Chapter 550 Welcoming a bride turns into snatching a bride? (2)
After passing five levels and killing six generals, Ye Liangjing pushed her all the way to the bride's door.
But seeing the closed door, Lao Ye knew that the most difficult battle was coming!
I saw Lao Ye knocking on the door first:
"Honey! I'm here! Come and open the door!"
But then the voices of the bridesmaids came out:
"Your wife was kidnapped by us! If you don't pay her, we'll break her up!"
The old man was in pain and stuffed a dozen red envelopes through the crack of the door:
"Sisters, sisters, is it okay now?"
"Why did you put the card in the red envelope? We don't know the password!"
"The cash is too thick and the door gap is too narrow to fit in. All the card numbers are 6 and 9. Can I get in now?"
"It's not that simple. Come on, come on. In order to ensure the IQ of our sister Xiaoxiao's future children, how about we test you?"
Come on, come on, Ye Jingjing is like a formidable enemy, this is the move that Lao Liu told him the bridesmaids usually use!
"Listen clearly, what is one plus one equal to?"
Lao Ye squinted his eyes for a moment. What is one plus one? This looks like a primary school math problem, but it is a brain teaser!
What may seem like a brain teaser is most likely a math problem!
How abominable!
The first question is so difficult. Isn’t this intentional so that I can’t answer it!
Seeing Ye Liangliang spinning around anxiously at the door, Lao Liu frowned and was very puzzled. What was this idiot wandering around? Isn't it true that one plus one equals two? Is it so difficult?
The bridesmaids in the room were also very puzzled. Why didn’t the groom even know what one plus one equals? Why did a genius like Sister Xiaoxiao find someone who had not graduated from elementary school?
After careful consideration and various deductions, Ye Liangliang said in a trembling voice:
"I guess it's equal to two!"
Everyone, including the big brother carrying the camera, was sweating for him, but he finally did it. Is this question really that difficult?
After answering this question, there was only a click sound, and one of the three locks on the door was opened.
Seeing this, Ye Liangliang felt that the task of blocking the door was not that difficult, so she directly provoked:
"If you have the ability, don't solve these questions that a 6-year-old child knows! If you have the ability, do an 8-year-old one!"
"Is it okay for an 8-year-old?"
“9-year-old me doesn’t even care!”
"Okay! Please listen to the following questions!
Spring River Plumbing Duck Prophet, why is it a duck prophet and not a goose prophet?
It is said that seeing is believing and hearing is believing, so why do people still have ears?
Now there is a bottle of milk, but there are five children. How should I cut it so that everyone can agree with it?
If you answer any question, you will be considered a pass!"
When Ye Liangliang heard this, she was shocked. What kind of stupid problem is this? How do I know if the goose knows? How do I know why people have ears? Just one bottle of milk has to be distributed to five children.
Why can’t you afford to have so many babies? Why don’t you go earn money and buy a few more bottles first?
Can a normal brain think of this? Damn it!
I saw that Ye Liangliang’s CPU was almost dry and burned out. This brain-dead problem was quite serious!
But after wandering around for a few times, Lao Ye suddenly looked happy:
"Can I just answer any question?"
"Yes, any one is fine!"
"I choose the third one!"
The bridesmaids were relieved when they heard this. After all, this was the least stupid one among all the stupid questions.
Ye Liangliang said confidently:
"I'll ride on my horse and kill five with one blow. I'll take the milk and drink it myself! Then everyone will have no objections!"
Now not only the bridesmaids were confused, but also Old Liu. This guy had two tons of banana peels in his head!
Kill five with one sword! Why don’t you take yourself away and kill six with one sword!
"Ladies and sisters, just tell me if anyone has any opinions!"
The bridesmaids group all started as doctoral students. After analyzing Ye Liangliang's answers, they felt that although the method was a bit cruel, the results did meet the requirements of the question, and no one really raised any objections.
"Sisters, does this question pass for him?"
"Let's pass it. After all, there is no logical loophole, and I heard from Sister Xiaoxiao that he is a martial arts practitioner. It shouldn't be difficult to kill five with one sword! It conforms to the actual situation and logic, so it should be passed!"
"That's right. If you're to blame, it's because we didn't think carefully about this question when we asked it. I also agreed to give it to him!"
After hearing that the door lock was opened again, Ye Liangliang couldn't help but praise her own wit. I said that if you are smart like me, why don't you just pick up such a topic!
"Ladies and sisters! The 9-year-old questions are not very good. Can you make it more difficult? I think we should skip the elementary school directly and go to the junior high school questions. Otherwise, I will look very lonely if I am invincible!"
"Provocation! This guy is provoking us!"
"That's right! Do you want him to go to junior high school?"
"Is it a bit difficult?"
"Is primary neutrino theoretical analysis difficult? I don't think it is difficult, right?"
"Isn't elementary central cybernetics difficult?"
"Is wind tunnel design for junior mid-to-high-altitude aircraft also an introductory course?"
"Okay! Then let's give him a place in junior high school!"
When the arrogant old Ye heard that he was asked to briefly describe how to use the idea of central cybernetics to design a wind tunnel for mid-to-high-altitude aircraft, his whole body went numb.
Even if you write down this question about riding a horse and ask me to read it, I can't guarantee that I can read it fluently! You want me to briefly explain the principle?
Even if you open the book and highlight the key points, I can't find the answer. This is what you think of junior high school!
Just when Lao Ye was squatting on the ground and preparing to check the answer on his mobile phone, the door to the room opened with a click.
Ye Liangliang looked up blankly and saw Mo Xiaoxiao wearing a red Chinese wedding dress, then looking at her with a weird and festive smile, her belt crossed.
"I'm getting married today! No one can delay my marriage! Let's go, husband! Sajia is taking you home!"
So in full view of everyone, Mo Xiaoxiao picked up Ye Liangliang and ran towards the elevator.
Liu Bufan stared at Mo Xiaoxiao holding Ye Liangliang's back with wide eyes, and said in disbelief:
"Am I dazzled? Has this handsome boy been robbed?
Photographer, you're so good at keeping up! I mean, you're the most awesome person in the movie!"
When Bai Taotao saw this, the corners of her mouth gradually rose:
"Hehehe, this girl is a tiger! I like it!"
Damn, Liu Bufan just lost his mind.
"It's not your turn if you like it! What's going on in your head every day!"
As for Lao Ye himself, he was confused until Mo Xiaoxiao carried him into the car. In fact, not only him, but also the elders and people along the way were confused. Shouldn't it be the groom holding the bride? Why did he become the bride now?
Holding the groom?
Is this popular now?
Lao Ye, who was thrown into the car, was about to ask something, but Mo Xiaoxiao pressed him down on the car seat with a strong kiss:
"Driver! Drive! Go home!"
"Ah? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I obey my orders, young lady! Motorcade! Thick hair, thick hair!!!"