Chapter 514 I’ll give birth to a baby right away! (1)
Ye Liangliang's whole body was numb, Brother Fan was so young! She really didn't have any secrets at all!
"Brother Fan, what do you think I should do? I just got married like this? Why does it feel like this is a magical story?"
Liu Bufan rolled his eyes directly:
"Are you so stupid that you want to eat everything and don't admit it? Put on your long johns and don't acknowledge anyone?"
Ye Liangliang was stunned:
"Brother Fan, that's not right! If I hadn't been given sweat medicine, in my memory, Xiaoxiao and I wouldn't have reached that point yet, right?"
"Ha! Didn't you hold someone's hand?"
"What? Holding hands counts?"
"Why not? This is a girl's innocence. Do you want to be a scumbag? Let me tell you, your sister-in-law has never been used to scumbags. I can't stop her even if she is cruel!"
Ye Liangliang swallowed hard. He knew very well what Jiang Waner meant, so he stammered:
"Brother Fan, you, you said, do you think I just recognized you like this?"
When Liu Bufan heard this, he wanted to spit in his face:
"Do you really have no clue in your stupid heart? You take a look at yourself, you look like a fool, you talk like a fool, you act like a fool, you don't even do anything, just sit there
Everyone there looked like they deserved nothing.
For a low-quality human like you, it would be nice to have a girl following you. What else do you want from a bicycle?
Xiaoxiao obtained two Ph.D.s at the age of 23, and is the leader of a national super key project laboratory. What else do you think you have besides being able to play a little bit?
Who gave you the courage to say such nonsense?"
Ye Liangliang swallowed hard again, that's what good brothers are like, unlike a girl's best friend, the better the relationship between boys, the more they scold you.
In fact, Lao Ye himself knows what kind of fool he is, otherwise why would he have the nickname Diaomao?
But a big event like getting married suddenly comes, who wouldn’t be frightened if it falls on it?
Especially such a flash marriage!
"Brother Fan, I understand the truth, but, but, this is a marriage. Is this how I changed from a single noble to a househusband?"
Liu Bufan felt disgusted:
"Are you the only one who is a stay-at-home husband? Do you have the ability to eat this bowl of rice? A stay-at-home husband is like me. He can go to the hall and the kitchen, fight enemies, and cook good soup.
You're such a jerk, you can't tell the difference between sugar and salt, so please don't insult the name of a housewife, okay?"
When Ye Liangliang heard this, she was really convinced! I don't even have the ability to be a housewife!
Oh my god! Why is getting married so scary! Did I have a headache last night because I was out of breath? How could I have done such an impulsive thing?
But Xiaoxiao is really beautiful! And she has temperament!
Liu Bufan seemed to feel what he was thinking, and kicked Lao Ye on the toilet from a distance:
"Despicable! The only thing you do is help other people's bodies!"
Ye Liangliang rubbed her buttocks, and her brain seemed to open up with this kick:
"Hey, Brother Fan, I understand. To be a human being, you must be honest! Since you are helping others, then admit it openly! I know what to do, Brother Fan!"
Watching Ye Liangliang rush out of the bathroom on the big screen, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but exclaimed!
"Why did he walk outside without lifting his pants? Why does this guy still have this habit? I thought he was just picking hair! It turns out he is an exhibitionist!"
The living room of the Mo family is now crowded with guests. In fact, it is not appropriate to call it guests because all the people here are family members from both families, and it is not time to invite guests yet.
The two old men exchanged cups and cups, talking about their comradeship and calling their in-laws.
The parents on both sides seemed to have resolved a major concern, happily chatting about their parents' shortcomings and the embarrassing things that happened to their children when they were young.
Including but not limited to, Ye Liangliang had a rabbit at home when she was a child. In order to inspire little Ye Liangliang to protect animals, Ye’s mother said it was a jade rabbit and was found while making medicine in the mountains and then captured.
Come.
In Ye Liangliang's young mind, the Jade Rabbit was associated with Chang'e and Guanghan Palace. In short, it was a fairy rabbit!
As we all know, gods don’t poop, so the day after the rabbit was brought home, Xiaoye Liangliang discovered that there were a lot of spherical balls in the rabbit’s nest.
After thinking of jade rabbits, potions, and gods, what do you think Ye Liangliang would think of this in her blind spot of knowledge that was larger than the surface area of the earth at that time?
Of course it’s an elixir!
So within ten minutes, Ye Liangliang showed off a whole plate of "elixir"!
After that, Lao Ye had a deep shadow of rabbits and refused all black round snacks!
Liu Duoduo watched the live broadcast and was extremely frustrated after hearing this!
"Brother! Did your handsome boy really eat rabbit cake when he was a kid?"
Liu Bufan shook his head. Just when everyone thought it was a joke, Old Liu said:
"It should be said that it's more than just this."
Liu Duoduo narrowed her eyes. This disgusting and addictive thirst for knowledge made her want to stop!
"Brother, what do you mean?"
Liu Bufan cleared his throat:
"You've all seen goats, right?"
"I know."
"Then you know about Malisu, right?"
"I know that too."
"Then do you know what goat daddy looks like?"
Jiang Cheng immediately raised his hand!
"I know! It's like the pearls in bubble milk tea!"
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Seeing Liu Duoduo retching, Jiang Cheng said excitedly:
"That's what Jasmine looked like back then! That's how I described it and was beaten by her!"
Liu Duoduo clenched her fists:
"You will be beaten again today!"
Liu Duoduo was seen chasing Jiang Cheng while saying:
"Brother, are you saying that the handsome boy mistook Goat Stinky for Malice?"
"There's nothing wrong with him! Since then, he's been telling everyone he doesn't want to eat the free Malice on the roadside. It smells like grass and even makes his throat irritate!"
The same scene also happened in the Mo family's living room. Everyone was laughing so hard that they fell on their backs, and Lao Ye almost buried his head in his armpits.
Didn’t we agree not to mention this matter?
Mo Xiaoxiao blushed and gently tugged at the corner of Ye Liangliang's clothes:
"Brother Liang, have you really eaten a plate of rabbit cake?"
Ye Liangliang immediately retorted;
"How could I possibly eat a whole plate! After I ate the first one, I realized it didn't taste right!"
Mo Xiaoxiao suppressed a smile, but her shoulders still shrugged. It was obvious that she was really uncomfortable holding it in.
Just when everyone was laughing, the sound of a propeller suddenly came from outside. It must have been the big yard of the Mo family, otherwise there would be no place for the helicopter to park!
I saw a cute girl in school uniform running in from outside:
"Brother! I asked for leave from the school as soon as I got the call! Where is my sister-in-law! Where is my sister-in-law! Come on, my sister-in-law is Kangkang!"