Before the first round of the playoffs started, Yang Jian first used a challenge card.
He wants to go to other worlds to adjust his mood, and when he comes back, he will focus on the basketball court and win the championship in one fell swoop. After playing 82 regular season games, although he is not always tense, he will get bored of playing NBA games.
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After traveling through time, Yang Jian was surprised to find that he actually entered the fantasy basketball TV series "Basketball Fire" under his original name. He joined an inexplicable "Tianwu Team" and became a glorious substitute.
The reason why he is a substitute is because he is not the legendary "Tianwu man", and his physical fitness is too far behind that of the starters. His challenging task is to help the Tianwu team defeat the university team where the TV protagonists belong in a friendly match.
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What are Tianwu people? To put it simply, they are five "Captain Americas" without buttocks playing basketball. They all dunk like a slugger, and they don't lose stamina after dunking once, but "icandothisallday".
In the Tianwu team, I can't take off from outside the three-point line, change hands, throw and dunk with my crotch, and I'm embarrassed to say that I have jumping ability.
Dongfang Shuo, the male protagonist Dongfang Xiang's grandfather, selected "Tianwu people" from all over the country to build an invincible team. It is said that there is only one Tianwu person in ten million people. Then, he bought Perak University and let the Tianwu team and Dongfang Xiang lead the team.
The Thunderbolt Beacon Fire Wolves team plays a friendly match for the "Tianwu Project"!
This plan cannot be said to be flawless, it can only be said to be extremely stupid. To prove your invincibility, you go to the United States to play in the NBA, and spend more than half a year just to play a friendly match against a university team?
The most amazing thing is that this invincible team doesn’t train!
They are so amateur that they not only do not participate in actual matches, nor do they train, the players have very free schedules.
The captain "Wuji Zun" sees no one every day and doesn't know where he went to play. The boss doesn't care about him, as long as he doesn't go to the wilderness to be killed by the "Sky Eagle Gang" and be stabbed to death outside.
This 182cm tall sissy, whose real name is Ximen Zun, once played small forward in the "high school basketball world" and set numerous records. Even Dongfang Xiang was inferior to him in terms of strength at the time. Many NBA scouts came here to invite him to join.
team, but at this moment, Ximen Zun suddenly disappeared.
He decisively gave up participating in the NBA draft, not caring about the annual salary of hundreds of millions of dollars, and resolutely joined an amateur team to receive 20,000 yuan a month in pocket money, and was named "Wuji Zun" by his boss.
There are four more psychopaths named "Wujix". Yang Jian was not renamed "Wujijian", thanks to the fact that he was not a Tianwu man. It is unbelievable that this was thought up by an old man. He was still in the late stage of chuunibyou.
Can create an Eastern Bloc.
Yang Jian didn't know how to evaluate a boss like Dongfang Shuo who was full of shit. His name sounded like he was a scholar.
This guy loved basketball when he was young, and he followed a crooked path. In order to prevent his team from being defeated by a strong opponent like Tie Lan, he planned to break one of the opponent's legs and force the opponent to quit basketball.
Tie Lan is not Tie Xinlan or Teet Nan, and she is not an ordinary basketball player. She is the grandmother of the male protagonist Yuan Daying, a female basketball player who played basketball in the 1960s.
Yang Jian didn’t even know if there was a professional women’s basketball game in the 1960s. The WNBA definitely didn’t exist. The parallel world was only established in 1996, and women’s basketball in other countries became professional even later.
Yang Jian has reason to believe that if in this absurd world, the protagonist Yuan Daying's hobby is playing football, the legendary golden right foot should be his grandfather, who is now an uncle.
This challenging task was difficult for Yang Jian to complete, but it was surprisingly easy. Because he didn't have to do anything, he could just hang around every day, and he would wait until the end of the college league to play a friendly match and go home.
The most wonderful thing is that he wore it relatively early and had two months of vacation.
As for competing with his teammates to improve their basketball skills, Yang Jian didn't consider it at all. Practicing is useless. These Tianwu people can fly and can't defend at all. In addition to dunking, they can also make accurate fallback (lying) jump shots.
A breakthrough in disguise, all Supoman.
When Yang Jian went online, she discovered that there was no Newton in this world.
Even if there was, Newton probably wouldn't care about why the apple fell to the ground. He would only wonder why his maid used Qinggong to fly up the apple tree to pick apples instead of using a ladder.
Yang Jian's life was relaxed and happy, eating, drinking and having fun every day. The boss's only request was to let them observe their opponents, which was to watch their opponents' games. The college basketball games were actually broadcast live on TV stations, and there were obviously not many spectators at the scene.
The protagonists are all gods, but they also have a group of god-like opponents. During the game, there are also incredibly black whistles.
Yang Jian stayed there for two weeks and felt that his failure was nothing and that he was too conservative. All the disabled people in universities around the world are better at basketball than him, and not even a little bit better.
This is a lame man named "Can" who was born in street basketball. Although his legs are disabled, his playing is not affected. Instead, he uses special disabled playing methods to make it impossible for his opponents to figure out the path of the ball.
Do you think he plays basketball with one leg? No, he added black technology to his legs.
He is a player with a brutal playing style. In addition to scoring goals, he also takes pleasure in hurting the opponent's players. He uses iron knees, iron elbows, and flying kicks in the game, and the referee cannot see his "little moves."
", and no audience raised any questions.
He added a gear called a "ghost blade" to his crippled leg and could perform "Chainsaw" at any time during the game. With his style of play, it was a miracle that he was not arrested by the police.
This guy will not be ejected. Even if the referee sees him hurting someone, he will only call a common foul. Don't forget that the game is also live on TV. How will the audience feel when they see the murder clip replayed in slow motion?
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In addition, in addition to the superb level of basketball, there are also Shaolin football, hot blood games, etc. in this world...
Young people can perform street dances casually and reach the top of the Forbidden City, making the audience look at them and just want to shout at them: "Don't fight anymore."
Two months later, the friendly match started.
People like Yang Jian who couldn't fly had no chance to play and sat on the bench to watch the entire game.
Although Yang Jian's shot was accurate, he had to get his shot blocked. He suddenly jumped up to 3 meters high from the opposite side. He looked like he could swim in the air and then jumped up again. His ankles were flat against the basket at every turn.
If he wants to defeat these people, unless Yang Jian is as strong as he was on Skull Island, then he will become a bully.
A group of people are showing off their magical powers and do not want to land. I want to fly higher, fly higher, my wings will stir up the storm, and my heart will roar.
In Wuji, everyone’s birth, old age, illness, and death, everyone’s joys and sorrows, and yours are also in it.
At first, the Tianwu team had the upper hand, until Yuan Daying used the "Landie Butterfly Walking in the Clouds" and gained the same super power as his grandmother Tie Lan to pause time and score consecutive goals to catch up with the score.
Everyone else was frozen in place as if they had been hit by the eight-shot wine glass, and the audience was no exception. The commentator couldn't see clearly Yuan Daying's movements. It can only be said that this guy is truly a master of time management.
At the end of the fight, the three lunatics said they heard some kind of war drum, which was a blood sacrifice of a warrior. As long as the war drums were beating, they had to continue fighting, and it would never end until no one died.
Stop pretending, let me show my cards, we are just fighting, just holding a basketball will make it look more elegant.
The three gods who heard the war drums expressed that this was a great honor and rushed to die.
Yang Jian was eating popcorn and drinking drinks on the sidelines, watching them pretend to be stupid in a retarded way. In the stalemate, the long-legged beauty coach W suddenly burped on the sidelines. What a pity for these long legs.
Damn it, a friendly college basketball game resulted in a life-threatening injury.
In the end, the two sides were tied without overtime, and Yang Jian's challenge failed.
If you fail, just fail. Yang Jian doesn't care. This is a very nonsense world. He checked the sports news online and found that there are also Jordan, Kobe and James in this world. They can also fly on the Wudang Ladder and fly higher and higher than the protagonists.
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Yang Jian believes that the Kobe Bryant in this world will definitely not die in a helicopter crash. After all, he himself is a helicopter...