"What's wrong? Just wait, I'll come today!" Chen Yu turned around and went upstairs.
When I returned to the living room again, my clothes were completely new.
"Xiao Yu, you, you..." Looking at Chen Yu's new outfit, Chu Yiren was dumbfounded.
I saw Chen Yu wearing a very low-cost material, the kind of so-called police uniform that can only be found in certain movies and TV series.
Except for the places that shouldn't be exposed, almost everything else is exposed.
"What are you looking at? Do you have the urge to have a nosebleed?" Chen Yu was very confident in his figure and puffed out his chest as if to show off.
Chu Yiren nodded dullly: "If he can't hold it, then, what should we do?"
"He dares!" Chen Yu waved his fist twice and suddenly remembered that Li Lang was too powerful. Just in case, he quickly went to the kitchen to get a fruit knife and secretly stuffed it under the pillow on the sofa.
At this time, the sound of the door opening sounded outside.
Chen Yu waved to Chu Yiren: "Quick, hide yourself and remember to record the video!"
He quickly lay down on the sofa and assumed an enchanting posture.
Not long after, Li Lang walked in.
While rubbing his belly, he muttered: "I have been busy for a long time and forgot to have dinner. I should have asked Xiao Ming to treat me to a meal."
Just as he was talking, Li Lang's voice stopped suddenly and he stared at Chen Yu lying on the sofa.
"Oh, Li Lang, you're back?" Chen Yu made a coquettish gesture, which directly gave Li Lang goosebumps.
Li Lang quickly walked to the sofa.
Chen Yu's whole body was tense, and he subconsciously put his hand under the pillow and held the fruit knife.
Although he didn't think so, Li Lang pointed at Chen Yu and criticized him angrily: "Chen Yu, you really want to do evil to me, but do you think you can seduce me by dressing up like this? Dream on!"
"Look, your breasts are like watermelons. One side is bigger and the other is smaller. They don't feel tactile at all. Moreover, your body is too stiff and unnatural when twisting. It is far worse than the underground queen of the Western world.
.Look at your hand again. It’s just like a man’s. It’s not delicate at all. If I were to hold your hand, I’d think I was holding a man.”
After finishing speaking, Li Lang turned around and went straight to the toilet, not forgetting to add: "Don't come with me, if you dare to peek, I will sue you for indecent assault!"
Chen Yu was shocked.
The Chuyi people hiding in the dark were also petrified.
After a while.
Chen Yu exploded on the spot.
"Ah ah ah, Li Lang, I'm going to kill you!" Chen Yu has never dressed so openly before, and she has sacrificed so much today. She is confident that any man will definitely fall under her skirt.
As long as Li Lang's evidence of his crime is recorded, Li Lang can't do anything at his own discretion?
Unexpectedly, Li Lang not only didn't even touch a finger on himself, but also criticized himself as useless.
Chen Yu picked up the fruit knife and rushed towards Li Lang.
Before Li Lang entered the toilet, he glanced at Chen Yu and immediately covered his lower body: "Okay, Chen Yu, I didn't expect you to be such a person. You want to destroy yourself when you don't get it. It's so dirty!"
After saying that, he got into the toilet and slammed the toilet door.
Chen Yu was going crazy.
"Li Lang, who's going to get it! You're such a playboy and a stinking scoundrel! I don't want to get you. If you have the ability, get out of here and let me fight you for three hundred rounds."
"Dream! Even if I sleep with an old sow, I won't sleep with you."
"Ah ah ah, you are the old sow!"
In the toilet.
Li Lang patted his chest with a lingering fear on his face.
"I didn't expect Chen Yu, a violent policewoman, to be so brave. Fortunately, I am smart, otherwise I would have almost fallen into a trap." Faced with a beautiful woman like Chen Yu who came to his door, Li Lang was not a eunuch, so how could he not be moved?
?
But when he got close to the sofa, Li Lang saw Chu Yiren hiding in the dark and secretly recording the video with his mobile phone.
Li Lang understood in an instant that it must be Chen Yu's plan.
Want to plot against yourself?
Hey, I'm afraid the person who can plot against me hasn't been born yet.
"Okay, okay, Xiaoyu, don't be angry. This at least proves that he is not as dirty as you thought." Chu Yiren felt very relieved when she saw Li Lang's reaction.
Chen Yu grabbed Chu Yiren's hand and began to doubt himself: "Am I really that unbearable?"
"Where is it? You see your figure is much better than mine." Chu Yiren compared.
"Then why did he, actually do that..."
"I must be irritating you on purpose, Xiaoyu, don't think about it. Today is the day of my housewarming. I'm going to cook." Chu Yiren stood up and happened to see Li Lang coming out of the toilet. His cheeks turned red.
Weakly said: "Well, you haven't eaten, right? I'll go cook."
"Look at me, then look at you, what a difference!" Li Lang took the opportunity to hit Chen Yu again, walked up to Chu Yiren with a smile, and said affectionately: "Today I will show you my cooking skills, you go and have a rest.
Bar."
Then, he scraped Chu Yiren's nose and said, "You worked hard last night. You are much better than some people."
Teng!
Chu Zuoren's face turned even redder.
The whole body was stiff.
Was this guy teasing himself just now?
Chen Yu exploded again, stood up and rushed towards Li Lang again: "Li Lang, if you say another word, I will fight with you!"
"Hey, hey, you're big on one side and small on the other. It's easy for your body to lose balance!" After Li Lang finished talking, he slipped into the kitchen and closed the kitchen door.
"Chu Chu, look at this guy, he is definitely a stinking hooligan!" Chen Yu said angrily: "I tell you, he and Feng Mingyuan must be in the same group. Today I heard Feng Mingyuan call him brother-in-law, hey hey hey, Chu Chu
, did you hear me?"
Suddenly finding Chu Yiren in a daze, Chen Yu widened his eyes and said in disbelief: "Chu Chu, you don't really like him, do you?"
"Don't talk nonsense!" Chu Yiren's face turned even redder, his little heart couldn't stop beating like a little motor, and he sat down on the sofa as if he was running away.
"Ouch!"
Unexpectedly, as soon as he sat down, he jumped up again.
When I touched my butt, it turned out to be a little bloody.
Even the pants were cut a little.
"Chu Chu, what's wrong with you?" Chen Yu hurried over and took a look and his face tightened: "I'm sorry, I just threw the fruit knife on the sofa and forgot about it. Are you okay?"
Saying that, he wanted to take off Chu Yiren's pants.
"Beauty Chu, do you have any taboos?" Li Lang opened his mouth and looked at the two beauties on the sofa, his mouth almost drooling: "Are you so good at playing?"
Chen Yu just took off Chu Yiren's pants halfway, and suddenly heard Li Lang's voice. He turned around and saw Li Lang's appearance, and instantly understood what Li Lang meant.
The Chu Yi people were so ashamed that they wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl in.
"I, I just hurt my butt, no, it's not what you think!" Chu Yiren seemed to be afraid that Li Lang would misunderstand, so he quickly explained.
"Ah? Your butt is hurt? Let me take a look." Li Lang stepped forward to take a look, but Chen Yu blocked him directly: "You think so! Let's go, Chu Chu, go upstairs."
Pull up Chu Yiren's pants, drag Chu Yiren up the stairs.
Li Lang shook his head regretfully and got into the kitchen again.