Lao Bai, who was tricking Jiang Cheng into signing a prostitution agreement in the Dragon Group's secret base, felt a shock in his waist.
I took out my cell phone and saw a message from my own black-hearted cotton: Comrade Lao Bai, grandma is introducing a partner to mom again!
Jiang Cheng looked across at the cheap father-in-law who was smiling just now. The corners of his mouth were twitching. He stretched his head and took a look. Hey, he didn't see anything!
"Uncle Bai, what's wrong with you?"
Lao Bai is also very confused. This is not a publicity matter. Should he tell his junior?
But Jiang Cheng seemed to suddenly realize:
"Isn't it Grandma Li who is introducing someone to Aunt Lan again?"
This time it was Lao Bai's turn to look surprised:
"Damn it, how did you know!"
Jiang Cheng waved his hand:
"Hey, you still think this is a secret. Every time Aunt Lan comes to my house, the first thing she does is complain that the food you cook is getting worse and worse. The second thing is that your hair is getting less and less. The third thing is that your hair is getting less and less.
Just a piece..."
The white-faced old man trembled: "The third thing to complain about is that my mother-in-law is introducing someone to my daughter-in-law?"
Jiang Cheng waved his hand:
"No, the third thing is to complain that you are becoming more and more homeless as you grow older. The older you get, the more you run away from home. I suspect you have someone outside."
Lao Bai resisted the urge to beat someone: "Then why are you telling me these things!"
Jiang Cheng pointed to a clause in the contract: Team Dragon members must be able to speak clearly and be able to quickly describe the situation at the scene of the incident in an emergency.
"I'm showing off my ability to express myself. Do you think I can slip away?"
"Do you think my fist is big?"
Jiang Cheng immediately retracted his neck and thought to himself: The skin is in danger now, my father-in-law's iron fist is no joke.
At the same time, in the mountains outside Jiangzhou City, an intermittent voice came from a remote cave:
"Who did it? Why don't you pay me the gold elixir? Pay me the gold elixir."
With a plop, a figure wearing a tattered black robe lay at the entrance of the cave:
"Damn it, it's been two days, and the labor and management finally came out."
Taking a breath of fresh air, the black robe turned over, looked at the bright moon, and fell into deep sadness:
I think back then, I was also a chef in my prime. Not to mention handsome, I was beginning to take shape. Every time I gave folks from all over the country a half discount when they came to eat, I asked them to introduce me to me.
Everyone said they would do it next time.
A bunch of people, in front of others, next time I will definitely, bah, I will turn off the lights!
I remember reading a book about villains that said that for a person with extraordinary talents like me, he would be the template for the protagonist, so I sold my shop and planned to go to Longhu Mountain to learn Taoism.
But who would have thought that in just a hundred miles, we would encounter seven waves of robbers! I really can’t understand, was all robberies in the Han Dynasty so complicated?
But in the end, we finally arrived at Longhu Mountain with Ye Ye'er, and were about to start the protagonist's life. Zhang Daoling said that I have no wisdom or spiritual roots, so I should go back and work as a cook. It can be regarded as a craft and benefit the village.
But those robbers were simply inhuman! They were so mad that they even robbed leaves!
The most hateful thing was the eighth time. The leader asked me to pick off the leaves and see what was hidden inside.
Damn it, what can be hidden in it! The key is that the same thing has been repeated six times!
Even though more than two thousand years have passed since the incident, Black Robe still cannot get over this painful experience.
But thanks to the robbers, if they hadn't thrown me at the bottom of the cliff, I wouldn't have been able to obtain this magic inheritance.
Then he sighed.
They say good people don’t get retribution, but why did I become a bad guy for just a second, and then this retribution came!
Woohoo, my golden elixir, who the fuck did this?
At this moment, the black robe was stunned, and suddenly felt that the broken part of the golden elixir was constantly absorbing the essence of the moonlight.
In other words, in just a few breaths, his strength was reduced to the early stage of Qi training.
Hei Pao immediately became more energetic and no longer looked like he was dying.
However, the improvement in strength did not make the black robe very happy. After being silent for about half an hour, he suddenly burst out and pointed at the sky and started going crazy:
"Which evil person left the magic power in the cave? You damn girl didn't know how to leave another instruction manual!
I have been underground for two thousand years, two thousand years! Now you tell me, this thing relies on absorbing moonlight to practice?
I*amp;%@#**amp;...Ah!”
After howling this voice and venting his unhappiness, the whole person became much calmer:
"Hey, I don't know which emperor is on the throne now. If I continue to practice, I should be able to become a national master. When the time comes, someone will introduce someone to me. Let me see who dares to say that I will definitely do it next time!"
Then he touched his belly:
"I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten in two thousand years. I need to find something to make up for my hunger first."
Then Heipao got up and walked down the mountain towards Jiangzhou City.
But along the way, the black robe became more and more surprised, and finally stood under a street lamp, squinting at the light bulb.
After a long time, he pursed his lips and blew.
Eh? The quality of this candle is so good! It can’t be put out even if I blow it! If I open a shop again in the future, will I be afraid that there will be no customers if I have this at night?
After all, I am still a living person.
At this time, a car passed by the roadside and stopped beside Hei Pao. The window rolled down and the driver stretched out his head:
"Hey, buddy, you're having fun. Do you want to go to the city? I'll take you for a ride!"
The whole person in Heipao was stunned on the spot! He didn't understand the saying that you won't be tired in the exam, but what is this iron box? How could he run away! The horse, the cow, after all it's a donkey!
"Brother? Brother? Say something back."
However, the black robe was still in shock and did not react.
The driver shook his head and didn't rush to see the kindhearted person. He didn't want to and couldn't force him to come up, so he stepped on the accelerator and drove away.
The black robe watched the car go away, and then he came back to his senses. This person must be the core disciple of the sect! That iron box must be some kind of magic weapon!
It's too scary. Fortunately, I didn't commit robbery. Otherwise, I would have been in disgrace even though I haven't become a national master based on my current strength.
Just then, a horn sounded and a bus stopped near the stop sign:
"Hey, let's have some fun! Get on the bus, it's the last one."
When Hei Pao saw the figure of the bus, his whole body went numb and he immediately bent down and bowed.
I thought: Damn it, this person must be at the elder level! This magic weapon is really big.
The bus driver who was normally at the stop said hello casually, but when he saw the black robe suddenly making a strange gesture of bowing, and thinking of the ghost story his wife told him yesterday, he stopped caring whether the money would be deducted or not, and he was frightened.
I had to kick the accelerator and jump out.
Heipao also had lingering fears. Fortunately, the elders did not question him. Otherwise, he would have been killed when he came out of seclusion. Who could he ask to explain to him?
Watching the bus go away, Hei Pao calmed down and continued walking along the highway towards the city. But when he turned over an uphill slope and saw the scene in front of him, he was shocked!