When it comes to fighting, regardless of whether it's a one-on-one fight, a group fight or a shameless sneak attack, White Wolf has followed Liu Bufan. He has learned a lot over the past thousands of years and is a master at it. Not to mention an expert, he is also the top in the industry.
But facing a kitten that was only in the early stages of integration and was still crying and howling, White Wolf was completely helpless.
You want to beat it to death? That's not true. She didn't do anything bad, and she didn't offend anyone. Speaking of which, she knocked the kitten down first.
You want to turn it into a fool? That’s not true. It doesn’t make sense for a little thing that was originally quite smart to go out for a walk at night and then come home and only think about it.
But if you want to coax it, stop making trouble. If the white wolf can coax people, it will still be a single dog after living for eight thousand years.
The current scene is like a guy who dropped out of elementary school and only has a driving school diploma. Facing integral points, group theory, and topology, if he can understand a little bit, he doesn't understand nothing at all.
Listening to the kitten's cries, the white wolf anxiously circled in circles. Finally, he had no choice but to cover the kitten's mouth with his paws. The cat and the dog stared at each other with big eyes.
As time went by, the kitten's cheeks became increasingly red, and the white wolf thought it was seriously ill.
Then an idea came to my mind, what the hell? This guy couldn’t be impressed by my peerless appearance, Brother Gou, right?
He quickly said:
"Young master, think of some random things for me! I am the dog you will never have!"
The kitten purred and shook its head quickly.
Bai Lang looked at the other party's red and purple complexion and immediately shouted:
"You said no, if I hadn't pointed out the painful part, how could you have such a look on your face!
he~tui~
Don’t be so cat-like, I just want to ask you a few words, but you are actually trying to take Brother Dog away from you!"
When the little cat heard this, he shook his head crazily with the last of his strength, and his eyeballs turned red.
Bai Lang curled his lips disdainfully again:
"What I said is indeed true. Look, this is so urgent!"
After saying this, the kitten started to flap its legs. Only then did the white wolf realize that something was wrong and quickly let go of its mouth.
I saw the little kitten panting heavily, and countless spiritual energy rushed towards it. It took a while before it regained its composure.
Seeing this, Bai Lang suddenly realized!
Damn it, my hand was heavy just now. Not only did I cover its mouth, but in order to prevent it from resisting, I also used magic to confine the spiritual energy in the opponent's body.
It is impossible for a cultivator to suffocate to death, but once the spiritual energy cannot circulate, it will be like an ordinary person without oxygen.
After the little cat came to his senses, he felt even more aggrieved. I was almost choked to death by a dog!
Too embarrassed to see anyone!
Then he burst into tears again.
Bai Lang was completely numb, scratching his head and running around:
"I said can you be quiet?"
The little cat was stunned:
"You still yell at me?!"
After saying that, I cried even harder.
And being tied up with a dog leash is like a pear blossom carrying rain.
When it comes to killing people, setting fires, and stealing things, White Wolf can do it with just his hands, but when faced with this kind of scenario, he can only say that he can't do this question.
Finally, I remembered what the host said, it’s not terrible to be silent, let’s do the splits first.
Bai Lang looked at the crying kitten, yelled to calm it down, and then said:
"Look, please stop crying and let me do the splits for you, okay?"
After saying that, regardless of whether others agreed or not, he went down with just one fork, almost twisting his hip.
The kitten was completely restrained by this hand. What disease do you have? Why don't you go to the hospital for a checkup? I beg you.
Then he noticed the posture of the white wolf, and his old face turned red instantly:
"Rogue!"
After hearing this, Bai Lang noticed that his posture seemed a bit inelegant, so he stood up and acted like a dog that was fine.
"Well, don't mind if your technical moves are out of shape, don't mind."
The little cat looked at the white wolf angrily:
"Can you let me go first? This binding method is very shameful, okay?"
"Then don't run away."
The kitten was about to cry. When had she ever experienced such grievances in the secret realm:
"I can't run away even if I want to!"
Bai Lang thought the same thing and stretched out his paw to retract the dog leash:
"It's enough for you. If you don't listen to what you say, I have to tie you up."
Mao Mao was stunned for a moment, then pointed at White Wolf Crazy Zuan:
“Listen to what you’re saying, is this bullshit?
Why do you mean I won't listen to anything? You knock people down and then tie them up. After doing so many things, you just ask a question!
You didn’t even ask who I am!”
"Well, it seems so, then who are you?"
Looking at Bai Lang's dog face that needed a beating, the kitten almost went crazy and began to utter swear words one after another:
"Watma was just using a metaphor! Why should I answer your question?"
"Because I'm better than you."
"Ah, then you can ask."
The kitten was extremely well-behaved at this moment.
It was at this moment that both the cat and the dog felt that the other might need to go to the hospital, as the illness was not serious.
Bai Lang coughed:
"Name, place of origin, how many cats there are in the house, and what kind of jobs they do."
kitten:???
"You are checking your household registration!"
The white wolf patted the big tree next to him:
"Be more honest! Be careful, I'll beat you up!"
The kitten shrank its neck:
"Lingyun, 'White Crane's Secret Realm', has a cat in the house, no job, and just wanders around."
The white wolf nodded his head:
"Hmm, then why are you here, and why are you approaching the girl just now as a cat?"
"First of all, my home is here, and secondly, I am a cat.
As for that girl just now, don’t you think there is an invisible position around her that can slowly improve her cultivation?”
Bai Lang shook his head and said indifferently:
"My cultivation level is too high, I can't feel this bonus at all."
kitten???
What are you talking about?
I have never seen such a shameless dog!
"I see that you are in the early stages of integration. It stands to reason that you can be the king and dominate in this secret realm. Why are you still running around in the form of a cat?"
Upon hearing this, the kitten quickly hissed.
"Big dog, keep your voice down!
You don’t know, there is a powerful person in this secret realm!
His strength is estimated to have passed through the tribulation stage now, and he is extremely ferocious, but he has just been in seclusion for these years."
"oh."
"oh?!
I know you are great, but..."
"He's just a little piece of trash in the tribulation period. Brother Dog, I'll crush him to death with just one finger."
"Blow, keep blowing, I know you are powerful, but I don't believe you can be better than the one who is in the tribulation stage."
White Wolf said in a very disgusting manner:
"It's the food that limits your imagination.
Tell me, how do you know so clearly?"
The kitten suddenly felt very disappointed:
"Because, because that was my previous master, he originally found and built this secret realm into what it is.
It's just that he went crazy three thousand years ago and almost killed everyone in the same sect he brought in.
Then after the new sect found this secret realm, he secretly instigated fights among them and practiced by collecting negative emotions and undead souls.
Or just simply enjoy the feeling of treating others as pawns."
Upon hearing this, Bai Lang scanned the secret realm with his spiritual consciousness and found that in a cave full of lava, there was indeed a cultivator in cross-legged retreat.