Lao Liu and Jiang Wan'er, who were sitting in the restaurant on the second floor, turned their heads and glanced when they heard the sound of firecrackers coming from the pier by the lake.
"This fat black man's pomp is not small! There is a gong and drum team and fireworks opening the way. It is not afraid of disturbing the people in broad daylight."
"I can't even shut your mouth when I eat. After all, he is the King of Hell, the nominal leader of the underworld. This kind of ostentation is nothing."
Liu Bufan picked up a dog next to him, wiped its mouth, and then said:
"That's right. After all, you are a top leader, and you still have to have the pomp and ceremony that you should have. After all, not every boss is as simple and simple as me, right?"
When Lao Liu said this, the dog he picked up and wiped his mouth and the dog owner were both confused.
They all opened their eyes wide and looked at Old Liu with an incredulous expression.
Old Liu was also stunned when he saw this scene.
"Holy crap! I'm used to wiping my mouth with the white wolf at home, but I accidentally picked up the wrong dog."
So Lao Liu snapped his fingers at the dog and the dog owner, erasing this outrageous scene from their minds.
He also picked up the electronic watch on the table and hacked the hotel's camera. He must not leave any stain on himself!
Jiang Wan'er looked at Old Liu's smooth operation with uncontrollable disgust in her eyes, and then picked up a napkin and wiped his mouth:
"Don't move! There's still dog hair!"
"Honey, please don't speak so dirty!"
Jiang Wan'er's mouth twitched:
"You can wipe your mouth with a dog, but you still dislike me for saying you have dog hair on your mouth? Liu Bufan, did you do it on purpose or accidentally?"
Lao Liu is a completely shameless person. If this kind of thing is not painful or itchy, then it feels like it is not painful or itchy.
"Honey, I feel that a very powerful god came off the dragon boat of the King of Hell. Let's bet on a dishwasher. Guess who it is?"
Jiang Wan'er didn't even guess:
"Do you even need to guess? He's a dogfighter and he has a strong aura. Who else could he be besides three eyes?"
"Hehe, I thought so too.
According to legend, Erlang Shen is one of the top combat powers in heaven and the nephew of the Jade Emperor. Do you think he will have fewer treasures on his body?"
Jiang Wan'er put down the chicken drumstick in her hand, then looked up at Old Liu:
"Husband, your addiction to robbing has come up again, right? I noticed that you can't sit still for a while. When a new person comes, you have to rob it first to satisfy your craving, right?"
Old Liu gave Jiang Waner a thumbs up:
"Why don't you say she's our wife! She really understands me! Come on, come on, here are two black plastic bags. I'll give you one first."
Jiang Wan'er looked at the plastic bag handed over by Old Liu with a sullen expression:
"Why did you give me this thing?"
Old Liu gestured with his hands:
"Of course it's on the head. What if he finds out our identities? We can't beat him to death, right?
You have to remember that we were there to rob, and they didn’t offend us, so it would be unreasonable to kill them."
Jiang Wan'er was already confused by Old Liu's logic:
"It doesn't make sense to kill someone, but it makes sense for you to rob them!"
"No, but aren't we the main ones that are unreasonable? Come on, come on, come on, try on the size first. If it doesn't fit, adjust it quickly. If you don't find it right when you get there, it will be too late."
Jiang Wan'er directly tore the plastic bag into eight pieces!
"If you want to wear it, I don't want to wear it! There's a black plastic bag on your head, why don't you get some stockings!"
However, Lao Liu said seriously:
"Honey, don't you understand? The stockings are too tight and can easily damage my handsome face. Moreover, as long as the stockings are stained with a little water, they will appear transparent. There is no guarantee of safety and they can easily be seen by others.
come out.
But this black plastic bag, as long as you open two eyes, can ensure that your vision is not affected and it can also ensure good waterproof effect. It is really a must-have tool for home and travel robberies and wall-breaking!"
Seeing Lao Liu hand over another one, Jiang Waner suddenly felt persuaded. Maybe she could really give it a try?
Although the quality is not very high, from what this guy described, it seems pretty good!
In the past, when I and my men robbed, they were all open and close, playing straight and forward, but to be honest, I have never experienced such a sneaky robbery. You can give it a try!
On the other hand, Dou Niwan and several officials from the Ministry of Etiquette were already on the dock ready to welcome the King of Hell and Erlang Shen.
"Please tidy up your appearance, rub your face, and feel a little more energetic! It's not just the king who is here this time, the Lord Erlang from Heaven is also here. Don't embarrass the underworld in front of your superiors!"
Several officials took advantage of the fact that King Yama and others had not arrived yet, and quickly took out their handkerchiefs, wiped their shoes, dusted them, and wiped their faces.
When Dou Niwan saw this scene, the corners of his mouth twitched:
"Damn it! How can you be like this? Why do you wipe your feet first and then your face?"
"Sir, it's all your own flesh. There's no distinction between high and low. Just clean it!"
"Hey! You kid! You are so reasonable!"
After a while, Lian Erlang Shenlong walked over at a snail's pace. The Roaring Sky Dog next to him didn't need to be held at all. A real dog's leg doesn't need a leash!
"I have met the true king!"
After all, Dou Niwan was also a feudal official, and Erlang Shen still gave him more or less face. Although his rank was higher than his, he was not part of a system and had no direct jurisdiction.
"Master Dou, please get up quickly! We are old friends, so why bother with such a big gift! Get up, get up!"
Dou Niwan was a little surprised when he heard Erlangshen's words. Didn't this guy always raise his nostrils to the sky every time he came? Why did he say such polite words this time?
So he raised his head and looked at the "sun" in the sky. Did it rise from the east? Could it be that Erlang Shen was taken away?
However, when he saw that Roaring Sky Dog still had a dog-legged and arrogant look, he gave up the idea. The owner had changed, but the dog-legged dog was still the same!
"True Lord, I dare not call you brother or brother. You are the righteous god of heaven, and the official is just a shadowy god under His Majesty. The leader is the leader. This must be clearly distinguished."
"You! You are still so foreign. I told Yan Jun on the boat that I came here just for fun! Have a dog fight, watch the game, and finally go hunting in Moyun Forest. It's not official.
When it comes to visits or inspections, everyone should be more relaxed and relaxed!"
At this time, Lao Liu and his wife, who were mixed in the crowd, exchanged glances.
[Honey, I suddenly have an idea.]
[Husband, I thought of it too.]
[Come, come, let’s talk together!]
[Let’s go to the Demon Cloud Forest and pretend to be monsters, and then we’ll do the fucking thing!]