Seeing his brother-in-law holding Bai Lang out of the door, Jiang Cheng flipped his wallet:
"Good guy, I was blackmailed by the four of them for a thousand yuan this morning, and I can't live with it anymore!"ъìqυgΕtv.℃ǒΜ
Then I saw Jiang Waner walking over in formal attire:
"Xiao Cheng, do you have eighteen hundred yuan in change? I'm going to put some gas in the car."
"Sister, do you call eighteen hundred dollars change?"
"Hey, isn't this change?"
Jiang Cheng muttered, emptying his wallet and only found out six hundred and two.
"Sister, before I even got up today, I was robbed of five hundred by Xi'er, Che'er and Taotao. I was blackmailed from five hundred by my brother-in-law just now. That's all I have."
Jiang Wan'er glanced at the note in Jiang Cheng's hand and left twenty for him:
"Look at what your kid is digging. Isn't money just for spending? Why do you say you feel so distressed?"
Jiang Cheng called him a good guy, he looked so aggrieved:
"Sister, I paid for this with my hair and chitinitis. Can you not feel bad for me?"
"Okay, okay, stop pretending, Ayuan told me that you sold another batch of blades yesterday.
Where’s Jasmine? Why isn’t she with you?”
"She was called away by Uncle Bai. I heard that Sister Mo from the Dragon Team recently held an internal training session. She has been busy during this time."
Jiang Waner was a little confused:
"Training meeting? Can Jasmine's temperament be honest and learn in it?"
"Of course not! She didn't go there for the training. Sister Mo doesn't have a PhD in psychology. It is said that after every night, she would hold a tea party with a group of little sisters.
Hey, I feel that if this continues, with Sister Mo’s ability, I will be pinched sooner or later, and my life will be hopeless.
By the way, sister, why are you dressed so formally?"
"Let's go to class and have some fun."
"ah?"
Jiang Cheng didn't react for a moment.
"It's boring to be idle at home counting money all the time. Your brother-in-law and I have discussed that from now on, we will work half a day every day and go home to learn baking in the afternoon. When we have time, we can go to the underworld to visit our father-in-law and mother-in-law. People can't be idle.
, it will be useless as soon as it is idle.”
Watching his sister drive out to work with Xiaoxiang, Jiang Cheng always had this sentence echoing in his mind: Counting money at home is quite boring.
"Damn it! You think counting money at home is boring, but I think it's very interesting! I also want to count money at home without doing anything!"
On the other side, Liu Bufan led his dog and wandered to a park:
"Gouzi, the weather is nice today."
"Yes, Master, if there is a rabbit for me to catch at this time, this dog will be perfect!"
"Okay, I'm in a good mood today, I'll take you to catch rabbits another day."
"Hey, Master, look at that person, have we met somewhere?"
Liu Bufan touched the dog's head and looked towards an open space in the park. He saw a man holding a gas tank and assembling a set of kitchen utensils.
"When you say that, it seems familiar to me."
"I remembered! Isn't this guy the little cultivator who was yelling about paying for his eggs underground?"
That's right, this guy who is setting up a street stall is the little devil!
It is said that after coming out of the labor camp, in order to better integrate into society, the little devil went to the police station to get an ID card and gave himself a resounding name: Evil Tongtian!
The inspiration came from a TV series that only had the name of the TV series left in the end.
After what he saw and heard during this period, the little devil concluded a truth, that is, people like him who have never gone to school, do not know how to read, and do not understand what to say or what to ask for will sooner or later starve to death.
So in order not to starve to death, he specifically returned to his old profession, that is, being a cook!
However, after setting this goal, he discovered that there were no iron pots in the Han Dynasty, and he could only stew and steam vegetables. His skills were incomplete and he had no certification. As a result, he was not accepted by any restaurant and was always on the verge of starving to death.
Then, when he was poor, he wanted to change, and when he changed, he became general, and when he was general, he became successful. Finally, he earned 300 yuan from the labor camp, bought a set of clothes, and started selling snacks at a stall.
After all, he is also a cultivator in the qi training period. The snacks that have been added with qi and sprinkled with secret seasonings made more than 2,000 years ago have actually made him prosperous. He has just put the pot racks on here.
The young men and women gathered around.
"Boss, what special dishes are there? I didn't even make breakfast today, so I'm just waiting for your bite!"
Hearing the word "boss", the little devil almost climaxed on the spot. Such a kind name, it made his mind go back to the good old days of more than two thousand years ago, when those fellow villagers prostituted themselves for free.
"It's still a random stew today! But I've added a new secret seasoning to make sure everyone likes it!"
Seeing the little devil's neat movements, the white wolf stretched out his nose and sniffed:
"Holy shit! Master, this guy's craftsmanship is pretty good. Ordinary ingredients can make this kind of flavor. If we give him the immortal ingredients from Wuji Palace, we can't even think about it!"
Liu Bufan also looked at the little devil with admiration. This guy has always been an inconspicuous little character, and even now he is still a scumbag.
But this smells really good!
For Liu Bufan, who has eaten and met Liu Bufan, to be able to give such a high evaluation based on the smell alone, it shows that the little devil is really good at it.
"Gouzi, go pack a portion and bring it back. If the taste is acceptable, then we can come here more often in the future."
I saw the white wolf holding a hundred yuan in his mouth and going to line up obediently. Suddenly, a young man sat next to Liu Bufan and said mysteriously:
"Brother, do you want a second-hand mobile phone?"
Liu Bufan became interested as soon as he heard this:
"Oh? What brand do you have? Do you have a warranty?"
"Brother, I see that you know the goods right away. We won't hide them. Whichever mobile phone you like in the park, I will steal it for you directly. I will pay you two hundred for them all. No bargaining!"
"Hey! Brother, you sound very skilled in this business. May I ask if you have a name?"
"Eh? Is my brother also a member of the martial arts world? I'm not talented, but I'm the king of thieves, Li Erniu. I wonder what I call my brother? Which profession do you belong to?"
Liu Bufan bowed his hand:
"I'm just a fool. I'm willing to be called Wuji Immortal Emperor for the sake of my friends in the world. I used to do some small business, but now I'm clean and living at home earning interest. Although it's stable, it's boring.
A lot.”
The young man thought it was nothing at first, but after hearing the words "Wuji Immortal Emperor", his eyes changed.
"May I ask if your brother is a local?"
"I was born and raised here. I lived abroad for a while and came back not long ago."
"Good guy, you scared me to death."
"Oh? Why do you say you were scared to death?"
"I thought you were... well, why are you talking about this? You wouldn't believe it anyway."
"How do you know if I believe it or not if you don't tell me?"
"Then do you believe that there is a god-like being with the same name as you?"
"Don't believe it."
"Look, I'll just tell you."
"With such a ridiculous name, I think it must be much more awesome than some god."