“Sister Sasa, actually my brother and I just want to ask for our wives, what brand of shampoo do you use?
The last time they watched the game, they said your hair was very smooth and shiny! When I got home, they asked me to buy it for them, but after I bought all the shampoos on the market, I found that none of them had the same effect as yours.
, so we both came here specifically to ask about the brand!”
Xiao Ahuang then said:
"That's right, that's what my eldest brother and I think, especially since I just married two wives. Now it's time for them to get angry. They said that if they can't buy the same style as you, they will go home.
I picked my peaches, and they picked one for each dog.
I only have two consciences in the world! How can I survive if they are all removed!"
Sasa's mouth twitched when she heard it. It wasn't a twitch. This guy has so many wives, dogs! Who cares how many wives they have.
Even the dog himself doesn't care.
Sasa took out a small bottle with plum blossoms printed on it and said very proudly:
"Actually, I don't blame you if you can't buy it! This is a shampoo specially provided by Meihua Group for my master, and it is not for sale in the market.
But I don’t lack these things at home. Seeing that you two still love your wives, I’ll give you one dog and one box.
Contact me after you have finished using it, but then you will be charged~"
Big and small Ah Huang were instantly overjoyed!
I’m not afraid of spending a lot of money, but I’m afraid of not having anywhere to buy it!
And anyway, buying things is the owner's money, if it is not wasted, it will not be wasted!
Seeing Sasa take out two large boxes of shampoo from the carry-on space, Xiao Ah Huang definitely didn't want it for nothing, so he gave them a more or less symbolic amount of money.
After seeing that there were no other dogs around Sasa, the barking dog mustered up the courage and walked over again.
No matter what I do this time, I have to take down my contact information!
must!
"Dear little sister, may I ask..."
"roll!"
"Okay!"
…
The camera zoomed back into the dog fighting ring again.
Mr. and Mrs. Liu ate and drank while watching the artistic performance.
To be honest, the writers of this show are quite thoughtful and caring.
Every show is neither exaggerated nor pretentious, and almost every one of them closely adheres to the theme of Dog Fighting Ridge. The performers, the dogs, are the main actors, and their owners are the supporting characters who promote the development of the story.
"Honey, I saw that their artistic performances are really good. The solo songs are just solos, and the sketches are just funny. Don't do those things that are not there or not. This is pure art!"
"There's nothing wrong with it. The most important thing is that every one of their programs fits the theme of dog fighting, and the writing skills are really high.
You are like the first fur seal entering the ring of fire, stealing the treasure from the perspective of a thief, only to discover that the dog is the treasure.
Another example is the fifth show, Bone Snatching. Every dog in it looks like he hasn't eaten, and his eyes are glowing green when he sees the bones! Such actors are much better than many big names."
"Is it possible that these dogs have been hungry for several days?"
"Is this possible?"
"It's the underworld! What can't be done about the underworld?"
"Hey! That's right too!"
The opening ceremony program lasted until around 12 o'clock in the evening.
When the last program ended, Dou Niwan walked to the center of the stage again with a smile.
"Dear leaders! Distinguished guests! How are our programs?"
"good!"
"Change the word!"
"very good!"
"Let's change it to another one!"
“That’s awesome!”
"Let's change it to another one!"
"Stop being silly! Let's get down to business!!!"
Dou Niwan brushed off the cabbage sticks on his body again, but his mood was not affected in any way:
“We feel the enthusiasm of the audience! I also feel everyone’s passion.
According to past practice, the opening ceremony should have ended by now, but in order to repay everyone's concern and support for the dog fighting cause in Dou Dog Ridge, the competition officials temporarily decided to add another program!
That’s the big draw!!!
Everyone, get your tickets. The last six digits of our ticket numbers are all unique. The conference will use random drawing to select 100 spectators to enjoy the grand prize of free tickets this time and next time!
It’s a ticket for all games, not just the opening ceremony!”
“Wow! What a bargain!”
"Conscience program team! Love it, love it!"
"There are more than 80,000 ghosts at the scene. If you draw 100, that's one in 80! I still have a good chance!"
"Let's not talk about how big the possibility is. Can you go back and renovate the elementary school first? That's one in 80!"
"Hehe, it's all the same!"
While the audience was having a heated discussion, Dou Niwan took out a sign and said.
"Let me talk about the lottery rules first! In order to ensure fairness and justice, the 100 numbers will be determined by 100 spectators, each of whom will randomly draw 6 small balls from the box in front of them!
The numbers of these one hundred viewers will be composed of the average of one hundred physiological indicators such as the average height, blood pressure, coat color brightness, time of death, and age in the underworld of all participating dogs!
Of course, they themselves are also eligible to be drawn. If one of their 100 viewers is drawn again! Then he will receive the grand prize of free eternity!"
As soon as these words came out, the whole audience was shocked! Watch dog fighting for free for life? This temptation is too great!
"Now let's choose the audience for the lottery first!"
As the average physiological indicators of 100 groups of dogs were displayed on the big screen, 100 lottery viewers were selected first.
Dou Niwan arranged for them to come to the stage, where 100 boxes containing small balls had already been placed.
"I announce! Each lottery audience will draw 6 small balls from the box in front of them. The order of the balls is the lottery number. If there are similarities, then the same numbers will be drawn again. The rules are that simple!
Camera! Close-up is in place!
Big screen! Show all the close-up shots and start drawing the first small ball!"
All 100 spectators rubbed their hands, then reached into the box and took out a ball.
But all 100 of them found that the first number they touched was the same as theirs.
At first everyone thought it was just a coincidence, but then the second, third, and finally the last one came out.
Each of them drew their own number!
Now Dou Niwan was confused, and so were the audience.
After a period of deathly silence, a roar like a mountain roaring and a tsunami broke out in an instant!