Zhuo Mu didn't know if his words touched other people, but he himself was moved.
He felt that it was a good thing that he was being slapped. It was to break his ignorance and interrupt his past...
He used to be very concerned about those strings of dzi beads, because they were left by the eminent monks of the Buren Palace. Carrying them with him will help him practice. But the real Buddha said that it is better to ask for others than to ask for yourself. It can be seen that cultivation still has to rely on oneself after all! He
I realized that if I relied on Dzi beads to practice cultivation, I would have fallen into the evil heretic! Fortunately, I was a disciple of the true Buddha, so I let him hit me with a stick, and I was completely enlightened!
Zhuo Mu's masturbation session...well, self-comfort, it's top notch!
Qi Bingxian said: "Then do you want to go back with this Dzi Bead?"
Zhuo Mu shook his head and said: "Since you have awakened the disciple, the disciple will naturally no longer be attached to these external objects!"
Zhang Tianshi on the side raised one hand and said with a smile: "Blessed Lord, I would like to congratulate fellow Taoist for awakening and recognizing yourself clearly."
Zhuo Mu said: "Everything is a matter of fate. Thank you, Lord Heavenly Master."
Zhang Tianshi secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Since Zhuo Mu recognized Qi Dangxian as a true Buddha and claimed to be his disciple, his disaster could be resolved!
Otherwise, if Zhuo Mu makes things worse, he may have to face a father-son mixed doubles match between Qi Buyu and Qi Bingxian.
Qi Dang leisurely thought that since Zhuo Mu didn't pursue the matter of the Dzi Bead, he didn't bother to argue with him. A true Buddha should be a true Buddha, and he wouldn't lose a piece of his flesh anyway.
Moreover, Zhuo Mu has a very important position in Buren Palace, and it is not a bad thing to be recognized as a true Buddha by him.
"I bet the Dzi beads you gave me belong to this eminent monk?!" Yang Guanguan finally came to her senses at this time. Thinking of the origin of the Dzi beads, she raised her eyebrows and looked at Qi unhappily.
Take it easy.
"Haha, yes! Everything in the world is destined. This Dzi Bead is destined for you, and you don't have to worry about who its previous owner was." Qi Bingxian has a strong learning ability and immediately used Zhuo Mu's trick before.
Use rhetoric to deceive Yang Guanguan.
After hearing this, Yang Guanguan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he was also curious and couldn't help asking: "Then who knocked his sap and robbed him?"
Qi Dang was speechless for a moment before responding: "Who else could it be besides the bandit leader?"
Yang Guanguan inexplicably thought of Qi Buyu, who was known as the "Big Boss", and was shocked. He couldn't see that Qi Buyu would do such a thing!
Qi Bingxian also didn't expect that Qi Buyu would knock out a sap and actually give him an extra apprentice. It was really funny and made people laugh and cry.
He really wanted to know what Zhuo Mu would look like when he knelt down towards him in front of Rigpa Tathagata and shouted for the True Buddha?!
"Congratulations, great uncle, for gaining another great disciple!" Zhang Tianshi said to Qi Bingxian.
"Uncle Master?!" Zhuo Mu couldn't help but froze, and then clasped his hands together, as if he thought of something, and deceived himself again.
Qi Dingxian said: "I said, he calls me Master Uncle. It shows that I have the identity of a Taoist sect. Do you still think that I am a true Buddha?"
Zhuo Mu laughed and said: "Buddhism and Taoism have the same origin, and they all exist to pursue the great road. In the past, old Dan Shang went west to Hangu Pass and transformed Hu into a Buddha."
Qi Dingxian took a deep breath and said: "Then, I say that I am the Archbishop of the Southern District of the Holy Religion. How should you respond?"
Zhuo Mu said: "The clones of the true Buddha are as numerous as the sands of the Ganges River, spread throughout the three thousand worlds. So what if you have such an identity? That is also to save people!"
Qi Bingxian raised his thumb, awesome, if he could have Zhuo Mu as eloquent, what else would he have to worry about in the Shura Field?
Yang Guanguan also found it funny. The scenes at this scene were inexplicably funny. There was an archbishop of the Holy Cult, a Taoist Celestial Master, and a Holy Monk of Buren Palace...
"Disciple will follow Master from now on, learn from Master how to save oneself and save others, and strive to achieve righteousness as soon as possible!" Zhuo Mu said to Qi Yingxian, with a pious look on his face.
Zhang Tianshi smacked his lips and didn't know what to say. He felt that Zhuo Mu was really miserable. He was beaten with a sap and all the treasures were taken away. At this moment, he actually fooled himself into becoming Qi Bingxian's disciple!
"Don't follow me. Practice alone. Your Buddhist practice is already advanced enough. You don't need to learn anything from me. The rest is for you to realize on your own!" Qi Dingxian said.
He would not bring such an eye-catching light bulb as Zhuo Mu beside him. He is two meters tall and looks like an eyesore!
After hearing this, Zhuo Mu said thoughtfully: "Well... As expected of Master, you have already understood the essence of practice. Thank you for clarifying my doubts!"
Qi Dangxian couldn't laugh or cry, how could he lick this?!
However, Zhang Tianshi secretly thought: "It would be best not to follow him, lest Zhuo Mu also follow in Jiu Heng's footsteps and become nondescript and claim to be the AK47 Buddha or something like that."
"You can go back to practice with peace of mind. If anything happens, I will contact you." Qi Yingying said.
Zhuo Mu took out his elderly phone and left Qi Bongxian's contact information.
Seeing this, Zhang Tianshi couldn't help but feel a little happy. He felt that he was a practitioner who kept pace with the times, and he was carrying the most advanced flagship smartphone in his pocket!
He even has a huge fan base on some social media.
In the past, he uploaded some videos of practicing martial arts and nourishing qi, and only gained a few fans. But since he started explaining "Fangzhongshu" and "Huiyang Kung", the number of fans has increased sharply.
Almost every day, fans leave messages on his homepage, saying that a friend has a sore back when he wakes up in the morning and wants to help him ask if there are any boxing piles he can learn to strengthen the essence and strengthen the kidneys.
"Sure enough, my Taoist sect is more advanced!" Zhang Tianshi thought to himself, feeling that being able to surpass the eminent monks of Buren Palace in this aspect is something to be happy about.
Zhuo Mu bowed to Qi Yiyi and then turned around and left. Although he lost all his magic weapons, he was happy in his heart, thinking that he had made another qualitative leap in his spiritual practice.
He was even planning to return to his place of worship, take the broken "stick of wisdom" back to the Buren Palace, hang it on the wall, look up at it every day, and remind himself to examine himself three times.
After Zhuo Mu left, Qi Dangxian looked Zhang Tianshi up and down and said, "You are quite good at playing, aren't you?!"
Zhang Tianshi looked solemn and said: "Uncle Master, Pindao also calculated that Zhuo Mu has a fate with you, so he attracted him here!"
"It should be noted that Zhuo Mu is a holy monk of Buren Palace and is respected as the reincarnation of Buddha."
"Isn't it just right that he recognizes you, my uncle, as a true Buddha?"
Qi Dangxian sneered repeatedly and said: "You should mind your own business from now on!"
Zhang Tianshi smiled and did not dare to speak any more.
"Sure enough, self-imagination is the most deadly." Qi Dingxian couldn't help but sigh.
"I'm still a little surprised, why does Zhuo Mu think you are a true Buddha?" Yang Guanguan asked.
Zhang Tianshi opened his mouth, but in the end he held back and did not say anything. Qi Bingxian also laughed and said: "The secret of heaven must not be leaked!"