Situ Xiang was shocked, he really didn't expect things to be like this.
Liu Bufan calmly explained:
"People have lived for decades, isn't it normal to have a little bit of strength?
Who told you that what you look like on the outside is a person’s true strength?”
Ye Liangliang’s overnight meal was almost eaten out:
"Fuck, fuck, Brother Fan, you have to take your time to show off. It's not too late for you to rescue me first and then educate your children!"
Liu Bufan was too lazy to deal with such a thing and said to a pillar nearby:
"Your tail is exposed, why are you pretending to be a wolf with a big tail!"
Bai Lang walked out with a flattering look on his face and rubbed against Liu Bufan's leg:
"Master, hehe, you have discovered all this."
Liu Bufan pinched his dog face and said:
"What are you doing here?"
"Hey, Master, look what you said, where would I go if I didn't come here? Taotao got angry at your old place and is looking for me all over the world. The safest place is around you!"
"Okay, okay, now that you're here, let's do some work."
Then he pointed at Ye Liangliang.
The confused Gouzi saw Ye Liangliang being chained to the ground, and thought it was Liu Bufan's instruction. He walked over and slapped his butt:
"You idiot! The master treats you as a brother, and you've learned to be a kid, right?"
Tell me why you betrayed my master so stupidly, tell me honestly! Otherwise, Brother Dog will let you have a taste..."
"What you're dealing with is the guy behind the handsome guy."
"Let you have a taste of what it means to be gentle and kind like a spring breeze!"
Lao Ye was already rolling his eyes at this time, Gouzi, can you stop talking nonsense! If you don't do something, I'm going to have a three-day trip to hell!
However, the white wolf also scorned the man with kidney deficiency. Liu Bufan didn't bother to make a move, and neither did the white wolf, so he shook his back, and the two small black spots slowly turned into human shapes and lay on the ground.
Still not daring to raise his head, one of them was still trembling all over, as if excited and scared.
"Ninety-seven of my subordinates."
"Ninety-nine."
"Meet the Emperor and Empress!"
Looking at the two fleas lying on the ground, Liu Bufan didn't bother to say anything to raise his head. These guys' mindless worship of him has penetrated deep into his bones and cannot be changed. It is impossible to change in this life.
"Okay, okay, you accompany the handsome guy to take this guy to my uncle's place. I won't care about it here. From now on, just listen to the handsome guy."
Jiujiu was so excited when he heard this. This is the first time that the emperor has given me an order!
So the continuous term is:
"Learn the emperor's decree!"
"Okay, okay, you can play by yourself, wife, let's go shopping for clothes."
But after Liu Bufan, Jiang Wan'er and Bai Lang left, Ninety-seven and Ninety-Nine were in a state of confusion.
"Hey, brother, why did you hit me?"
"What were you doing just now?"
"Brother, weren't we both kneeling just now?"
"What the hell am I saying why are you so anxious to speak? I haven't said anything about your brother yet. Why do you think you are robbing me? What if the emperor thinks that we don't follow discipline and don't understand the rules? He is not happy to let the master wash it.
After a bath, will we still be alive?"
After hearing this, Jiujiu felt a chill down his back and said shiveringly:
"Brother, are there so many ways here? Your Majesty the Emperor shouldn't be so narrow-minded, right?"
Ninety-seven went up and slapped her again:
"You dare to say that the emperor is petty? Do you believe that other fleas heard this and immediately expelled you?"
Ninety-nine almost cried:
"Brother, I don't dare to say that. What I mean is that the emperor shouldn't be as knowledgeable as little trash like us, right?"
Ninety-seven looks like he hates iron but cannot become steel:
"What the Emperor thinks is for us to guess at will? What he thinks is his business. What we have to do is to follow his instructions honestly. You have been living like a dog for thousands of years.
Already?"
Ninety-Nine said solemnly:
"Brother, aren't we living like dogs?"
Ninety-seven was stunned:
"That seems to be the case."
Ye Liangliang was already spitting foam at this time, Situ Xiang reminded:
"Two eldest brothers? The handsome uncle is about to burp his fart, are you sure you don't want to take action?"
When Ninety-Seven and Ninety-Nine heard this, they were so frightened that they knelt down again:
"Your Highness, I don't dare to call you brother.
We are just the underdogs of the Emperor. You have a noble status and you are trying to destroy both of us!"
Situ Xiang covered his face:
"Can we please stop talking nonsense first? My handsome uncle is almost ready to eat!"
Ninety-seven and ninety-nine looked at Ye Liangliang, whose face was red from holding back, and quickly controlled the man with kidney deficiency.
Lao Ye walked in front of the ghost gate and was breathing heavily.
“Holy shit, shit!
Good guy!
I almost told you here!
This man with a weak kidney is not weak at all!"
"Uncle handsome, you are busy with your business, Qingqing and I won't be here to accompany you."
Ye Liangliang waved her hand:
"Go ahead, go ahead, it's good to be young, but the scene that follows is too bloody and not suitable for you children to watch."
"Uncle handsome, what are you going to do?"
"Ha! This guy actually punched me in the face. If I don't get it back, will I still be considered the second most handsome man in the world?"
Then he said to Ninety-Seven and Ninety-Nine:
"Brother Fan asked you two to listen to me, right?"
"Yes, sir, we will do whatever you say during this period."
"Okay! Drag this guy in first, and it won't be over until he poops out!"
Ninety-seven said seriously:
"Sir, what is the standard amount of punch?"
Ye Liangliang was stunned:
"Oh my god, this is an adjective! It's just an adjective! It's just a hard beating. Wouldn't you feel disgusted if you really beat me to shit?"
Of course, don’t go too far and leave some strength to resist. I like the feeling of half pushing and half succeeding.”
Seeing Ye Liangliang laughing, Ninety-seven and Ninety-nine felt a chill. Why did they feel that this friend of Lord Dijun was a little perverted?