After hearing the two people's plan, Zhu Di shouted that it was feasible. He put one arm around Li Qing's neck and the other around Xiaopang... He didn't find his neck, so he simply put his arm around his shoulders and said with a smile:
"Come on, let's go to the nave to have a drink and talk while we drink."
The three of them sat down. Not long after, the food and drinks were served. They were about to eat and drink when Xu Miaoyun came.
"Your Majesty, I have something to tell you."
"You didn't see that I was busy..." Seeing that his wife's face was not very good, Zhu Di swallowed the second half of the sentence and reorganized his words, "Ahem, what's the matter?"
Xu Miaoyun did not shy away from Li Qing and said bluntly: "When will Gao Xu become a vassal?"
"It's not urgent. Let him stay for a while."
"Aren't you in a hurry?" Xu Miaoyun frowned, then endured it, "Your Majesty, think about it carefully, is this okay?"
"What's the point?" Zhu Di rolled his eyes, "Why are you, a mother-in-law, more cruel than me? Why do you want your son to stay with you longer?"
"You...!" Xu Miaoyun suppressed her anger and said, "I'll talk to you later."
"No, if you have something to say, just say it here!" Zhu Di was not stupid, "If you don't say it, don't say it again."
"Okay." Xu Miaoyun gritted her teeth, "Gao Chi, please step back first."
When the little fat boy saw that his mother was about to get angry, he didn't dare to neglect her. He didn't even bother to eat or drink. He immediately nodded and said, "My son, please leave."
The war was about to break out. Although Li Qing wanted to eat melon, he also knew that it would be difficult to eat, so he stood up and resigned with a wink.
"You can't leave, the state affairs haven't been finished yet." Zhu Di grabbed him, "I haven't fully understood the household registration system yet."
Li Qing gave up. Since the fourth man insisted on letting him eat the melon, there was nothing else to say, just eat it.
"Queen, please tell me." Zhu Di felt confident and continued to behave like an emperor.
Xu Miaoyun took a deep breath and asked: "Your Majesty, you don't know who the heroes of Jingnan are thinking about, right?
If Gao Chi fails to become a vassal, they will have thoughts in their hearts, which is not a good thing for Gao Chi or Gao Xu."
"As long as I'm here, they can't change the world." Zhu Di said calmly, with full force.
Xu Miaoyun's beautiful eyes narrowed, and she held back her anger and said: "Is the emperor doing this on purpose to make their brothers fight?"
"As long as I'm here, you don't have to worry about this."
"Of course I am worried," Xu Miaoyun said angrily, "They are my sons, can I not worry?"
"Haha, a woman's opinion." Zhu Di said lightly, "What you can think of, I can't think of?"
"Zhu Di!"
Xu Miaoyun became angry, and her arrogant energy could no longer be suppressed and completely exploded.
Normally, she would never embarrass her man in front of outsiders, but this time it was different. It was about her two sons, and she could not maintain restraint.
Li Qing swallowed his saliva and thought to himself: "Is this something I can see?"
The henpeck he had cultivated for many years could not be corrected at any time. Zhu Di instinctively shrank his neck and wanted to give in. Then when he saw Li Qing, his courage suddenly became stronger.
"What's the fuss about?" Zhu Di frowned and said, "Look at you, how can you look like a queen?"
Xu Miaoyun was stunned. Immediately, a huge grievance came to her heart, tears fell from her eyes, and she cried: "Zhu Di, you bastard!"
"presumptuous!"
Perhaps Zhu Di got too involved in the drama and got angry and overturned the table immediately.
The sumptuous dishes were spoiled before he could even eat them. The soup was all over the floor, which made Li Qing feel very distressed.
Cursing secretly: If you two quarrel, just quarrel. Don’t lift the table. I haven’t eaten yet!
"Okay, okay!" Xu Miaoyun said in a cold voice, "Now that he is the emperor, he is capable, right? Okay, if you don't abolish the queen today, you will not be a man."
Zhu Di was so angry that he immediately came up and insisted on shaking off his husband. He raised his hand to slap people.
"Your Majesty, think twice!"
Li Qing quickly stopped the fourth child and slapped him down, and the family would probably break up.
Furthermore, although Xu Miaoyun was a bit pampered, she was a sensible person who took the overall situation into consideration, not to mention that for the sake of Little Fatty, Li Qing naturally turned to her.
After being stopped like this, Zhu Di woke up and couldn't take back the slap he slapped, so he simply slapped Li Qing.
When he saw this attitude, Li Qing became angry and tried to persuade him to start a fight. What crime did he have?
Li Qing took advantage of the situation to dodge, and even instinctively wanted to slap him back, but in the end his reason prevailed.
Zhu Di used too much force, and the inertia caused his feet to become unstable. He staggered to the ground and fell flat on his butt.
Now, he was completely embarrassed.
"Presumptuous, one or two, they are all so damn presumptuous...!"
Li Qing ignored him, knowing that this was the end of the meal for him, and he wouldn't be able to see the rest of it, so he just stayed out of the way.
What does it have to do with letting the flood surge into the sky?
As soon as he left the palace gate, he heard a jingle of bells behind him. Li Qing really wanted to look back and see that such a big melon was rare. If he missed it this time, he might never see it again in the future.
After a pause, Li Qing quickly rushed towards the East Palace.
He didn't want to eat melon, he just wanted to draw Xiaopang to break up the fight, and couldn't bear to let Xiaopang's family fall apart.
A quarter of an hour later, Li Qing pulled the chubby little boy back to the middle hall.
"Don't... stop fighting." The little fat man was out of breath as he ran all the way. He bent down and said, "Here, give me some face."
In fact, the two of them didn't really fight, they just threw things one at a time.
Xu Miaoyun's chest rose and fell violently. She was so pampered and had never been so angry. She immediately took off her phoenix crown and threw it to the ground, saying calmly:
"It doesn't matter if I don't deserve this queen. Tomorrow I will go back to Yunnan with Gao Xu. If you want to establish a feudal lord in Nannan, you can establish as many queens as you want."
"Haha." Zhu Di sneered.
Wherever there is oppression, there is resistance. The fourth child was really angry this time, "Only women and villains are difficult to raise. Those who are far away will be resentful, and those who are close will be disrespectful. The ancients are sincere and I will not bully you!"
She has no husband and is arrogant because of her favor. It’s time for the Ming Dynasty’s empress to be replaced. If you have the ability, leave. If you leave today, I will establish a new queen tomorrow.”
"Okay, I'll leave today."
Xu Miaoyun smiled bitterly, turned around and left.
"Mother, don't be impulsive, for the sake of your son..."
"Pah——!"
Before the little fat man could finish his words, his mother slapped him so hard that half of his face turned red.
"Get out of my way!" Xu Miaoyun shook off Xiaopang's hand and left the hall angrily.
Xiaopang rubbed his cheek, ignoring the pain, and quickly advised: "Father, please go and persuade me, my mother is really angry this time."
"I advise your mother!" Zhu Di scolded, "She is angry, and I am still angry. I have had enough. I want to go away. I will find you a bride tomorrow."
"Dad, you've gone too far!" Xiaopang was a little angry, "My mother..."
"Bang--!"
The little fat man's eyes were sealed by a punch, and he squatted on the ground in pain. Then he paralyzed based on his experience. He covered his head with one hand and protected his crotch with the other, and shouted urgently:
"Brother Qing, go quickly and persuade my mother to stop her. I'm here to support you."
Seeing Zhu Di beating a dog, Li Qing felt distressed and said, "Did you resist?"
"It's awesome."
Xiaopang replied hastily, and then took the time to ask Zhu Di, "Dad, haven't you eaten?"
…
Li Qing couldn't bear to watch any more and hurriedly chased Xu Miaoyun.
Soon, Li Qing caught up with her.
"Your Majesty, please go back. Your Majesty is just angry. Don't take it personally."
"Get out of the way." Xu Miaoyun said coldly, "This is my family matter."
"...The royal family has no family affairs." Li Qing threatened, "If you don't go back, the prince will be beaten to death."
"He dares?"
"How dare he." Li Qing added fuel to the fire, "Mother, you know him. He doesn't like the prince, but he likes the King of Han."
Xu Miaoyun's eyebrows stood up, but she immediately calmed down and hummed: "Don't try to bully me with those words, I have to leave today."
Li Qing didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "My dear, why are you doing this?"
"He has changed." Xu Miaoyun's eyes filled with tears, "He is the emperor now, and women in the world want everything they want. I, a yellow-faced woman, will not be sensible if I stay here any longer."
"..."
Li Qing had the urge to laugh, and he wanted to say something about his elegance, but the Queen couldn't comment at will, so he had to give up.
Just as he was thinking of countermeasures, Xu Miaoyun walked towards the palace gate with her skirt in hand.
Li Qing opened his mouth and gave up reluctantly.
It’s not his daughter-in-law, so just leave. If you regret it and make the fourth child regret it, it’s none of his business.
He completely forgot that in the middle hall, Xiaopang was still using his flesh and blood to buy time for him.
Li Qing hummed a little tune and left the palace, savoring the taste of the melons along the way.
…
Han Dynasty Palace.
"Mother...Mother, please don't go up. My father is out of his mind, why should we be the same as him?" Zhu Gaoxu was about to cry, shaking his head like a rattle, "Don't leave, okay, let's not leave?"
"
"Follow mother!" Xu Miaoyun couldn't help but said, dragging her second son and walking out, "Let's go to Yunnan. We won't hinder his eyes here."
"Mom, my biological mother." Zhu Gaoxu almost cried, "Without either father or mother, this family would not be complete!"
He never imagined that when these two couples quarreled, he would be the unlucky one. It was simply... outrageous.