Jiang Cheng wondered if his luck had been bad recently, so he must go to the roadside stall tomorrow to find a master who set up a stall and ask for a talisman to wear.
Speaking of Bai Moli, she is actually not an outsider, she is the best friend of Jiang's mother Li Xiu'e and the daughter of Li Lanlan.
I grew up with Jiang Cheng and are still childhood sweethearts.
But there is no touching love story, nor the cuteness and playfulness of the two little porcelain dolls as imagined.
For Jiang Cheng, the process of growing up with Bai Moli is the darkest history of life!
When I was three years old, I lost a fight with Bai Moli and Jiang Cheng gave me blood.
When I was four years old, I lost the fight with Bai Moli, and Jiang Cheng gave me two blood.
At five years old, Bai Moli got three kills.
At the age of six, he wanted to do something big, so Jiang Cheng brought a few good friends together, and Bai Moli completed the group's destruction.
At the age of eight, Jiang Cheng changed his strategy and adhered to the principle that men should not have sex with women, so,
Jiang Cheng and Bai Moli lost the argument.
When he was nine years old, Jiang Cheng and Bai Moli had an argument and lost.
…
Until now, Jiang Cheng loses every year in the annual duel between the two!
Moreover, after entering college, the two of them were admitted to the same school.
Jiang Cheng established the Xiaocheng Literary Society, and Bai Moli established the Anti-Cheng Society.
As long as the members of Xiaocheng Literary Club publish articles and novels, they will start to criticize them in various ways.
The key is that the spray is done very well, and the person who is sprayed feels that both the angle and the posture are very comfortable. There is a kind of person who wants to spray after being sprayed.
This is very irritating, isn’t it?
What a shame, having a woman ride on my neck for 16 years!
Excluding the first three years of his life, which he has no memory of, Jiang Cheng has been ridden by this woman's neck all his life!
And this year, it seems like the battle is over before it even begins.
The enemy has mastered his humiliating photos and possibly videos. This is a huge weapon that he will not be able to use for the foreseeable future of his college career.
I got mad as a teenager while chatting, and died before leaving the army.
When Bai Shoufang regretted giving in, he died before leaving the army.
I have gathered the heroic spirit of the world in my chest, and the power of the three mountains and five mountains on my shoulders. It is a pity that I died before I left the army!
When Bai Moli saw Jiang Waner beside her, she immediately transformed into the little girl next door, hugged her arm and sat down:
"Oh, I didn't see Sister Wan'er here. Let me tell you, this bitch Jiang Cheng has never been like this with anyone except in front of you."
After saying that, he lowered his head shyly.
Jiang Wan'er, who knew the dark history between the two, covered her mouth with one hand and snickered.
At this time, Jiang Cheng only felt that he was already in outer space.
People around me are so good at changing their faces!
The brother-in-law who really changed his face.
A big sister like a movie queen.
White Jasmine can pretend to be cute and annoying at the same time.
Liu Bufan looked at the two people and exchanged glances with Jiang Wan'er.
Then a consensus seemed to be reached.
Only then did Bai Moli notice Liu Bufan.
I can’t help but sigh, who is this little brother? He is so handsome!
Especially when compared with Jiang Cheng, who was currently wearing a tattered green dinosaur suit, with two pieces of toilet paper stuck in his nostrils, panda eyes, and a messy hair style that looked like a chicken coop, the latter was simply impossible to look at.
There is no woman who doesn't gossip. Seeing Jiang Waner being so close to this little brother, and knowing that Jiang Waner is married, Bai Moli has already made up more than 30 episodes of large-scale ethics TV series in her mind.
Liu Bufan also knew this little girl, but when he saw her expression, he guessed that she must be having sex in her heart. He didn't want to tease her, so he took the initiative to introduce:
"Hello, I am Liu Bufan, whom we met before, your sister Wan'er's husband."
Bai Moli was immediately stunned.
Liu Bufan?
Is this Liu Bufan?
I even told Sister Wan'er that based on Sister Wan'er's conditions, she couldn't find any kind of man in Jiangzhou City. Why did she choose a disabled person with a disfigured appearance? He just had the same name as an idol.
This is how I confessed myself.
This is not to discriminate against anyone, but Sister Wan'er clearly has a better choice.
For this reason, Sister Wan'er's family was kicked out by Grandpa Jiang. Oh, yes, my mother said that she can't call him Grandpa Jiang in the future.
But since I am an outsider, I can't say much.
Now this handsome little brother says that he is Liu Bufan, and if all possibilities are eliminated, the answer no matter how unreasonable it is, must be the correct answer.
So this product is definitely fake!
And it’s very possible that this bitch Jiang Cheng teamed up with Sister Wan’er to make things right!
I don’t know what the specific game is, but as smart as I am, how could I be deceived by mortals like you!
Seeing Bai Moli's eyes rolling around, and looking at Jiang Cheng's stupid expression at this moment, Liu Bufan felt that the two of them seemed to be mentally ill.
Jiang Waner, who was well aware of the entanglement between the two for many years, gave Liu Bufan a wink:
"Husband, young people have their own things to do. Aren't we here to ride the roller coaster? Let's go have our own fun and let them talk on their own.
Didn’t Jiang Cheng say he’s here to date a girl? It’s probably Jasmine. Let’s not be light bulbs.”
Liu Bufan took the opportunity to put the remaining chicken wings into his arms, handed one to his wife, and waved:
"You guys talk about your business, Wan'er and I will go shopping."
After saying that, he disappeared into the Beaten Chicken Restaurant.
Jiang Cheng is still confused:
Today I came to the amusement park to complete the annual verbal battle with Bai Moli. I wanted to scare her first by wearing a dinosaur suit and take the initiative, but I accidentally found out that my sister had found a mistress, so I tipped off my brother-in-law, and then the couple was raped.
People playing mixed doubles.
I just discovered my brother-in-law's terrible secret in the restaurant, and he was taken out of the small treasury before he could even ask why. Not only did he not have any pocket money in the future, but his cowardly embarrassment was also photographed by Bai Moli, and he gave it to him for the next few years at once.
of heads...
Tomorrow, no, afternoon, afternoon, I will go to the roadside to find the master!
Snap—!
A crisp sound!
"Oh, why are you all hitting me on the head?"
"You bitch, tell me quickly, who was that little brother just now!"
"That's my brother-in-law...
Hey, hey, don't do anything yet.
That's my brother-in-law, but something seems to have happened. My sister and brother-in-law didn't tell me yet, and you came here."
Bai Moli squinted his eyes:
"Didn't you lie to me? Didn't you, a piece of shit, join forces with Sister Wan'er to set a trap for me?"
"I swear, if I lie, I will never receive a blade again!"
The corners of Bai Moli's mouth twitched, this oath was quite hateful.
Then he suddenly became squirmy, as if there was a leaking electric blanket sitting under his butt:
"Well, sister Wan'er said you came to date me, right?"
"ha?
Oh oh oh oh…”
Jiang Cheng shrugged:
"That's not to prevaricate my sister. You didn't know the situation at that time. It was very complicated."
"Jiang Cheng!"
Bai Moli slapped the table into pieces!
“Fuck!
What are you going to do!
When I was six years old, you beat me so hard that I was hospitalized for a year, and then you agreed not to do anything!
And when did you become so powerful!"
Jiang Cheng looked at the table that was shattered on the floor and could no longer be saved. He shrank on his seat in horror, like a little lamb about to be killed.
The restaurant manager came over shivering:
"Nvxia, this, this table?"
"Of course it's the green-haired dinosaur! Humph!"
Then he turned around and left.
"Mr. Green, look?"
"My surname is Jiang!"
"Mr. Jiang Dinosaur, what do you think?"
"Master Master Master where are you!"
Jiang Cheng was so hurt that he had to pay 200 yuan, which was the price of a ten-pound blade!
"Bai Moli, stop, give me the dinosaur head. I rented it. If I lose it, I have to pay for it!"
"I'll pay you back, you big-headed devil!"
"No, I mean, eldest sister, why are you so sudden, so sudden..."
Then he looked at the other person with a horrified look on his face: