Old Liu raised his head and looked at Liu Duoduo squatting on the roof:
"What the hell? Make it big? Make it something big?"
"Then how do I know? Can't you just do the math yourself?"
Lao Liu pointed at Liu Duoduo with his finger, and Liu Duoduo made a face in return.
But just after Lao Liu casually calculated what the two little guys were going to do, the corners of his mouth immediately twitched:
"Honey, I'll come as soon as I go! These two little monkeys are going to shake things up!"
I saw Lao Liu disappear in a flash, and when he reappeared, he was already near the orbit of Mercury.
Speaking of which, Liu Jiangxi and Liu Jiangche, the siblings, just ran out of the house and flew straight into the sun on the super-big bird Zilong transformed into.
"Sister, do you think my parents will be very angry if we do this?"
Liu Jiangxi waved his hand directly, stuffed a lot of fish into his mouth, chewed and whined:
"How is this possible? It's too late for Mom and Dad to praise us by then. Besides, didn't you ask Dad? You can do whatever he says. He is a great Immortal Emperor, so he can't keep his word.
Bar?
If he doesn’t even count what he says to a child, then who will listen to him in the future?”
"Sister, the more I think about it, the more I feel something is wrong. Our dad didn't win the league just by talking, and our mom didn't say anything, right?"
Liu Jiangxi licked her lips and stuffed a handful of grapes into her mouth:
"I didn't take this into consideration. Sometimes our mother's words are more effective than our father's.
But it doesn’t matter when you think about it, as I said before, it’s not a big deal and they won’t be angry.”
I saw the white wolf gnawing on a big bone and said:
"Little masters, I think this is a little unreliable. Think about it, we were taught a lesson when we pried the sun last time. This time we are not going to pry, but we are planning to pry the sun."
Just light it up like a firecracker. Isn’t this a bit too loud?”
Bai Taotao said excitedly:
"Isn't it just to light a sun? Didn't we order less before? If you don't say a little, how many dogs have you eaten? Is this a big deal?
Zilong, fly slower, the wedding won’t start until tomorrow, we’re not in a hurry, we’ve brought enough food and drink anyway, let’s just treat it as a half-day trip to space.”
"Aunt Taotao is right, our starting point is good, it is to make uncle handsome's wedding more lively! I believe mom and dad will understand our good intentions!"
"But sister, we have to pay attention to the time. It takes eight minutes for light to reach the earth, so the device we installed needs to be detonated eight minutes in advance. Otherwise, the effect will not be good!"
"Oh, I know, this is all basic common sense, okay? Do you think I'm the kid who pooped his pants today? I don't understand anything."
These guys just sat on Zilong, eating hot pot and singing songs all the way, and set off happily toward the sun.
"Aunt Taotao, have you heard of a joke about the sun?"
"Oh? Which one?"
"This is what our teacher said a few days ago, saying that during the Cold War of the last century, the United States sent astronauts to the moon, and the leader of the Soviet Union said that we should be the first to land on the sun!
Some scientists said that the sun was too hot to go there, but the leader said that we should go at night because it would be cooler at night!
Hahaha, many children in the class didn’t understand it.
At that time, I didn’t understand it either.”
Bai Taotao is still a little confused:
"Xi'er, why don't you understand? Isn't this easy to understand?"
"I don't understand why they think the sun is very hot and insist on going there at night. Isn't it the same during the day? It's not hot."
"Hey, what did I think? It's just very hot for ordinary people."
"I didn't react until later."
Just as they were chatting happily, Lao Liu had already intercepted them near the orbit of Mercury. What were these two naughty kids thinking every day? They even lit up the dark sun as a firecracker. How energetic this firecracker must be!
Could this scare the Trisolarans four light-years away into dehydration?
"Eh? Aunt Taotao, look why a little black dot suddenly appeared in front of you?"
Bai Taotao, who was eating snacks with her legs crossed, glanced briefly and then immediately sat upright:
"Looks like Brother Dijun?"
Liu Jiangche looked excited:
"Dad also wants to light up the sun with us!"
Snap!
Liu Jiangxi hit him on the head:
"Are you stupid? Dad is here to beat us! Run away! Zilong turns around!"
"Damn it! Little masters, you don't think I can outrun my master, do you?
I suggest you surrender directly and save yourself a beating!"
While they were discussing how to tell lies, White Wolf had already rebelled and ran straight towards Liu Bufan:
"I want to report! I want to report! Master, I want to report!"
Liu Bufan looked at the dog flying at high speed and slapped it onto Mercury:
"What did you do earlier? When the hemorrhoids hurt, you started to think about getting an abortion? When your little wife became a young woman, you started chasing her? When the big slippers hit your face, you thought about voting for her? The main thing is to be an afterthought, right?"
I saw the white wolf flying over from Mercury again, still looking excited:
"I reported it, it was that damn bird jumping up and down! It was all his idea! He was the mastermind! Master, beat it, beat it hard!"
Seeing the white wolf sticking out his tongue and spinning around wildly around him, Lao Liu would be a ghost if he could believe it. This guy is taking the opportunity to retaliate. As long as these two guys seize the opportunity, they will definitely make things difficult for each other.
!
I saw Old Liu holding the dog's neck and ducking onto Zi Long's back. Then he grabbed a lot of Liu Jiangxi's fish and poured them into his mouth in one breath:
"I'll settle the score with you after I swallow it!"
Click, click, click.
"Tell me, which side of the butt will you spank this time?"
Bai Taotao and Er Tiao:
"Yes, which one should be spanked? It's up to you to choose! I've tried to persuade you, but they didn't listen."
Liu Bufan pointed at Bai Taotao:
"Put it on for now, and then I'll beat you up later! How come I'm an aunt and let you look after the child, but you saw them blowing up the sun and making it into a flower, right? Ah?"
Bai Taotao was taught a lesson by Old Liu Yi, and she grinned and stuck her butt out, waiting to be beaten.
"You're so self-conscious! Where are you two? Why don't you express your opinion?"
Liu Jiangche said timidly:
"Didn't you say that I should do whatever I want?"
"You've learned how to trick me, right? Why don't you go out and ask around? When your father and I tricked others, Zilong hadn't even hatched from the egg yet!"