My name is Blood God, and as of this year, including the days when I was sealed, I am almost 4,500 years old.
I look back on those days when I was a carefree little bat who caught mosquitoes and flies in caves. Occasionally I would go to the farm at the foot of the mountain, lie on the pollution-free cattle and sheep, and have a hearty meal with my friends.
buffet party.
However, one day suddenly, I forgot whether it was Monday or Tuesday, anyway, it was not Wednesday or Sunday.
I got dressed up and prepared to look at the moon on the top of the mountain, count the stars, and do something casually with the little flowers next door that would help the continuation of the population.
If you are lucky, you may even see a shooting star, and you can make an unrealistic wish to numb this fucked up life.
But I was alone on the top of the mountain for several hours enjoying the cool breeze. The ox blood drink prepared for the date also turned into ox blood jelly, and the specially made fly sashimi also began to attract flies.
But until the end, Xiaohua didn't come.
At this time, Qiang Zai, who was passing by, told me that he had just seen Xiao Hua and Wang Cai playing poker on the big tree outside the entrance to Cave No. 3. After all, the village flower belonged to the silly son of the landlord's family.
In fact, I already knew this result. After all, I wanted to ask Xiaohua out to play last month, but she said she wanted to do her hair with my bestie that night.
Heaven and earth conscience, I haven't said which night it is, and it has no best friends.
Later I found out that it was my father-in-law's best friend.
But Xiao Hua is a village beauty, the dream of every adult bat in the cave, and it used deception instead of direct rejection to let me understand that I still have a chance.
After all, she could obviously put it in my face and ask me to pee and take a picture of myself, but she chose to lie, which is a technically difficult act and carries the risk of being exposed.
It actually took the risk for me, I am willing to die for it!
Hard work pays off, and with my perseverance, it told me that it could give me a chance, so on this day when the moon and stars are scarce, I plan to make one last effort.
Why is it the last time?
In fact, I said the same thing after I was rejected last time, so that I could show that I still have a little bit of dignity and be able to impress myself, although I will say the same thing again next time.
For this date, I went to the foot of the mountain, discussed with Lao Niu about borrowing some blood, and on the way, I attacked the Fly family who were eating hot rice in the cowshed.
Nothing more than a male bat, this is a responsibility and obligation.
However, it still let me go. As a bat, I felt a little bit unhappy about being let go as a kind of bird. At that moment, a beam of light suddenly shone above my head from the night sky.
I don’t know how long it took, but I woke up from pain all over my body. It was the pain I feel when I wake up in the morning after doing a lot of exercise. You won’t understand.
But all changes happened at this time. I found that my body was no longer as small as a bat, but more than three meters tall, and my whole body was full of strength.
But at the same time, the desire for blood in my heart became more and more intense.
It was as if the power within my body understood what I was thinking. The moment I opened my mouth to breathe, all the essence of the larger creatures around me was absorbed by me.
The wealth that I hate most has turned into a bat.
When the bat dies and the light goes out, everything is over. A new world is waiting for me to explore before my eyes!
So for more than a thousand years, I began to plunder and fight human monks, and finally defeated them all and ruled this land.
In order to obtain blood more efficiently, I turned the friends I used to play with into vampires to help me manage the humans under my rule. From then on, this continent became our paradise.
However, one day suddenly, several monks came from the far east. We fought for an unknown amount of time. When I was almost killed by them, they actually refused to attack the humans who were bewitched by me because of their pitiful compassion.
Give me a chance to fight back.
But when they were about to die, they used a strange formation to suppress me. From then on, my reputation gradually disappeared on this continent, so that not many people know about it today.
However, misfortunes and blessings depend on them, and blessings and misfortunes lurk behind them. In the sealed space, my strength has been greatly improved. Although I still escaped, I believe that the vampires will save me.
However, just as I was maintaining an optimistic attitude and waiting to return to the world, two very bad old men suddenly appeared next to me.
They looked at me as if they were looking at an innocent baby, whose belly was obviously broken but could not resist in front of them.
And while they were commenting on me, they also called me cute. I'm not cute at all, okay? If I couldn't run away, I would have run away long ago!
Just when I was tremblingly thinking about countermeasures, I suddenly felt the power of summons. After all, the vampires had lived up to my training. I could finally return to the human world and stay away from these two bad old men!
As the saying goes, good things come in pairs. When the summoning power came, a very powerful force also rushed into my body, raising my strength to a terrifying level again.
And that bad old man with a white beard also threw a black thing into my mouth. Although it tasted like mud balls kneaded from a hundred pairs of unwashed socks, it tasted like meatballs again.
It improved my strength and seemed to let me see another world.
This makes me sigh, this is called the perfect time! This is called the rainbow after the storm!
But before I could be happy for long, I felt something was wrong. My power seemed to be no longer under my control.
After I returned to the human world through the formation, I uncontrollably killed half of the vampires, and then crazily slaughtered the humans in the surrounding towns.
But I don’t want to be like this! Who am I going to rule after killing them all?
However, this time the God of Destiny did not hear my cry. Instead, at a certain moment, my strength increased again! I felt that I could even kill hundreds of thousands of people in an instant!
But just when I was hijacked by power and felt extremely desperate, I suddenly saw a slipper flying toward my head in a perfect arc.
What a joke, what can a slipper do? What else can you do...