and go out with his head lowered."
"His entourage is still there."
"The man pretending to be Yelu Gu is riding in the front. You wait to separate his entourage, halfway... um!"
"Yes!" Lei Chong lowered his head, "What's the next step?"
If five hundred cavalry are to attack Yang Gou, there must be casualties, right?
He Lianchun said: "Just go and someone will come to deliver a message the next day, saying that Yelugu is dead."
"yes!"
After a while, a close guard came in and changed Yelu Gu's clothes.
Then go out.
"Set off!"
Thunder shouted.
In the tent, He Lianchun said calmly: "Some people have been slandering me recently, saying that my presence in Tanzhou is a big problem after all. Why not borrow a knife to kill people, make me break Chenzhou, and then kill me on a charge..."
The emperor's uncle could even find out such information?
He Lianyan had a glimmer of hope for saving her life, "Then..."
"What's next?" He Lianchun said: "How many people heard Yelv Gu ridiculing me, you useless person! Since it is useless, when the news comes, I will go to the sparse... to beg for the bones!"
"The emperor has many enemies. If he agrees, Lin Ya and others will make a noise, saying that the emperor is persecuting the royal generals... This is retreat in order to advance. The emperor's uncle is smart."
The wise uncle said calmly: "Yan'er!"
"Here." He Lianyan bowed respectfully.
"Go there, find Yang Xuan, and tell him..."
…
'Yelugu' led the charge at the front, followed by five hundred riders, and behind him were more than ten followers who were separated.
"Messenger, slow down!" a follower shouted, and the companion beside him said dissatisfied: "He is always bragging about his military skills from Ningxing to Tanzhou. Five hundred cavalry will attack the governor of Chenzhou. If he wins,
Fortunately, your Majesty will be disgraced if you lose."
"His family is powerful and his future is bright, so he is naturally arrogant."
Everyone chased after him for a while, and after more than an hour, Lei Dong ordered, "Spread out and find out about Yang Gou!"
The entourage looked eagerly at Yelu Gu who was riding a brilliant horse, thinking, aren't you trying to pretend to be a famous general? Why don't you interfere?
Yelugu didn't say a word.
After a while, Lei Dong was left with only a hundred riders.
These more than a hundred riders were He Lianchun's subordinates, his closest confidants, the kind who would not hesitate to talk about rebellion.
Yelugu stopped his horse in front and pointed forward with his whip.
"This is about composing a poem." A follower laughed and said, "At this time, someone must praise me."
Everyone smiled, and one person shouted: "Get out of the way!"
More than a hundred riders slowly moved away, leaving a path in the middle.
More than ten followers passed through this road.
Lei Dong looked at the sky, "The weather is good!"
Choking!
The sound of the sword being unsheathed continued.
The followers were still stunned, but the long sword was already approaching.
More than ten people were hacked to death with random knives. 'Yelugu' in front turned around and said, "Where are we going?"
Lei Chong said: "First dig a hole and bury their corpses, and then wait for those people to come back."
On the second day, five hundred riders arrived less than thirty miles away from Yang Xuan.
"Where is the messenger?" someone asked.
Lei Dong said: "The messenger said he was going back to get something."
"Are you scared?"
"It must be that he dared to attack Yang Gou without killing anyone before. He was very brave at first, but when he got closer to Yang Gou, he shrank his eggs!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Ridiculing noble people is a kind of fun for ordinary people. The higher the position, the more energetic the ridicule will be.
Squeak!
Squeak!
More than ten large trucks arrived.
"The emperor said that if you suffer with the envoy, these food and wine will be rewarded to you!"
The five hundred riders cheered for joy.
As for the messenger, most likely he ran away.
Then set up camp.
…
He Lianyan appeared in front of the two thousand cavalry wearing a robe.
More than ten scouts stopped her.
"Tell Mr. Yang that an old friend wants to see you."
After receiving the scout's report, Yang Xuan asked: "What is that person like?"
A scout must have good eyesight and a good memory. "She has a beautiful face, but those eyes... are so coquettish."
What are you doing here, Fox?
Yang Xuan nodded, "Get a tent, and my second brother will pick her up."
The old thief whispered: "A villain is not afraid of beauty."
Yang Xuan glanced at him and said, "Old houses burn faster when they are on fire."
Wang Laoer rode out.
"Why are you covering your face?" Wang Laoer looked at He Lianyan with some curiosity.
He Lianyan knew that Wang Laoer was a little silly and wanted to tease him, "Why do you think I cover my face?"
For example, the beauty is too tempting...the compliments coming from the mouth of a fool are even more refreshing.
Wang Laoer glanced at her and said, "The old thief said that a naked woman has no interest in looking at her, and she has to look at her half-covered to be attracted. Are you trying to seduce the husband? I tell you, the husband is married.
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When he saw Helianyan, Yang Xuan found that her face looked a little unhappy.
"Confidential." He Lianyan said lazily.
"They are all confidants." Everyone in the tent is one of their own.
He Lianyan sat down and said, "Bring some tea and some hot food."
"Uncle Emperor, what's wrong with you?" Yang Xuan asked.
"Uncle Emperor asked you, do you want to make meritorious deeds?" He Lianyan looked at Yang Xuan and noticed that there were some changes in him. For example, when he was with him before, he always had a somewhat carefree attitude, but now he is more dignified.
Can getting married make a person change so much?
"The credit given by the emperor's uncle must be filled with poison. Make it clear and I will decide whether to drink the poison or not."
"You don't believe my uncle?"
Yang Xuan said affectionately: "Except for you, I don't trust anyone!"
"Are married men so shameless?" He Lianyan felt that Yang Xuan seemed to have a few more faces after getting married.
"That's right." Yang Xuan seemed to be making a joke, but he quietly gave Nan He a look.
Nan He left the camp and ordered: "Go check her horse."
A groom went to check it and came back and said: "The horse is a good horse, but it must have been in a hurry along the way and it didn't eat well. I just threw some fodder into it, and it is eating like a beggar."
"A beggar on a horse?" Nan He was startled and felt that this metaphor was very appropriate.
He entered the tent and stuck out his tongue behind Helianyan.
Is this bitch a hanged ghost or what does it mean?
Yang Xuan wanted to cover his forehead.
Lang Jun still didn't understand... Nan He stuck out his tongue and gasped silently.
Wang Laoer made the shape of a dog's paw with his hands in front of his chest and began to dig.
Yang Xuan understood... He Lianyan was very anxious.
"Since Madam Helian is here, don't leave in a hurry. That old thief will arrange a tent for Madam Helian. She is a beauty. Make it smell good and use some incense."
He Lianyan said calmly: "Young Master Yang, don't you want it? Then I'll take my leave."
Yang Xuan was stunned, "You want to leave? That's fine, then I won't give it away!"
This is a competition of patience!
Many times, when you ask for something, you end up being overbearing. This is bluffing. But if your acting skills are good, this method is very effective.
One more thing... Yang Xuan watched the TV in the scroll, and in some parts he didn't understand why the debtor was like an uncle, while the merchant who was owed money even kowtowed and begged the other party to repay his money with tears.
He didn't like that world very much, and felt that the air was filled with the smell of all kinds of desires.
Helianyan sneered.
Yang Xuan yawned, "Hey! This man is awesome, what a waist! Old thief, get a cup of tea to refresh yourself."
He slapped his lower back with his backhand, and Nan He said considerately: "Mr. Lang, why don't you read a book?"
"Good idea!" Yang Xuan took out a volume of book, and He Lianyan saw the cover.
——Parenting Sutra.
grass!
I tell you about my merits, but what do you think about parenting?
He Lianyan took a deep breath and said, "Please step aside."
Yang Xuan was stunned, "Don't worry, how about... we can talk about it tonight?"
A beautiful tendon stretched on Helianyan's neck, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Everyone, get out!"
No one paid any attention to her.
He Lianyan caressed her belly and smiled sweetly, "I have your child!"
Old thief: "..."
Nan He: "..."
Wang Laoer: "Boy or girl?"
Yang Xuan waved his hand.
After a while, only Yang Xuan and He Lianyan were left in the tent.
"Don't tell me that you really have my child!" Yang Xuan put down the tea cup and said calmly: "I don't have the time to accompany you. Let's talk about it. Uncle Huang wants to do something shameful and wants to ask me to help. That's what he said.
I'll take action if it's exciting, and if it's mediocre, it will go where it comes from!"
"You look so heartless, just like a prostitute in a brothel!" He Lianyan said sarcastically.
"Do you still have feelings for me?" Yang Xuan narrowed his eyes at her, "In another place, you would kill me without hesitation."
"Then why don't you kill me?" He Lianyan retorted.
Yang Xuan said contemptuously: "Just because you are useless."
These words stung He Lianyan, and she suddenly burst out, shouting at the top of her voice: "You are useful. If you were in my situation, I'm afraid you would be worse than me. Man, hum!"
"Living under someone else's roof. Life is getting more and more difficult." Yang Xuan smiled, but he didn't expect that his words would make him feel some of the current situation of the flirtatious fox, "Tell me something!"
He Lianyan knew that he had lost his composure, "Not fifty miles away, five hundred Liao troops are drinking. The emperor has given you the credit for this achievement."
Five hundred Liao troops... Yang Xuan's first thought was that this was a trap.
But if He Lianchun wanted to get him, there was no need for such a trap, but an attack with a large army. And he also knew that He Lianchun was in a bad situation. Ning Xing's suspicion followed him closely, and He Lianchun and Chen Zhou seemed more like each other.
utilization relationship.
"Why?"
Yang Xuan thought about many possibilities, but found them all unreliable. "Is the emperor planning to rebel? If so, I support it."
He Lianyan looked at him and said, "Kill them all. Uncle Huang will guarantee your safety during this trip."
Yang Xuan: "..."
Uncle Emperor, something happened!
There is only one possibility to kill one's own people, silence.
What did he let those five hundred riders do that warrants silence?
But killing five hundred knights will undoubtedly add a touch of brilliance to his resume as a new governor.
This is prestige and political achievements delivered to your doorstep!
Do you want it?
Yang Xuan raised his eyes, "I don't believe your uncle!"
He Lianyan licked her red lips and said, "I will follow you on this trip as a hostage."
