In the somewhat noisy classroom, Lu Chuan held a yellow book in his hand and looked at his deskmate like a fool.
"This section is a math class. Where on earth did you find a book called "General Theory of Immortal Cultivation" to fool me?"
"Besides, the first compulsory course in Mathematics has a blue cover. Yours has a yellow cover. You have to be more professional when trying to deceive people, okay?"
He just took a short nap during the class break, and when he woke up, the math textbook on the desk had turned into this thing. Lu Chuan could tell with his toes that it was his deskmate Hu Feifei who did it.
But he didn't expect that his deskmate Hu Feifan, like him, would also squint his neck and look at him like a fool: "Brother Chuan, I think you have read too many online novels, and you are obsessed with mathematics and science."
Alright?"
Even his tone gradually became more serious: "We are in the world of cultivating immortals. The so-called science is made up by those who write novels and does not exist at all. You have to distinguish between fantasy and reality..."
Seeing Hu Feifan's serious nonsensical look like he wanted to be beaten, Lu Chuan's teeth were so angry that he resisted the urge to step forward and slap him, and said in a deep voice: "Class is about to start, please return the math book to me, otherwise I will
Just tell me what you like about Li Yiyi."
"Lu Chuan, you have no conscience!" Hu Feifan immediately complained about his wife and said with a sad face: "Brother, I have tried my best to teach you to recognize the reality, but you bastard still wants to steal my brother's home, me, me, me..."
And at this time,
Tuk! Tuk! Tuk!
A series of clear sounds of high heels suddenly sounded in the corridor outside the door, and the originally noisy classroom fell silent for an instant.
The teacher is here!
Lu Chuan immediately sat upright, grinned at Hu Feifan beside him and said, "Give it to me quickly!"
Hu Feifan closed his eyes and looked helpless, as if he had resigned himself to his fate.
Lu Chuan glanced at the books on Hu Feifan's desk, and the corners of his eyes twitched crazily.
It turned out to be "General Knowledge on the Theory of Immortal Cultivation"!
What a bastard!
You really spent a lot of money to fix yourself, you are going to die with me!
Tuk-tuk-tuk...
As the sound of high heels hitting the ground got closer and closer, the class bell also rang.
A math teacher wearing gold-rimmed glasses, high heels, and a black skirt walked into the classroom.
At this time, Lu Chuan had already thought of an excuse, saying that he had just woken up and didn't know who had exchanged his books, or when the books had been dropped.
Anyway, he insists that he knows nothing.
The teacher could tell it was someone else's prank and would just ask them to return the book.
Even if no one came out to return the books, the worst outcome would be to stand in the back of the classroom or in the corridor with Hu Feifan for a class.
In short, it's just fun, don't betray your brothers. If Hu Feifei is reported, Hu Feifei will definitely die miserably.
"Students, wake up, the big break is over." The math teacher stood on the podium and tapped the table gently to signal the students to wake up.
All of a sudden, the students who had their foreheads against the table, those who were lying on their arms, those whose chins were resting on books, and those who were sleeping with pillows in their arms all stretched themselves out and got up.
"Classes begin."
The math teacher took out a small remote control from under the podium and pressed it lightly.
Lu Chuan immediately trembled all over.
This is……
He saw that the home page of the courseware suddenly appeared on the multimedia projection in front of the classroom.
Title - "Unit 1, Chapter 2: The Concept and Nature of Spiritual Power".
“!!!!!!”
It was like countless little bugs crawling all over his body. Lu Chuan didn't know how to describe his mood at this time.
Shouldn’t Chapter 2 be about the concept and properties of functions???
What is the concept and nature of spiritual power?
What the hell is spiritual power?
What's going on!?
Haven't I woke up yet?
"Students, in this class we will still talk about the concept and nature of spiritual power. We talked about it in the previous class..."
Wow!
Hearing the sound of desks and chairs scraping the floor, Lu Chuan stood up from his seat and ran out of the classroom.
"Lu Chuan, what are you doing!" the mathematics teacher's serious voice chased Lu Chuan from behind.
"Teacher, um... I noticed that Lu Chuan's body was shaking just now. He probably couldn't hold it in anymore and needs to go to the toilet...?" Hu Feifei's voice of weakly covering himself up also sounded from behind.
Lu Chuan ignored these and just ran along the corridor outside the classroom.
There are no cameras outside the classroom, it’s not a TV station doing a reality show!
The math teacher has a serious temperament, and the chance of colluding with the class to commit a prank is almost zero.
Apart from being handsome, I have no sense of presence in the class, and the chance of being pranked by the whole class is extremely low.
On the wall outside the classroom, the graffiti drawn with a gel pen is exactly the same as before, indicating that this is still Class 8 of Grade 2!
He ran from one end of the third floor to the other.
The sounds of classes going on one by one could be heard in my ears.
"Spiritual arrays with different attributes have effects. There are roughly several attributes of the spiritual array. The teacher made up a jingle. Please read it to me: metal, wood, water, fire, earth, thunder, light, ice, dark wind..."
"This question! The total price of spiritual energy in the air! How many times have I told this question! There are actually more than a dozen people who got it wrong in this exam!"
"Still sleeping, still sleeping! Do you think you are great monks in the foundation building stage and can absorb spiritual power just by sleeping? Get up and endorse it!"
"Okay classmates~~~take out "Five Years of Practicing Qi and Three Years of Breakthrough"~~~~"
"If you don't study the theory of cultivating immortals carefully! You will regret it when you don't even have 100 spiritual power points and can't even enter the Qi training period!"
"Do you think that cultivating immortals is for teachers? Teacher, I am a high-level Qi practitioner, and I am here to give you lessons for the dead salary of more than two thousand yuan?"
"Please teach me how to memorize these monster maps! I won't be able to memorize them a hundred times!"
"..."
Lu Chuan's scalp was numb!
Crazy! Crazy! All crazy!
The school is still the school he is familiar with, and the teaching building is still the teaching building he is familiar with!
Even the teachers’ tone of voice is exactly the same!
But everything has changed!
There are no words to explain! There is no rationality! There is no politics, history, and geography! Instead, there is the theory of cultivating immortals!
Lu Chuan washed his face vigorously in the men's room at the end of the corridor, looked in the mirror, and his mental activity fluctuated violently.
He tried to calm himself down and used his rigorous logical thinking to analyze everything in front of him.
There are two possibilities when people feel that the whole world is crazy. The first possibility is that there is something wrong with their own minds and they are schizophrenic.
The second possibility is more ridiculous than schizophrenia and is time travel.
A precursor to schizophrenia is the feeling that the person in the mirror is not the same person as you.
Lu Chuan took a deep breath and looked at the boy in the mirror seriously...
Although this young man's face was stained with clean water, he could not hide his perfect facial features and the masculinity between his brows.
Let me ask, who else in the world can be so handsome except myself, Lu Chuan?
Well, there is no doubt that this invincible handsome guy must be himself.
The possibility of mental problems is ruled out directly.
Then there is the second possibility. I have traveled through time and entered a parallel world.
Although he also stayed up late to secretly read online novels, the time travel in the online novels were all done after death, so at least there would still be a sense of ritual...
What about yourself?
Did you travel through time by taking a nap between classes?
It’s simply outrageous to open the door for outrageousness——(________).
"Do you know the trigonometric functions I'm talking about? Your imagination is so rich! Look at what is said here. The angle is used as the independent variable, and the angle corresponds to the coordinates of the intersection of the terminal side of any angle and the unit circle or its ratio as the dependent variable!"
"There is also a formula! The odd and even changes remain the same, and the symbols look at the quadrants!"
"Yes, yes, I saw it too, sine, cosine, tangent... what a genius idea!"
Suddenly, two excited voices came from the toilet. Lu Chuan, who was doubting the world in front of the mirror, felt his heart skip a beat and his expression changed drastically.
What trigonometric functions!
Isn’t it the world of cultivating immortals?
How come there are people who love learning so much!
Could it be that I am really schizophrenic?
Lu Chuan almost burst.
But at this moment, a teacher strode vigorously, wiped Lu Chuan's clothes and rushed into the men's room, his eyes behind the lenses flashing with excitement:
"Finally I caught you two! You don't study well in class! You read science novels in the toilet under the pretext of going to the toilet! And you discuss it so loudly!"
"If you don't study hard when cultivating immortality, you should be serious about studying crooked mathematics!"
"Come! Hand over the spiritual weapon mobile phone!"