"Look at Teacher Wen's face, it looks like a toad. Oh, it's so scary."
"Teacher Li is so amazing. I really got what Teacher Li said!"
The next second, the whole classroom was boiling again.
Everyone stood up almost at the same time and quickly moved away from Wen Bin.
Many female students even covered their noses and looked at Wen Bin with disgust.
The professors were stunned.
Feng Changqing was stunned, feeling that he had seen the most amazing scene in the world.
"Ah... no! Why? Me, how could I do this?" Wen Bin's eyes were filled with fear and he wanted to find someone for help, but whoever he walked toward would quickly back away, fearing that he would avoid him.
"No! Is it because Teacher Li slapped Wen Bin just now?" An old professor suddenly slapped his head, as if he thought of something.
The other professors seemed to come to their senses after being stunned for a moment.
"How is this possible? If a slap can cause facial paralysis and urinary incontinence, what kind of method is this?"
"Thousand Buddha's Hand, my God, this is Thousand Buddha's Hand! I didn't see it clearly just now, but now that I think about it carefully, what Professor Li just performed was Thousand Buddha's Hand!"
No one would ask who had the diagnosis anymore, and all focused their attention on the thin old man from before.
"Professor Wang, what do you mean? What Thousand Buddha's Hands?" Professor Ma asked strangely.
Professor Wang glanced at Li Lang with ardent eyes: "Thousand Buddha's Hand is an extremely advanced massage technique, but it has been lost for a long time. I only saw it once in a very ancient book. It is said that I want to master this technique.
Thousand Buddha's Hand is a master of human body acupoints that is treasured and meticulous, and as long as it is used, even people who have been paralyzed for many years can stand up again. The effect is so powerful that it cannot even be compared with the most advanced medical technology today."
"How is this possible?"
"Are you kidding me?"
"Where in the world can such a magical massage technique be found?"
"Why, you don't believe it?" Professor Wang suddenly darkened his face when he saw the crowd questioning, and said seriously: "I am a highly paid massage expert hired by our school. In this field, you actually dare to question my authority?"
As soon as Professor Wang said these words, everyone was speechless.
Professor Wang is right, in the field of massage, no one can compare with him.
Let alone the University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, no one in the country can compete with Professor Wang.
"Humph, why are you silent?" Seeing that everyone was silent, Professor Wang suddenly became a little embarrassed and said proudly: "I have been studying acupuncture points on the human body since I was two years old, and achieved therapeutic effects through massage. My ancestors even more
This Tao is extremely profound, and in the whole world, in this field, I dare to say that I am second, but no one dares to say that I am first.”
"Professor Wang, is Teacher Li's Thousand Buddha's Hands above you or below you?" A student suddenly said weakly.
Professor Wang's face froze, he gave the student a hard look, and suddenly he knelt down in front of Li Lang: "Professor Li, this disciple is short-sighted and I have offended you so much before. If you are willing, please accept me as your disciple."
?In this life, if I can learn this set of Thousand Buddhas Hands, I will die without regrets."
The painting style changed drastically.
It made everyone open their mouths.
Just now he was bragging that he was invincible.
But he turned around and knelt down in front of Li Lang.
Isn't this too thick-skinned?
Li Lang quickly pulled Professor Wang up: "You are quite knowledgeable, but why do you think you all have the same virtue?"
Seeing Li Lang's admission, Professor Wang became even more excited: "Professor Li, no, Mr. Li, that slap you just gave Wen Bin was really the hand of a thousand Buddhas?"
With this excitement, he respectfully addressed Li Lang as sir.
"This person has evil intentions, I'm just giving him a small punishment." Li Lang nodded, and put his hands behind his back like a master, and looked at Wen Bin with a smile: "Let's talk about it."
That look made many female classmates become obsessed with her again.
"Wow! Teacher Li is so handsome!"
"Just a slap made the aloof old professor bend his back."
"Such heroic spirit should be a role model for our generation!"
"Teacher Li, you are so charming! I love you so much!"
Nalan Fengying shouted, which immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the classroom.
Feng Changqing also breathed a long sigh of relief.
He shook his head rather helplessly.
My prospective grandson-in-law is really not a fuel-efficient person.
It actually happened like this.
I was scared to death just now, old man.
"Li Lang, stop messing around. Since Professor Wang is convinced, hurry up and cure Teacher Wen's facial paralysis and urinary incontinence." Feng Changqing stood up and began to smooth things over.
After all, we are all colleagues and we will have to work together in the future. It would not be good if we were too tense.
"Yes, yes, Master Li, please quickly cure Wen Bin's disease." Professor Wang looked at Li Lang expectantly and called Master Li again. This was a sign that even if Li Lang didn't admit that he was the master, he would still be shameless.
The attitude of recognizing Li Lang as a teacher.
"Hey, Old Man Wang, are you sure you want to call Li Lang Master Li?" Feng Changqing suddenly asked with a smile: "Li Lang is my grandson-in-law. If you call him Master Li, then you are not allowed to call me Master?"
"Bah, what do you have to do here?" Professor Wang glared at Feng Changqing: "Humph, could it be that your family has a granddaughter, but ours doesn't?"
Feng Changqing's pupils shrank and he felt bad.
There are already enough competitors, so isn't this just causing trouble for yourself?
"Just kidding, just kidding, hey, Lao Wang, I was just joking with you." Feng Changqing quickly showed weakness and almost begged: "Olao Wang, it's better not to let Li Lang know your granddaughter, okay?"
"Humph!" Professor Wang turned his head and ignored Feng Changqing at all.
Feng Changqing wished he could slap himself twice.
Why are you talking so much when you have nothing to do? Isn't this looking for a competitor for your granddaughter?
What a mouthful.
"Eh, no, I remember you only have one grandson, right?" Feng Changqing asked Professor Wang strangely, as if he suddenly thought of something again.
Professor Wang didn't take it seriously: "What's wrong with me having only one grandson? I also have nieces, nieces, and female apprentices. If that doesn't work, I can ask my grandson to change his gender. Isn't he my granddaughter?"
"You, you are cruel!" Feng Changqing's mouth twitched and he was speechless.
In this moment, Wen Bin's crotch was already soaked, and the whole classroom was filled with a strong aura of sensuality.
However, the muscles on Wen Bin's face became more and more slumped, looking as if the plasticine had melted, which was a bit scary.
Wen Bin took out his mobile phone and turned the camera over. After seeing the situation on his face, he was so frightened that he knelt down in front of Li Lang and kept pleading: "Mr. Li, Teacher Li, I was wrong! I really know I was wrong.
, I am not as good as a pig or a dog, I say, I say everything, please let me go!"
Subsequently, Li Lang did not ask Li Lang to ask at all. On 151, I will calculate Li Lang's matter.
Everyone was uproar after listening.
"Wow! Subject!"
"Wen Bin, I didn't expect you to be so vicious!"
"Huh, Mr. Li, who is so genius, almost missed us because of your jealousy!"
"President Feng, this kind of defeat, can no longer stay in our school anymore!"
"Fleeing, Fleeing!"
"Yes, I see, not only to be fired, his facial paralysis is so good, don't treat it."
The old professors change their face faster than turning the book. Teacher Li called one by one, for fear that it would be slow.
Li Lang looked at these old -fashioned old professors, and shook his head helplessly, and stepped forward to slap Wen Bin's face.
Wen Bin must be fired, and the punishment is almost the same. Lang Li is naturally too lazy to make Wen Bin become facial paralysis.
Moreover, Li Lang also has the intention to show the effect of the thousand bergamot in front of the professors.
Otherwise, if someone often questions himself in the future, it is not annoying.
In front of the eyes, the muscles on Wen Bin's face slowly returned to normal.
In less than ten minutes, Wen Bin's face returned to the beginning.
Everyone is stunned.
There is no doubt about Li Lang's thousands of bergamot.
Nalan Fengying ran forward and ran directly to Li Lang's body to hang up like a bag of puppets: "Teacher Li, you are so handsome! Oh, since you slap your face, you can turn the face paralyzed.
When you slap with beauty, you can make people fart more with a slap? If you can, draw me! "
Li Lang is full of black lines.
The wolf king just pretended to be forced. Why do you have to drive me?
"Come down, come down, so many people look at it." Li Lang picked Nalan Fengying hard, but couldn't pick it up.
Feng Yuzhu saw this scene, inexplicable a little uncomfortable: "Nalan Phoenix, what are you doing, come down!"
This throat is really useful.
Nalan Fengxian spit tongue and slid down from Li Lang.
However, the huge on the chest rolled over Li Lang, and the male students were envious.
After a group of professors accused Wen Bin, they surrounded Li Lang and began to ask with students.
No matter what the question, Li Lang can answer freely.
Just after a while, all the professors were like turning into an old fan, worshiping Li Lang, and the profound medical skills of Li Lang, even more amazing.
Finally, the bell rang after class.
Feng Changqing looked at Li Lang's respect, and the pride that could not be covered on his face: "Okay, after class, go all, all of them, there will be a colleague in the future, there are any problems, let's discuss it slowly."
Later, Wen Bin, who was losing his soul, gave a glance: "You, take the initiative to submit the resignation letter."
After all the teachers left, Nalan Fengying came to Li Lang again: "Teacher Li, you are so handsome today, I invite you to have a meal at noon?"
Li Lang just wanted to refuse, but the phone rang.
It was called by the demon Ji.
Li Lang quickly picked up the phone: "Say."
"I found it, the iron hand was with Guo Youcai."
"So fast?" Li Lang was a little surprised: "I know, don't act lightly, I handle it myself."