Lingyun leaned back tactically and shook his little head:
"Big dog, you should keep the slippers for yourself. I have a small mouth and can't eat them."
When Bai Lang heard this, he immediately thought that Lingyun refused because of the size of his mouth:
"No, it doesn't matter if you have a small mouth. I'll use a knife to open it for you. It's like eating braised pork. It's always chewy!"
Liu Bufan watched his dog share his experience of eating his slippers with his cat, and he no longer knew what to say.
This thing has not had any normal thinking since it was a child. Although we don’t expect it to change for the better, we can’t let it kidnap another one again.
So Thomas whirled around on the spot and kicked the white wolf out through the window.
"Honey, am I handsome?"
"handsome!
This thing makes me almost sick to my stomach. Damn it, if you don't kick it, I will kick it."ъìqυgΕtv.℃ǒΜ
Lingyun calmly got into Jiang Wan'er's arms and nuzzled her affectionately. If this had happened before, she might have been surprised and worried, but after living under the same roof with the white wolf for so long, she had experienced it firsthand.
After having the temperament to find trouble every day, and even being willing to do so, I started to look away.
Anyway, that thing is just an indestructible sandbag, what about kicking it? A few days ago, wasn't it pulled into a millions-kilometer-long stick by the little master and Taotao and used to pry the earth? What a big deal.
ah.
Jiang Wan'er touched Lingyun's little head and sat back on the boss's chair:
"The cat is still good."
As soon as these words were spoken, the white wolf turned into a Husky cat and appeared in the house, wagging its tail at Jiang Wan'er, as if saying to the hostess, I am a cat now! Touch me quickly! Touch me quickly!
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But seeing Bai Lang's current state of being neither a dog nor a cat, Jiang Wan'er also directly hit and kicked him, and then said calmly:
"Hey, it's quite relaxing."
"Honey, please don't say that. If that thing hears it, it will be beaten by you every day. It will be annoying to death."
Ring ring ring~
Liu Bufan took out his cell phone and saw that it was a call from Mrs. Liu.
"Way, great grandpa.
What? This is a good thing.
Hey, why are you so polite to your great-grandson? I'm going to Kyoto right now.
Three minutes, let me change my clothes and wash my face, okay, okay, grandpa."
Jiang Wan'er looked at Old Liu strangely:
"What's wrong with my great-grandfather? He can even make you change your clothes and wash your face. And when has he ever been so polite to you? There's something wrong with both of you."
"Hey, wife, do you know why I suggest you seal up your strength? The unknown fun is so interesting.
It’s so boring to wake up every day and have the whole universe right under your nose.”
"Yes, but what's the reason?"
"Ahem, wifey, please sit tight first."
"Okay, it's settled, you go ahead and say it."
"When my great-grandpa was walking, he fell in love with a grandma in the square. Hey, do you understand?"
Jiang Wan'er staggered, with a look of disbelief on her face:
"What!?
Grandpa is looking for a wife???"
"Last time, the old man pretended to have a heart attack and asked his grandmother to take him to the hospital.
Today I pretended to be hit by a car and was sent there, and now I’m asking the family to sign.”
The corners of Jiang Wan'er's mouth twitched. She really wasn't a family. She didn't belong to the same family. Back then, this bitch stayed in the hospital for more than a year in order to trick her. It seems that these are the skills engraved in the genes of the old Liu family!
"Do I need to go there?"
"No, no, no, I'm going to explore the road first. I still don't know what the ins and outs are. Once I figure it out, we and I will give the old man some advice."
"You can't just count it with your fingers..."
Yes, yes, I almost forgot, go ahead, husband, I’ll wait for you to come back~"
As soon as Liu Bufan got up, he changed into a pair of serious sportswear:
Old Mrs. Liu was lying on the hospital bed with his leg bandaged. Next to him was a very kind-looking grandma peeling an apple for him.
"Brother Liu, thanks to you, otherwise the car would have hit me and escaped. It would be so abominable."
Old Mrs. Liu said feebly:
"Sister, you can't say that. My health is okay, but if it were you, the situation would be much more serious."
"Great grandpa, great grandpa!"
Hearing Liu Bufan's voice, the old man immediately became dramatic:
"Sister, my great-great-grandson is here. You can go about your business. Don't bother taking care of me here. It's a waste of time."
"Brother Liu, what are you talking about? You were hit because you were trying to save me. What's wrong with me taking care of you?"
"Grandpa, are you okay?"
"Xiaofan, this is your Grandma Wei, thanks to her for taking care of me."
The corner of Liu Bufan's mouth twitched, "The old man's acting skills are good, but what kind of car can hit you like this? Not even a train, right?"
However, he still shouted honestly:
"Hello, Grandma Wei."
But when Liu Bufan finished calling, he felt something was wrong. Why did this grandma look so kind? And her surname was Wei?
"Young man, there's no need to be so polite."
"No, no, no, you took care of my great-grandfather. I must say thank you."
"This child is so polite. He is much better than my naughty great-grandson."
"Wow, grandma, can't you tell, you have great-grandchildren? How old are you this year?"
"I'm one hundred and two years old. I don't know why, but over the years, I'm getting younger and younger, and the longer I live, the better my health is!
Young man, do you have a partner? Do you need grandma to introduce you to one?"
Liu Bufan quickly waved his hand:
"Thank you, grandma, but I already have two children. They are twins. They are, uh, five years old. Well, they are five years old."
Grandma Wei looked at Liu Bufan, and for some reason she felt more and more friendly the more she looked at her:
"Young man, have we met somewhere? I'm not taking advantage of you. I always feel like seeing you is like seeing that bastard from my family."
The couple were talking and laughing, while the old man on the hospital bed had a dark look on his face:
"Ouch, why does my leg hurt again~"
At this time, in the hospital's monitoring room, a young man with hair combed like a cockcomb looked at the monitor extremely nervously:
"Grandma, come on, take down this old man! Your grandson ran away for your happiness, what are you talking about with this kid?"