Lu's mouth ate, and he became angry and shouted: "I, the dignified Taoist Master Lu, knew it for five hundred years before and five hundred years later. How can you two brats not believe what I say?"
Another voice came from outside the door, "Brag! If you have this ability, can you still be locked up here?"
Lu Kouchuan immediately glared and said, "What, you actually said I was bragging? Do you dare to make a bet with me?"
"What kind of bet?"
"If I win, please help me send a message."
"What if you lose?"
"I lost... I will call you Grandpa ten times."
"Okay, it's settled."
The two people readily agreed. Presumably, they would be able to get the head of Nanhai to call them grandpa, which would be a huge bonus for them.
Lu Kouchuan stuffed a few pieces of rice paper and half a bottle of ink through the crack in the door.
"Put a palm print on the paper with ink, and just come over if you want to ask anything!"
He was afraid that the two of them would cheat, so he added: "Young master, I have something to say first. If the calculation is correct, you are not allowed to cheat. You must swear by your master."
The two people outside the door discussed for a while, and then readily agreed. They had heard of Lu Kouchuan's name. It was said that it was very accurate, and it was hard to get a fortune for money. Besides, if they lost, it would only be for him.
Let me spread the news. It's not against the rules. No matter what, the deal between the two of them is a bloody profit.
After a while, two pieces of paper with handprints were stuffed in one after another.
Lu Kouchuan looked at it carefully with his hands on the left and right at the same time. Someone outside the door said eagerly: "The first piece of paper is my fingerprint. Do you like it?"
Lu Kouchuan's expression did not change and he said confidently: "Just ask whatever you want to ask!"
"Since you have known each other for five hundred years, then you should first take a look at what happened in my previous life! If you can tell what happened in my previous life, you can say whatever you want. I won't embarrass you."
Lu Kouchuan smiled evilly: "Oh?"
"Little brother, I have seen a lot of things. Is it really convenient for me to tell you?"
Listening to Lu Chuan's arrogant words, the man's tone was not small, "But it doesn't matter, I'm afraid you won't do it?"
Lu Kouchuan raised his voice and said, "Then you have to listen carefully. Your qualifications are not enough to enter Xishu Mountain. You established connections and took a large amount of pills before the test to cheat you. Later, you overdosed on pills and almost killed you."
It’s a dog’s life, right?”
The man outside the door was silent for a while and said: "Many of my brothers know this. It's nothing. You must have asked about me somewhere. It's not unusual. Tell me something else."
"It seems that I have to tell you something secret before you can believe it."
"That's natural."
Lu Kouchuan smiled sinisterly, boy, you asked for this, so he fired a barrage of bullets and said.
"You like to spy on women taking baths. You were beaten recently because of this. You lost your virginity at the age of fifteen and still gave it to an old lady. You are used to picking your nose with your little finger because you feel it.
Shit is salty and delicious. The purpose of your coming to Xishu Mountain is to practice your magical powers and dominate many beauties. You wipe your butt after pooping and you will give it a couple of buckles, because you think your place is very elastic and you like to pee...
…”
"Stop, stop, stop."
The man outside the door quickly shouted to stop, and when he continued speaking, he didn't know what he was going to say.
Li Chichi walked up behind him with a look of disgust on her face and kicked him hard. Just when she thought Lu Kouchuan was setting him up on purpose, the person outside the door cursed her and asked, "How did you know that?"
of?"
Li Chichi suddenly felt sick again. It turned out that what he said was true.
"Damn, is this so evil?"
The other person was as unbelievable as Li Chi Chi. He could know this just by looking at his palms?
Li Chichi quickly put his hands behind his back and said viciously in his heart: If you dare to look at my palms from now on, I will definitely chop you off.
"I still don't believe it. Look at the second picture. That's mine."
"What do you want to ask?"
"First...be like him first!"
"Yeah." Lu Kouchuan agreed, looked at it carefully and then suddenly shouted "Holy shit".
The three people were stunned at the same time, and then heard him say: "You are more fierce than him. You basically have what he has. Moreover, you started visiting brothels when you were sixteen, and you were infected with the poison of flowers and willows, until you met
Only a medical immortal can cure you, and it’s your lifeblood!”
"Stop, stop, take it, I'm taking it, your calculations are all right."
If they hadn't sworn an oath from their masters, they would never admit to such a shameful thing.
The man was wiping cold sweat outside the door. If others found out about this, how would he see anyone? Not long after, I finally heard him say:
"My two brothers are ignorant of Mount Tai. Don't blame Senior Brother Lu."
Old God Lu Kouchuan is here: "It's easy to talk, easy to talk."
The two people outside the door were very respectful: "My brothers will definitely take care of the news transmission, but can you trouble Senior Brother Lu to show us our marriage?"
Lu Kouchuan threw away the two pieces of ink paper and said, "I've seen it before. Now you have a crush on the same person."
When saying this, Senior Brother Lu also thought about this problem. The top beauty in Xishu Jianshan is now Senior Sister Peizhi. It must be that both of them are interested in her! First of all, I think of the relationship between the two of them.
Despite the sordid past, I felt worthless for that woman.
After the two were silent for a moment, they continued to ask: "What was the result? What was the result?"
Lu Kouchuan became serious and said politely: "Why not take pity on the person in front of you."
After a long time, someone seemed to understand what he meant and said thank you: "Thank you very much, Senior Brother Lu, for your guidance. I wonder what news Senior Brother Lu wants us to convey?"
Lu Kou Chuan said: "Without him, the true identity of Li Changye, the leader of the Xuanyao Machine Sect, is one of the Four Ancient Guards. I want everyone in the mountains to know this news."
The two discussed for a while before replying: "This matter is not difficult. I guarantee that all sects will know the news before sunset. As for...the fortune-telling, I ask Senior Brother Lu to keep it secret."
"Of course, this is the prime minister's rule, so don't worry, two junior brothers."
Hearing what he said, the two of them felt relieved and said, "Thank you, senior brother."
After the two straightened their clothes, they mumbled silently. Lu Kouchuan immediately put on a smile, shook his head and turned around. If he doesn't take credit at this time, how can he wait?
boom----
A wooden bench came into close contact with his long face. Senior Brother Lu was knocked to the ground by the bench, and his limbs continued to twitch.
Li Chichi threw away the wooden stool: "Lukou Chuan, I'm warning you, you are not allowed to look at my palm in the future."
Senior Brother Lu was lying on the ground, his mouth was crooked, his eyes were slanted, and his nose was bleeding. He said with difficulty: "If you have something to say...it's easy to say...why...use violence."
"Are you thinking I'm rude?"
Li Chichi kicked him hard on the butt again.
"Ouch...ouch..."
Senior Brother Lu's inarticulate wailing sound came from Zhiyue Pavilion again.
…
Before Shen Liang, the leader of Tianji Sect, was buried, Zhou Pingsheng rushed over urgently. After checking his wound, he fell into confusion. This wound was exactly the same as that of the deceased members of Shenyu Sect. Was my previous guess wrong?
The disaster of the Corpse King is getting worse and worse. Except for the three mountains in the world, everyone is in danger. Two of the eighteen ranked sects have been wiped out by him in just one month. This makes people really horrified. When Li Changye is the member of the Four Ancient Guards
After the news spread, not only did it not arouse people's goodwill, but it made ordinary people and monks from various sects more afraid. How powerful were the four ancient guards! Now that they are possessed by demons, who else can be defeated?
Although Zhou Pingsheng and Lu Kouchuan tried their best to protect Xuanyao Ji, things still got out of control.
A few days later, Xishu Jianshan issued a red "Zombie Order" to the world. Anyone who hunts zombies can go to Xishu Jianshan with the zombie's head in exchange for a generous reward. Those with outstanding results can also be admitted to Xishu University under special circumstances.
Official disciple of Shushan.
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Zhuhuang Nanyin Valley
The old man Kuishui looked at the Tage Forest not far away in a trance. It was the place where she grew up in the past. The unbearable memories of the past years have been in her mind. She has thought about them so many times. Now that she has returned again, she has
The feeling of 'can't bear to read'.
"Master? Shouldn't they be the ones who go to see you?"
Qingliang was indignant. No matter where he judged it, the status of Zhuhuang Nanying Valley surpassed the current Tage Forest.
"You can't say that. After all, he is also a senior brother, so etiquette cannot be messed up."
Qingliang murmured in a low voice: "Besides, haven't the families already been separated?"
Seeing that no one came out to greet us in Tage Lin for a long time, even the good-tempered Zhou Xinrui was a little angry: "We came here with good intentions, why is Uncle Goat so unwelcome to see us? There is not even a doorman to greet us?" This chapter has been completed!
