Chapter 42 Uchihahiko: Either you swear poisonously, or I will make an announcement!
Hiko didn't give any face to Jiraiya and asked with a cold face:
"I know you don't have family, and you don't care if the women in your family are peeked at.
But can you put yourself in his shoes, would you feel comfortable if the woman you liked was peeked at like this?"
"Do you want to?"
Who has no female relatives?
If this happens to you, can you accept it?
What kind of bullshit are you collecting materials? You are just a bitch. Peeping is just a helmet. Don’t look for such a noble reason.
"...."
Gan!!!
Jiraiya was speechless and cursed in his heart.
Of course he wouldn't like to see the woman he likes taking a shower being peeked at, and besides, Tsunade's strength is not something that ordinary people can see secretly. Ah, bah, no, it's best not to happen.
"We are all men, and although lust is bad, it is not a shameful thing.
But sir, if you can't control the restless and restless nature in your body, you'd better find a wife. I believe there will be many women willing to marry you, and they can be lined up from the police department to the entrance of the village."
"If you feel that starting a family is troublesome and burdensome, and you want to release your restless and restless nature, you can find a suitable place.
If you don’t have money, I can lend it to you or even give it to you directly. Please don’t do this kind of thing again in the future, okay?”
Yan said your words very harshly.
A restless and restless nature...
Captain, your description is absolutely perfect.
If it weren't for the fear of offending Jiraiya, many people might have laughed out loud.
"nonsense."
Jiraiya blushed with embarrassment. He was so embarrassed that he dug out a three-bedroom apartment with his toes on the ground after being questioned by Yan in such a weird manner.
"How can I, the majestic Toad Sage, Lord Jiraiya, have no money?"
"Since you have money, why do you want to peek? Or do big people have some shameful hobbies?
Hokage-sama likes to hold a crystal ball and look at it. You can be more direct and dig a hole in the wall to look at it.
Do you know that if you are caught doing this, others will complain? It will be us who will suffer."
Good guy, you Jiraiya peeked at others and took a shower. After you were discovered, you slapped your ass and walked away. Our police department was in dire straits.
Those who were peeped would definitely put the blame on the police department.
I think this shameful thing happened because the police department did not patrol properly.
"I........"
Jiraiya was dumbfounded
I haven't been back to the village for a few years, and here comes such a difficult brat from Uchiha?
He said one word at a time, slapped him with a big hat, and also said something about you, ridiculing him in all kinds of ways, and even dragged the Third Hokage in with him.
What made Jiraiya even more uncomfortable was that Izumi, a woman, stared at him with eyes that slowly showed contempt and disgust.
If you are caught doing this kind of thing, no matter whether you are a big shot or not, you will be despised and disgusted by women, even if Quan is only ten years old.
"Okay, I was wrong. I will never peek at others again, is that okay?"
Jiraiya raised his hand, I can't defeat you, why don't I surrender?
"If an apology is useful, what should the police department do?"
Hiko does not accept Jiraiya’s apology:
"I've heard a lot about your glorious past. When you were a child, you got into the women's bathhouse and got beaten out. When you grew up, you used earth escape to break into hot spring hotels. You also went to the bookstore in the name of your teacher to steal magic that children can't see. You have always guaranteed
,Have you corrected it?"
Boy, I doubt it, you investigate me!!!
Jiraiya was furious: "Then what do you think we should do? Take me to the police station and lock me up?"
I keep trying, but no one believes me, so what can I do?
Run away directly?
Yan cut off Jiraiya's thoughts of running away:
"If you dare to run away directly, I will post notices in the village in the name of the police department to expose the good deeds you have done."
"Then what do you want? Just tell me!!"
Jiraiya felt like he was being driven crazy.
Where did this annoying Uchiha brat come from? He's so annoying.
what to do?
In fact, Yan didn't have any good solution. After all, Jiraiya had a special status, so he couldn't be arrested, and it was hard to scold him.
What's even more speechless is that this guy is so thick-skinned that he will promise you with his front foot that he will immediately change his position and continue watching.
"Make an oath. If you do it again, my lord, you will never do it again. From now on, you will only be interested in men."
"Pfft~~~"
Jiraiya almost spit out blood: "Kid, don't go too far."
Others were also stunned, even Quan was startled. She wanted to ask: Captain, is this kind of oath too poisonous?
"You brat, you must be poisonous. I've already told you that there won't be a next time. What else do you want? With such a vicious oath, why don't you make one first?"
"I?"
Yan blinked and then raised his hand:
"I, Uchihayan, swear that if I peek at a woman taking a bath, I will never do it again and I will only be interested in men. Your Majesty is yours."
oath?
It's just bullshit, would I, Uchihahiko, do such a shameless thing?
Jiraiya: "......"
Jiraiya was completely stunned by the general.
"Itachi, prepare to notify the police department and issue an announcement about what happened today. Don't miss a word."
"No, I swear, I swear, isn't that okay?"
Jiraiya was really panicked. He underestimated how difficult Hiko was and didn't expect Hiko to even dare to swear such a poisonous oath.
When he thought that he would stop lifting in the future and would only be interested in men, Jiraiya shivered and subconsciously tightened his legs.
"I swear, Jiraiya, that I will never peek at others taking a shower again, otherwise I will never do it for the rest of my life and will only be interested in men."
"That's it, kid."
Jiraiya almost gritted his teeth and squeezed these words out from between his teeth.
"Sir, you can do it yourself."
Waving his hands, Yan led the people away. As for whether Jiraiya would commit another crime, it was best not to let him get caught by the police, otherwise Yan would directly make an announcement about what happened today.
It depends on whether Jiraiya is thick-skinned enough to ignore everything.
After not even looking at the material for a while, he was caught and sprayed. He was criticized for doubting his life, and was forced to swear poison. Jiraiya wanted to die, so he ran away with a depressed face.
road.
"Captain, will this..."
Itachi hesitated for a moment: "After all, the other party is a big shot in the village and the hero of the village."