"Are you seriously ill? I remember I didn't hit you on the head, right?"
The man in black robe took another deep breath, then sat down like a normal person and said leisurely:
"Oh!
Wuji, remember this, all your bad words today will be..."
"Will it all become a source of regret for me in the future?"
Liu Bufan raised his eyebrows and pursed his lips as he continued:
"Old Hei, we are already at this level, why do you still believe in something as entry-level as cause and effect?"
"Hmph! Just say it."
At this time, Bai Lang narrowed his dog eyes and sent a message to Liu Bufan:
"Master, why do I feel that the way this Devil Emperor talks seems familiar to me?"
Unexpectedly, as soon as the message was transmitted, the man in black robe hugged the dog over:
"Xiao Xiu Gou, do you think I can't hear you when you play the dark trick in front of me?"
The white wolf was strangled by the neck and almost stopped eating. You are indeed a person who can fight with the master for two hundred years. Master, please save me!
Looking at the dog rolling his eyes, Liu Bufan sighed, pulled the dog out by its tail:
"I discovered how you are like my wife. She used to like to threaten me with my things."
The man in black robe blushed under his veil:
"Shameless, who is the same as your wife?"
"Yes, how can you compare to my wife?"
"you!"
"What are you doing? Logically speaking, I should also restrain you, the little maid, but after all, men and women cannot be intimate with each other, so let me spare you this time."
"Oh, you still care about this?"
"Of course I care, I'm a man with a wife, okay?"
The man in black robe was obviously very comfortable with this sentence, and his tone became much softer:
"No wonder you haven't found a dual cultivator partner over the eight thousand years you've been there. You've turned a blind eye to so many warblers hanging around you, and you haven't noticed that Wuji, you are still a love interest."
“Okay, okay, Lao Hei, please stop talking nonsense to me. What’s the matter with you coming to Earth?
I don’t believe you came here for me, but if that’s the case, I’ll disappoint you. You couldn’t beat me a thousand years ago, and you still can’t beat me now.”
"Oh? What if I really come for you?"
Liu Bufanniu drank a cup of tea:
"Then come."
The black robe looked confused:
"What are you coming for?"
"Let's go fight in the void, fulfill your dream of defeat, and then go back wherever you came from. Don't disturb my retirement life."
"Wuji, do you really think I can't beat you?"
"Is this still true? Isn't it true? I'm afraid it will hurt your heart if I say it. I have developed a divine body. You can't even break through my defense now, and I can bend your nose with one punch."
"You you you!"
Hearing the crunching sound of the black robe's teeth, Liu Bufan shrugged:
"Why are you acting like a girl? Do you want to fight me? If not, I will go home and find my wife."
The man in black robe tried hard to control his emotions:
"Go find your wife! tui~"
Then he took Xiaoxiang and disappeared instantly.
Bai Taotao takes advantage of every opportunity:
"Brother Dijun, she is anxious!"
When Liu Bufan saw the Demon Emperor leaving, he tampered with all the memories of irrelevant people at the scene, and then said to Ye Liangliang:
"Pretty boy, I'll leave this to you.
Father-in-law, I have some things to deal with, so I need to take the first step."
After saying that, he took Bai Lang and Bai Taotao to the clouds.
"Taotao, tell me, what happened? How did you fall into the hands of the Demon Emperor?"
The little girl lowered her head and crossed her fingers:
"Accidents, that, are all accidents."
"Accident? Oh, you are fooling me! If you don't tell me the truth, believe it or not, your ass will be spanked!"
Bai Taotao pouted her little mouth:
"It's not my fault. I separated from you that day and was wandering around the planet out of boredom. Then I sensed the space fluctuations of Zhuge and Yaoshi. I wanted to create a signal to guide them over. I didn't want to demonize them.
The emperor has been summoned.
Then I started fighting with her, and I almost won more than a thousand times, but she caught me in the last one."
Liu Bufan looked like he hated iron but could not make it into steel:
"You won't run if you can't beat me?"
"I can't run away. She also knows the "Time and Space Technique". Although it is not as thorough as yours, it is still enough to trap me, so I can only be forced to fight with her.
But her current behavior is really strange."
"What's weird?"
"How can I describe it? She spoke to me like a sister-in-law, and in the end she even spanked me! She said I was disobedient!
This is nothing like what a demon emperor would say!"
Bai Lang took the opportunity to interject:
"What Taotao said is right, when I was neck-locked just now, I experienced the pleasure of the mistress kicking me for the first time!
Walking on the edge of death and happiness, that feeling is really exciting!"
After listening to their stories, Liu Bufan couldn't help but fall into thinking. First of all, the strangest thing is how does the Demon Emperor know the time and space coordinates of the earth? Without coordinates, there is no way to locate it. It will be very labor-intensive, like
Just like this group of his subordinates, they haven't all come yet.
Secondly, what is the purpose of her coming here? If it is to avenge herself for snatching the secret book, then she should start a fight with herself, regardless of whether she can beat him or not. Leaving without fighting is obviously not the style of a top immortal emperor.
Furthermore, I feel like the Demon Emperor is like a girl. I didn’t realize it before. He’s not really greedy for his own body, right?
Thinking of this, Liu Bufan felt a chill. The old monster who had lived for tens of thousands of years did not dare to think about it!
At the same time, the Demon Emperor brought Xiaoxiang to Kyoto, and transformed his golden black clothes into ordinary people's clothes, including a high ponytail, casual clothes, and a small shoulder bag. The whole person was extremely beautiful and youthful.
Standing on the street and looking at the bustling city, I couldn't help but sigh, how great the changes on this planet have been.