"Since that's the case, I'll say it." Li Lang suddenly raised his voice: "You not only have nocturnal emissions when you go to bed at night, but also enuresis."
boom!
In a word, the whole classroom was silent.
All the students' eyes were staring at Guo Fei.
Guo Fei's face turned red: "You are nonsense and talk nonsense, you are nonsense!"
But that performance was completely like there was no silver here.
"Why, don't believe it?" Li Lang shrugged: "Since you don't admit it, I can't do anything about it. However, it's best to treat your condition earlier, otherwise you will soon have urinary incontinence."
"You, you..." Guo Fei looked at the classmates with strange eyes and pointed at them, and he had the urge to find a crack in the ground to get in: "Okay, the surname Li, you are ruthless!"
He felt that if he stayed there, he would probably be a shame, so he turned around and ran out of the classroom.
Now, everyone looked at Li Lang like a weirdo.
Is the new teacher so powerful?
He could see Guo Fei's illness at a glance.
Oh my God, Guo Fei is so coquettish, but he didn't expect that he would still be like that!
After a while, the whole classroom started to make a fuss.
"See me what's wrong with me?" Nalan Fengying was also extremely surprised and was the first to rush to Li Lang.
Li Lang grabbed the other party's wrist and looked into the vein: "You have forked your urine."
"Oh my God, how did you know?" Nalan Fengying widened her eyes, not only without any shame, but she screamed excitedly: "Seldom know about this, Teacher Li, you are so amazing! You are not
I know that I have had a urinary fork three years ago, but it’s so fun. Every time I go to the toilet, I will deliberately observe it and find that sometimes the urine can be divided into two forks, sometimes the urine can be divided into three forks, or even multiple forks, and later
With my continuous experiments, I can now divide two forks if I want to divide two forks. If I want to divide three forks, I am awesome, right?"
Li Lang was covered in black lines.
Are you funny?
Although urine bifurcation is not a bad thing, is it really good if you play so blatantly?
"What, is there anyone questioning me?" Li Lang ignored Nalan Fengying.
Since seeing Nalan Fengying in the classroom, Li Lang began to doubt whether he was going to be the teacher.
Nalan Fengying looks so cute, but she seems to have a problem with her head and doesn’t know how to write the word shame.
"Teacher Li, please help me see, help me see!"
Seeing Li Lang telling Nalan Fengying's illness again, the other students in the class were sensation and all rushed to Li Lang.
"You just have insomnia usually, just go to bed early at night."
"You can watch less movies in the evening and be nice to yourself."
"Your face is not acne, but because you lack the moisturizing effect of your boyfriend, just find a boyfriend."
"Your head is not bald. If you pull off less hair in the future, you will naturally have more hair."
As Li Lang kept telling about the symptoms of his classmates in the class, the whole class was in full bloom.
"Miscellaneous Doctor! Teacher Li, you are so awesome!"
"Teacher Li, you are so handsome. Do you have a girlfriend?"
"What are you thinking? If you ask this kind of question, do you want to give Teacher Li a free medical treatment in the future?"
"So what's wrong? I just like a man who is as young and handsome as Teacher Li, who is very skilled in medicine."
"Look at your big pie face, let's forget it."
"So what's wrong with my big pie face? Why are you, a man, always going forward?"
"Ahem, Teacher Li, do you have a boyfriend?"
"Hait...puff!"
A large amount of vomited directly on the scene.
Before we knew it, the time for a class was up.
Li Lang stretched out: "It's finally over, classmates, see you next time."
"No, Teacher Li, you haven't treated me yet."
"That's right, I finally got the queue, and I want to see it too."
Many students queuing behind were full of reluctance.
But how could Li Lang stay for more?
Being this teacher by yourself is just finding something to do. If this continues, the classroom will not be a classroom, but will become an outpatient department.
After finally leaving the classroom, Li Lang came to the school gate and saw that the 28-large bar was thrown next to a trash can not far away. The garbage truck was about to throw the 28-large bar into the car.
"It's outrageous. That Guo Fei actually threw away my big baby." Li Lang stepped forward and snatched the bicycle back. After taking a closer look, he found that there was no loss except for the scratch.
"Hehe, it's not bad, I made 100,000 yuan in vain." Li Lang breathed a sigh of relief and rode his bicycle to Longhu Villa leisurely.
As soon as Li Lang left, Nalan Fengying drove a sports car and left the school gate.
"Teacher Li? Look at me not seducing you to death tonight!" Looking at Li Lang's back, a hint of cunning flashed in Nalan Fengying's eyes.
She drove the car quickly and headed straight to Longhu Villa.
The dream of Paris Casino.
In a private room, Guo Fei, who looked depressed, drank three large glasses of water one after another, "I'm so angry, damn, that guy actually really understands medical skills!"
Guo Fei naturally knew about his nocturnal emission and enuresis.
But today Li Lang said it to his face, I am afraid that this face will be lost.
"Brother, what's wrong with you? You look so unhappy!" A man with a somewhat similar appearance to Guo Fei walked over and sat next to Guo Fei.
Guo Fei snorted: "Brother, I've been bullied. Damn, that guy is so good at pretending, but he's pretending, and Nalan Fengying actually said he has personality!"
"Oh?" The man was Guo Fei's brother Guo Tian.
He immediately became interested when he heard Guo Fei's words: "Speak for me to listen?"
Guo Fei knew that Guo Tian was doing well outside and had many thugs under his command.
Therefore, he wanted to ask Guo Tian to avenge him, but he did not hide it. He told him that he would be defeated under Li Lang's hands.
After hearing this, Guo Tian was stunned: "Can he really see your nocturnal emission and enuresis?"
"Brother, I told you that you don't want to hear you say this." Guo Fei said ashamed and annoyed: "Brother, can you avenge me?"
Guo Tian smiled slightly and said indifferently: "A teacher who didn't know what back door he entered the school. Isn't it easy to teach him a lesson? However, I still have a goal recently, waiting for me to get that woman.
Later, my brother promised to let that shit Li Lang kneel in front of you and sing to conquer you."
"Brother, you haven't got that Chu Yiren yet?" Guo Fei seemed to know what Guo Tian was going to do, and immediately became interested. He licked his lips and said greedily: "Brother, I have also met Chu Yiren. I heard that he was very interested.
She is also a doctor and looks really good. Although she is not as unique as Nalan Fengying, she is definitely the beauty among beauties. Brother, can you let me taste it after you finish it?"
"That's natural." Guo Tian narrowed his eyes: "It's boring to get the best beauty too quickly, but the temperature is almost the same. Chu Yiren's father owes me 300,000 yuan. Now he
It's almost impossible to hold on. Haha, it won't take long to get the profits, and they will definitely not be able to pay them back. At that time, will Chu Yiren be allowed to control me?"
"Brother, I'm so looking forward to it!" Guo Fei rubbed his hands with a look of yearning.
Guo Tian suddenly turned his head and stared at Guo Fei: "But, Xiaofei, I would like to remind you that Dad asked you to pursue Nalan Fengying, which is a task given to you. If you can walk with Nalan Fengying, for us
For the Guo family, it is definitely a great opportunity. So, no matter what method you use, you must get Nalan Fengying. But remember, don’t do anything concise, do you understand?”
"Brother, of course I know. I'm not working hard all the time." Guo Fei thought of Nalan Fengying's willingness to take the initiative to post Li Lang than to say something more to him. He felt extremely depressed and couldn't help cursing again.