"This kid..." Zhang Tiezhu muttered as he looked at the backs of Zhang Tiexiu and Lao Wang walking away arm in arm.
With Zhang Tiexiu's character, if he drags Lao Wangtou away now, he probably wants to hear Lao Wangtou's unlucky story.
"Forget it, I took my hands away, don't care." Zhang Tiezhu yawned and fell asleep.
With Zhang Tiexiu's skill, Zhang Tiezhu didn't worry about him being in danger.
...
"Boy, can you take a taxi and walk?"
"No, Lao Wang, come... tell me, is there love between you and Lao Peitou's wife? Tell me, and I promise not to tell anyone!" Zhang Tiexiu patted his chest and asked cheerfully.
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"...No, we are purely friends!"
"If you lie, no one will believe you."
Lao Wangtou: "..."
After coming out of Zhang Tiezhu's house, Zhang Tiexiu never stopped asking about the embarrassing things that happened to Lao Wangtou.
Naturally, Lao Wangtou did not want to talk about his embarrassing situation, so Zhang Tiexiu dragged him shamelessly and refused to let Lao Wangtou go home. After being forced to do so, Lao Wangtou still chose to compromise.
On the way, Lao Wangtou saw a car and wanted to take a taxi home, but Zhang Tiexiu refused... and insisted on walking with Lao Wangtou.
"Boy, why are you wandering around in the middle of the night? Wouldn't it be good for you to go home and sleep?!" Lao Wangtou said sadly as he watched a Hong Kong car drive away.
"You can live ninety-nine if you walk a hundred steps after a meal. Lao Wang, I am doing this for your own good." Zhang Tiexiu said with a mean smile.
Lao Wangtou: "..."
Half an hour's journey ended up walking for an hour.
Lao Wang was so angry that his face turned green. On the way home, Zhang Tiexiu's mouth was like a machine gun, "beep", "beep", "beep"... non-stop, the firepower was fierce!
"Okay, boy, let's go." After arriving at the door of the house, Lao Wangtou waved his hand impatiently, saying that there was no need for him to go there.
In the end, he brought his hand back, not to mention that he was scolded by Zhang Tiexiu all the way, which made his ears feel numb.
"Lao Wang, wait..." Zhang Tiexiu called to Lao Wangtou, took out a black fruit from somewhere, and threw it to Lao Wangtou.
"What is this?" Lao Wangtou took the black fruit, lowered his head and smelled it. Not to mention, it was quite fragrant. He had never seen this kind of fruit before.
"The food is new, it tastes great..." Zhang Tiexiu said cheerfully.
"Okay, you can go back." Lao Wang nodded and turned around to enter the hospital.
"etc......"
"What are you doing?!" Lao Wang felt so sleepy and dizzy that he wanted to sleep now.
"You eat now, Lao Wang." Zhang Tiexiu said cheerfully.
"Why?" Lao Wang scratched his head. He was not worried that the fruit was poisonous. After all, he and Zhang Tiexiu had no enmity. The other party was Zhang Tiezhu's godbrother, so there was no benefit in harming him.
"Hehehe... I want to see how you eat." Zhang Tiexiu said coquettishly.
Lao Wangtou: "...Get out!"
"If you don't eat, I won't leave!" Zhang Tiexiu hugged Lao Wangtou's waist.
"I'm closing the door!" Lao Wangtou was furious and tried hard to get away from Zhang Tiexiu, feeling that he was being played like a fool by Zhang Tiexiu.
"Hahaha... Do you believe that when you fall asleep, I will climb the wall and enter your house?" Zhang Tiexiu sneered.
"You... don't bully others too much!" Lao Wang's hands were shaking with anger. The little bald man in front of him was even more of a bastard than Zhang Tiezhu!
"I'll leave if you eat. Eat quickly and stop grinding!" Zhang Tiexiu hugged his arms and had an extremely arrogant attitude.
"Oh... ok." Lao Wang had a headache and was heartbroken. He felt that this little bald man must have some serious illness, otherwise why would he be so abnormal?
Lao Wangtou glanced at the black fruit, and took a bite with a painful expression. After chewing twice, he found that the fruit tasted really good, and then he ate it cleanly in three or two mouthfuls.
"Is there any more?" Lao Wangtou said cheerfully.
"......Gone."
"Okay, I'll eat it, can you leave?" Lao Wangtou said impatiently.
He was confused, what is this habit of having to eat food in front of him even if he gives it to others?
"Hehehe... I see you enter the hospital." Zhang Tiexiu said cheerfully.
"You...sigh." Lao Wangtou sighed softly. He was too lazy to talk to Zhang Tiexiu, opened the door and entered the courtyard, then immediately locked the courtyard door and went back to the house to sleep until dawn.
But as soon as Lao Wangtou took two steps, he suddenly felt something was wrong and his stomach growled.
"Ouch, my stomach...fuck!" Lao Wangtou threw the bag in his hand into the sky, covered his butt and rushed to the toilet like a monkey in the sky, took off his pants and defecated.
This feeling is too fierce...
"It's weird, why is it so...violent?" Lao Wang was confused. He didn't eat randomly, how could this happen?!
At this time, Zhang Tiexiu's heart-rending laughter came to Lao Wang's ear.
He understands.
He understands everything.
That fruit is poisonous!
"Little bald man, don't leave...what did you give me to eat? Ah!!"
"Little bald man, where is he? You speak!"
"Bald man, you speak!!"
Lao Wangtou roared in the toilet, but there was no response from outside. Zhang Tiexiu patted his butt and ran away.
"What a sin!!" Lao Wangtou roared in pain in the toilet.
In the next period of time, one can imagine the outcome for Lao Wangtou.
Moreover, the toilets in the bungalows are basically open-air dry toilets. The old man squatted with his arms and legs all the time. The result... was terrible!
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"Brother, I'm back!"
Zhang Tiexiu returned home happily, smiling from ear to ear. Lao Wangtou probably had to hang out at home for a few days.
"Shut up!!"
Zhang Tiezhu had just fallen asleep when he was woken up by Zhang Tiexiu, a bastard.
"...Oh." Zhang Tiexiu nodded helplessly.
I originally wanted to tell my elder brother the story of Lao Wang having diarrhea, but now I can only wait until tomorrow.
...
The moon is dark and the wind is high.
Miao Fu is still working diligently to repair the gate. He must complete it before dawn to carry forward his craftsman spirit!
On the chimney of a farmhouse five lanes away from Zhang Tiezhu's house, Xiaocui was riding on Li Changxuan, monitoring the goings-on of Zhang Tiezhu's house.
"Zhang Tiezhu, you will die this time." Xiao Cui said in a cold voice.
This place is high up, so you can retreat or escape. If Zhang Tiezhu discovers her and takes Li Changxuan and turns around and runs away, the other party will definitely not be able to catch her.
This was the plan that the fourth wife, fifth wife, Xiaocui and others had discussed before. It was easy to deal with Zhang Tiezhu, but what they were afraid of was Huang Tianxiang.
Although Huang Tianxiang's Taoism is not worth mentioning, his background is amazing. Xiaocui has already told the fourth and fifth wives about Huang Tianxiang's origins.
Therefore, they first lured Li Feng away, then chopped off Li Feng's right hand and threatened Zhang Tiezhu to rescue him.
Now I saw that Zhang Tiezhu did not notify Huang Tianxiang as agreed.
If Zhang Tiezhu did not keep his promise and notified Huang Tianxiang, Xiaocui would notify the fourth wife in advance, and the fifth wife would retreat, allowing Zhang Tiezhu to go to Laogou to catch the enemy.
"Master, forget it... Tiezhu, he is actually pretty good." Li Changyan, who was riding on his crotch, said weakly.
"Shut up!" Xiao Cuihan said in a half-male, half-female voice, and slapped Li Changxuan hard on the crotch.
Li Changxuan shed a few tears pitifully. He is not as good as Miao Fu now!