The fat shopkeeper looked up and said, "Your mother was right to her mouth, and he swallowed it back."
A hibiscus jade face was revealed on the window on the second floor, a pair of charming big eyes seemed to be able to speak, and a cherry mouth seemed to be silently sending an invitation...
The fat shopkeeper was stunned on the spot.
The cervical spine almost misaligned.
Good, why are there such a beautiful woman in Qingyang County? Why have you never heard of it before?
Well, the fat shopkeeper used to be without shortage of women, so naturally he was not so hungry. Even if he saw a beautiful woman, he would not have such a big reaction.
Now that it is not possible, all the fat shopkeeper's women were killed by Xiao Delang and Bao Xu. Only an old and weak wife was left, and she became crazy because of her many humiliations.
So, when I first saw the beautiful lady Wu, the fat shopkeeper's anti-human lustful heart suddenly became restless.
Your mother, this little lady belongs to me!
Just as the fat shopkeeper was in a daze, Mrs. Wu had already come down from the upstairs.
She accidentally hit the passerby in the head and naturally wanted to come down to apologize. The ancients were still very particular about etiquette.
What's more, she was a lady from a small family and didn't dare not apologize. She was dressed as a fat shopkeeper, and she knew she was not an ordinary person at first glance.
The class division in the Dawu Dynasty was even more serious than in later generations. Once you provoke someone you can't afford to offend, your life might be over.
As soon as Mrs. Wu came out, the fat shopkeeper's cervical spine was cured.
Not only has the cervical spine been cured, but the vision is also improved.
The young woman in front of her is really beautiful, her eyebrows are like willow leaves in early spring, often with rain, hatred and sorrow in the clouds; her face is like peach blossoms in March, hidden in the charm of the moon. Her slender waist is graceful, restrained, lazy oriole is lazy; her mouth is light, seducing
The bees and butterflies are chaotic. The jade looks are charming and the flowers are interpreted, and the beautiful face is graceful and the jade is fragrant...
I'm so kind of a little good person. If I get this on the bed, I won't be tired of it for two years!
So, as soon as Madam Wu apologized, the fat shopkeeper's pair of stingy hands reached over: "Miss, don't worry, don't worry, get up quickly..."
The ancients were different from later generations. The etiquette was very thoughtful. Usually, men bowed or bowed, while women carried out blessings.
Mrs. Wu just bent her knees slightly, and the fat shopkeeper was about to reach out to help her.
At this moment, Mrs. Wu was frightened. According to etiquette, when a woman politely, men cannot really use their hands to support them, just use a little help.
The virtual support becomes the real support, either it is a man or a hooligan.
Seeing a slippery middle-aged fat man trying to take advantage of him, Mrs. Wu quickly retreated, responded and turned around and went into the house.
The fat shopkeeper was delighted, thinking that the young woman was hinting that she followed her into the house.
So the fat shopkeeper stepped forward and wanted to follow in.
However, as soon as I climbed the steps, I heard a bang, and the door closed from the inside and almost touched my nose.
At this moment, the fat shopkeeper was so angry that his nose was crooked.
Good, you little lady, you dare to play tricks on me. I must make you unable to survive or die!
The fat shopkeeper's anti-social and anti-human character is really fucked, and his desire for revenge is not something that ordinary people can imagine.
The more he can't get it, the more he wants it to get it, even if he can't get it himself, he will destroy it!
The fat shopkeeper turned his eyes and a poisonous trick appeared. He turned around and entered a tea shop next to him.
...
Sanshui Town, Wolong Village.
Qiao Yunge talked for two hours.
The words were so broken that the people who were eating melons were fascinated by the ears.
However, when he saw Yun Chao, Qiao Yunge almost couldn't get angry when he saw him.
There is no trace of Yun Chao. Qiao Yunge was so excited that he said just now that he didn't pay attention for a while. I don't know when Yun Chao had left.
Yun Chao has been a human being in his two lives, and I have never heard of any wonderful stories. Although Qiao Yunge tells it well, it depends on who he compares with.
Compared with the famous storytellers in Yun Chao's previous life, it is not enough to read.
Qiao Yunge, who is not even a little bit tall, knows so much, it is nothing more than hearsay. It’s okay to fool the villagers who are uninformed. If you want to fool Yun Chao, it’s possible that there is nothing at all!
Yun Chao, the main leader, has left, so what else can Qiao Yunge talk about?
After a brief ending, he hurried to find Yun Chao.
Yun Chao is having a meal.
Not only was he eating by himself, but his family and his boys were all eating by him.
Before he could enter the door, Qiao Yunge was stunned.
What does Yun Chao eat at home? Why is it so delicious?
After entering the door, Qiao Yunge became even more confused.
Large pot of braised pork, large pot of white rice, large pot of fried bean sprouts, large basket of white steamed buns...
Good, is this something people eat?
I have never dreamed of it!
Yun Chao did not chase anyone away, and generously called Qiao Yunge to eat with him.
Qiao Yunge originally wanted to be polite, let’s take a look and show his uniqueness.
However, the aroma of the food was really tempting, and he swallowed it back when he said something to his mouth.
What Qiao Yunge didn't know was that he did the right thing.
If he dared to refuse politely, Yun Chao would never let the second time.
Yun Chao doesn't have that good patience for a frivolous child who is not stolen.
Since he started telling stories and fooling himself, Yun Chao has no longer been prepared to keep him.
Some people recruit soldiers in later generations, who are just honest and honest. Even if they can be said with wise people, they will not accept them.
Yun Chao was the same, for fear that Qiao Yunge would lead all his boys to ruin.
Qiao Yunge, who was feasting, was still looking forward to how to fool these mud legs in the future, but he didn't know that Yun Chao had already rejected him.
The next day, after Qiao Yunge had a beautiful breakfast, he was about to continue fooling him, but Yun Chao never gave him a chance to speak again.
"Brother Qiao Yun, the New Year is coming soon, and I'm on holiday here, so I can't keep you. You can go back now."
"ah?"
Qiao Yunge's words were all over his throat and he couldn't react for a long time.
I originally thought that Yun Chao was delicious and delicious, so I wanted to keep him, but who knew that this would be the result.
Even if Qiao Yunge is so sloppy, Yun Chao has issued an order to expel guests, so he can't stay there any longer.
What's more, the two are not on the same level at all, and Qiao Yunge dares not even if he wants to cheat.
He heard that Yun Chao is not an ordinary mud-legged person. He is not only the head of Wolong Village, but also the deputy inspector of Sanshui Town. He even doesn't blink when he kills the bandits!
Although he didn't know how big the deputy inspector was, Qiao Yunge knew that no matter how big the official he was, he could not be provoked by a hawker selling dried fruits.
In desperation, Qiao Yunge had to say goodbye and leave.
Leaving is leaving, but Qiao Yunge remembered Yun Chao in his heart.
snort!
The surname Yun, aren’t you not taking me in? I must let you know what regret means!