Just when the sword was about to hit Liu Bufan's dog licking his head, the ghost king suddenly stopped the zombie:
"What a good boy, you are brave and courageous. When faced with the sword, your expression does not change at all. I respect you as a man. In order to prevent others from saying that I bully the weak, I let you take action first!"
The zombie patted his chest:
"Come on, give me a punch here! This is my master's kindness to you!"
Liu Bufan stretched out:
"Are you sure?"
The zombie laughed:
"Come on, Chicken Little.
Just do as the master said and use your full strength, so that when I chop off your head, I won't feel like bullying you."
Liu Bufan raised his eyebrows:
"Are you sure you want me to use all my strength?"
The zombie straightened his chest and made a snapping sound:
"Of course I'm sure! Why are you whining? Come on!"
"Hey, forget it, it's not worth having another Creation Explosion in this universe just for your stupid, stupid thing."
Neither the ghost king nor the zombie understood the meaning of this sentence, and watched quietly as Liu Bufan took off the blue slipper.
"See this shoe?"
The Ghost King and the Zombie nodded dumbly.
"Size 47."
As soon as he finished speaking, the Ghost King felt a gust of wind blowing beside his ears, and this gust of wind blew away half of his life.
Turning around, I saw that the copper-green helmet and the blue slippers were all that were left in the original position of the zombie.
The place was deathly quiet.
The Ghost King was floating in the air like this, and his brain had completely stopped functioning.
Liu Bufan was minding his own business and hopped up to the blue slippers.
Liu Duoduo saw the right moment and pulled her slippers to the other side, eh, just for fun!
Liu Bufan shook his head helplessly, this sister can't survive without a beating!
The brother and sister played a game of grabbing slippers, and no one at the scene paid attention to the already confused Ghost King.
After a while, Jiang Wan'er said:
"Husband, look at this ghost, why is he so stupid? He is motionless."
After Liu Bufan snatched the slippers, he said to the Ghost King:
"Hey, you have lived for more than two thousand years, don't you want to say something?"
The Ghost King felt his ghost body scratched by the slipper wind and asked tremblingly:
"You, who are you?"
"Hey, it's an unoriginal question, Duoduo, tell him who I am."
"Little ghost, this is my brother."
The ghost king is almost scolding you, God, you little ghost, I am the ghost king who kills people like crazy!
"Honey, don't you want to test the power of your suit of armor? Isn't this a ready-made target?"
Little stars appeared in Jiang Wan'er's eyes:
"Can I?"
Before Liu Bufan could answer, Jiang Wan'er rushed forward and struck a straight punch without any skills, but the Ghost King couldn't dodge it.
Since we are all going to die no matter what, we might as well fight back with all our might!
So the Ghost King concentrated all his energy and prepared to die together with Jiang Wan'er.
However, a bright light suddenly appeared from the armor, and the Ghost King felt that he could not move at all. The energy in his body was sitting there, but he could not mobilize it.
So he took this punch forcefully.
The Ghost King's ghost body was instantly annihilated, and Jiang Wan'er exclaimed, "It feels so good! This is so stress-relieving!"
"Husband, look around and see if there are any other ghosts nearby. I really want to fight like this again!"
At this time, two people suddenly appeared on the scene.
"Let me tell you, Lao Xie, isn't there a wild ghost nearby that has been on the run for more than two thousand years? Why can't I feel his ghost energy at all? I wonder if the king has remembered it wrong?"
“Shhhhhhh…
Lao Fan, why do you have such a short memory? You were fined just now, so you are being dishonest again, aren't you?"
Hei Wuchang immediately covered his mouth with his hands, and his heart was bleeding when he thought about his wallet.
Then the two people wandering around saw Liu Bufan and his party.
Taoist disciples like Lao Dao have dealt with ghosts, and sometimes they need the help of Taoists for matters in the underworld.
Moreover, Hei Bai Wuchang is one of the top ten shady men in the underworld, and his reputation is still very famous, so he stepped forward:
"Zhang Liuyi, the current headmaster of Taoist Longhu Mountain, has met two Masters of Impermanence."
Seeing the veteran's respect and Liu Bufan's dead fish eyes, how dare Black and White Wuchang dare to stand up here? He hurriedly handed over his hands with a smile:
"Hey, I didn't know that the emperor was here, so you guys are disturbing me, please punish me."
Looking at the two respectful people, Liu Bufan waved his hand:
"I'm not that particular. Are you two on a business trip to the underworld?"
"Reporting to the Emperor, Your Majesty said that there is a wild ghost here that has been on the run for more than two thousand years. Why don't you send us brothers to come and fetch him and fry him in the underworld? You know, this is what our Majesty likes. Hehe.
"
Liu Bufan nodded:
"There's no need to blow it up. This guy has been beaten to death by my wife. Just go back and tell the King of Hell this."
When Black and White Wu Chang heard this, he quickly said:
"Since it was your wife who took action, then this matter must be fine. We will go down and report it to the king."
"Hey, don't leave first. Is my father-in-law sober?"
"Back to the emperor, when we brothers came up, we happened to meet your father-in-law, the second king, and the third king leading Mr. Bailang to Dougou Ridge. They said that they must win the white money from the west today. Look at it.
I guess the time should be here soon."
…
In the underworld, Liu Yiqiu and his wife, Lao Jiang and his wife, and Jiang Cheng and Bai Moli were sitting on a paper sailing boat on the Wangchuan River.
"In-laws, by the way, is this your first time in the underworld?"
Lao Jiang felt something was wrong when he heard Liu Yiqiu's words.
Wu Lingchan gave him a gentle push:
"How do you talk? What does it mean to come to the underworld for the first time? How unpleasant it sounds."
He turned back to Lao Jiang and his wife and said:
"My dear, is this your first time in hell?"
"Okay, okay, your words are worse than mine!"
"Hey, old man, what do you mean? Are you picking on me?"
"I said old lady, you were the one who said it to me first!"
When Lao Jiang saw that the two of them were about to quarrel again, he quickly smoothed things over:
"My father-in-law, my mother-in-law, I understand what you mean. As mortals, Xiu'e and I must be here for the first time."
Wu Lingchan pouted at Liu Yiqiu:
"Look at your father-in-law, you open your mouth to show off your beauty, and you close your mouth to show off your beauty. You haven't even called me Lingchan!"
Lao Jiang was stunned. Damn it! Am I on fire?
Comrade Old Liu covered his face:
"Are even the names so curly now?"
A few elders here were noisy, and on the other side Jiang Cheng and Bai Moli were standing on the bow of the boat, performing a scene from Jack and the Shredded Pork.
Obviously, the shredded pork is Jiang Cheng.
"Jasmine, I feel a very strange feeling when you hold my waist like this."
"What? You bitch? Are your wings stiff? Do you want to turn over and become the master?"
These words made Jiang Cheng tremble and he quickly spread his arms.
At this time, the white wolf was lying on the top of the mast, howling in boredom. Looking at the old master and Jiang Cheng, he thought of the Doberman again: