Seeing Liu Bufan and Jiang Waner looking so unceremonious, the two law enforcement officers were also a little surprised:
"Brother Huang, why are they two so calm? Don't they know they are dead?"
"You asked me where I knew? Don't worry about what happened to them. What should you do if you find out?"
"Didn't we just find out? The book says that such a situation is an accidental death. There is no foul play to lead to the death. We need to report it."
Just at this moment, a man with a bull's head and a horse's face walked over casually, and two law enforcement ghost officers immediately stopped them:
"Master Ox and Master Horse!"
When they heard a ghost calling them, the bull-headed horse-faced man raised his eyelids slightly. He was sinister and handsome, but he still had some things to do.
But when they looked in the direction of the sound, the whole cow and horse were shocked!
Damn it! Why is this old man, Emperor, here?
And the emperor and empress are here too!
What do these errands do for food? I wonder if this is why I need to sound the alarm!
Although I was very anxious, I still had to perform the necessary movements. I saw these two guys using the sliding and kneeling technique they learned from Black and White Wuchang, and started sliding from the moment the ghost gate closed!
He slid all the way to the tea stall where Mr. and Mrs. Liu were.
"I have met the emperor! I have met the empress!"
Old Liu waved his hand casually:
"What do you mean when you get up and see so many ghosts looking at you? Doesn't this affect the image of the underworld civil servants?"
Unexpectedly, ever since Lao Niu and Lao Ma learned the art of shamelessness from Black and White Wuchang, they have profoundly understood a truth.
As long as the leader is happy, it doesn't matter what the people below think of you! You can't decide my official title, and you can't decide my future. Is my image important to you?
So they don't care what other ghosts in Old Liu's mouth think, as long as the emperor and empress are happy, they can watch whatever they like!
The most shocking ones were the two newly hired law enforcement officers. Originally, they were a little confused and even scared when they saw the Minotaur kneeling down facing them!
But after seeing the bull-headed and horse-faced people respectfully greeting Lao Liu, I realized that these two were actually higher-ranking figures than Yin Shuai!
So I knelt down immediately and didn't dare to breathe.
Old Liu said while drinking tea:
"Get up, I'm not an official of your underworld, why should I act like this every time?
Wife, try these melon seeds. The salinity is just right, and they go well with this tea."
Seeing that these two people were just being polite but actually didn't take the bull-headed horse-face seriously at all, the shock in the hearts of the two law enforcement ghost officers was hard to describe.
They said that they were not officials from the underworld, but Master Niu and Master Ma still treated them with respect. Could it be that these two were officials from heaven? This was really the first time they had seen each other!
At this moment, Niutou Mamian was cursing in his heart. What happened to the human resources department in this underworld? Shouldn't the first lesson for new employees when they join the job be to get to know people first? Even the emperor doesn't know him. This is a major mistake in human resources work!
I must read one of their books! I’ll masturbate from top to bottom!
However, I thought to myself that my attitude towards Lao Liu must still be respectful.
"Emperor, are you here to see the two kings? Do you need us brothers to inform you?"
Liu Bufan didn't care whether they got up or not:
"My parents definitely want to meet, but you don't need to inform me. We are here just for fun. You can go about your own business and don't worry about us."
In fact, this kind of scene is the most difficult to deal with for bull-headed horse noodles.
Because from their perspective, if Lao Liu didn't let them report, they had nothing to do. But if they really left like this, they couldn't guarantee whether the leader would think they were contemptuous of the leader.
But if you report it, it will appear that you don't take the leader's words seriously, so this simple matter is really difficult in the eyes of scabs and people who are good at monopolizing!
Old Liu looked at the two ghosts kneeling on the ground motionless and said helplessly:
"Okay, you can go and report it, but you won't come back to report to me. You can just do your own thing after reporting."
It wasn't until he heard these words that Niu Tou MaMian breathed a sigh of relief and bowed respectfully again:
"The little one is going to report it!"
After saying that, he ran away in a hurry.
The remaining two law enforcement ghost officers were still kneeling on the ground. No one told them who they were in front of them, and they had no idea what to do.
However, Lao Liu said jokingly:
"Have you guys figured out how to deal with this situation like ours?"
One of the ghosts trembled and said:
"Back. Back... Sir, I found it. I just found it."
"Oh? What should we do?"
"Report. Report...report to superiors."
"Then you've finished your report, why are you still standing there? Go about your business, can you get paid just by kneeling?"
"Ah? Hey, hey, hey!"
After saying that, the two guys took the paper horse and ran away.
Old Liu shook his head:
"Look, my wife, don't blame the rampant bureaucracy. In essence, there are still people who are flattering and monopolistic. A bureaucrat is born partly because of himself and partly because of the flattery of his subordinates."
"There is no way, human nature is like this, ghosts are human beings, and ghost nature is also like this.
Moreover, the so-called official is essentially the right to allocate resources. Resources are objectively limited, but people are relatively unlimited. For the sake of resources, of course there will be people who will do whatever they can to avoid it, husband."
"Who says it isn't? I didn't say we should put an end to it. After all, we ourselves are enjoying this right.
But sometimes they go too far, like those two guys, Black and White, who actually want to help me eliminate all the restless factors in Shilibaxiang. Do you think this is caused by Namikaze? I need them to take care of this.
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Jiang Wan'er burst out laughing:
"Who made you the emperor? Aren't they trying their best to please you?"
Old Liu chuckled:
"If they really want to please me, they should release two monsters or evil spirits from time to time to cause trouble. Otherwise, I will be bored."
After drinking tea and eating melon seeds, Old Liu rewarded the tea stall owner with two copper coins.
"Honey, this hell is quite big. There are many interesting places. We probably won't be able to visit them all this time."
"Husband, I found that you have a misunderstanding. Shouldn't we go out to have fun? Are you confused about what to do if you can't finish shopping? As long as you are happy, even just drinking a pot of tea is fine!"
Old Liu took Jiang Wan'er's hand:
"Yes! Everything my wife said is right! Then we have finished drinking tea, why not go home and take care of the children!"
"Hey! I'm talking about Liu Bufan! You did it on purpose, didn't you?"