"Damn it! Dog, did you just finish eating Ollie? This habit of not brushing your teeth is not good!"
The white wolf rolled his eyes and bit off his other trouser leg in one bite. It was a pair of ancient style trousers, but now he was bitten into large antique style pants.
Looking at Zhuge Cuiji's two yam legs, the female relatives present screamed.
"Commander, can you please pay attention to your appearance? The emperor's eldest sister, younger siblings, nieces, and the emperor's maid are all here!"
Zhuge Chunji looked at the serious warden and felt very aggrieved. I didn't bite those pants, so how could I become a victim and be guilty?
"Okay, okay, everyone, please stop making trouble."
Bai Taotao patted the table and said with her calves dangling in the air like a little adult.
"We are all familiar with each other, but Brother Dijun's family doesn't know us very well. Why don't you introduce yourselves first so that everyone can get to know each other?"
The pharmacist touched Bai Taotao's little head and said lovingly:
"Look at how sensible Taotao is, but look at you, you don't look like adults at all!
Let’s start with me. My name is Pharmacist. I have long forgotten what Te Niang’s previous name was, but the name is just a code name. Now I am the chief wet nurse of Wuji Palace, a team doctor, and the chief health care consultant of Emperor Dijun.
Master, have you seen this plate of roast chicken on the table? In my eyes, it can actually be saved."
Everyone on Earth nodded. After all, the profession of doctor is very respected and welcomed everywhere.
Zhuge Kuiji took the conversation and looked disgusted:
"Everyone, don't listen to him, he's selling fake medicine, you damn thing, you've forgotten your name? Tian Niuniu is such a catchy name, I don't think we can let it disappear in the long river of history, don't you think?"
"
The pharmacist's face turned red. This old man couldn't help but pick up any pot. I really don't want to be called this name. Why did my grandfather want a granddaughter in the first place?
Everyone on Earth was stunned, looking at the white-bearded, gray-haired outsider in front of them. How come he has nothing to do with Tian Niuniu, right?
Then I heard Zhuge Kuiji say:
"I am the chief formation master under the emperor, the ancestor of the Zhuge family in Xichuan Province on Earth. The Zhuge Liang you know well is my great-great-great-grandson Xuanxuanxuanxuan.
Speaking of which, we are still fellow villagers!"
Hearing this sentence, everyone was very surprised. They did not expect that besides Liu Bufan, there was someone on this earth who had traveled to another world.
Zhi Duoxing returned to that almost transparent state, jumping up and down on the table:
"Hello everyone~ My name is Zhiduoxing, you can call me Xingxing. I am a tool spirit created by the master. I am the youngest in the team. I am only 5,219 years old this year~
My main task is to help everyone strengthen their weapons and cultivate weapon spirits, and provide shield bonuses during team battles.
But because I’m good at stealth, when I play cards with the Immortal Emperor and Immortal Lord who comes to play outside, I occasionally take the responsibility of peeking at others..."
Zilong hurriedly covered its mouth:
"Okay, okay, why are you talking about everything outside? We have never done such unethical things.
Don’t believe the rumors and don’t spread them!
My name is Zilong, and as the name suggests, I am a dragon, but who made my master like colorful birds? So for the sake of the master’s aesthetics, we have always kept the appearance of a bird."
Then he rolled his eyes at Bai Lang very proudly:
“And besides being the owner’s pet, I’m also his old man’s mount!
At this time, some people may ask why you have to ride a bird when there is a ready-made dog to ride on?
In fact, I was also very puzzled before. It wasn’t until I came to the earth that I learned that in my master’s hometown, there is a saying that riding a dog will ruin your crotch. Hehe, silly dog, you are a head shorter than Brother Bird in this regard!
And it can never be changed~
Hahaha…"
But while smiling, I realized that something was a little bit wrong with the atmosphere at the scene. Needless to say, Bai Lang was sharpening his four big canine teeth with a whetstone.
Bai Taotao was also staring at him with a half-smile, and Zi Long suddenly thought that while he was just taunting this silly dog, he had forgotten that Taotao, a little girl, loved riding a white wolf around.
"Bald Chicken, can you repeat what you just said? How about riding a dog?"
"Forehead,,"
"Little Bird Bird, why do you have such a bad memory? Didn't you just say that your crotch was rotten by riding a dog? Taotao is asking you a question!"
Zi Long looked at Zhi Duoxing, who was harmless to humans and animals, and took a breath, your stupid cliffhanger was intentional!
Then the shadow suddenly disappeared.
Also missing at the same time was Bai Taotao.
"Dog, why don't you chase me?"
The white wolf calmly swallowed the teacup in one gulp, chewing off a piece of the table:
"Let that damn bird run away for a while."
After saying that, the shadow suddenly disappeared.
At this time, Zhuge Chunji excitedly took out a feather fan. Even Jiang Cheng could see the difference in this fan: ъìqυgΕtv.℃ǒΜ
"Mr. Zhuge, your fan looks so beautiful!"
Zhuge Zhenji heheheyile:
"Young man, I see you are a good judge of goods. Why don't you try this fan?"
Jiang Cheng subconsciously wanted to take it, but the warden grabbed it:
"Old thief Zhuge, this is the emperor's brother-in-law. You killed someone with your fan, how can you go to compensate the emperor again?"
Jiang Cheng's eyes widened when he heard this. Is this fan so evil?
Zhuge Xunji waved his hand:
"Old Dian, how could I possibly cheat the emperor's brother-in-law? Look, this fan is not finished yet!
Hehe, but I think it will be fine soon. When Taotao was chasing the bald chicken just now, I asked her to leave two tail feathers for me."
The camera switched to the Caesar Hotel in Gaul. After Liu Bufan and Jiang Waner had dealt with the Blood God, they were looking at the night view in the room and enjoying a candlelight dinner.
In fact, it was said that they were eating, but the two of them just drank a few sips of wine. The most important thing was to enjoy this rare and comfortable time.
Liu Bufan had a shy face, squinted his eyes, and was about to say a few disgusting words:
"old…"
But as soon as he opened his mouth, before he could say anything, a colorful figure suddenly appeared and swooped under the table.
Before the two of them could figure out what was going on, Bai Taotao suddenly appeared, overturned the table, grabbed Zi Long by the tail, and beat him violently.
Not long after, a gray figure also appeared at the scene and joined the violent activity.
Looking at the mess in front of them and listening to the clanging sound, the corners of Liu Bufan and Jiang Wan'er's mouths twitched. What were these three guys doing! Why are they fighting again!
Not long after, Bai Taotao was seen holding Zi Long, who was completely bald from the neck down, and asked angrily: