After saying that, he walked into the boarding channel with steps that he didn't recognize his relatives.
Jiang Xingchen followed Liu Bufan step by step, constantly cursing in his heart:
"What the hell are you doing for a weakling?
If my cousin hadn't taken care of you, you would have been living on the street a long time ago!"
"What are you talking about?"
Jiang Xingchen was all smiles:
"It's nothing, I just think that after my brother-in-law changed into something eye-catching, he really caught the eye a lot!"
"Didn't you scold me in your heart?"
"No, no, no! How dare I!"
"Will lying affect my opinion of you?"
"Uh, cursed."
"Good boy! He has a future!"
I originally thought that after telling the truth, Liu Bufan would give me a slap in the face, or even change his face on the spot, but when I saw Old Liu's cheerful look, I suddenly couldn't understand.
"What? Why do you look like this?
Oh! I understand, you’re thinking why I didn’t scold you back, right?”
"Uh, this, that..."
"What about this, that, that, and you're not telling lies, I'm just a freeloader, can't I?
Why can women be housewives and men not be househusbands?
Are you engaging in sex discrimination? Do you believe America can sue you for bankruptcy?"
Jiang Xingchen made a face:
"Brother-in-law, I'm already bankrupt! Two hundred million!"
"Oh, yes, yes, you still owe money, you might as well be a freeloader like me."
"Brother-in-law, are you always so mean?"
"yes."
"Don't you have any psychological burden?"
"No."
"No, where is your sense of morality?"
"As long as I don't have morals, others can't morally kidnap me. Do you understand?"
Although Jiang Xingchen is usually a bit arrogant and domineering, the more he is like this, the more he saves face, so he cannot understand Lao Liu's theory at all.
"Brother-in-law, what's the most embarrassing thing you usually do?"
"Good question! Give me some time to think about it!"
Seeing that Liu Bufan had nothing to say, Jiang Xingchen felt that this period of time would probably be very long, or he might not be able to remember it at all!
"Brother-in-law..."
"Do you have a hundred thousand whys? Why are there so many questions?"
Jiang Xingchen shrank his neck:
"That's right, it's the first time I've talked to you so much, and I feel like we can have a good conversation."
"What gave you such an illusion?"
"That's right, it's a man's seventh sense!"
"Just cut it, it's useless."
"???"
"You kid, how did you become the number one playboy in Jiangzhou with your brains? I'm just confused. With your intelligence, how did you manage to make my wife and brother-in-law hate you so much?"
"I, I just can't help but be mean.
My cousin studies so well, and my second cousin studies so well. The key is that my cousin studies so well!
The whole family's focus is on them, but I don't accept it. I want to get attention! I also want my family to praise me.
As a result, he becomes less and less popular with others.”
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, he is also a stupid kid.
Besides, we are all from the same family. No matter how bad your studies are, how can you be any worse?
How many points can I get in high school mathematics?”
"7 points."
"7 points??? What about foreign languages?"
"10 points."
"I'm riding a horse! Where's the Chinese language?"
"This is the most satisfying one for me! Very good!"
"Let me tell you, there are no mentally retarded athletes who can do the decathlon."
"31!"
"Cough cough cough,,,,"
Liu Bufan almost choked to death on his own saliva!
"This is called very good? Do you have any misunderstanding about these four words?
That’s right, how can you understand 31 points?”
"Brother-in-law, am I really born mentally retarded? I thought I was quite smart when I was a child!"
"Put your face over here and let me see."
Jiang Xingchen didn't have any doubts and directly punched the big-faced man.
Old Liu squinted his eyes and looked at it, then exclaimed!
"Damn! He's really a natural!"
Jiang Xingchen was stunned at first, and then seemed to be saved:
“It turns out it’s not that I don’t work hard, what else can I do because of my nature.
Isn’t there a reason to lie down in the future? I can’t learn it anyway.”
Liu Bufan frowned when he heard this. Why is this guy's brain so weird?
We didn't have much contact before, but now after chatting for a few times, I found that it seems that it is easier to pick out this guy than Jiang Cheng!
"Jiang Xingchen, right?"
"Yes, brother-in-law."
"Suppose! I say, if you have ten yuan, and I ask you to borrow five yuan, will you give it to me?"
"Here! It's just five yuan!"
"What if there are one hundred thousand?"
"Then I'll give you ten dollars!"
"Good boy! He has a future!"
It seemed like he had found another ATM, and Liu's mood instantly improved!
"How is your relationship with Jiang Cheng?"
"Xiao Cheng, it's not good."
"That's good!"
Jiang Xingchen???
What are these words?
Lao Liu said that in this way, the leeks cannot be exchanged, so why not just let his sickle harvest them arbitrarily?
Just say that I heard magpies chirping when I went out today. This is a good thing!
Seeing Liu Bufan suddenly burst into laughter, Jiang Xingchen instinctively felt that something was wrong, but he still couldn't tell what was wrong.
"Brother-in-law, have you thought of anything good?"
"Nothing, I just think the weather is nice today!"
Jiang Xingchen looked up through the transparent boarding passage. The sun seemed really good, but was there anything to be happy about?
What a strange person, I still don’t have enough contact with him.
"By the way, brother-in-law, I heard from the gossip that you have graduated with a Ph.D.?"
"Your gossip is quite accurate. Yes, I graduated with two PhDs when I was 20 years old."
When Jiang Xingchen heard this, he was so excited that he almost died!
As a result, now there is another doctor with two Ph.D.s! What the hell, he got two Ph.D.s at the age of 20!
"Brother-in-law, can I ask which school you graduated from?"
"It's not a good school, it's just China Imperial College of Technology!"
puff!
Jiang Xingchen almost spit out blood!
China Imperial College of Technology! The number one school in the country!
Isn’t this called a good school?
Then tell me which school is a good school!
Liu Bufan distanced himself from Jiang Xingchen in disgust:
"What are you doing? Please be careful about your image in public places! I've already changed my slippers, but look at you, you've made other people's floors dirty!"
"I'm vomiting blood. Brother-in-law, please pay attention to the important points!"
"It's okay. I just vomited blood. You don't need to use medical insurance. It's just a minor injury. Just drink some water and rinse your mouth."
Watching Liu Bufan and Jiang Xingchen talking, the stewardess at the door of the plane looked puzzled. Are they brother-in-law and brother-in-law?
Why do you feel so weird?
"Hey, why are you dazed? It's time to check in."
"Oh oh oh, hello sir, I'm glad to serve you~"
"You're too happy too soon! Bring me ten boxes of your lunch boxes! If you don't care, I'll complain to you!"