Just listen to Dou Niwan continue to perform passionately on the stage:
“As the saying goes, size equals fighting ability. As you can see, the size difference between the two dogs in this game is huge.
Who will be able to win the first place, the big mastiff who is as motionless as a mountain, wide and fat, or the petite, cute, lively and active Xiaocha who will continue to win.
By the way, Xiaocha is the winner of the monthly competition in the past three months, and Big Mastiff is participating for the first time. Who will win? Please continue to watch!"
Yuluo, in order to create an atmosphere, several fireworks were set off around the stadium in broad daylight.
When the bell rang for the competition, the big mastiff originally wanted to pretend to imitate the role in the movie, but stared at Xiaocha with one eye.
However, as we all know, one eye cannot accurately measure the distance between the two, and because the little tea is so small, the big mastiff cannot see clearly where it is.
Then the most bizarre scene in the history of Dougou Ridge competition appeared. The big mastiff was motionless, and Xiaocha kept circling it, making sneak attacks from time to time, but such attacks could not cause any harm to the big mastiff.
Lao Jiang yawned in the audience:
"My dear, there is no suspense in this match. These two dogs are not even heavyweights. This is a bit bullying the dogs."
Liu Yiqiu handed Lao Jiang a piece of plum candy. Someone asked why it wasn't cigarettes. This was because this was a public place and smoking was immoral. Moreover, his daughter-in-law was pregnant, so he couldn't do such a thing that people hate.
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"In-laws, don't be anxious. According to the dog selection information that guy Dou Niwan introduced to me before, this little tea still has his own skills. Just be patient."
Wu Lingchan and Li Xiu'e looked at these two old guys with their arms around each other, talking ambiguously, and talking to each other, so uncomfortable that they even had a little suspicion that they were a couple.
However, the situation on the stage seemed to be as Liu Yiqiu said. After circling the big mastiff for an unknown number of times, Xiaocha suddenly stopped behind it and bit the big mastiff on the back with a vicious dog attack.
The big mastiff also had rough skin and thick flesh, so he didn't feel much pain, but the next scene shocked the audience.
It was as if Xiaocha had transformed into an electric clipper. As his mouth opened and closed, a strand of dog hair would fall off the big mastiff's body.
This feeling of wind blowing from all directions made the big mastiff feel bad, and he rolled around wildly, trying to throw Xiaocha off.
But Xiaocha stuck to its body like a strong glue. After a while, Xiaocha finished chewing and called it a day, while the lower body of the big mastiff was actually bald without a trace of hair.
At this time, the audience who did not know the truth understood why this dog could be called a "pants crusher".
That really means leaving nothing behind.
At this time, the big mastiff felt that he had died in society. This kind of scene of someone having his hair and pants removed in front of a large audience made the dog feel extremely ashamed.
But this also seemed to anger the dog. The chains tied to its body were broken one by one, and the size of the entire Tibetan Mastiff increased three times again. Now the size ratio between the two was like that of an elephant and
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Not only that, the entire dog's body was also ignited with red flames, and a magic showdown that didn't happen last time also started at this moment.
I saw the big mastiff continuously spraying lava at Xiaocha, and the No. 2 site had completely turned into a brown background.
While casting spell attacks, the big mastiff was also using its huge paws to keep slapping Xiao Cha who was running around.
The scene was so intense that Lao Liu and Lao Jiangtou saw their palms sweating and their hearts twitching for no other reason than they bought a total of 7 yuan of small tea to win, of which Lao Jiang had 4 yuan and Lao Liu only had 3 yuan.
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However, just when everyone thought that the big mastiff had the upper hand and Xiaocha would definitely lose, a dramatic scene happened.
As if Xiaocha had had enough fun, he turned back and smiled at the big mastiff that kept chasing him, revealing two rows of white teeth.
The big mastiff was stunned by this attack. What kind of operation is this? But the claws have been slapped out, and it is impossible to take them back.
Then, after a loud bang, the audience covered their eyes. Now this little teacup dog must be turned into a dog cake.
However, the expected situation did not occur. After the camera zoomed in, everyone saw that it was Xiaocha who was smiling and grabbing bits of meat on the big mastiff's forelimbs with his mini paws.
"Brother, is it fun? Are you still having fun?"
The big mastiff was horrified to find that after being caught by Xiaocha, he couldn't retract his claws no matter what, and he seemed to have no strength at all.
Looking at the confused big mastiff, Xiaocha shook the dog's head:
"Hey, it's so boring."
After saying that, he was thrown over his shoulder and the big mastiff was thrown to the ground. After a violent impact, the whole dog fell to the ground.
In the close-up of the camera on the big screen, the moment before unconsciousness, the big mastiff's eyes were full of doubts and confusion, as if to tell everyone, I don't know how to solve this question!
As for the two happiest people in the audience, they must be brothers Lao Liu and Lao Jiang.
After Dou Niwan announced Xiaocha's victory, the two of them gave each other a high-five and excitedly, no, excitedly discussed how to spend the 20 yuan they won in order to gain the greatest happiness.
At this time, Jiang Wan'er couldn't stand it anymore:
"Mom, mother-in-law, you two should give your father and father-in-law a little more pocket money from now on. Look at this second king of the underworld, an entrepreneur worth tens of billions in the world, now he is just like two stupid boys who have never seen the world.
It doesn’t look good on your face either.”
So under Jiang Wan'er's persuasion, the brothers' monthly pocket money increased by 10%.
After hearing the news, Liu Yiqiu and Jiang Shanyue were stunned for a moment, and then hugged each other directly:
"In-laws, good things come in pairs, double happiness comes to your door!"
Regarding the behavior of children like his father and father-in-law, Liu Bufan shook his head.
Sadio looked at him with envy:
"Friend, your family atmosphere is really good. Apart from going to court every day, my father, the king, spends time traveling around the mountains and rivers with my two hundred mothers and concubines. He basically doesn't even look at our hundreds of brothers and sisters.
Instead of me blowing up the toilet with firecrackers, he would even have to beat me. How could the palace in Nuo Da be as happy as your home?"
Liu Bufan looked at Sadio sympathetically, and even felt a little guilty for blocking the road and robbing this stupid roe deer.
So he patted him on the shoulder and said meaningfully:
"Friend, please be patient. As the saying goes, a blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise. If you think about it from another perspective, although you are suffering now, when the family property is divided in the future, hundreds of people will have to make a living.
The sufferings we have now are only small ones, and the days of suffering will still last.”
Sadio opened his eyes and looked at Liu Bufan. How could he be so comforting? Why did he need comfort even more after being comforted?