Not long after, everyone set up a table in an open space in a bamboo forest. Bai Lang consciously got under the table and took out a special large washbasin.
Lingyun looked at the blue and white food trough with a diameter of one meter and a Taoist charm. A puzzled expression appeared on the kitten's face:
"Big dog, can you eat enough in such a small basin?"
The white wolf patted its head gently with its paw:
“Don’t you understand this?
If you look at this basin, it appears to be composed of the outside of half a sphere. According to the sphere calculation formula derived by using integrals: v=4/3*πr^3, it can be seen that it can hold up to 0.26179938333 cubic meters of food.
But I also said that this is just a disguise on the surface. In fact, this basin can be refilled indefinitely. As long as food is put into it, as long as I don't give an order to stop it, it will continue to produce the same food.
When I get tired of eating and want to change the taste, I add another food, and then I can drink as much as I want with unlimited refills.”
"Drink as much as you want? You don't even chew it!?"
"Chewing? Oh, yes, yes, you still have to chew!"
Under the table, dogs, cats and mice were waiting for the banquet to begin, and above the table, everyone was also waiting for the banquet to begin.
Liu Duoduo chewed a piece of Phipi Tang that was more than ten meters long and said in a whimpering voice:
"Brother! Your pimp candies are really chewy! I like this pre-dinner dessert very much!"
Liu Bufan said helplessly:
"I'll say it again! This is Pip Candy, not Pip Candy! Where did you, a girl, come from so many wisecracks!"
Liu Duoduo rolled her eyes:
"Cut~
Old antique."
"What kind of expression do you have?
Have you all seen it? This is going to turn the world upside down!"
However, no one paid any attention to Comrade Liu. They had long been used to the daily life of brothers, friends, and sisters.
"Second brother, do you want to eat pipiaotong? This one is too long, I can't eat it, and I have to keep my stomach for dinner!"
Liu Pengyuan looked at the purple candy stained with saliva and said with disgust:
"Who wants to eat your leftovers? I really don't understand how you did it with ten pounds of saliva hanging on these two pounds of candy!"
Liu Duoduo almost ran away when she heard this. This Liu Laoer's words were too overwhelming!
Just when she was about to impose sanctions on Liu Pengyuan, a maid who was dressed simply but had a top-notch figure and appearance slowly walked in from outside the bamboo forest.
"Your Majesty, the dishes you ordered have been prepared. Do you think they should be served according to the flow table format, or one by one~"
Hearing this voice, Jiang Cheng's bones almost went numb. This sister is so beautiful! She is worthy of being a maid in the palace of her brother-in-law. She is indeed an extraordinary person!
Just as this guy was having wild thoughts, Liu Bufan's mouth twitched and he slapped the table at the maid:
"Old Hu! How fucking disgusting are you! The one you're fucking is a male fox, don't think about it all day long!"
I saw the maid suddenly transformed into a handsome uncle with a green beard and a stubble:
"Hey, my subordinate, the chief steward of Wuji Palace, Qingqiu, would like to meet the emperor, empress, and your highnesses."
The white wolf stuck his head out from under the table:
"Old fox, there's me too!"
"Hey! I pay my respects to Protector Bai Gouzi."
Although this sentence was said very respectfully, the tone was very harsh.
And sure enough, the white wolf came out and gave him a beating.
With panda eyes, Qingqiu elegantly tidied up his messed up hair:
"You silly dog, if I hadn't been able to beat you, I would have beaten you long ago without him even recognizing the emperor."
However, Jiang Wan'er stared at Qingqiu for a while, and then said a little incredulously:
"Are you Emperor Tushan?"
Qingqiu was stunned and said with doubt:
"The Emperor and the Empress know their subordinates?"
Jiang Wan'er took a sip of tea with a half-smile, and the armor on her face quickly appeared and disappeared.
“I, I, I, I, OMG!!!
You are the Demon Emperor!
Emperor, save me!"
Liu Bufan pulled Qingqiu away from his arms in disgust:
"Is there something seriously wrong with you?"
"Emperor, you don't know something!
The Demon Emperor originally wanted our Tushan Fox clan to merge into their Demon Sect. I didn't agree, so he actually injured me and forcibly kidnapped half of our tribe to join the Demon Sect's forces!
From now on, our two tribes will not be able to see each other for tens of thousands of years. However, I tried my best to govern, practice hard, and try to save our tribe, but..."
Speaking of this, Qingqiu suddenly stopped talking, and instead his face started to beat wildly.
Liu Pengyuan asked curiously:
"Then what? Halfway through your story, it makes me feel uncomfortable!"
Liu Bufan patted Qingqiu on the shoulder and said while suppressing a smile:
"Then I happened to encounter the expeditionary army of their tribe. I saw that these little foxes were very cute. It happened that Wuji Palace had just been snatched from someone else's hands and was about to be renovated. Moreover, it was empty and lacked a trace of life.
So I left them in Wuji Palace, and Feng Qingqiu, as the chief steward, handled the internal affairs of Wuji Palace, and I have to say, this guy did a pretty good job."
Jiang Wan'er said with a teasing tone:
"Old fox, when I asked you to join the gang, you didn't agree, but when my husband asked you to join the gang, you readily accepted it. This makes me very unhappy."
Qingqiu's neck shrank. He accepted it with joy. Where did he accept it with joy? If this dog alone had not beaten up tens of thousands of expedition troops, and later the emperor kept him well fed and well-fed, who would have wanted to?
Come on!
I, the majestic Emperor Tushan, was a ruthless man who slashed from the west to the east of Canglan alone without blinking an eye. How could I possibly compromise!
Who among the tigers, leopards and elephants on the road won’t give me a face?
Orcs will never be slaves!
Unless it includes food and accommodation, finding a partner, children’s education, audio-visual entertainment, and job introductions!